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Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, I wouldn't be here right now. If I owned My Immortal, I would arrange for myself to be shot.
Chapter 25.
AN: stop flaming ok if u dnot den il tel Justin2 bet u up!1111n il tel al da nredz 2 put vrtuz in ur computer!11111111111FUK UU!1 raven fangz for de help!1 (Right, I'm going to do an AN just like Tara. You ready? STUP FLASSING IRELAND!11 U FUKIN SUK!111 WE GVAE U 12 POINTS AT DA YEUROBISION N U ONLI GEVE UZ 6!11111 u fukin preps! Fjuck u suk an im setin Justin Beeburp on u all!1111 an il set the mooldoovi unicicle fair on u so der!1 In case you couldn't tell, that last sentence was me threatening Ireland with the Moldavian fairy on the unicycle. I love you really, Ireland and Jedward. I have no idea how Azerbaijan won, they were nowhere near crazy or scary enough.)
I was so excited. (really, are you going to the fair?) I fellowed Draco wandering if we where going 2 do it again. (I thought you were with Vampire as well? Don't say Vampire's going to watch you…) We went outside and then we went into Draco's black car. (Again, I can't help but get the image of them walking straight into the side of Draco's car.)
"Ebony what the fuck did Profesor Trevolry say." (Professor Sinister.) whispered Draco potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine. (I've got 'Do It Like A Dude' on replay. I love this song so much, I think I'm obsessed. Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker, you think I can't get hurt like you, you motherfucker!)
"She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow." I grumbled in a sexy voice. (how do you grumble in a sexy voice? We should enter Enoby in a talent show. She can do so many things NO ONE ELSE can do. Do you reckon if Tara tries to say things in a sexy voice in real life, she ends up sounding 'special'?) He took out a heroin cabaret (yooooou haaaave a proooooblem!) and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. (SPORK!) He started to fly the car into a tree. (does Draco have a death wish?) We went to the top of it. (Spidermonkey, spidermonkey…) Draco put on some MCR.
"And all the things that you never ever told me And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me." (Do you think, when the Moldavians were planning their song for Eurovision, they were just like, 'And then you're gonna come in on a unicycle… and you're gonna wear this wizard's hat… no, no, we'll all wear wizard's hats and look like elves on crack!' I wanted them to win. Moldova were robbed.) sang Gerard's sexy voice. (do they listen to anything else? Ever? Oh yeah, Enoby had a dancing competition to ABBA once…) We started tiling of each other's cloves fevently. (Oh, no, please. I'm too young!) He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. (Why were you wearing a bar? AHH, THAT'S MY BAR! GIVE IT BACK!) I took of his black boxers. (I'm picturing Draco Malfoy in black boxers. … It doesn't work, I prefer bright green.) Then… … … … … (dots!) … … … …he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily. (does she mean his trotting horse into her wheelbarrow? … Horses can be sexy?)
"OMFG Draco Draco!" I screamed having an orgism. ('And she's gonna scream out this is great! –whiny voice- Oh my god, this is great.' I love that song. There are dancing monkeys.) We stated frenching passively. Suddenly… … … … I fell asleep. (how the bloody hell do you fall asleep while you're having sex?) I started having a it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black hair. (WOOP! GO RANDOM BLACK GUY IN ENOBY'S VISION!)
"No! Please don't fucking kill us!1" they pleaded (you 'goffik' people are a bit of a whiny bore if you ask me. Run away, idiots! Don't just ask him to stop shooting you! That's not how it works!) but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car. (he ran in a car! I love this random black guy!)
"No! Oh my fucking god!11" I shouted in a scared voice. (GET. A. FJUCKING. GRIP.)
"Ebony what's wrong?" (oh, nothing, she just saw two of her own kind get shot.) Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes. (Enoby has ever-changing colour eyes… I mean they were blue at first, then crimson for a bit, then blue again…)
I started to cry and tears (of blood.) of blood (predictable.) went down my face. I told Draco to call did it with his blak Likin Park (Butt butt butt, butt butt butt, BUTT TRUMPET! Yes, I am going to do that every time.) the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where… … … … … … … … …Lucian and Serious!111 (Hey, Luscious Mouthful! I told you not to call me that! You were the one who wanted to choreograph an affair behind Narcissa's back after she got off with Dobby. You're annoying! Avada Kedavra! … That was Enoby you just killed. Oh yeah, bitch.)