Chapter 25: Monday Night TKO
November 19th, 2007
RAW was in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and on that night, Brent and Ryan of the Boyz in Motion was facing the World's Greatest Tag Team and I was in a Divas' boxing match against Amanda, thanks to Santino Marella again.
He just doesn't take losing lightly especially after last week and last night. Now he demanded a rematch against Jerry "The King" Lawler and I was accompanying him to the ring.
I was at a boxing gym where I was practicing some boxing skills with the help of Charlie, who happens to be the owner of the gym, the trainer, and Brent and Ryan's father.
For about two hours, I was training my ass off and everybody including Charlie was impressed, then I was done.
"How long have you been in the WWE?" Charlie asked.
"Four and a half years," Delancey asked.
"Have you done any boxing in the past?"
"No, I've been doing some training with my fiancé Bobby Lashley when I was competing against Candice Michelle at Unforgiven back in September. He's also done mixed martial arts as well."
"I see. Well, that's all for today. I wish you luck tonight."
"Thanks, Charlie, for everything."
"You're welcome."
Then Delancey and Charlie shook hands and they left the ring and Delancey took a drink of water as Charlie went over to Brent and Ryan.
"Your friend has plenty of potential," Charlie said.
"Hey, we really didn't know she had it in her," Brent said.
"So, who is this woman is she facing?"
"Her name is Amanda," Ryan said. "She's Randy Orton's...I don't know. Probably a secret lover or whatever. She started working alongside him to get rid of John Cena's female entourage, the Chain Gang Diva Squad that includes his wife Nicole Mitchell. Amanda is dressing like what Nicole used to dress like when she was in Evolution to scare her, but it was no use. Then during Summerslam, after Amanda lost her match to Nicole, the Chain Gang Diva Squad added a new member in Kayla Thompson who's their bodyguard, and she and Amanda had a falling out because Amanda slept with Kayla's ex. Amanda hasn't beaten a member of the CGDS and she hasn't won a match yet."
"Well, it looks like Delancey might knock some sense to Amanda."
"Amanda's crazy, Dad," Ryan said. "She'll remain that day."
A little later, RAW was on and it was time for the rematch of Jerry "The King" Lawler versus Santino Marella.
Santino Marella's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring and Santino was showing himself off with a smile on his face. Then Jerry's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Delancey following him. Delancey was wearing a purple halter top with plunging and overlapping neckline, open back, and adjustable tie, black miniskirt, black boots, and her hair straight. The two walked down the ramp and got into the ring and Delancey posed with Jerry and she took Jerry's crown and left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Santino tells the referee to tell Jerry not to use any punches during the match and then Santino continues to talk trash as Jerry landed a drop kick and Santino falls back into the corner. Jerry and Santino locked up and Jerry backs Santino into the corner and Santino turns Jerry into the corner and hits some shoulderblocks in the corner followed by an Irish whip and a running shoulder into the corner. Santino takes a bow but Jerry recovers and he punches Santino in the gut in the corner followed by an Irish whip. Jerry charges into the corner and Santino moves when Jerry hits his shoulder on the ringpost.
Santino hits an armbar takedown and stomps Jerry in the back. Santino climbs on the turnbuckles and hits a diving head butt to the arm and Santino goes outside the ring and takes Jerry's crown and a microphone and he is mocking Jerry.
"Look at me," Santino said to Jim Ross. "I'm Jerry 'Stupid' Lawler. I'm going to beat your friend like a government dog. Huh? You like knockerslobbers? Watch this." Then Santino goes into the ring. "Look at me, I'm Jerry Lawler. I like puppies..." Then Santino turns to Delancey, "...unlike those puppies. Big puppies, little puppies, clean puppies, and dirty puppies. I'm from Memphis, I live for the women because I have no self-esteem. Like you, Jerry Lawler, I'm Santino Marella."
Then Jerry slaps Santino and he punches him on the ropes followed by a hip toss. Santino begs for mercy as he wrings Jerry's arm and Jerry blocks a hip toss and Jerry hits a back slide for the three count.
After the match, Randy Orton comes to the ring from out of nowhere and hits the RKO on Jerry as Santino leaves the ring. Randy asked for microphone and he said,
"I'm sorry, King, I'm sorry. I just couldn't help myself. Now I have an update on the status of my torch runner. Let's take a look." Then the Titantron shows him leaving the American Airlines Arena. "There he is, folks. He's running right by the arena that I beat Shawn Michaels at. God, you know it seems like only yesterday. Wait a minute, it was yesterday. And now, it's only a matter of time before the official passing of the torch."
