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-forget the info I'm gonna do this shit and write it nowz-
"UTAU. MY GOD. THAT IS GENIUS." I said.
"Thanks I know. But it was all Yaya's idea actually." Utau said.
Yaya good at matchmaking? ..Actually I could kind of see that.
"Okay let's go. You go kidnap Shinji, and i'll ask my mom. Hopefully she'll say yes." I said.
"Great. Sounds like a plan Rima." Utau said.
I went back into the little room.
There was just an odd silence.
"Hey mom? Can we go somewhere else?" I asked.
She smiled, and said "Sure Rima... Let's get away from this freak."
"Go. It's not like I CARE or anything." Shinji said.
Little do you know mother, little do you know.
What Utau, Yaya, Amu, and I have in store for you.
"Coming Rima?" My mom asked.
"Yes mother dearest." I said, and came into the car.
"So where to?" My mom asked.
"To Thrillville Amusement Park." I stated.
"Oh sounds fun." I said.
I saw Utau's car, and Shinji all nice and tied up.
I flash Utau a thumbs up, and she flashed me some back.
I looked back, and I could see Thrillville Amusement Park in the background.
"Wow. It sure has changed over the years." My mom said.
"Yeah. And something in your life is about to change... Today." I said, lovingly.
"What was that Riri-chan?" My mom asked.
"NOTHING!~" I said sweetly.
"Oh mother look! It's Utau, Yaya, and Amu! Gee wiz I wonder how they got here!" I said, acting like I didn't know they were coming.
"Hey Rima. I brought a friend." Utau said, and showed Shinji.
"Were friends, aren't we Shinji?" Utau asked all smiles.
"...Yes..." Shinji said as if he had no choice.
"Oh hey Utau, Amu, and Ya- SHINJI SAKAIRI!?" She said angrily.
"Oh look what the cat dragged in." Shinji said.
You know my parents don't fight like this. I could feel the lurve aura.
...Oh god I sound like Luvbee.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE! THE AMUSEMENT PARK! LET'S GO ON THE TUNNEL OF LOVE!" Yaya squealed.
"I agree. I'll go with Shinji and My mom." I said.
"That leaves, Utan, Ams, and YAYA!~" Yaya squealed.
"Alright let's go! No objections!" Utau said.
"W-wha.. No fair.." My mom said.
We sat in the boat, and then I got a phone call. From Utau!
"Oh gotta take this outside." I said, and jump to land. I didn't want to land in the chocolate water thing.. It's not like I can't swim or anything.
I walked outside, and went to the front of the ride.
"Okay i'm out." I said.
"Okay great. So your mom is afraid of the dark?" Utau asked.
"Mhmm." I said.
"Okay. Great. Great." Utau said.
"YAYA! LIGHT SWITCH!" I heard Utau screamed.
'Plan A' Was in action.
If your are wondering what 'Plan A' was it was to get my mom and Shinji inside the tunnel of love alone.
Together.
It was perfect. My mom always hugs the nearest thing she is to protect her from 'The evils of darkness' she calls.
She just is afraid of the dark. I've tried to help her before,
but I just made it worse.
"AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" I heard my mom scream.
"Let go!" I heard Shinji yell.
"B-but I can't!" My mom yelled.
"Awwies how cute!~ KYAA!~" Luvbee squealed.
"For once I agree with you.." I said.
"It's working out so far... INFACT! I FOUND THE CAMERA ROOM." Utau said.
"...WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S GO!" Yaya squealed.
Utau led us into this room, which showed screens of places..THERE IT IS! The tunnel of love!
We sat down watching, and waiting, and squealing, to see what would happen.
~RIMA'S MOM (MAEKO)'S POV~
I have never been more scared in my life! I WAS STUCK. NEXT TO - HIM, and just to make things worse! IT'S IN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE, with someone I don't love!
...Maybe I should really try acting my age y'know? But it's kind of hard. I act like a scared five year old, who needs there mommy to check the closets for monsters... But now, I am grown up and I have to check the closets my self! (A/N: In this story, Rima's mom is 32... just cause I don't know her real age...~)
"Could you please stop hugging me?" Shinji asked. Wow. He said 'please.'
I let go and just closed my eyes. To your happy place, Maeko... To your happy place...
I rolled in to my ball (Who said I wasn't Rima's mom? :D) and closed my eyes.
"Is the light on now?" I asked.
"Quit being a sissy. Nothing is going to hurt you. I'm right here." Shinji said.
