{A/N} [17/10/15] I was thinking about making a series of one-shots of important events that happen before/after chapters. Something like Pyro and… well… Read on and you'll find out. You won't miss it, trust me.
{A/N} [9/11/15] Hi everyone! Allow me to introduce myself, my alias/name is Wulfy! I, by Icy's request, am a partner. As he is 'sick' (as he said. More like injured…) and is unfit to write now, for lack of a better word, he entrusted me with this chapter of ALGoToD. Just sayin', the first introduction part was written by him. I hope I can live up to his expectations and/or at least make it seem like it's his work that you're reading. If you have a question for me, I'll be happy to answer, provided it is not too private. ^w^
Thanks for reading everyone!
As it's been… well… a long time. Let's us restate the rules:
-Truths & Dares by PM
-Has to remain T rated
-No marriage
-No 'forever' stuff
-No deaths (I'll put as fainted etc)
-Preferably no 'all the legendaries' stuff
-Fun!
Arcy: Guys, guys, guys! They're outside!
Lugia: Oooh, I'm hyped! Giratina, you got that money?
Tina: [Grumbles] I never wanted to participate in the bet
Zekrom: Get ready to pay up
*Door bursts open and everyone goes silent. Pyro, Aqua, Sylvy and Mew enters. Two eggs on Pyro's back*
Arcy: D-do I see… two eggs?
Tina: Well… two legendaries will always guarantee two eggs, does it not?
Shaymin: [Grins] Oooh, I spy eggs!
Aqua: [Glares at all of them] And I spy nothing out of the ordinary, don't you all
*Legendaries nod furiously*
Aqua: That's right
Pyro: [Whines] Aquaa~
Aqua: Yes?
Pyro: I'm scared
Aqua: Don't worry, I'll be here with you. Although [mutters] I really need to put you through a maturity course real soon
Sylvy: [ear twitches] Yeah, I agree
Pyro: Agree with what?
Sylvy: You really need to undergo Aqua's maturity course very soon
Arcy: Maturity course?
Tina: Well… right now Pyro's mindset is too young to be a father
Aqua: ANYWAYS! We did not come here for idle chit-chat and to listen to your ideas. We have a game to play! Lollifox?
*Fire tornado starts up before dying down, revealing Ninetales(Fox) with sombrero*
Fox: Hola mi amigos! You have no idea how much fun Spain is! Since I'm in a good mood today, not only will I go easy on you, but a random legendary, not telling who, will get to come with me on my next trip!
*Legendaries cheer*
Fox: Now that that's out of the way, let's start with Sylvy
Sylvy: Yes?
Fox: Fishy Dew-Dew? Really?
Sylvy: [Giggles] That's what Silver called him
Fox: Silver?
Aqua: Another 'client'. Silver was pretty nice, right Palkia?
Pal: [Shivering] N-nope, definitely not
Fox: Anyways, Mesprit, why are you so hard to catch in Pokemon Diamond?!
Mesprit: [Cocks head] Hm? I am?
Fox: I've wasted a few days of my life trying to catch you!
Mes: [Giggles]
Fox: It's not funny!
Mes: [Stops giggling, eyes wide]
Fox: Arceus, here are some pictures of Hoopa and Volcanion, what do you think? [Shows pictures]
Arcy: Hmm… Hm… Mm! They look pretty weird. I never would've thought there would be a legendary of hoops and whatnot
Fox: That's all?
Arcy: Mm, yeah
Fox: Okay then, Aqua
Aqua: Yes?
Fox: Would you mind if I taught Pyro how to control his attacks?
Pyro: Ooh! Can I, Aqua? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Aqua: [Sighs and smiles] H'okay, why not? It would lighten some my load and cross one thing out of things to teach
Sylvy: [Whispers to Aqua] Say, Aqua. You know we have yet to tell Pyro of his past?
Aqua: [Whispers back] Keep it that way unless he remembers it
Sylvy: [Nods] Mm!
Fox: Mewtwo, take this!
*Fox throws Mewtwonite Y and X and Mega Ring*
Fox: Use it to do whatever you want
Mewtwo: Hm… [Inspects Mega Ring] Okay, I'll take a look at it afterwards
Fox: Alright, now for the dares! Mew, switch personalities with Kyurem!
Aqua: Manaphy, use Heart Swap!
Mew: No! Wait-!
*Manaphy uses Heart Swap!*
Mew (in Kyurem's body): [Throws tantrum] I don't wanna stay in this body! I don't wanna! Swap me back! Swap me back!
Kyurem: [Grins evilly]
Pyro: [Nuzzles up to Aqua] I don't like Mew- uh, Kyurem's smile…
Kyurem: [Gestures Pyro to 'come hither']
Pyro: [Shakes head violently] N-no! Y-y-you're not Mew!
