Super Paper Wishology (Rewritten)
By Jayjar100
Original 'Super Paper Wishology' Story By AK1028
Violet belongs to AK1028
Names of Timmy's Mom & Dad belong to AK1028
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Chapter 25: Trio Of Wands
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Meanwhile with Timmy's group and the man were still on the spaceship that was heading away from Earth. The man had managed to explain himself to them, and they seemed satisfied with explanation. Except for one thing.
His motive. He thought about it. He tried to come up with a reason, but he couldn't. Or better, he couldn't tell.
He thought about lying. Would that work? But what if they saw through his lie? Well, he would have to think of a good one.
They group had informed him of what had been going on earlier, and it seemed like the stuff that would happen in a video game or something.
He still tried to think of a lie, but couldn't think of a good one. What could he do?
Wait. He had an idea, and it just migh-
"Ah!" Cosmo yelled, driving him out of his thoughts. "The Earth has been turned into metal, with an evil face on it!"
Well, at least it got the attention off of him. Everyone else looked out of the window Cosmo was at and they saw the metal-covered Earth.
"That's bad." Bowser Jr said.
"And there's no magic left in the universe to stop him, the Void, or the Darkness!" Wanda added.
Poof began crying, so Timmy held him.
"Don't worry guys, we're still together." Timmy said. "And there is still magic left in the universe."
"You mean the magic of a child's smile?" Wanda asked.
"No." Timmy answered. "I mean the magic of the wand on the Blue Moon of Vegan, which is just sitting there waiting for us to use it. So hang on."
Timmy put the escape pod on warp speed, and they were at the blue moon in seconds. They accidentally bumped into the wand and the pod fell to the ground. They all walked out of it.
"Great landing, let's do it again!" Cosmo yelled, dazed.
"Please, let's not." Luigi sighed.
"Okay, Chosen One, what's the operation called this time?" Wanda asked Timmy.
"I call it operation grab this wand and figure out how it work then drag it back to Earth and use it's magic to crush the Destructionater and blast the Darkness with it." Timmy explained.
"That sounds like a good plan." Bowser Jr said.
"Except it won't work."
The group turned around to see who made that voice. It was Turbo Thunder. He looked like he was starved, and the only clothes he had left were his underwear and hat.
"Turbo Thunder?" Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Bowser Jr said in surprise.
"Uh… who is he?" The man asked.
"Wow, you really let yourself go." Cosmo commented on Turbo.
"Yes, it is I, Turbo Thunder." Turbo said. "Registered trademark and original Chosen One. Thunderwear sold separately. And if you want to know how the wand works, we must work together Timmy Turner."
Timmy thought about this for a minute. Then he had a better idea, well at least in his mind it was.
"I've got a better idea." Timmy stated. "I'm taking this peppy meal to go!" He walked up to the wand and tried to pull it out of the ground, but it wouldn't move an inch.
"Peppy meal's not budging!" Timmy complained.
"It's not supposed to budge." Turbo said. "It's supposed to light our way."
"How do you know?" Wanda asked.
"Because, after the rock guardian flicked me over the horizon like I was a chosen booger…" Turbo started to explain. "I realized how alone in the universe I was. Then… I made a friend. Literally, I made it. Then, I made a rock lunch. Which didn't really work out. But it was rocky's smile that comforted my lonely nights here and made me understand what's important in life. Honor… humility… And the most important thing of all…"
"How the wand works?" Luigi asked.
"No, lunch. Do you have anything to eat that's not rock based?" Turbo asked.
"Just show us how the Wand works!" Timmy yelled.
"Then go stand over there." Turbo said, pointed to a raised part of the ground, with two Ts on it.
Timmy walked over to and stepped on the raised part of the ground. After he did, the entire moon started to shake. Then, the moon started to turn. It turned until they could all see the Sun.
A raised rock with a small hole in it caused the Sun's rays to focus on a single pointed. The ray of light reflected onto Timmy's teeth, which then reflected onto the crystal that held the Wind Wand.
The wand emitted a flash of light, and then the ground started to shake again. Then, the large star crater they were all on started to descend.
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While Mario and Violet were surprised that the purple door led to the Underwhere, Tippi seemed unfazed.
"It's so dark here… I wonder what sort of world this is…" Tippi pondered.
"Huh? What in the… Hey!" Violet realized. "Wait, this is The Underwhere! We just came from here!"
"Oh? So this is that place you told me about?" Tippi asked.
"Yeah, this is the place." Mario answered.
"Hmm. Then I wonder why the Pure Heart led us here…" Tippi questioned.