Then Randy left the ring as Delancey got in the ring and checked on Jerry. Then Randy was walking up the ramp and stared at Delancey as she stared at him.
Passing of the torch? I don't know who Randy Orton thinks he is. Yeah, he beat Shawn Michaels last night at Survivor Series and now Shawn Michaels has Mr. Kennedy on his ass. What the hell is RAW coming to?
A little later, the Chain Gang Diva Squad of Nicole, Rochelle, and Brittany were in the ring for their performance wearing Miami Dolphins football jerseys, black boyshorts, black stockings, and black boots.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Nicole, Rochelle, and Brittany, the Chain Gang Diva Squad," Lillian Garcia announced.
Then "Touch Me (All Night Long)" by Cathy Dennis started playing in the arena.
Oh, oh, whoa
We're starting it over
We're making way for destiny
A time to turnover a better life for you and me (You and me)
A new recreation to channel all this energy, mmm
Let's solve the equation
I need to feel you close to me
So, baby, let your conscience go
There's no turning back when love takes hold
Hold me, baby
Drive me crazy
Touch me (Touch me) all night long
Make me love you
Kiss and hug you
Touch me (Touch me) all night long
After the song ended, the pyro in the turnbuckles lighted up and the crowd cheered and the Chain Gang Diva Squad bowed to the audience and waved at them.
Then they left the ring and sat in front of the announcers' table as the round carriers because it was time for the Divas' boxing match which was Delancey versus Amanda.
Delancey's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with the Boyz in Motion following her. Delancey was wearing a Mexican and Italian robe and a blue bikini top with white stars, white and red stripes shorts, and her hair in a ponytail. The boys had the complete boxing set of a stool, bucket, water, and towels. The five walked down the ramp and the boys got into the ring first. Then Delancey got on the apron and then she did her flip to get into the ring. Then Amanda's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Santino Marella following her. She was wearing a short red robe and a white and black polka dot scarlet halter underwire bra with black and pink straps and pink bows, scarlet panties with pink bows, and her hair in ponytails. The two walked down the ramp and got into the ring and Amanda was pumping herself up.
"Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?" Lillian Garcia announced as the crowd cheered. "Fighting out of the blue corner, wearing blue bikini top with white stars and white and red stripes shorts, standing at 5'11" making her boxing debut, from Chesterfield, Missouri, the two-time WWE Women's Champion and 2006 Babe of the Year, the All-American Cheerleader, Delancey Scott. And across the ring, fighting out of the red corner, wearing a white and black polka dot bra with pink bows and white and black polka dot panties with pink bows, also standing at 5'11" making her boxing debut, from Cincinnati, Ohio, Amanda."
Then Delancey and Amanda walked towards each other to the referee.
"Ladies, I want a good clean fight and remember, no hitting below the belt, and obey my commands at all times," the referee said. "Are there any questions?" Then Delancey and Amanda shook their heads no. "Alright, let's get it on."
Then Delancey and Amanda went to their corners and took their robes off. They were given a pep talk, got their mouthpieces in, and the boys and Santino left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Delancey stood in the upright stance and Amanda stood in the semi-crotch as the match began and Delancey started faking until she landed some punches to Amanda's face. Amanda tried to fight back with punches of her own but Delancey covered up. Then Delancey punched Amanda again and soon Amanda blocked. But then, Amanda tried to fight and Delancey landed an uppercut and Amanda fell on the mat.
The referee did his count as Amanda got up. The referee asked Amanda if she was okay and she said yes. The fight continued as Delancey continued throwing punches at Amanda until Amanda blocked. Amanda backed into the corner until the referee separated the two Divas. Then the fight continued with Delancey throwing punches and Amanda trying to fight back and Delancey landed a jab and cross and Amanda fell on the mat.
The referee did his count again as Amanda got up. The referee again asked Amanda if she was okay and she said yes. Amanda started to struggle as towards the end, Delancey threw several more punches to the eye and the face and landed a hook to the nose and Amanda fell on the mat once again and the fight is over.
The boys and Santino got into the ring as Santino checked on Amanda and Brent and Ryan lifted Delancey on their shoulders.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the fight is over and your winner by the way of technical knockout, the WWE Women's Champion, Delancey Scott," Lillian announced.
