A/N: First of all, I must apologize. I've been getting onto y'all for not reviewing. I know it's annoying. So I told myself I'd only do it until someone complained. Someone complained last chapter, so I won't say it again. I still want you to review- I just think I've made my point? Yeah, I have. So forgive me, those of you who wanted to strangle me for weeks. You should've complained earlier! *grins apologetically and annoyingly* And that's the best apology you'll get. Like Arthur, I hate being wrong. Unlike Arthur, I don't blame Merlin when I am wrong.
ANSWERS
ONE Cenred, the silly goose. Making everyone immortal but himself...
TWO Gwen! I really want her to try and assassinate Morgana. I know, I think about assassination too much... But with Morgana around, who can blame me?
THREE Gwaine, our swashbuckling pal! You go Gwaine! Also, can we work out a deal where you put a flower in my hair and make Merlin jealous? Because that would ROCK.
FOUR My man Merlin, the dear.
FIVE Morgause, that creepy Big-Eyes. I really hope she dies this next episode! I hope that every episode.
SIX Uther, the king who is no longer a king...
SEVEN Arthur. The prince guy. Who has just recently discovered his sister. Not a happy reunion.
EIGHT Leon! He nearly gave a heart attack that episode! Whew!
And for those of you who are wondering, the score currently stands at Evil Nasty Ladies, 2; Uther, 0. Also, does anyone know how to get a poem in the correct format?
Dear Gaius,
Hi! How are you? I'd come and talk to you myself, but unfortunately Camelot is *ahem* 'under new management'. I'm lying low for the time, at least until the end of the season, when hopefully everything will be all better. Hopefully.
I promised my minion—I mean reviewer, that I would write a chapter for you and your rather intimidating eyebrow. It took me a long time and plenty of mental energy that I could have been using for better things, but here it is. I'm sending you the finished version. Enjoy!
Quirky-quirk; bumpy-bump
My heartbeat's sure to double.
For when within that glare I'm fixed
I know I am in trouble!
Lifty-lift; twitchy-twitch
My knees begin to shake
You're angry now; I feel myself
In terror start to quake.
And I know my definition of fear
Will never be the same.
Run away! Be afraid!
It's Gaius's Eyebrow of Shame!
I didn't mean to do it, sir;
I know I'm in a spot,
But please don't send me that look,
As though my words are rot.
I swear it was an accident
But your brow is on the rise.
It makes me feel so very small—
You could be twice my size!
And I know my definition of fear
Will never be the same.
Run away! Be afraid!
It's Gaius's Eyebrow of Shame!
Commanding the respect of all—
Even Uther, if you please.
King and Witch and Prince alike—
You bring them to their knees!
Everyone in Camelot
Is now afeared of your fury.
And Kitty O of Awesomeness?
I'm petrified; yes, sir-ee!
And I know my definition of fear
Will never be the same.
Run away! Be afraid!
It's Gaius's Eyebrow of Shame!
Well? What did you think? Hopefully the readers will review and tell me what they think. Well, stay cool. Good luck in the next episode, Gaius! Don't let the evil witch get you down.
Love,
Kitty O.
A/N: Next chapter: Season Finale—Kitty O Style. Be afraid. Be very afraid.