A/N: Wow, it really looks like you guys are enjoying this special! I don't want to extend the special out too long, so it might end in two or more chapters (I don't want to take up the whole story). So here we are, two more pairings destined for a visit from Ratchet and the twins!

Starfire201: Oh yes, they are slagged. Haha, that probably will have every mech AND femme after them haha

Iwanita: Yup, poor Red. Of course, Io have to have an Optimus one! I might do that one later!

MissShelz: XD yeah poor both of them. Inferno is going to have a lot of running ahead of him trying to catch Red. XD, I want to boot Megatron's aft all the way back to cybertron grr

Jacqueline Walker: XD, well don't die! Easter Ratchet…. *snorts*

Makkenna Witwicky: Yus, I have to do one with Elita and Optimus. I need to get my butt in gear and do some human ones too haha

Osprey2012: XD, glad you liked it! Yes, a Barricade X Starscream one is perfect *evil laughter*

eltigre221: XD, yeah Paranoid Red. At least the Autobots know they'll always be safe. That DOES sound interesting… I have some scheming to do

Sounddrive: Sounds good! Looks like I might have more chapters than originally planned lol.

Admiral Rake Donsom: Glad you like it!

Sharta: Yup, poor Red

Naye Eternal Wings: XD, I'm glad you like it! Poor everyone! Your request is granted…Optimus X Elita!

Supergirlprime: Haha yeah. Well he wants to keep everyone safe. At least they know he'll never get them killed. Hmm indeed!

Rat001: Yeah, poor Red. Those are some good ideas. Man this special is going to be longer than anticipated XD. Probably should have made it it's own story lol

Barricade x Starscream

"Are you here to mock me Barricade? I'll have you know these Autobots will let me out with as much freedom as you have right now very soon" Starscream growled irritably, currently sitting in his lonely cell. His red optics were fixated on the Decepticon currently standing outside of the cell, watching as said Decepticon snorted.

"If I were here to mock you Screamer, I would have already done it. I'm here for a different reason. Now don't let this get to your already large ego, but happy human heart day" Barricade said with a roll of his optics, throwing a piece of paper towards the cell. It merely burst in to ashes upon contact with the bars, both Decepticons watching the ashes fall to the ground. Starscream gawked.

"Well thank fragging primus. I don't want a slagging human organ. Why the frag would you give that to me?" Starscream squawked, causing Barricade to mentally facepalm. Barricade than realized his mistake, venting in aggravation.

"No you glitch head, I meant is some human holiday called Valentine's day. It's something for love or whatever" Barricade said, throwing his hands up in the air. Starscream froze, arching an optic ridge.

"You are expressing your love for me?" Starscream asked, one of his optics twitching. Barricade vented again.

"No, I'm not. I'm expressing admiration for you as my fragging superior" Barricade snapped, but the damage had already been done. Starscream smirked, straightening up as he spoke.

"It shouldn't be such a surprise I guess, since I am the SIC of the entire Decepticon army and a former flight commander, My skills are unmatched" Starscream bragged, causing Barricade to vent again. So much for not letting it get to his large ego. Barricade was just about to find a way to strange Starscream when something else did the job for him, a large wrench flying through the barrier keeping Starscream in. It smashed in to his helm, knocking the Decepticon out.

"Barricade, you-" Sideswipe began, only to be caught off by the now laughing Decepticon. Sunstreaker found his reaction both shocking and amusing. Ratchet was startled as well.

"Save it Autobot, you just delivered my Valentine successfully. Thank fragging primus" Barricade said, sounding cheerful. Sideswipe looked confused. Sunstreaker arched an optic ridge.

"What do you mean? Wasn't that piece of paper your Valentine?" Sunstreaker asked, gesturing towards the ash. Barricade snorted loudly.

"Why would I give him something that he would never receive. I heard about you three shooting wrenches, so I decided to lure you guys here to deliver a wrench to Screamer, my Valentine present of course. Hopefully it dented his ego" Barricade snorted again, earning equal looks of respect from the twins. Ratchet merely grumbled something before taking off, the twins following him.

Optimus x Elita-1

"You two, make sure THEY don't get near here. If they do, I authorize the use of your hands to beat their afts to the center of this planet" Elita hissed in a low voice, her attention focused on Chromia and Arcee. The two femmes nodded, their optics focused on the area around them. Confident in their abilities, Elita smiled and nodded herself before slowly creeping in to the room they had been standing in front of.

"Elita, what do you need?" Optimus's voice caused her to smile, hearing the concern in his voice. Of course he would be worried; after all, she rarely ever came to him for anything but trouble. The femme turned around to face him, smiling sweetly with her hands behind her back. Optimus watched her curiously, wondering what his sparkmate was up to.

"I need you to pay attention to me and not your work. It's a special day today" Elita said, resisting the urge to snort as she watched confusion dawn on his face. She found it funny how much he urged them to learn about human culture when he neglected to do the same himself! Then again, he was always so busy trying to please the humans, it was no wonder why he knew very little about the human race.

"What day is it? I know it's not your creation day, nor is it mine. Am I forgetting something?" Optimus asked, sounding worried now. He hoped he had not forgotten something that was important. Elita vented before walking over, gently setting down her handmade card on his desk. She placed it right over the datapads he had been working on, making it obvious that she was trying to take him away from work. Optimus, noticing her actions, smiled before taking the card and reading it. His optics dimmed very briefly as he looked up the holiday, brightening up once he knew what it was. His smile grew even more as he set down the card.

"Happy Valentine's day my Optimus Prime" Elita said possessively, leaning over the desk and kissing him. Optimus was slightly surprised, though he did not show it as they kissed. Elita was incredibly amused as she heard the banging from outside the door, feeling victorious. She had outsmarted the Hatchet!

Her victorious feeling was short lived when a wrench broke through the wall on their right, causing Elita to topple over on top of Optimus. Optimus was completely caught off guard, jumping up instantly to protect his femme. His battle mask slid across his face and his energy swords shot out, the Prime prepared for the incoming attack.

"That almost ended in tragedy! That would not have been good would it Sunstreaker?" Sideswipe asked, his face visible through the hole. He was smirking in triumph, though he was missing one wing. Part of his armor was scratched up along with Sunstreaker, who looked incredibly upset.

"Yeah, it would have! I suggest you don't try hiding from us like that again" Sunstreaker all but shouted, incredibly upset about his ruined paintjob. Elita growled angrily at the twins, ready to pound their faces in to the ground.

"I expected better from you Optimus. Of all the mechs, I never expected you to be so careless! " Ratchet ranted, completely confusing the poor Prime. Elita narrowed her optics, noticing that something was terribly wrong. The twins and Ratchet working together…something was definitely off. She watched in silence as the trio stomped off before turning to Optimus.

"I think those twins are up to something"

A/N: OHOHO, the twins are getting close to being busted! Well this special is turning out to be longer then I had originally planned! I don't even have any human pairings yet! Well, I hope you enjoy it! Don't forget to review and give me feedback, some of my inspiration comes from you!