"We should probably go back to Queen Jaydes." Mario suggested.
"Good idea." Violet agreed.
The three walked to Queen Jaydes.
"Greetings. Welcome to the…" Queen Jaydes started to say, until she noticed that the visitors were the same people from before. "Wait, why have you returned?"
"You're Queen Jaydes?" Tippi asked. "My name is Tippi… I'm a friend of Mario's… We… We've come to find the Pure Heart that is hidden in this world…"
"What?! You are collecting Pure Hearts?!" Queen Jaydes questioned. "Hmm… Now that I take a long look at you…I realize you just might be the heroes mentioned in the Prognosticus… But could you really be…the ones?"
"So… Does that mean you have a Pure Heart for us, Queen Jaydes?" Tippi asked.
"The location of the Pure Heart is a matter of upmost secrecy, I am afraid." Queen Jaydes answered. "There is nothing I can tell you… If you really must know, you will have to speak to Grambi, king of The Overthere."
"MOTHER!" Luvbi suddenly shouted. She went up to Queen Jaydes. "My things are packed and checked thrice! I am ready to return to The Overthere!"
Luvbi then noticed Mario, Violet, and Tippi standing there. "…Oh, me! Thou returnest? Did thy game truly end this time?"
"An idea strikes…" Queen Jaydes said. "Could you fine heroes take Luvbi back to The Overthere for me?"
"Why do you want us to do that?" Mario asked.
"A monster was once held here…but a recent earthquake freed it." Queen Jaydes explained. "Once it escaped its prison, it began to wander this realm freely. Of course, I could never send my daughter alone with such a savage beast on the loose. If you would take her back, I would gladly open the way to the Overthere for you. I will also alert Grambi that you are coming to ask him about the Pure Heart. What say you? Is this a fair bargain?"
"Yes, we would take your daughter to The Overthere if it would lead us to the Pure Heart." Violet said.
"Yeah, we could." Mario agreed.
"…I thank you." Queen Jaydes said. "With this monster about, my D-Men and I are busy trying to contain the damage…"
Then, a door appeared in front of them, thanks to the Queen's magic.
"Just go through this door and keep heading upward to reach The Overthere." Queen Jaydes said. "And makes sure Luvbi arrives safely in the care of Grams… I mean…Grambi."
"Hee hee…" Luvbi laughed. "But avert thine eyes whilst we climb, lest thou succumbeth to my cuteness."
"Oh, please… We're not that superficial…" Tippi joked.
"Oh me, a sharpened tongue." Luvbi responded. "Thou art jealous? Dost thou pine for yonder hairy man?"
"Wh-What?! I…" Tippi questioned, shocked.
"Thy cheek grows red, and thy manner flustered…" Luvbi interrupted. "A crush, hot as a thousand suns, burns deep within thy heart! Yea, verily. Alas for thee, methinks. Anyway, movest on!"
Then the group, including Luvbi, went through the door, to scale to The Overthere.
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When the star crater had stopped descending, and the group had opened their eyes, they saw what appeared to be a brilliant place.
"Rocky! You were right!" Turbo cheered.
"And that must be the final prophecy!" Luigi said, pointing to a cave.
"Ha ha! I knew I'd save you guys!" Timmy said, running into the cave. The others followed behind him.
Timmy looked at the prophecy. There was the Fire Wand, the Wind Wand… and there was a third wand.
"There's another wand?!" Timmy exclaimed.
"It's the final wand." Turbo said. "And since you are the Chosen One, you have to find it." Then Turbo grabbed one of the wands and turned to Cosmo. "And you can use this to get me food now. Remember, no rocks."
"Stand back, Turbo Hunger!" Cosmo stated. "And behold a meal fit for a king!"
Cosmo used the wand to poof up a table with food on it. Turbo walked up to the table and saw that the food was an ice cream sandwich.
"An ice cream sandwich. And that's a meal fit for a king?" Turbo questioned.
"It is for the king of ice cream land." Cosmo answered. "Now munch before your king!"
Turbo then ate the ice cream sandwich. "Can you poof up one for Rocky?" He asked.
Wanda took the wand Cosmo was holding and used it to reveal more text on the wall of the cave.
"To end the Darkness with the power thrice, the last wand lies inside Earth's ice." She read.
"Great. I don't get it!" Timmy said.
"The Ice Wand completes a magic triad." Turbo explained. "And when combined with the Fire Wand on Fairy World, and the Wind Wand here on Vegan, it's a triple powered combination that will emit a gazillion ton bursts of magic that will destroy the Darkness, and can I have another ice cream sandwich?"
