Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Hetaoni.
Random Halia Fact: Halia is all for feminine rights but she is always the first to jump at cleaning a mess, and fixing clothing. She will let someone else do the cooking, though if push comes to shove, she can make a very nice, somewhat questionable meal.
Random Aleron Fact: Aleron doesn't mind doing the cooking for the three so long as Halia and Dysis help out with the minor things. He leaves the cleaning to Halia.
Random Dysis Fact: Dysis neither cooks nor cleans, she eats and sleeps and leaves all that type of work to her friends.
Yearn
"I need to make a quick stop…" Japan informed them as he took the lead supporting Canada. He led them through the twist and turns before leading them to the bathroom.
"Erm, I don't think all of us will fit in there…" Halia said suddenly feeling uncomfortable.
"Your claustrophobia or the majority of us being male?" Aleron asked curious as he glanced down at her.
"Claustrophobia." Halia admitted feeling tightness in her chest.
"Well… I don't think it's necessary for all of us to go in. I assume you are just going to restock on supplies?" Aleron asked.
"That is correct." Japan confirmed.
"Then you do what you need to do, we will stand guard." Germany told him with a nod. Japan returned the nod and entered the bathroom with Canada. There was an uncomfortable silence as they all kept an eye out for the creature.
"I'm sorry. It seems we have not properly met." France suddenly said breaking the silence as he glanced at Halia. "I got to meet Dysis and Aleron when England dragged you off. My name is France and it is a pleasure to meet you."
"Oh, um, pleasure to make your acquaintance, wish it could be under better circumstances. My name is Halia." Halia replied with a friendly tired smile. Soon after, Japan, Canada and Kumajirou exited the bathroom. In silence, the group made their way to the room with the iron door. They went through the iron door to find stairs that led them to darkness.
"Ouch!" Japan exclaimed.
"Halia…. Too… Tight…. Can't… Breathe…" Aleron gasped out trying to catch whatever breath he could.
"Aiyaa! Who's stepping on my foot?" China shouted.
"So… Who's on top of me~?" Russia asked calmly.
"Dark…" Halia whimpered trying and failing to loosen her grip on Aleron.
"Hey, that's my hair!" France shouted.
"Sorry." Dysis apologized.
"So, isn't it a little narrow here?" France asked.
"And dark?" Halia whimpered again.
"Oh, sorry. There was a switch, but… Wait just a minute. I'm sure it was… around here…" Germany said just as the light went on.
"?" Japan stared in awe at the room.
"Oh, thank god! I thought I was gonna die!" Aleron said almost immediately.
"Sorry." Halia said embarrassed before glancing around the newest room. "Oh my goodness. I think I just found my favorite room in this hell hole."
"Huh. Germany… did you…?" Russia glanced around unsure what to say.
"Wh-what the heck is this place?" China said in awe.
"Hm. That went over better than I thought. Everyone is here. I'm relieved that we didn't lose anybody. And I'm glad that we made it here in time." Germany said pleased.
"AWESOME! What is this place? Did you make it, West?" Prussia asked sounding proud.
"… It's amazing…" Italy said amazed as Halia wandered away from the group to explore.
"This place is more than just 'amazing!' it's heaven…" Aleron sat on one of the beds to sigh in relief feeling the softness of it.
"How did you do this?" France asked.
"Ugh…" England gave a groan as he sat up slowly.
"Oh. Are you awake?" America asked relieved.
"Wh-where the hell am I? Don't tell me we… got out?" England before glancing at everybody noticing they were all nervous before he sighed. "I guess not…"
"We have much to talk about. However, our first—" Germany began.
"Forget what I said earlier, NOW I found my favorite place!" everyone jumped up and turned to see the back of Halia's ponytail disappear into a room right before the door shut behind her.
"…" everyone turned slowly to stare at Germany who had a light blush.
"That's the bathroom…" Germany informed them with an awkward cough. "Erm, as I was saying… Our first priority now is to sleep. We had better sleep first and talk later…"
"Yeah, if we try to talk now, I won't understand anything…" Prussia admitted.
"I'm hungry, too, but… I want to sleep first. Let's just do some basic healing and then sleep." China suggested.
"America, didn't you get hurt when you thrust the iron pipe? Give me your arm; I'll take care of it." Canada said as he walked up to America before glancing around the room. "Is there a first-aid kit or anything of the sort here?"
"Yes, on that shelf in the back. Feel free to use it. Those who don't have any problems, sleep." Germany ordered. "There is no need to keep watch. I've already experimented it countless times."
