Title: It Would Appear In The Papers

Wordcount: 841

Pairing: Riku/Yuffie

Rating: M

Notes: Hey, it appears we're 25 done. Wow :) Still lots to go! Have fun with this one - I'm just all-too in love with the concept. Amuses me.

It Would Appear In The Papers

The second the front door shut, Riku and Yuffie grabbed each other simultaneously. It was impossible to tell who was dragging who, but it happened, and they slipped into her bedroom faster than Aerith could say, "Leon and I going out to get some milk, see you!"

"Shut the door," Yuffie said, giving a hushed giggle, and Riku shoved the door closed with one hand before she was even finished talking - she plopped down onto the bed with a bounce, he grinned and followed her, dropping to his knees. He rested his elbows on her knees for a second, nearly spreading her legs right there, but he resisted the urge for just a moment.

"You ready?" he asked, and she grabbed him - perhaps a tiny bit too roughly - by the jaw and pulled him closer, ensnaring him in a deep kiss. He plunged forward, knocking her over onto her back, stretching out over her. His knee was somewhere between hers, and he squished her into the bed, barely propping himself up over her. Yuffie giggled as he edged up to meet her lips again, and wrapped one leg around his waist, running her fingers through his hair as he moved to place a trail of kisses down the curve of her neck.

"Never been more ready," she replied, and he climbed off of her again, possibly as enthusiastic as she was, dragging her back upright with a grin. She sat up straighter, on the very edge of the bed, and undid her fly and the button on her shorts. She lifted her hips up - Riku grabbed the top rim of her shorts immediately, dragging everything off, with panties and all, and down to her ankles. She kicked them off with a giggle, stealing another kiss from him, trailing her fingers across his jaw.

"Door locked?" Riku asked, and Yuffie glanced over his shoulder, and nodded, with a huge smile, face flushed - Riku smirked back, and moved her legs up over his shoulders, moving his body down. She could have died happy right there, and giggled as his bangs brushed her lower abdomen, and she fell back to rest on her elbows.

Riku had constantly teased her about this - he had apparently never done it, she had never gotten it - well, duh to both, really - but he insisted they try it sometime. And Yuffie, well, she would try anything once. Just about anything short of eating bugs.

And then he licked her, and, already giddy with the concept alone, Yuffie let out a a light gasp, body tensing, back arching. Her fingers dug into the comforter on the bed, bunching the thick fabric.

Riku did something Yuffie couldn't quite describe, with a flick of his tongue, and she let out a louder gasp, making him stop reluctantly - he looked up and said with a grin, flushed bright red in the face, "Noisy, as usual!"

Oh, what a jerk, leaving her like that. She mentally reminded herself to do the same to him when they played vice-versa.

"Your fault!" she replied, a bit louder and breathier than she expected, as Riku's breath was hot and taunting on her sex. His fingers drummed against her waist, holding her still as she writhed slightly.

"I know," he grinned, and pushed her legs up a bit more, just staring at her for a few moments, breathing a bit heavily. Thank gawd she was flexible, she mused as she stared into his eyes, knees nearly bent up to her chest, thank gawd. "And the best part is, we can be as noisy as we want!"

He smirked, again, and she felt like kissing it off of him, but she was more distracted by the fact that she was left hanging. She let out a little whine of his name as his fingers trailed along her thigh, and he went back for more, ducking down again.

Just as the door opened.

Yuffie bit back a moan, Riku looked up, and Leon just stared for a moment, having fallen into a disturbing mix of a stare of horror and an angry glare. Yuffie could have laughed, if she didn't think they were going to die like that. Leon's eyes wandered to the ceiling, face flushed appropriately, and Yuffie was too shocked to blush. Riku backed off, giving a nervous sort of chuckle, and Yuffie closed her legs, grabbing a pillow and shielding herself. Leon's eyes moved to Riku, glaring - and with a stupid reflex, Riku wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

It could appear in the papers, Yuffie mused - teen couple slaughtered to death by a copious amounts of belts after girl's "brother" walks in without invitation.