Aqua: I never knew that Mew- or her body- was capable of such an evil smile
Fox: This'll be fun to see. Oh well…. Groudon, Kyogre, catch [throws music player and earphones to each] You listen to Heavy Rainfall, Groudon; and you, Ky, Drought from Pokemon Sapphire and Ruby
Grou: [Groans] Do I have to? I already know that I'll hate it
Ky: [Rolls eyes] Don't judge a music based on its name or origin
Fox: Right you are, Ky!
*A few minutes later*
Grou: [Takes off earphones] Like I said, it's totally shit
Fox: [Sighs] What do you think, Ky?
Ky: Judging from what I've heard over Mew's little tantrum [Points to Mew]
Mew: [Still throwing tantrum] Give me my body back!
Ky: I must say, it isn't all that bad at all…
Grou: Ha! You admit to my superiority over you!
Ky: I never said anything of sorts, I merely praised a piece of music
Sylvy: Is it me or did Kyogre… get smarter?
Aqua: I don't think it's just you
Ky: I was never dumb!
Fox: Rayquaza, since you don't have a weather-changing theme, listen to Windfall by TheFatRat instead! [Throws Ray a similar music player]
Ray: [Presses play] I wish Icy was here to listen too [sigh]
*After music ends*
Ray: [Returns items] It's okay, I guess
Fox: What's up with you today?
Ray: What do you mean?
Aqua: You seem a bit down
Ray: [Glances at Pyro and the eggs] It's nothing
Fox: Well, whatever. Everyone, face me in a one on one match. I really need a workout
Aqua: I don't think I have to say this, but I will anyway: neither Pyro, Sylvy nor I will be participating
Fox: [Rolls eyes] Fine, fine. Now come on!
*Lots and lots of fights after*
Mew: [Groans] Can I go back to my body now?
Fox: Hm… For your bravery in the fight, I think so, yeah. [Swaps Mew and Kyurem back to their own bodies]
Mew: Yay! Yay! I'm back in my body! This is way better! [Flies over to snuggle with Pyro]
Pyro: [Blushes]
Fox: Aww, how cute~ Anyways, take care! Oh, and a little gift [Spawns in an all-can-eat bar] So you guys won't get hungry
Arcy: Is that-
Lugia: Food?
Tina: Food?
Kyogre: Food?
Groudon: Food?
Jirachi: [Wakes up and sniffs around] FOOOOOOD! [Rushes over to bar and stuffs himself]
Tina: H-Hey! Don't eat it all!
Arcy: It's gonna run out soon
Fox: About that, every time something runs out, the bar will restock itself instantly, so don't worry [Grabs Mesprit and teleports away]
Mesprit: But the foooood-!
Aqua: Next up, fghooo
FGH: [pops into the hall] Hiii everyone~!
Pyro: Zorua? Zorua!
*Pyro hastily sprints over to FGH, making the eggs fly off his back*
Aqua: He-hey! [Clumsily catches both of them before giving them to Sylvy] PYRO!
Pyro: [Stops dead in his tracks] Hm?
Aqua: [Pissed off] PYRO, you come here RIGHT NOW!
*Pyro slowly trots over to Aqua, tail between his hind legs and tears in his eyes*
Aqua: Never, EVER do that again. Understand!?
Pyro: [Lowers head] Y-yes… S-s-sorry Aqua
FGH: Aw come now Aqua, don't be so harsh! He's still young! Well… relatively young!
Aqua: [Shakes head slowly] Even if he's young, he still has to grow up one day. What's a more perfect time than him about to become a father?
FGH: [Double-takes] Wh-what?! Y-you mean… Those eggs are… his?!
Sylvy: Yep, his and Mew's!
FGH: O-oh… oh… Well, couldn't say I didn't see it coming... Anyways-
Lugia: On with the show?
FGH: You got it! Arcy, what are your 3 favourite plates?
Arcy: Hmm… Well, right now it's the Pixie plate, the Spooky plate and the Meadow plate
FGH: Yeah? Tina, what are your 3 favourite Arcy's plates?
Tina: Oh, Arcy looks good with the Pixie, Mind and Draco plates! Ohohoho…. [Blushes slightly]
FGH: Right, enough with your dirty, tainted imagination, Giratina. Uxie, what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Uxie: Regardless of what a chicken is, the egg came first. The egg of the Light and Shadow Mew
FGH: You're no fun at all. Azelf? You have any blackmail against Kyurem?
Azelf: [Shrugs] He's one of the rare ones I don't have blackmail of. You know, type of guy who sits and stares at the wall all day until someone or something approaches him
Sylvy: How could anyone stand to stare at the wall the whole day?
Az: Beats me
Mew: I'd die of boredom!
Arcy: Yes, we all know that you will
FGH: By the way, Sylvy, I find the idea of you and Aqua together quite cute~
Sylvy: ['Explodes' and melts, collapsing onto the ground] A-Aqua?