'Exactly how did he experiment?' Aleron thought picturing Germany aggravating the creature into following and attacking the door before giving a shudder.
"Japan~ Sleep next to me! You, too, Germany! I'll sleep in the middle!" Italy said eagerly.
"Yes, of course. It's been so rong since I ray down a rittle." Japan agreed.
"Hm, then I guess I'll sleep next to West." Prussia decided.
"I'm so tired, too… I'll go ahead." France said as he headed for the beds.
"I'll go to sleep, too. My back hurts…" China groaned.
"Wow, Germany outdid himself! How nice, there are Japanese paper doors separating the front two from the back two. Four toilets, four sinks, four bathtubs, four full length mirrors, soap, shampoo, conditioner and four towels in each of the sectioned off bathrooms. I wonder how he got all this stuff here… or how the plumbing was done! Each one has a Japanese sliding door separating it from the others. That's a relief. " Halia entered the bathroom at the left deeper in. She closed the curtain and lowered the lid of the toilet so that she could sit as she unwrapped her arm and head from the green bandage.
'… This belongs to Dysis; I'll wash it and see if I can fix her clothes. I think I got a sewing kit in my back pack… Or did I leave that at home?' Halia gave a shrug at her reflection as she placed the sleeves of the torn undershirt in the sink to wash. She gave a glance at the mirror and blinked ignoring the sound of the door opening and closing. 'Is that me? I look horrible!'
"Aw geeze… I can't go to sleep with dry blood on me, that's disgusting." She complained as she went to turn on the bathtub before she began to strip as she waited for the water to heat up. As she stepped into the bathtub she hesitated eyeing her dirty clothes. "I have clothes in my backpack but that's back downstairs… I don't like the idea of wearing bloody clothes to sleep and if I wash it I will be left with nothing to wear."
"Here you go." She heard America say just as she noticed a white t-shirt with a small American flag logo over the heart area being thrown over the gap between the sliding door and the ceiling.
"America?" Halia asked pretty sure that was who had given her the t-shirt.
"I've still got my jacket and a buttoned shirt, other than a little sweat, that shirt should be clean enough and I don't really mind sleeping shirtless. You can give it back when your clothes dry tomorrow." America responded sounding awkward. "Um, do you think it will cover enough?"
"Oh, um." Halia glanced at the t-shirt and held it up to her body noticing that it reached up to three or four inches above her knee. "Yeah, it will be like a miniskirt but it should cover what is necessary. Thank you for this, America."
"No problem, I'm the hero!... Besides, you're American so I have to take care of you and the other two. I'll um, leave you now. I'll be nearby if you need anything." America told her as she heard him walk into the bathroom on the right of the entrance.
'As far as he can get from where I'm at.' Halia thought with an amused smile before it dropped as she glanced at the t-shirt then back at her bloody clothing.
'I'll take a bath and try on the shirt first, just in case I miscalculated. Then I'll wash the clothing… America fan girls would kill to have this t-shirt. I know I said I would give it back but if I keep it I could auction it off at an anime convention or something; I could make a fortune…or at least 20 dollars.' she thought with a giddy smile right before entering the bathtub to finally wash away the blood.
"This place is above the ceiling of the second floor. He found a really good spot." Canada told Japan right outside the bathroom beside the shelves.
"Yes, even our enemy wourdn't guess where we are." Japan agreed.
"Indeed. I'm so relieved. Germany is quite amazing." Canada praised holding on to Kumajirou whom was glancing at the bathroom occasionally.
"His face is growing; he probabry doesn't even rearise it." Japan smiled as he glanced at Germany before he walked over to Russia who was sitting at the table.
"Amazing~ it might be interesting to have all of us sleep together." Russia commented with a smile.
"Yes, though the circumstances are unfortunate." Japan agreed with a nod.
"When we get back home, do you want to do this again? I'm sure it'll be noisy, and warm, and fun!" Russia said sounding pleased at the idea.
"Huhu. Indeed. I rook forward to it." Japan chuckled as he walked away toward the beds. He went up to the first occupied bed to find China sleeping peacefully with Prussia sleeping three beds apart with Aleron to his right and one empty bed. France and England were toward the middle sleeping side by side. With France having two beds available to his right, Japan noticed that the bed China was sleeping in was sticking out as his side had one extra bed.
"He's sreeping rike he's dead…" Japan commented in a low voice. Deciding to leave those sleeping alone he entered the kitchen to find Dysis and Italy.
"Aren't you two going to sreep?" Japan asked.
"I'm making something for us to eat tomorrow when we wake up. It can't be pasta~ but you'll like it." Italy told him.
