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Earth date – Saturday late afternoon 22nd April 2266, Beta Veldonna system, Betazed

'Ain't no mountain high enough' II

Slightly M rated

"You're right mpenzi, this is a lovely place," Uhura smiled as she walked across the spacious room to look out the window.

"Who told you about this hotel?" She looked up at the rolling, emerald hills circling nearby Lake Cataria.

"Admiral Pike recommended it. This is where he brought Lady Seria for their honeymoon." Her husband Spock replied.

Uhura turned her head, a cheeky grin on her face. "I thought he and Mrs Pike spent Seclusion doing the horny dance in Rok-kahr.

Spock's brow rose at her words, "The 'horny dance,' Nyota?"

"Sure," She laughed, wrapping her arms around him, "The same dance we're going to do, right after we freshen up and order room service."

"I have arranged for us to dine by the lake, adun'a. It is a secluded place," He added, which changed her disappointment to one of delight.

"Secluded enough for the 'horny dance'?" She asked, reaching up to meet his lips to her own.

"Secluded enough for any dance," Spock huskily responded.

"Happy anniversary, Mr Spock," Uhura whispered.

"Each day with you, brings me delight k'diwa" Spock replied between kisses.

They made it to the lake two hours later….

XXXXXXX

"You sure this area is secluded, Jim?" Carol Marcus asked.

"Of course, Pike came here for his honeymoon," Kirk answered as he unloaded the picnic basket from the duo-cycle. "He couldn't stop talking about it. Said it was the best place on Betazed to wine and dine a lady and not bump into any one from Starfleet."

"I can believe that, most of the ship went to Rixx or the Janaran falls for shore leave." Marcus added.

"Too many tourists at the falls and Rixx prices are a rip off," Kirk remarked.

The couple found a wooded area by the lake. Just as Kirk said, there was no one around. After a bottle of local wine and a light meal, the pair got down to some romantic gestures. Kirk's right hand slipped between Marcus' naked thighs about to reach the promise land. His other hand expertly sliding up her back to release her bra as they kissed. Suddenly Marcus pulled away.

"What's that?" she asked, jerking her head back.

"Nothing, its nothing, "Kirk murmured, teeth pulling down her top.

"No listen," Marcus scrambled to stand up, ears perked.

"Oh fuck it, Carol… why."

The sounds of the night drifted to them again. They could hear a sound, and it was definitely not an animal.

"Someone's groaning, they might be in pain. Let's go see." Marcus was about to head in the direction of the noise when Kirk grabbed her hands.

"Ooooooo Ha, Ha, Spokh, mmmmm, kula pussy yangu"

Carol's eyes rounded in shock, "Is that who I think it is?"

"Yep" Kirk replied, warring between going to have a peep or getting the hell out of there.

"And is she saying what I think she's saying?"

"Yep", Kirk repeated, this time deciding to do the right thing and pack the remains of their interlude.

"Jim, we have to leave," Carol whispered, doing her best to hold back her laughter.

"Yep," He answered. He gestured for her to climb on the bike.

"Aren't we heading for the hotel?" She asked, wondering why Kirk was heading in the opposite direction.

"Fuck no, I wanna do what Spock is doing, and I wanna do it in peace."

Kirk's comeback was a classic.

Author's notes

In this AU Betazed joined the Federation in the 22nd century

This is the same hotel in chapter 8 of 'One night only' with a another version of S/U ;o)

Rixx – Planetary capital of Betazed

Now what on earth is Uhura saying? LOL :o)