Aqua: [Sputters] Wh-what?! Where did that idea even come from?!
Pyro: [Pokes Sylvy] Sylvy, why is your face red? Are you sick?
Sylvy: Heh… Heheh…. Heheheh… [Faints]
Pyro: [Pokes Sylvy again] Syl? Aqua, I think Sylvy's sick!
FGH: [Chuckles] Don't worry, Pyro, she's not. Right, ahem, next up. Ray, come over here, I have a present for you!
Ray: What now? [Flies over]
*fghooo sticks a flare up Ray's - ahem - ass and ignites it*
Ray: [Screams] Aaaaahhhh! H-hot! Hot! Ooooowwieeee! [Flies into bathroom]
FGH: [Rolling on the floor laughing]
Zekrom: Eugh… that was a bit… gross?
Reshiram: I think it's more painful than gross, cruel too
FGH: Come on guys, be a little more fun!
Ho-oh: [Shivers] It's all fun and games until someone gets a flare shoved up their ass
FGH: [Pouts] What's with all of you today? Ho-oh, have a flying competition with Moltres and see who can fly for the longest
Ho-oh: Well… if it's just flying for the longest then I'll win, guaranteed
Moltres: Ha, so sure? I can fly for months!
Ho-oh: Now that you've said that, yes, fo' sho'. I can fly for years, maybe even forever. If we're having a race, then that may be another story but endurance test is my specialty
Mol: Grr… Fine, guess you win. BUT only because you have more experience, being older
Ho-oh: [Smirks] Learn to respect your elders
Mol: Aren't you past your expiration date yet, grandma?
Ho-oh: [Fumes] Who're you calling grandma?!
FGH: Whoa, whoa. Don't burn down the place now. Save your fight for later, I don't want to be in here when it collapses
Arcy: I really hope it does not. Would take AGES to rebuild the place
FGH: To be honest? I don't care. Pyro, sprinting race with me!
Pyro: Okay!
FGH: Around the hall, ten times!
Pyro: Okay okay okay okay! Come on, let's race!
FGH: Aqua, be the referee?
Aqua: Sure, sure. Ready? Steady…. GO!
10 minutes later
FGH: [Wheezing] Hah… Hah… Alright, you clearly win
Pyro: [Puffs chest out proudly] By miles!
FGH: [Catches breath] Haaaah… Right. Aqua, how many flaming balls can you chuckle
Latios: [Stifles chuckle]
Latias: [Rolls eyes and slaps Tio in the head]
Aqua: [Sighs] Alright-
Pyro: Ooh! I can use Ember attack! I'll give Aqua the fire!
Aqua: Right, one at a time, okay? Slowly
Pyro: [Fires Ember at Aqua]
*Aqua catches fireball and throws it in the air hurriedly*
Aqua: Another one!
*Pyro fires another Ember and Aqua starts to juggle them with Pyro adding more*
Pyro: [Fires Ember] [Fires Ember] [Fires Ember]
Aqua: [Struggling] Uh… ah…. Pyro- Pyro! S-stop it. I can't juggle that much! Waaah- [Braces self and fireballs explode lightly]
Pyro: [Fires another Ember] Hm?
*Aqua gets hit in the face with an Ember attack*
Aqua: Ow…
Pyro: O-oh! You said stop! Are you alright?!
Aqua: Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine soon [Pops paws into mouth to cool it]
FGH: [Smiling] Not bad, Aqua, not bad. Five fireballs!
*Legendaries with hands clap*
Lugy: Wow, never knew you were a great juggler, Aqua. I struggle with only three!
Shay: [Rolls eyes] One could only imagine why
FGH: Last one then! Arcy, remember what happened a few games ago?
Arcy: Too many to remember, not that I want to either
FGH: Exactly three games ago? Yeah? Something you remember doing to Pyro?
Arcy: Hmm… Oh! I think I remember now! I used Hyper Beam on Pyro, right?
Pyro: [Shifts uneasily] I-I remember it too… that hurt
FGH: And for that, here is my last dare! [Flips Giratina over on his back and Hyper Beams his nuts] Take that! [Fires another Hyper Beam consecutively]
Tina: [Gasps and wheezes] O-ow… aaaahh…. [Faints]
Arcy: [Gasps] Tina! Tina, are you alright?!
Shay: Does he look alright, woman?
FGH: And with that, byeee~! [Teleports away]
Arcy: [Wails] Tinaaaa!
Articuno: [Pats Arcy's back] I know… I know… Karma's a bitch
Arcy: [Sniffs] What'd I ever do to deserve this?
Tia: [Snorts] Really? For one, you did that to Pyro, like he said
Aqua: Alright, alright. Settle down. Next up on the list is HyperCLM!
Clim: [Hops in through door] Hiya! I'm back again!
Sylvy: [Stirs] Ugh… Wh-what happened?