"And I'm helping! Um, well, I'm just passing him things and letting him know what my friends and I like. Aleron is the cook, he makes the best food. Halia doesn't seem to understand the concept of the eyes taste the food first but it really does taste great once you can bring yourself to ignore appearances and she likes to experiment... So… Yeah… we just leave the cooking to Aleron." Dysis gave a weak laugh.
'…I'm curious about Halia-chan's cooking now… Looks horrible yet taste great and what does she mean by experiment?' Japan thought nervously. "Is that so? I look forward to it, then. I'rr arso give you a hand rater."
"No, I'm fine with Dysis' help! There isn't that much food." Italy waved him off. Japan gave a nod before walking up to Germany.
"What's the matter? If you want to sleep, just go to your own bed—" Germany began to tell him.
"I… feer rather unreriabre arr of a sudden. Did you do arr this on your own?" Japan asked.
"Well… When I first came here, it was almost completed, so… maybe it is more correct to say that someone else made it.
"This room arone… It must have taken months, years." Japan commented glancing around the room.
"Maybe… yeah." Germany agreed also glancing around the room. "Oh, I just remembered. The room Halia disappeared to earlier has bathrooms and bathtubs. I tried making them in Japanese style."
"Ah, that makes me very happy. I'll go and take a bath." Japan decided.
"Yes, that will help with the fatigue." Germany gave him an approving nod as Japan went into the bathroom and examined the bathroom to his left before heading in deeper to explore. He approached the bathroom in the back to the left and noticed the sliding door was closed, curious he went to open it.
"Occupied!" he heard Halia's voice say in a startled manner as the door cracked an inch. He blinked before sliding it back closed and backed away glad he had avoided the incident.
"Ah, m-my a-aporogies." Japan stammered as he backed away into the bathroom opposite of Halia's. He exited and entered the front restroom to the right to find a shirtless America wiping his face with a towel having already finished his own bath.
"Phew! I was drenched in sweat!" America declared as he casually placed the towel over his shoulder. "Huh, Halia sure is taking her time; she began her bath before me. Must be a girl thing."
"I can hear you!" Halia said loudly making both nations jump at the suddenness.
"The tatami floor…" Japan muttered upset noticing the puddle on the floor. "Oh, by the way… thank you for what you did for Itary. Since I broke a crock without consurting anyone erse, I became preoccupied with another matter that I compretery forgot about that." Japan admitted upset at himself.
"I'm up to anything if I can be a hero! No need to thank me!" America said pleased nonetheless.
"Certainry, you were both heroes back then. You even tord Engrand and arr the others." Japan said.
"Hm? Oh, yeah. When we took refuge in that room, England hadn't said anything, had he? He said he was going to do some kind of spell or something, and if by any chance there wasn't enough time, I'd have to buy him time. And there really wasn't enough time, so I attacked with this iron pipe I'd picked up earlier, and when the spell was done, it succeeded in slowing down the enemy." America explained.
"That's why you both stood waiting in the back. Everyone erse arso acted quickry. Terring them beforehand turned out to be the key. Thank you." Japan thanked again.
"You couldn't of… I dunno… locked the other door that you were guarding?" they heard Halia ask. They turned to see Halia had exited the bathroom she was in wearing America's t-shirt. True to what she had told America, it reached 3 inches above her knee covering the necessary areas.
"Thanks for lending me your shirt, America. I really appreciate it… Are you two okay? You're bleeding…did you guys get hit in the face during the fight?" Halia asked as she exited the bathroom when she didn't get a reply.
"Halia! What are you wearing? H-here! Take my coat!" they heard Canada shout embarrassed.
"… Anyway… it's because… I don't want to lose any of my friends. And it looks like Italy is hiding something." America continued getting a paper towel and handing half of it to Japan to wipe their noses.
"… Indeed. Everyone has noticed it by now. I hope he wirr terr us tomorrow, though…" Japan wondered, he wiped the blood off his face as he glanced at the door wondering if Halia was more innocent than she made herself out to be.
"I wonder if he really will. He has that determined face. As if he thinks that ordinary methods won't work." America frowned in thought.
"Yes, it is just as you say. I can't herp but think that he rooks rike someone who has been standing arr arone in a far away for a very rong time." Japan looked sad at this observation.
"Then we have to run over there and catch him." America declared.
"Huhu. Definitery. We shourd arr catch him together." Japan agreed with a chuckle.
"…Did Halia just walk out of here into a room mainly populated by males wearing only my t-shirt?" America asked looking at the door suddenly.
