Chapter twenty-five, Lipgloss and Cologne.
By: The.Eigth.Horcrux

Follow up to "SIRIUS!", chapter twenty-four. It was ruquested that Lily got her, ah, revenge. It's best served cold, for brunch with a Mimosa. But, this was neither brunch, nor was a mimosa involved, too bad for our favourite dog, Sirius! C:

- Ew, Wormtail.

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Lily had her head hung, her hair down in her face, an emerald bré sitting on her red hair. Her emerald blouse and short-skirt matching the bré, which matched her eyes. She was on the way to the potions lab. There, she was going to meet Severus, who was going to give her a potion.

Lily was still angry at Sirius for humiliating her in front of the whole school. He had try to explain to her that it was all good fun, but the teasing was brutal. She still got looks from the guys, and giggled at by the girls. Still, when Lily walked through the halls, people would make their voices high pitched and mock her, "Sirius! I am going to bloody kill you!", while placing their hands as if they were covering themselves.

She stared at her black and white tights leading into chucks. Oh, yes, what she had planned for Sirius was ... different. Revenge was best served cold. Lily finally reached the potions lab.

"Severus? It's me, Lily. Got the potion?" She whispered. Severus ran a hand through his greasy hair. Lily had always wondered how his hair was constantly greasy. It made her stomache churn to be so dirty. She assumed it was from all of the potions.

"Yes, Lily." Severus walked out and passed Lily a little beaker of potions with a makeshift-cork popped into the top. Lily smiled and looked at the misty blue and silver liquid.

"Perfect," She smiled and hugged the lanky boy. "Thanks, Severus!" She ran out of the lab.

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"Lily! Don't you dare put a single drop of that into Sirius' drink! He'll get so mad!" James fumed, Lily got to the Great Hall before Sirius, and was just putting the potion into his goblet.

"James. Don't you want revenge? He made the whole school see that you have teensey bits." Lily smirked. She knew that stab of his heart would make him cave.

James looked at Lily. She was dressed in a white skirt with black polka dots, she had a red blouse and a red bow in her hair. She looked like that muggle mouse. What was her name? Molly? No, Minnie. That was it, Minnie Mouse.

"How much do you need?" He said. Lily threw her head back and laughed, a dangerous twinkle in her eye. She clicked a heel of her shoes, which resembled Dorothy's red ones on The Wizard of Oz.

"About this much." Lily poured the whole content of the beaker into the juice. James looked at her with shock.

"Don't worry, James! I got Severus to measure the perfect amount. He don't know why I needed it, though, so he couldn't poision... Sirius!" Lily smiled as the dog walked in and sat down.

"Mornin' Prongs. Evans." Sirius nodded her way. She smiled and waved. Sirius took a sip of his pumpkin juice. Lily giggled.

Sirius felt as if his mind was blank. He felt happy. Empty, but happy. He sat there, with a dazed expression on his handsome face. He suddenly looked at Peter.

"Oh, Wormtail!" He sang in a singsong voice. The Great Hall was filled with people now.

"Yes, Padfoot?" Peter squeaked. Lily knew that the potion would wear off when Sirius did something humiliating.

"C'mere!" Sirius walked over, grabbed Peter's hand and kissed him, smak-dabbed on the lips. Lily chortled with laughter.

The kiss was hot. Surprising, seeing Peter was involved. Tongues wrestled tongues. Sirius' tongue tickled Peter's lips, causing him to open his mouth. Sirius ran his tongue along Peter's plaque, enjoying it.

As the potion wore off, Sirius yelped. He pulled away in agony. He shouted.

"EVANS! I HATE YOU!" He shouted, Lily was brushing tears away from her cheeks, almost falling over with laughter. The whole Hall was roaring in gaffaws and snorts.

"Of EVERY guy in the school, I had to snog ... Ew, Wormtail! I'd rather kiss James!" Sirius shouted. This caused more laughter, as James backed off, grabbing Lily, showing Sirius he was straight, AND had a girl.

Lily leaned up and pecked James on the lips. He put a strong arm around her waist, and Lily wrapped her arms around his neck. James licked Lily's lips, causing her to react. A blaze of tongues and love wrestled, trying to keep the fire down to a minimum.

All the while Sirius glared at the couple. He would NEVER look at Peter Pettigrew the same again.

END

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