Clim: Oh, I don't know. You were fainted when I came in!
Sylvy: [Cocks head] Fainted?
Pyro: Yay! You're not sick!
Clim: Never mind that, let's get one with the game! First one's for Rayquaza
Aqua: He's still in the bathroom
Clim: Fine. Sylvy, can you go ask him the question?
Sylvy: Mm! No problem!
Clim: Ask him how it feels to basically be Groudon's and Kyogre's babysitter
Sylvy: Be right back!
5 minutes later
Sylvy: [Re-enters hall] He said it's annoying and a tough job. He also asks if the evil, Void-influenced Zorua is gone yet
Aqua: Tell him he's gone and get him out here
Sylvy: [Shouts behind her] Aqua says he's gone!
*Ray emerges cautiously*
Ray: [Looks around and sighs in relief] He's gone
Clim: And I'm here instead! Sylvy
Sylvy: Yes?
Clim: What is your opinion on you and I dating?
Sylvy: Dating? Us?
Aqua: [Quickly] You two aren't dating, are you?!
Sylvy: No… No… Not that I know of
Aqua: [Sighs in relief] Good- I mean… Okay
Clim: [Narrows eyes at Aqua] Hmm…
Pyro: [Looks at the three] What's wrong?
Sylvy: I have no idea…
Clim: Sylvy? Any love interests?
Sylvy: [Blushes] Well… Um… Ahem, I'm not comfortable at all saying this so I would be rather grateful if you don't make me say it
Clim: You don't want to? Shame… But oh well, worth a try. Entei, I have no clue what hentai is, care to explain?
Entei: Awwww HELL YEAH-!
Aqua: [Covers Pyro's ears]
*Entei launches into multiple ramblings*
Clim: So basically… Japanese porn?
Entei: It's not that simple! There's an ART to it!
Clim: Yeah, Japanese porn. Everyone, how would you mentally break someone?
Everyone: Send Void over to them!
Tio: That would also physically break them!
Palkia: And make you wish you were dead!
Vic: Or never born! [Shivers] He's the one true nightmare!
Clim: Hm! I thought Aqua was stronger! While we're on that topic, Aqua, on a scale of one to eleven, where one is generous and not-so-tough and eleven is super-impossibly-sadist-that-Void-couldn't-surpass-ever, what would you rate yourself?
Aqua: [Bashfully looks to side] Well… I can beat him; I haven't lost to him ever before. But I'm not a sadistic one like him though. So… Well… I wouldn't know where to fit on that scale. Five? Two?
Clim: Goodness, I must go and work on my scale AGAIN! I'll do that later. Celebi, have you ever thought about love?
Celebi: No! No love! Only kill and blood!
Aqua: I thought we gave up on Celebi ever being considered normal in any way, shape or form
Clim: Just thought I'd try. Now, the good one [Rubs paws/hands] Here we go! Aqua [Holds up a picture of Void and Aqua kissing] on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate this pic?
Aqua: [Face reddens] One! Definitely one!
Pyro: [Moves in closer and stares at photo] Aqua… [Looks up at Aqua] You found a mate?
*Dead air (silence)*
Aqua: [Face reddens even more] Uh… No, not really. It's complicated, it is. [Turns to Clim] Scrap that, I rate it minus a million and some more
Clim: Hahaha! Oh, Aqua, you're funny! Anyways, [Gives Celebi exact copy of her giant hammer]
Ho-oh: No! Don't give it to her!
Clim: Just because I feel sorry for you when Aqua dared the fire-type pokmeon to burn it
Aqua: Hey! It was lunatheumbre0n's dare!
Clim: Same difference. Anyways, who, besides Aqua, Pyro and Void, do you hate the most amongst yourselves, you who call yourself legendaries?!
Legendaries(except Arcy): Probably Tina
Arcy: Whaaat?! Why?!
Legendaries: Because he gets special privileges and your favour in everything!
Arcy: But he's my mate!
Tia: And your son
Arcy: We're not blood related!
Tio: Yeah, we know. Heard this a million times. "Not blood related. It's complicated. It's not wrong"
Zekrom: Why so many excuses?
Arcy: [Sulks]
Clim: Anyways! Onto dares! Azelf, you must find…. The second chapter of Brotherhood and read it out loud to everyone! Should you try anything funny, a random legendary will be sliced in two. You need to learn humility
*Legendaries shiver*
Tio: 'Ey, I'm tellin' you Az. You try anything funny and I'll slice you in half before anyone does anything else
Shay: I second that
Lugia: I'm in too
Azelf: Alright! Fine, fine! I won't try anything! Damn!
*Azelf digs around storage and finds said chapter on paper. He reads it out loud*
Aqua: Ah… [Reminiscing]
Clim: Hm? Aqua?
Aqua: Yeah?
Clim: Not gonna… I dunno, attack him or anything?