"… I berieve she did…" Japan responded looking at the door calmly. 'Did it really take him this long to realize what she did?' with a sigh he exited the restroom to see Halia wearing Canada's coat and sitting at the table closer to the restroom. She had the sleeve of her right arm pulled up and her arm held out for easier access as Canada wrapped it with an annoyed frown on his face. Halia gave a pout and sigh having had Canada lecture her for carelessness all the while tending to her head and arm as Kumajirou sat comfortably in her lap. Russia still remained at the other table seemingly unaffected by Halia while Germany did his best not to look in her direction with Dysis and Italy still working in the kitchen oblivious to the small scene Halia had caused. With a tired sigh, Japan made his way to the bed beside China and lay down.
Sleep?
~Yes
No
Fk306: Sorry for the delay, Sirflightypencil had finals last week and couldn't read over the story. Halia being clueless, she isn't used to worrying about whether what she does is proper or not. Thankfully Canada provided her with something more appropriate than a t-shirt and gave her a decent lecture that will make her think twice before attempting something like that again. Haha, good thing France and England were sleeping; they would have made the biggest deal out of it. I made another doll base of Halia, Aleron and Dysis. Link is on my profile. Also Silvernekobaka is making a manga version. One page up so far if ya'll wanna take a look and give CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. Link is also in my profile.
Sirflightypencil: Halia, you can't just walk around with just a shirt in a room full of nations. You're insane! Germany's room is awesome, America is kind, Japan lost the power of friendship. The full moon comes out during the day, the dark unicorns come feeding on the tears of small children and bask in the blood bunnies. We've all been there before. Sorry for the delay but finals come first.
Fk306: Sorry to say but there will be no updates AT ALL in July due to friends and family comings over for the summer and at one point not having internet access. Our lives will be crazy that month… Again, sorry everybody and please be patient.
NinjaRoll:I AM SO HOOKED. aha I found this fanfic while looking for some hetalia fanfics to read and here I am I love the fic so far and cant wait for you guys to make it "yours" after what, ep 17? Im proud to say I dont ship HaiPan...yea xD
PFT Japan is so ninja in this chapter. To be honest, In the first chapter I was suprised it was Iggy that confronted them about not being in the right universe and that they never confronted Italy that they knew whats going to happen but whatever! The way your telling it is much better! :D
Amazing job! Cant wait for the next chapter
Fk306: Halia doesn't like to rush or push people so she is probably waiting for him to come to her. England came to her and she responded honestly.
Halia:… Yea, let's go with that explanation…
Sirflightypencil: I can't wait for episode 17, but it's so far away!
teenbooks4eva: Good almost, too good! 8(
Fk306: Thank you?
Sirflightypencil: Does this mean you are going to kill us?
memoranda: Neeeeever argue with China...unless you WANT to be smacked on the head with a wok.
China: Damn right you better not argue with me!
Aleron: I'm gonna argue with you!
Neeky-chan: I liked this chapter. And yay! We get to see the trio's reaction to the room Germany made! :D I don't have much to say lately. I hope you have a good day and I look forward to your next chapter. :3
Fk306: Not much reaction from Aleron, he went to sleep. Hopefully Halia and Dysis gave you some amusement though, haha.
Gloglo96: Yay, Texan! Cool 8D
You're right, it's quite easy and funny to write about a character that's supposed to live in your area ... especially because you can't misunderstand or make a mess ù.ù
Anyway, I'll talk about the Fanfiction now
Sigh, I remember that moment in Hetaoni ... and I squealed as the fangirl I am when I saw Italy getting attacked, America saving him (U.S.A. ) and England ... well, being a cute tsundere damsel in distress, all while helping
And... AWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Kumajirou . So protective, I like him ;)
And... seriously, France, are you trying to hit on Halia AGAIN, after she just recovered AND while all your friends are about getting killed? x'D Only you ...
And ... Halia is a perv xD Poor Japan...
And ... Prussia, I STILL can't understand who you were talking to -.- Even in Hetaoni on Youtube D: Can someone enlighten me? pretty please? Q.Q
I can't wait for the next chapter, I swear
Bye bye :3
Fk306: I like France; I like to think that he would flirt in any situation even if there are no positive results. Halia is an easy target for someone like France, probably because she finds his style of flirting refreshing compared to what she is used to. As for Prussia and his situation, I have no idea, gotta come up with something soon…
Ecris-vains en formation: Well, even if I am french it would be a crime to not write something for your story ;-P
More seriously, I totally agree with Gloglo96 about the fact that you are able to follow the plot without making it boring while adding yours own scenes, and that is really great ! Also I fully understand that you're excited to have reader who are not 'anglophones' (I don't know the english word for this one, sorry, It mean 'people who speak english') I think I was as excited when you accepted to take my traduction, It's always amazing to find that your readers are not always near you (My beta-reader, also ex-reader, isn't french either. I was like O.O when I found out)
Err... Sirflightypencil ? There is Girls nations, you know ? And other than the furniture there is nothing more you could pair him with. So It's decided, I won't change my point of view of it, You're officially Chairophile for me (Or have a big chair fetish as Fk306 say it)
I think Vongole means clam... In Italian.
