A/N: Yeah... it's late again... I need to stop apologizing so much... I think I'm turning into Ukraine DX but I got caught up with Chinese school homework... so i had no time yesterday
Anyways, Poi Poi Poi! It's really cute... Did you know that Yuki Kaida-san, who voices China, also voices Taiwan? Kinda surprising, especially when Taiwan has such a high voice XD
Reviews~
Miki-san: Hallo again :D PolLiet is awesome! I wanna see something in canon in which Poland makes Liet cross dress XD THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! And the Asian family is awesome~ I really love anything with all of them! Well, unless it's angst. Cuz angst is too feels-y... Well, you certainly have a vaild reason for shipping HongTai (I think that's what it's called...). My parents are just full Mandarin, from (basically) the same place... D: how boring... Yes that was simplified. I only know simplified... Unfortunate but what can ya do. Ur grammar was fine! Hope you like this Asian-family centric chapter too~
Guest: Again, two guests. Therefore I will post the review:
Please do the Nordics next!
Q_Q sorry.. but they're not for a little bit... DX sorry sorry sorry but i need to figure out how to write them anyways...
Guest: The other one. AWESOME~ Thanks though.. I thought the chapter was pretty bad but it seems like most of you liked it. Anyways... I'm recovered from writer's block! So everything shall be better now :)
Now to the chapter~
Hong Kong walked back over to the Asian family, ignoring their suspicious looks.
"...Are you sure there's nothing going on, aru?" China asked. Hong Kong sighed.
"Yes, I'm sure, sensei," Hong Kong replied. "Nothing."
Korea looked over to where a red-faced Iceland was being teased by the other Nordics. "It seems like something's going on, da-ze."
Hong Kong sighed again. "Didn't we already, like, go through all this once?" He glanced over at Taiwan for help.
Taiwan nodded. "Yeah, sensei! Hong already said nothing was happening, so drop it!" She glared at China.
"What about Korea…" China mumbled. "He was asking too…" But Taiwan just ignored her.
"Japan, who's next?" Taiwan turned to Japan.
"Oh, hai…" Japan flipped through his papers. "Ah… It looks like you are, Taiwan-chan."
"Ehh? Me?" Taiwan asked, shocked. "I thought I wasn't even in the anime yet?"
"No… but you are in the manga… and I guess the writers thought you should have a song…" Japan handed Taiwan some papers. "Anyways, Taiwan-chan. Would you please head to the recording booth?"
"Go, Tai!" Korea cheered. Taiwan smiled at him and skipped off to the booth. Hong Kong gave her a thumbs up.
Some happy, sparkling-sounding (or as Japan would put it, kirakira) music played from the speakers. Taiwan smiled out at the crowd of nations outside.
I want everyone to enjoy
delicious and cheap cuisine!
A recording of Taiwan's voice played in the background. Taiwan tilted her head in confusion. Where did Japan get that…?
Xiaolongbao, Luroufan
Stinky tofu, Tapioca milk tea
"Aiyaa! Those are the best, aru!" China cheered. "You learned well, aru!"
Taiwan glared at China, but the cheery atmosphere of the song meant that China couldn't take it seriously. Taiwan just sighed and continued singing.
I know their ingredients but
the things I don't want to say are a secret, you know?
Taiwan winked.
France smiled. "Onhonhonhon… looks like China taught her well!" Turkey nodded in agreement.
Another recording played in the background.
Everyone's so kind!
Let's get on a scooter and go for a ride!
Korea turned to Japan, confused.
"Japan, da-ze! Where did you get those recordings?" he asked.
"Ah… that…" Japan said. "I just took a recording of her voice singing a different song and used computer editing."
Korea looked at Japan in awe. "...You can do that, da-ze?!"
Japan nodded. And he was immediately glomped by Korea.
"Uri nara mansae! Teach me how!" Korea shouted. Taiwan, who was watching, giggled, before focusing back on the song.
Listen to the god at Longshan Temple
Cast the red moons in god's cup, pull out the omikuji
Japan, who'd gotten Korea off him, nodded, remembering when Taiwan had showed it to him.
If I get a bad outcome,
I forget all about it and poi poi poi
Taiwan smiled for a second, then looked back out at the crowd of nations, a serious expression on her face.
But I'm picky about presents, you know.
"No clocks!"
"Ehhh? Why?" America asked, shocked. "A watch makes a great present!"
China sighed. "...Learn Chinese first, aru…"
Omens are really important
So unlucky words have got to poi poi poi
I worry, but I keep looking forward, you know? Let's go!
Taiwan gave a thumbs up. Korea grinned and gave a thumbs up back.
There's a lot of good luck
in that Taipei 101
Once again, there was another recording of Taiwan's voice. Where did Japan get these? Taiwan thought. I've never said these things before...