Aqua: [Dreamy voice] Nah… Just… that brings me back, y'know? But I do wonder though, who was the one who knew this and wrote it up?
Clim: [Shrugs] No idea
Aqua: Oh well… kinda like a diary
Clim: Moving on then. Pyro, have Aqua put a blindfold on you and slow dance with someone!
Pyro: Okay!
Aqua: Here we go [Ties blindfold around Pyro's head] See anything?
Pyro: Nope! [Giggles]
Clim: Right! [Grabs Meloetta] Sshh…
Mel: [Nods slowly]
Clim: Grab his legs and slow dance with him!
*Meloetta grabs Pyro's forepaws and lift them up and dances. Slow music starts playing*
Aqua: Who's playing that? [Looks around]
Zapdos: Thought it would fit the mood! ['Hot' pink laptop in front of him]
Moltres: For once, you are good for something
Tina: [Roused by the music] Who- who's playing that? Sounds so… good… and calming! [Looks around and sees Pyro dancing with Meloetta awkwardly] What the-?
Arcy: Tina! You're back!
Pyro: A-Aqua? [Still dancing on hind legs]
Aqua: Yes?
Pyro: This feels weird
Aqua: [Mumbles] I would think so too…
5 minutes later
Clim: Alright, enough
Zapdos: [Turns off music and yawns] I'm kinda sleepy now
Clim: [Whispers to Meloetta] Now do something that would shock Pyro to a standstill!
Meloetta: [Whispers back] I need to tell someone something first…
Clim: Fine, quickly though
*Mel lets go of Pyro's paws and swiftly moves over to Mew's side*
Mel: [Whispers] Just for the dare, alright? Doesn't mean anything~
Mew: [Cocks head] What… [Realises and nods] Just for the dare
*Mel moves back to Pyro*
Clim: Okay, do it
Mel: [Kisses Pyro's cheek lightly]
Pyro: [Freezes] M- Mew?
Clim: Nope, not Mew
Aqua: [Takes off blindfold] There you go!
Pyro: M-Meloetta?!
Mel: [Waves shyly] Hi
Pyro: I-I thought that was… um… never mind
Clim: Suicune, do whatever you want with Raikou for the next 115 minutes! Raikou must comply, otherwise…
Sui: I don't know Clim… He does everything I tell him to do already-
Rai: That's right! I'll do anything for my sweet Suicune~!
Pyro: [Sighs happily] Awww….
Clim: Then carry on then, Rai. Mewtwo and Uxie: a trivia contest on legendary pokemons' lives! First to twenty points!
Aqua: Let's get the stage set up!
About 30 minutes later
Arceus: And we're at nineteen points for both of the contestants! This makes the next question a tie-breaker and the decisive question! Are you ready?
Mewtwo: Ready
Uxie: As I'll ever be!
Arceus: This final question would be about Pyro!
Pyro: Yay, yay! A question about me!
Arcy: What… is Pyro's first mate called?
Mewtwo: Uh-oh… um… ah…
Uxie: [Thinks really hard] Let's see... Goddammit what was she called? Or was it a he?
Mewtwo: Are you stupid? Of course it's a she, I just can't remember who!
Uxie: The name's just on the tip of my tongue
Arcy: Ten seconds left!
Mewtwo: C'mon, c'mon…. shit!
Arcy: Time's up!
Uxie: Well… that's awkward then
Arcy: Yeah, we'll get one last question in then
Mewtwo: [Sighs] okay
Arcy: What is Pyro's last name?
Uxie: Got it!
Arcy: Uxie is first, go on
Uxie: Umbraculo!
Arcy: Correct! Uxie wins!
Pyro: Umbraculo? That's hard to say… Can't I just be Pyro?
Aqua: Yes, you can be Pyro. But Umbraculo is your last name
Pyro: Then can't I be Pyro Pyro?
Aqua: [Sighs] No, you can't
Pyro: Fine…
Clim: Kyogre, attempt to survive a beating fronm Celebi's mega hammer
Cel: [Teleports in hammer] Hammer time!
Kyogre: Well… shit
5 minutes (A beating) later
Clim: Alright, alright, next up. Shaymin
Shay: Yeah?
Clim: You're a pillow, deal with it
Shay: Um… so?
Clim: Uh… Let Victini nap on you!
Vic: Yay! [Jumps onto Shay's back and curls up to nap]
Shay: You've got to be fucking kidding me…
Clim: Pyro!
Pyro: Yes?
Clim: Here's one "Get out of a dare" card just in case, use it wisely! [Hands card over]
Pyro: [Accepts card with mouth] Thoonk yooou!
Aqua: [Rubs Pyro's head] Use it wisely, remember?
Clim: And here's a "Get out of playing FNaF 4" card! Just in case you are told to, or you could give it to someone [Gives another card]
Pyro: [Accepts happily and tail wags]
Clim: Kyurem?
