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Note: Thanks for the reviews. I was rewatching old episodes of Torchwood and the episode came by in which they all go camping and my mind went into overdrive when snogging was mentioned, and especially Jack's look at Ianto. Let's begin.

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Snogging

"So the last person you snogged was Lisa?" Jack's voice was soft and private.

"Yeah, but you knew that, sir." Ianto tried to suppress the desire to tremble with the close proximity of his captain.

The camping trip had been a huge success all things considered, Gwen getting shot and all that and what they had found, it would induce nightmares for weeks but it had been nice to have been away from the Hub, Ianto mused.

"It doesn't mean that I have to like it. But tell me; does snogging mean full tongue on tongue or just a quick peck?" Jack was genuinely interested, Ianto could see.

"You have lived here for years and that is what you wanted to know? I thought that the look you were sending me was implying something else." Ianto normally wasn't that bold but surely Jack had meant something with his look, else it had no business being send his way.

"Oh that." Jack smiled. "I was thinking that it was sad that you were suffering alone. I should have been there for you. I have failed you." Jack's smile slid right off.

"It's okay, sir, it isn't your fault."

"It was, I should have asked you about yourself instead of allowing you to suffer in silence. You were right all along. I am a monster."

"Jack, no! It is alright, really. Don't do this. I should have known better and confided into one of you but I haven't. I was blind to what had happened and that she wasn't Lisa any longer. Her mind had been taken over…" Ianto couldn't say anything anymore so he fell silent, a faraway look in his eyes.

"It was still my duty as your boss to try and figure out that there was something that…."

The next thing Jack knew was that a warm mouth closed over his and a coy tongue slid into his mouth to curl around his own. After a too short moment Ianto pulled away.

"Now the last snog I had was you. And besides, if you really want to continue arguing the point of whose fault it is then I suggest we do that over dinner."

"Does it involve more snogging later on?"

"If you're buying, sure." Ianto grinned at him and immediately Jack grabbed Ianto's hand and they walked out of the Hub, he had somebody to buy dinner for.

The end

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