And for the fighting I think You did a good job with them, I'm not a fan of this but the way you write it make them easier to read and more pleasant and believe me it's a great change for me !
China's scary... But now he act a little too, he must be happy. Well, I can only wait for the next chapter... It'll be long, It's one of my favorite part after all... U_U
See you
Fk306: I told him the same thing that there are female nations but he insist of the chair. I'm really glad I'm not messing up the plot of the story. Huh, Vongole means 'sea clams' maybe he is feeding the others to bring up their strength? To be honest I really don't remember what I had him do for Vongole, I don't recall researching it like I researched France's technique Storge.
Halia: Bleh, I hate sea food.
Fk306: Hopefully the chapter was as long as you hoped.
Sirflightypencil: You're right, maybe he can get together with a female nation and they have nation babies and Aleron will rule those nations, as a king, and you know what Kings do? They sit on super chairs called thrones. We've come full circle haven't we?
Hero Of The Hazard: Hey, this is turning into an OC story that I actually will like...xD
I love how the odd things in the game are reflected in a real environment, too.
Fk306: Really? I'm glad about that since I hate OC stories myself… yet that doesn't stop me from writing it, haha… Oh except that one Naruto OC story Aberration where the main character finds herself in Naruto's world through sheer clumsiness. As for the game reflection, just thought it would be fun to write the reactions and it was.
Lizzi: LOL - Japan as Canada! It's not ninja powers - it's COSPLAY POWERS! _ Sorry, I'm being weirdly hyper.
Thanks for the reminders! I am super spacy, and I keep forgetting!
Well, the story keeps on moving. I can't BELIEVE I only JUST figured out that the chapter titles were going through the alphabet. I feel REALLY dumb - why? Is it just to amuse yourself? Sorry, I know, I'm being nosy!
Okay, I have to say, I will now root for any Aleron x inanimate object pairing. It's just too funny!
And more Halipan! Okay, actually not that much in this chapter. XD
Well, wonderful job. It was a little confusing with the italics and then regular font, but I like it a lot! What will you do when you get past 'Z'?
Fk306: Cosplay! I can't believe that didn't occur to me… Look at the bright side, you figured it out before I reached Z and I did it that way because I wanted to see if I could. Italics mean it's a dream sequence or a memory sorry about the confusion. As for what I will do once I reach Z… I will figure it out when I get there… haha.
quiet harmony-chan: hi! I'm using a phone so this will be quick. I loved the chapter. you put a lot of work into it and we thankyou! It looks so easy when we read it! Anyway!um...Does Halia gian a wound every time she kisses somebody? I just noticed the pattern... Also does Dysis remember the timeloops the way Italy does? Okay i'm asking too many questions...
Fk306: So you can see why sometimes it takes me two weeks to finish which I did warn about at some point. I think I would have quit already if it weren't for all the positive reinforcement I'm receiving. Haha, looking at the story traffic I notice on Mondays, whether I update or not, there is a huge spike in readers and that encourages me to write because it lets me know that, just because they don't review, doesn't mean they don't read the story but I still prefer if people review. Teehee. As for those questions, you'll just have to wait and see.
pollo lover manga lover: yeah i would love to see sirflightypencil's drawings! im sure theyre amazing! sorry for late reply! ive kinda been busy with late work and my phone has been destroyed *hides in a corner with teddy bear* TTTT looking back at my responses, i sure did have a lot of smiley faces! sorry to annoy you once again!
as Ecris-vains en formation said, you do have a chair fetish! and maybe a toilet fetish we don't know of! xD i think i know why but its probably inaccurate... is it because you like Mr. Chair? you might know but i highly doubt it. or maybe its because of the possible evolution of Charizard! the world may never know O.O
Sirflightypencil: I'm working on some drawing of them but it's going a bit slow since I had finals and everything but thankfully summer is here and I hope to have Halia, Aleron and Dysis posted by the end of the July dry month stall. However, they will be the version of Halia, Aleron, and Dysis that have NOTHING to do with Hetaoni or Hetalia.