Kyu: [Looks up]
Clim: [Shoots Kyu with a pistol] Because I want to
*Pyro drops cards in surprise and runs behind Aqua*
Clim: Oi, oi, these are precious, don't drop them! [Gathers cards and gives them back]
Pyro: Wh-where'd you get th-that m-metal thingy?
Clim: Don't worry about it [Waves cards in Pyro's face]
Pyro: [Hesitatingly takes card] Y-you're a bit s-scary…
Clim: Arcy, guess what?
Arcy: What?
Clim: You're going to that fanboy-plus-N pit!
Arcy: WHAT THE FU- [Gets teleported into fanpit]
30 minutes later
Arcy: [Gets back] N-Never again! I HAAAAAAATE N!
Clim: [Giggles] I know, that's why I did it. Heatran, play Go Fish with any willing legendary
Heatran: Um… anyone want to?
Zekrom: We'll be playing after this anyways, why don't you join in?
Heatran: I-I can?
Lugia: Sure
Heatran: [Smiles] Yay…
Clim: Zapdos
Zappy: Hm?
Clim: [Whispers] Kidnap Diancie after this
Zappy: Whoa! I know I'm desperate, but I won't do anything to get a bunch of angry, flying rocks after my ass!
Clim: I'll make you do it somehow. Just you wait. Keldeo, you have to save Diancie from the evil clutches of Zapdos!
Kel: Huh? What's going to happen?
Clim: Nobody knows! You'll have to stay by Dian and watch out for any dangers in the form of Zapdos
Zappy: You make it seem like I'm the bad guy here!
Sylvy: [Giggles] Oh, Zappy, that's 'cause you are!
Zappy: [Pouts] I don't like it
Clim: You'll have to suck it up and deal with it. All electric-type legendaries use thunderbolt on Aqua!
Aqua: Wh-whaaaa- [Gets shocked]
*Sylvy runs around and catches the two eggs thrown in the air by Aqua*
Sylvy: [Panting] Oof… … … oof! Got them!
Pyro: Aqua! [Runs over to Aqua and gets electrocuted too] A-aaaaah!
Clim: Shit, this is not looking good. I'd better go [teleports away]
Sylvy: S-stop! Stop please!
*Electric-type legends stop*
Zekky: Whoa… we did that much damage? [Points to fainted Aqua and Pyro]
Raikou: [Sniffs and nose twitches] Smells burnt too
Sylvy: Oh, Aqua… [Nuzzles up to Aqua and Pyro]
Mew: Pyro! [Shakes Pyro lightly before curling up next to him]
20 minutes later
*Aqua stirs*
Aqua: Ugh… ow ow ow, my back
Sylvy: Aqua!
Aqua: [Stretches] Wait a minute- The eggs! [Looks around frantically] The eggs! Are they okay?!
Sylvy: Calm down, Aqua. They're alright
Aqua: Thank the gods
Arcy: Your welcome
Aqua: Oh, ugh… I don't feel too good. Let's hope the next person is self-sufficient. Let's see…. [Sighs in relief] Hero LumiEre Lumanite [Faints next to Pyro]
*Hero strolls in with white suit, cape and gloves with rapier on hip*
Hero: Bonjour [Bows] Sorry if you were expecting the more... violent side of moi. I choose to wear white to avoid that little problem. But I digress, we should move on. Cobalion
Coba: What is the matter, good sir?
Hero: I thought you said you didn't spy on Diancie [Pulls out handful of photos of Diancie] Why did I find all of these under your bed [Throws photos at Coba]
Coba: [Blushes] Wh-what is this?! I would do no such thing!
*Legendaries turn to look at Cobalion*
Coba: I was framed! I am being framed, I say! I would do no such thing!
Hero: That's what all the paedophiles say, Coba. Virizion-
*A loud, playful scream comes from above*
Amber: Daddy, I'm coming!
*All legendaries look up to see Amber falling from the sky*
Hero: [Creates giant pink bubble for Amber to land on] This again
Amber: [Bounces on bubble and lands on top of Zy] Oof! [Looks down to see Zy] Hiya! Are you that dragon my daddy talks about?
Zy: Someone talks about me?!
Ray: [Says miserably] Why doesn't anyone notice me? Am I becoming like Zy now?
Hero: [Rolls eyes] Back to business. Virizion, how does it feel to be less noticed than Zygarde now? I mean, at least everyone else remembers who to forget
Viri: [Bursts into tears] All- all I wanted was to-to be the centre of a-attention for once!
Zy: I've never actually thought of it that way… everyone remembers to forget me?
Amber: Oh, oh, I have one!
Hero: Go on
Amber: [Bounces a bit on Zy's head] Mew, is it fun to eat all that sugar?! Daddy won't let me eat more than half a pound's worth [Pouts]
Zy: Ow, my neck is breaking
Lugia: So you know how I felt when Pyro was on my head now?