"...How can I be so sure?" I asked. I heard Shinji slap something. Probably face palming.
"Fine. Forget it. You can stay here, while I find a way out." Shinji said.
"B-bu- HEY WAIT UP!" I said, getting out and following him.
"Gee what's your problem anyways? The dark isn't going to bite you." Shinji said.
"Shh.. IT CAN HEAR YOU..." I whispered.
"What?" He said.
"I didn't say anything." I said whistling.
...
"This suuuckksss... I want ouuuttttttt.. Your sooooo borrriiinnnggggg... It smeelllss in hereeee... ARE WE THERE YET?" I asked.
"No." Shinji said.
DAMN.
"How 'bout now?" I asked.
"No."
"Now?
-904854695654654 'Are we there yets?' Later-
"Now?" I asked.
" . . ." Shinji said.
"I just wanted to know... Gosh..." I said..
Men. Am I right?
...Right?...Damn right.
BOOOOOOSSSHHH.
"What was that?" Shinji asked.
"UH.. GEE SHINJI. I KNOW WHAT IT IS." I said, as if he were stupid.
Of course I don't know.
"It's okay m'am and guy! Your safe know!" A voice said.
Shinji grabbed my hand, and dashed.
"Were almost there!" Shinji said.
Hey readers! Here that? WERE FREE!
=WOOT. RIRI'S POV! SLAP ME FIVE~=
"Just. Like. A. Shoujo manga.. EXCEPT THERE NOT HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS! THERE IN THERE 30S!" Yaya squealed.
"Yeah.. Wait! They got out!" I said.
"Oh noes." Utau said.
"Guys.. 'PLAN B.' " Amu said.
"To the amusement park food place!~" Yaya giggled.
...Giggled like Kusukusu?
I miss kusukusu... And Luvbee..
Timeskip: Thrillville's Yummy cafe!~ 'PLAN B IN ACTION'
"Okay so, heres 5$. You'll do it right?" I asked the waiter.
"Of course." He said.
"Thanks. Do it quickly. This conversation never happened.." I said.
...OH GOD DO YOU READERS THINK I PAID HIM TO DO SOMETHING DIRTY?
...Hopefully not. You'll see what I have in plan.
So I went back to where everyone was sitting.
"Kittens Are WAAAY BETTER THAN DOGS!" Shinji said.
"No! Dogs are way better than cats!" My mom said.
Okay mom, sorry, but I have to go with shinji this time.
Cats are lazy, and not athletic, like me! Dogs, I can't keep up with.
...Anyways the waiter came! PLAN IN ACTION.
"Hello what would you all like to order today?" Waiter asked.
"I'll have a peach smoothie, and chinese donuts." I said.
"Yaya will have a strawberry smoothie, and a strawberry sundae!~" Yaya said.
"I'll take the extra large ramen." Utau said.
"I'll just have some taiyaki...Chocolate flavored." Amu said.
"I'll have chicken." Shinji said.
"Hey I wanted to order that.." My mom grumbled.
"Oh then, would you two like the lover's chicken?" The waiter asked.
5 dollars well spent.
"U-uh, a-actually we would no-" Shinji said, but was interrupted.
"Okay then! Coming right up!" The waiter said.
I could feel the awkward yet lovey-dovey aura.
...Hey...
This made me realize, After today, I will only have 2 days.
Then after that, I'll have to leave.
Leave Nagihiko? I'll miss him more than anything.
...I know, i'll do something special for him.
Yes I will... I will...
I love Nagihiko so badly after all...
My mom and Shinji both shared chicken awkwardly.
I smiled... I hope those two have a wonderful life while I'm gone.
I do hope so..
But for some reason, I really feel like that something bad will happen while i'm gone.
"It's getting late." Utau said.
"Yeah." I said.
"Mom, ready to go home?" I asked.
"Sure Rima.." My mom said.
"H-hey wait!" Shinji said.
"What is it?" My mom asked.
"If you not busy, well... Do you want to hang out tomorrow?" Shinji asked.
Bingo. My mom looked at me, as realizing that we were playing matchmaker on her.
She patted my head, and said "I'd love to."
As soon as we got home, I got out my knitting kit.
I started knitting something. Something... Well you'll find out.
Hello everyone..
WOWZERS..
This chapter was...
?~? I can't say anything. I'm not sure how it went.
But anyways,
The next chapter, is the last chapter.. I might have an epilogue.
Also I have a question,
Would you all like it if I made a sequel?
Just wondering~
*R & R*~