Alrighty...so, yes, here are some notes passed on the train. Fair warning: talk of a sexual nature scattered throughout.


gods moony, your lips look delicious. i wish i could kiss you right now

are you seriously passing me notes on the train?

i am. do you honestly want prongs and wormy to hear me telling you how scrumptious you look, and how I want to do naughty naughty things with you?

well, no, not really. I can only imagine how that would go.

it really wouldnt go... not at all.

I hope you don't plan on doing this the entire trip. I don't think I'd survive.

of course i plan on doing this the entire trip! what a silly hope to have.
now where was i? ah yes... i was telling you that i would like to do naughty naughty things with you

oh god. and I suppose the proper response here would be: oh? And what sort of things would that be?
...but you really shouldn't answer that.

the sort of things that you do with no shirt on and your pants undone. the sort of things that we did over winter break when we went on that 'walk'. the sort of things that turn your cheeks the color of red apples and makes me want to bite them.

For the love of...do you really have to mention all that right now?

yes i do

no, you don't.

yes i do.

i need to tell you that as soon as i get you alone, i will kiss you until you cant even remember your own name. and maybe (if youll let me) i'll let my hands wander

Your hands do quite a bit of wandering, may I add. not saying that I don't enjoy it though...

maybe theyll be able to wander a bit more?

and again...why are we having this conversation on the train, when our friends are sitting next to us?

because youre beautiful when you blush. well, youre beautiful anyways, but there's something amazing about your cheeks when youre embarassed.

yes, you just enjoy making my face go all red, don't you? And just now, you're laughing aren't you? James asked me about that break assignment and I swear I just stared at him for two minutes before I realized what he was saying.

i really do... though i wouldnt mind seeing other parts of you go red.

i know, i saw. the look on your face was extreme amusing

I hate you.
And I'm glad you're getting amusement out of this. I'm sure you'd just love it if the situation were reversed.

no you dont. you LUUURVE me! i have it in writing!
oh, please. like you could reverse the situation

I am rolling my eyes at you.
I could. Shall I tell you about the oh so lovely dream I had the other night?

i know. i can see you.
is that a challenge I hear, dear moony? bring it on!
And I know how much you love it when I get an attitude.

I am so going to regret this, and you should burn these notes the first chance you get.
I believe the ironic part of this dream was that we were in the history of magic classroom, and I know just how much you love that class...

i do. i love it so so much...
there is nothing sexy about the history of magic classroom. im already winning

there really isn't, but that changes when I've got you tied down to the teacher's chair, doesn't?

pass me your book. i need it for my lap.

that's what I thought.

shut up, and give me all the details. and your book

please don't traumatize my book.
And what else do you want to know? The part where I whispered dirty things in your ear, or the part where I let *my* hands wander until you were squirming against the ropes?

your book has see far worse things.
what did you whisper?

stupid prongs is giving me an odd look. tell him to stop.

my poor book.
Hm, let me remember...something along the lines of how much I was going to enjoy having you in my mouth and teasing you until you scream?
Oh, he is, isn't he? Nah, I'll let him continue. It's not so fun now when you're the one on the spot, is it?

Sooo...you've been gone quite a while. I'd take it I won then?

...damn you, moony. this is just the first round. i shall win the next one.

we shall see about that. you forget that I have a pretty good sense of self control. and I haven't even mentioned yet what I think we should do tomorrow during break.

you may have the better self control but I have the dirtier mind. ive thought of scenarios that will make your proper little toes curl.

Don't judge a book by its cover. You don't know what goes on in this head of mine.
And now I think we should change the topic...

why should we change the subject? are you afraid that you're going to lose? dont you want to hear my sexual fantasies?

we are so going to burn these notes later...

thats probably a really good idea

otherwise knowing our luck you'll let them lie about somewhere in the dorm and someone other than me will find them.

honestly moony, i may be careless, but im not THAT careless.

I don't know...you've done some pretty careless things before. Nonetheless, we're burning these.

nothing that would hurt you though
can we use them to feed the fires in the kitchens?

of course...

and sure, though we could just use a spell to burn them, which would be quicker.

really.

but less fun

uh huh.
which we wouldn't want, would we? it'd be shame to ruin the fun of tossing all this paper into a fireplace.

really moony.
of course not! i cant wait

You are adorable.

and you are beautiful

I honestly can't look at you right now or I won't be able to stop smiling.

i love seeing you smile. so i shall say it again. you are beautiful beautiful beautiful.

You are ridiculous. Look, now I'm smiling like a goof and Pete's giving *me* odd looks.

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! AMAZING! I AM THE LUCKIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
peter should NOT be talking.

Now you need to stop or I won't be able to restrain myself. I need to kiss you, right now.
I think the candy I tossed him will keep him occupied for a while. I don't like being stared at...well, unless it's you. You can stare, though not for *too* long because then that might get a little bit creepy.

well, prongs just fell asleep... and im sure wormy will be out soon too. you know how pumpkin pasties makes him sleepy. So why don't we find an empty compartment as soon and he goes off to lala land.

Yes, I think that would be a brilliant idea.

i cant wait to just fucking TASTE your mouth. youve been sucking on sugar quills, and it's driving me crazy

oh, so my plan worked? I've realized it's rather fun trying to drive you crazy.

you little tease. im going to get you for this.
does pete look sleepy to you?

I look forward to it.
And yes, yes he does. I think I'm just going to slip out for a little bit...come find me.