Mew: It's very good! But you shouldn't follow what I do just yet, little Amber. I'm a grown up now, I'm very very [Uses hand gestures to exaggerate] veeeery grown up now! I can control my needs!
Arcy: [Snorts]
Tina: Mmph! [Suppresses laughter]
Amber: Oh, okay!
Hero: Eight-year olds aren't supposed to be singing 50 Cent songs while hijacking a truck. Too much sugar is bad, Amber
Mew: Yes, listen to your daddy
Amber: [Pouts but nods anyways]
Hero: [Glares at Darkrai]
Darkrai: [Shivers]
Hero: I believe someone was barking at my daughter last time. If it weren't for me turning into a Zoroark again, I would have sent you to a dimension as both space and time broke down and slowly ripped your being piece by piece for eternity. Count yourself as blessed Void and Aqua were your handlers and not me. I'd show you times Void would have said is "Pretty fucking epic. Do it again"
Darkrai: Y-yeah, I'll keep that in mind. S-sorry
Hero: Speaking of, where's- [Looks around and sees fainted Aqua and Pyro] oh
Amber: [Pokes Aqua's face] Hee hee hee
Hero: Don't do that, Amber, it's rude
Amber: [Pouts again] Aww…
Sylvy: [Tiredly] You and Pyro would get along well
Hero: Heatran, feeling any better after that park trip? I heard that the guy from the park is still stalking you
Heatran: [Jumps in shock] Wh-what? Where?!
Hero: [Shrugs]
Heatran: Ooohh…. I'm not feeling so good now…
Hero: Is Aqua gonna wake up soon?
Sylvy: Hard to tell [Yawns]
Hero: Then please pass on this message from me
Sylvy: Go on
Hero: I need to have a talk with him about our dear friend Kyurem
Sylvy: Noted, I'll tell him that sometime later
Hero: [Nods] Thanks Sylvy, you're under-appreciated around here. Zekky~
Zekrom: Y-yes? [Gulps]
Hero: I bet the electricity you give off make up for your lack of… other things [Nods downwards]
Zek: [Flushes] It does not! In fact, it's just a bonus! Right Resh?
Resh: Um… why are we even having to discuss this here?
Hero: Anyways, Entei [Stares at lava mutt] Fire!
*Hero steps aside and raises sword to reveal a cannon. Cannonball shoots from it and sends Entei into kitchen*
Hero: [Turns to Sui and Raikou] I said I'd be less violent, but I'm still upset with you three. Prepare your anuses for my revenge, it'll be worse for you
Amber: [Giggles] Bad daddy… Xerne~ Can I get a hug? [Looks at Xer with large sparkly eyes]
Xer: Uh… sure [Awkwardly hugs Amber, who squeals in delight]
Hero: [Sighs] Giratina, doesn't it feel weird having sex with your mom? And did you forget that you're still on the incest train?
Tina: Screw this, I'm going to say it once and for all!
*Legendaries look at Tina in anticipation*
Tina: [Assumes dramatic pose] Incest is win-cest!
Arcy: WHAT THE FU-!
Hero: [Covers Arcy's mouth] Watch your language around my daughter!
Arcy: [Nods]
Hero: [Lets go] Right, onto dares
Amber: [Moves onto Heatran's back] Hi! [Waves]
Heatran: Do you know where the stalker is?
Amber: [Tilts head] No?
Hero: Right, Coba, if you feel I dishonoured you then face me in a duel of swords!
Coba: No, no, no! I could not fight such a nobility like you! [Mutters] Even though thou dost frame me
Hero: Fine… Kyurem, you get an hour as a female in a fanboy pit! [teleports sleeping Pyro onto shoulder] And no Pyro meatshield today, my icy friend [teleports Amber to side too]
Sylvy: I should move a bit too [Moves over to Hero's side with eggs]
Ray: Wow… even Kyurem has fanboys? This sucks…
*Kyurem gets teleported away*
Sylvy: Ray, something wrong? You seem a bit off today
Ray: I'm just a bit lonely
Sylvy: I think I know just what will solve that [Whispers to Hero] I know you don't usually do this but could you try to find and teleport Icy the glaceon in here?
Hero: [Nods and uses power to search for Icy] Found her! [Teleports Icy in]
Icy: Huh? We're doing this again-?
Ray: ICYYYYYYY! [Hugs Icy tightly]
Icy: [Tail wags] Hi Ray!
Ray: I miss you sooooo much!
Icy: Where are the others though?
Sylvy: Just an exception this time round, sis
Icy: Right [Nuzzles Ray]
Ray: [Chuckles] I was so lonely without you!
Icy: Aww, so nice to hear that!