I gather as much lucky eights
as I can, you know!
Taiwan just shrugged it off and kept singing.
Jiufen, Maokong, Ximending
That's not all the good places I've got!
"Isn't this advertisement, aru?" China huffed.
Hong Kong looked at him. "So was one of your songs, Sensei."
"Yours was too, Hong!" Korea pointed out.
"... Why are all of ours propaganda except for Japan's, aru?" China asked suspiciously, turning to face Japan.
"Ano… perhaps it is because the writers are Japanese…" Japan replied, as another recording of Taiwan played.
The tour guide has to look them up
from time to time, but forgive her, okay?
Taiwan blushed slightly in embarrassment. She sighed a little as she sang the next lines… Why wasn't Vietnam here?!
Let's go to a photo studio, put on some make up
Wear qipao and choose a pose together
Then Taiwan had a great idea. She smiled innocently at China… But China knew exactly what her intentions were.
"Aiyaa! Bùxíng, aru! You are not putting me in a dress again, aru!" China protested, waving his arms (and his long sleeves) around.
The rest of the Asian family did too.
Japan nodded at Taiwan. Hong Kong didn't say anything, but Taiwan knew that he was in. Korea, on the other hand…
"Good idea, Tai! We'll make sure it happens, da-ze!" he shouted. China had a strong urge to run out the door…
Taiwan giggled.
When you don't have any confidence
Make those worries go poi poi poi
Look, you're cuter now!
"You're sparkling!"
The nations swore they saw sparkles floating around the female Asian nation.
The bad things you want to forget today
Wash them all away and poi poi poi
Let the hot spring make you feel better, alright? Let's get soaked!
"Onhonhonhonhonhon…" France laughed creepily. Only to get a wok in the face.
"Don't touch my little sister, aru!" China yelled at him. Where did he even get his wok? The nations were sure he didn't have it before…
As an instrumental played, Taiwan began to talk again...
"I've got a lot of nice hot springs - there are more than a hundred of them, you know Look for your favorite one!"
"Hot springs?" Iceland mumbled. He did like hot springs…
The instrumental ended and the background music got a little quieter as Taiwan started singing again, sparkles of determination floating around in her brown eyes.
Plum blossoms are small flowers but
they'll definitely bear fruit one day
and put a smile on everyone's faces
Taiwan smiled again, and several of the other nations smiled as well. It was just too infectious...
Omens are really important
So unlucky words have got to poi poi poi
I always have fun and keep looking forward, you know? Let's go!
Taiwan smiled happily and innocently… but once again, China knew exactly what was going on in her mind.
China burst through the doors to the booth.
"Aiya-! Taiwan, what are you doing?"
Taiwan simply smiled at him.
"Oh, Teacher? Are your joints dislocated again?"
"Eh? What happened, da-ze?" Korea asked from outside of the booth. China blushed, remembering that one day...
"No! I was having a bad day that time..."
China flailed his arms around.
"Denial…" Hong Kong sighed. Just then, Taiwan's eyes lit up.
"Ah, Teacher, maybe you wanted to sing with me? It's okay, I'll let you sing!"
China's amber eyes also brightened.
"Really?! I'm so happy~..."
Taiwan nodded, smiling.
"Let's go, Teacher! One, two..."
And then the two started to sing. Unfortunately, their ideas of what the song's lyrics were where a lot different…
China's singing was close to the original song...
"If I get a bad..."
But Taiwan's mind seemed to be on a different song...
"La~i lai lai "
China turned around and yelled at Taiwan in shock.
"Those aren't the lyrics!"
Taiwan just giggled.
"Ah, Teacher made a mistake! Sorry!"
The background music faded out, and Taiwan walked out of the booth, dragging China behind her. Korea high fived her as they walked past.
"That was great, Tai! Uri nara mansae!" Korea cheered. Hong Kong nodded in agreement, before leaning in to whisper in Taiwan's ear.
"When are we, like, putting Sensei in a dress?" he whispered. Taiwan smiled.
"Hmm…" she thought. "Maybe next week or so? Hey, Japan, Korea! When are you free?"
Japan and Korea joined in the planning session, leaving an embarrassed China. "Hey! Don't plan things without me, aru! Are you listening?!"
Poor China didn't know what he was in for.
A/N: Poor, poor china. Hong, u better take pics \(^.^)/
Bùxíng: Mandarin for... erm... I guess no is closest... (IDK WHAT TO TRANSLATE IT AS DX)
Now just a warning. The next chapter is Seychelles. I don't want any hate. Not a bit. If there is any, the person hating shall be reported and blocked. I don't like Sey that much either but she does not deserve hate.
Well, 再見! See ya tomorrow...