Princess Peach Toadstool hummed as she let out a big, brassy fart in the hallway within the Smash Mansion, giggling after hearing how deep pitched her poot was, with several of the Smashers groaning in annoyance.
"Ugh! Why do you always have to rip ass every single time!?" Donkey Kong exclaimed in annoyance as he held a wooden barrel in his arms.
Peach giggled as she held her hands together, turning to Donkey Kong. "Oh DK, you know how much I like to get the bad gas out of my big butt." She stuck her tongue out in a playful manner as another brassy poot puffed up her pink dress.
"If I can break Peach's flatulence for a moment..." R.O.B. stated as he rolled up to Donkey Kong, turning his mechanical head to Peach and Donkey Kong. "Has anyone seen Lucario or Popo recently? They've been missing for quite a long while."
Peach simply wrapped her arms around the back of her head as she frowned. "Nope. They simply left without a trace!"
The three Smashers looked at each other as Peach ripped ass once more, with a disgruntled Falco Lombardi walking past her.
"Jeeze, you stink!" Falco pinpointed as he pointed at Peach with his right wing temporarily, folding his feathered arms together as he sighed. "I wish I could have gone with those missing Smashers. Certainly beats listening to and smelling this blonde airhead's horrible butt..."
"...I can't believe that we're in this story," Popo commented to Waluigi and Lucario as he glanced back at his tablet. "And I can't believe it's well over one hundred chapters..."
"That's fanfiction for you." Lucario pinpointed as he folded his arms, noticing that Waluigi was unimpressed. "What?"
"One hundred chapters is nothing." Waluigi began as he started to boast about himself, turning to Lucario. "The fanfic starring me running a taco stand has well over four hundred chapters."
Lucario and Popo were both reasonably shocked as Waluigi kept his lanky arms folded, the three still in Seaside Hill.