Hero: Ahem, let's us move on. Zappy, your rape victims from last time are the tentacle monsters, I hope your holes are ready
Arcy: Hehehehe [eyes gleam]
Resh: I really do hope you're ready, hehehe
Ho-oh: I almost feel sorry for you, almost
Zappy: [Gulps before being teleported away]
Hero: [Snickers]
Amber: Lugy and Yvel, fly from the north and south poles respectively and super-wing-high-five! Oh, and you guys get rockets attached to your backs! Be sure to bring me a picture too!
Lugy: Are you sure? Doesn't that sound a bit… y'know?
Yvel: Dangerous?
Amber: It's super cool!
*Yvel and Lugy teleported away with rockets attached to backs*
Hero: Virizion, you want the attention?
Viri: Yes!
Hero: You're going to get it. Remember the last dare I gave Resh? The one where she turns into an anthro and gets dumped in a sea of fanboys? Be careful, those guys are horny this season
Viri: No, I don't want-! [Teleported away]
Hero: Hope she finds N, or Kyu does. Ray
Ray: [Playing with Icy] Huh?
Hero: Go attack a random boy band concert
Ray: Can I go after this is over? I really want to play with Icy right now
Icy: [Runs around Ray] Yay, yay, yay!
Hero: Hm… Alright, fine. Mel… listen to all the Fall Out Boy songs without repeating a single word. If you do, then… You're going to regret it
1-2 hours later (Everyone is back with various traumatic experiences)
Mel: [Shaking] N-nn… [Burst into lyrics]
Hero: You're lucky the last song ended just before you start. Anyways, Zappy, how was it?
*Zappy fainted on the ground with lots of mysterious, sticky liquids on him*
Amber: Ew… that looks gross
Hero: Arceus, destroy your plates one by one
Arcy: No can do. I returned it to lunatheumbre0n 'cause I can't use it for anything else anyways
Hero: Can't you summon it?
Arcy: He didn't make it possible
Hero: Grr… Celeb, you crazy and lovable psychopath of death, talk bloody to me
Celeb: Talk blood? Blood! BLOOD! [Screams in Hero's face] BLOOOOOODY!
Hero: [Wipes spittle away] That's enough, don't make me shoot you with the cannon too
Cel: [Stops screaming] Okay
Hero: I see she's getting better, saner than last time
Amber: Can I do the rest, daddy?
Hero: Go on, darling
Amber: Entei and Terra, have a headbutting contest!
Terra: Raaaah! [Charges into kitchen to headbutt Entei]
Amber: There he goes [giggles] Darkrai, put on a pink dress!
Darkrai: Do I have to?
Hero: [Glares]
Darky: Guess so… [Sighs and puts on a pink dress] Kill me now
Hero: Be careful what you [Snickers at sight] Sorry- what you wish for
Amber: [Laughing] You look funny in that!
Darky: [Sulks in a corner] I hate my life
Amber: Cress, go on a full date with Darkrai!
Cress: Um… Alright? I have no choice anyways, do I?
Hero: Nope, no choice!
Amber: And lastly, we'll finish with a battle! All legends fight Arceus and Giratina! Cookies and chocolate milk for the winners!
Arcy: T-Tina?
Tina: Yes? Are we fucked?
Arcy: We need to win. I need that chocolate milk
5 minutes later
Arcy: Ow…
Hero: Just five minutes? That's pathetic!
Tina: Well, sorry for not living up to your standards
Hero: I guess we'd better go. Light's Chrono-breaking out [Disappears in trail of white with Amber]
20 minutes later
Sylvy: Hm? Something's happening to the eggs [Sets eggs down]
Mew: I-I-It's hatching! It's hatching!
Sylvy: Aqua! Pyro! The eggs-!
Aqua: [Wakes up instantly] What's happening?! What's wrong with the eggs?!
Pyro: [Wakes up too] Huh? What's going on?
Sylvy: The eggs are hatching!
*Everyone gathers round*
Lugia: Wow… haven't seen a legendary hatch in a long time now!
Ray: Agreed!
Icy: I feel so privileged! [Squeezes in next to Sylvy] Right, sis?
Sylvy: Of course!
Aqua: The eggs' hatching! It's finally hatching!
*Eggs hatch and tumbling out is a male, pink Mew and a female Zorua*
Female Zorua: [Looks around and squeals happily]
Legendaries: Congratulations, Pyro, Mew!
Arcy: Have you guys thought of names yet?
Mew: [Nods] Mm!
Pyro: Hello there, Luna, Cloud
{A/N} Hi there, Wulfy again! I really hope this chapter would not be too different if it was Icy who wrote it. I'm sorry for the shortness of it though, it's because not all the sets of truths and dares were posted. The next chapter will include the sets of: [Jolteon of light], [Starflight98], [Flamer], [Kecleon352] and [Miplets], in that order! Any additional truth or dares sent will not be guaranteed a spot in the next chapter but I will try my best!
Thanks for reading, PM this account any questions for me,
~Wulfy :3