"Only because you amuse me, peasant." Cosmo answered. He poofed up another ice cream sandwich for Turbo, who then ate it.
"Wow, these are filling!" Turbo commented.
"But how do we find a wand in the ice when the Earth is covered in metal and controlled by a giant freak?" Timmy questioned.
"Because I am going to help you." Turbo answered. "Timmy, my world, like yours, was destroyed by the Darkness. I was just a boy loving life on my home planet, Wonder World. It was a magical place. And unlike your Fairy World, our people had powers. Some cool… Some, kinda… strange. Ours was a peaceful existence. Until that fateful day when the Darkness arrived! But our defense system didn't work. Soon, the Eliminator arrived, and took away the only thing I ever loved. They took… my family. The force of the Darkness swallowing Wonder World caused it to break apart. And it caused me to hurdle, alone, bravely, through space."
Turbo then took a breath.
"Until, I safely landed on a deserted pink planet. It was there I swore vengeance upon the Darkness, and vowed to train myself, and perfect my wonder powers. Then, I received an invitation to a Chosen One competition in a land known as Fairy World, where Fairy Elders were seeking outside might in their own quest to crush the Darkness. After I had won, I was no longer Pippy Dinklefitz. But, Turbo Thunder."
"Your real name is Pippy! Ha ha ha ha!" Cosmo interrupted.
Turbo continued to talk. "Then I perched myself on top of the highest peak in what I now dub Thunder World, and waited for the Darkness to return. So I could seek my revenge! I waited, and waited, and waited…"
"Then you fell asleep, missed your calling when the Darkness returned, and Timmy had to beat it for you." Bowser Jr finished.
"I have accepted my fate as the former Chosen One who slept through his destiny. And as the new Chosen One, Timmy, you must accept yours." Turbo sighed. "Timmy Turner. I… am…"
"Whoa, you're not gonna cut off my hand and then tell me you're my father, are you?" Timmy interrupted.
"No!" Turbo answered. "I'm gonna train you." Turbo then pulled a lever that had 'train' on it.
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Mario's group was now a little further in the Underwhere. Along the way, they had just ran into Chester, AJ, Tootie, and Trixie.
"Oh? Why are thou people of youth here, in the Underwhere?" Luvbi asked.
"Luvbi, these are people we know." Violet answered.
"Hey, have you seen anyone else?" Mario asked to the kids.
"We saw Bowser going on a rampage!" Chester yelled. "He was in that room over there!" Chester pointed to one of the purple doors in the distance.
"A monster neareth?" Luvbi questioned. "Perhaps I should stayeth back, as I am but a delicate girl."
"Okay…" AJ said, weirded out by Luvbi. "You need to stop Bowser before he hurts anyone!"
"Don't worry, we will." Mario said.
Mario, Violet, and Tippi went through the purple door to find an enraged Bowser and a knocked-out Kammy.
"GRAAAARGH!" Bowser roared. "Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here…and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
Then, he noticed the other three in the room, and turned to face them. "Hey! Mario! Violet! …And Tippi? Just you? Where's Peach?"
"We don't know yet. We're looking for her too…" Tippi answered.
"So what you're telling me is that she's definitely not here. I don't like this one bit." Bowser said. "AHA! I see your little plan! You wanna break up what me and Peach have going! Yeah, you've been WAITING for a chance to fireball me in the back!"
"Bowser, we really don't know where Peach is." Violet said. "We just-"
"Can it, you!" Bowser interrupted. "I'll stomp the truth out of all of you! CHARGE!"
Mario and Violet had to fight Bowser, and they easily won.
"GRAAACK!" Bowser roared after being defeated. "Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?! I get up every time, though! As many times as it takes to send you to The Underwhere!"
"Ummm… Sorry to break this to you, Bowser…but we're already there." Mario said. "See… This is the Underwhere."
"What? What're you talking about?!" Bowser questioned. "Do I LOOK like a guy whose game is over?!"
"You and the rest of the group were sent here, to the land of ended games… To The Underwhere." Tippi explained. "We didn't know what had happened to any of you, not just Peach…"
"What?! So wait, Peach really is lost out there somewhere?" Bowser realized. "Why didn't you say so, idiots?! We could've been searching this entire time! What're you waiting for?! Let's MOVE!"
"Well, Kammy's still knocked out." Mario said.
"Huh?" Bowser asked. He looked over and saw the unconscious Kammy. "Oh…"
So after they woke Kammy up, the group met back up with the Luvbi and the Dimmsdale kids, they continued their way through the Underwhere.