Amanda suffered a black eye and her nose was bleeding and she became upset as Delancey and the boys celebrated. Then the five walked out of the ring and walked up the ramp as Delancey slapped the hands of the fans. Then Delancey and the boys turned around and raised their arms in the air as Santino and Amanda looked on and Delancey and the boys went to the back.
"Oh, my God, that felt so good," Delancey said. "I wanna do this again."
"I told you our dad was amazing," Brent said.
"He sure is. Remind me to send him a gift basket."
"We will," Ryan said.
"So do you think Santino has run out of options?" Jason said.
"I don't think so," Jeremy said. "Besides what do you think he's gonna do next when Bobby could make his return next month?"
"You know what?" Delancey said. "I don't think Santino has thought of Bobby at all. I mean, Bobby did help Santino win the Intercontinental Championship back in April and now Santino is acting like a complete jerk and this is the thanks Bobby gets? I think Santino will be in for a wake-up call when the time comes."
"Hey, believe that," Jeremy said.
Then the gang continued walking.
Later, it was time for the tag team match between Brent and Ryan of the Boyz in Motion and the World's Greatest Tag Team.
Then the Boyz in Motion's entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Delancey following them. The five walked down the ramp and the boys got into the ring first. Then Delancey got on the apron and then she did her flip to get into the ring. Then the boys got on the turnbuckle, raised their arms in the air, and got back down at the same time. Then Delancey, Jeremy, Brent, Ryan, and Trevor left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Charlie and Ryan began the match with the two locking up and Charlie was hitting some right hands. Charlie tried a leapfrog as he Irishwhipped Ryan to the ropes but Ryan avoided it and chopped Charlie. Brent hit Charlie from the apron and Ryan went for a sunset flip pulling down Charlie's tights for the two count. Ryan went for another sunset flip for a two count and Ryan put Charlie in an armbar. Brent peppered Charlie with right hands and Charlie poked Ryan in the eyes and tagged in Shelton. Shelton shoved Ryan into the corner and hit some punches, but Ryan came back with a clothesline. Ryan tagged in Brent and Brent delivered a vertical suplex following by a kneedrop.
Brent pounded Shelton on the mat and then tagged in Ryan who shoved Shelton in the corner and chopped him. Shelton reversed a whip but Brent reversed as well and Shelton ran into Ryan's boot. Ryan tagged in and hit a right hand, but Shelton delivered a knee to the gut and made a tag to Charlie. Charlie whipped Brent into the ropes and dropped him down and Shelton hit a dropkick. Charlie got a two count and then floated over Brent's slam attempt into a reverse facebuster for a two count. Shelton tagged in and hit some punches and then stomped Brent down in a corner. Shelton tried to drag Brent into the corner but Brent charged Shelton in the corner.
Brent hit several shoulderblocks and tagged in Ryan and Charlie got into the ring and Ryan hit a spear. Then Ryan and Brent hit a flapjack and cutter combination to Shelton and Brent got Shelton on his shoulders. Then the twins hit the Double Impact and Ryan covered for the win.
Then Jason and Jeremy got into the ring and then their arms were raised by the referee and Delancey and then the Boyz in Motion got on the turnbuckles and raised their arms in the air and Delancey was signaling Shelton to kiss her ass and blew the kiss of death.
After RAW was over, I returned to my hotel room and I sat my stuff down. The first thing I wanted to do was to check my email to see if I had any messages. I took out my laptop computer from my bag and I had it setup. Then I turned it on and I immediately got into the internet.
I went into my email account and saw that I had a message from Bobby. He wrote that he didn't know I had a little boxing in me and that he was very impressed. He also said that he loved me and hoped that I have a great Thanksgiving. Bobby also left a special P.S. saying was I excited that Chris Jericho made his return to RAW?
To be honest, yes, I was because Randy Orton's little passing of the torch moment was ruined by Y2J himself when Randy's own torch runner was knocked to the ground.
For weeks, RAW, Smackdown, and ECW has been getting these encrypted messages with clues and nobody had a clue who was coming or what that was about. But when it was known that Chris Jericho was back, everybody was happy. But Randy and Amanda weren't at all impressed and even Amanda went absolutely crazy, as if getting beat up wasn't enough. Now Chris is the frontrunner for the WWE Championship now that Shawn Michaels has a problem with Mr. Kennedy.
Well, Thanksgiving is three days away and what I'm thankful for is my career in the WWE that lead me to movies and music and being a two-time Women's Champion, my friends, my family, and of course, my wonderful fiancé, Bobby Lashley.