Lexxa: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!
Nikolas: In this world, it's been over three hours!
Lexxa: …You gave me the evil eye the entire time…
Nikolas: It's my gift.
Scar: YOUR FACE EXPLODES!
Lexxa: …No.
Scar: Aw…
Lexxa: Hello again, petatailify97!
Nikolas: We are honored that we were the ones who eventually made you make an account, even if you were going to do so anyway…
Lexxa: THANK YOU!
Nikolas: First!
Ed/Armstrong and Scar/Hughes: Switch personalities for a whole day. (Sparkles included)
Lexxa: Here you go, Edward! –hands bucket of sparkles-
Hughes: YOUR FACE EXPLODES!
Scar: ISN'T MY DAUGHTER BEAUTIFUL?
Armstrong: I must get my brother's body back to normal!
Ed: -rips off shirt- THESE MUSCLES WERE PASSED DOWN THE ELRIC FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!
Lexxa: …They're good at this…
Nikolas: …Makes you wonder…
Scar: LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL WIFE!
Lexxa: …And we have to deal with this all day?
Nikolas: …Unfortunately…
Lexxa: NEXT!
Ed: -sparkle-
Al, Roy, and May Chang:Debate on which animal is the best: cats vs. dogs(chickens?) vs. pandas.
Ed and Armstrong: co-judges for debate!
Olivier: is the lady who goes around holding a card to announce each round of debate and has to wear sparkly revealing outfit.
Lexxa: Roy! Dogs or chickens?
Roy: I LOVE MY CHICKEN ARMY!
Lexxa: …Chickens it is! Now, DEBATE!
Al: Cats are adorable!
May: But pandas like Shao May are way more awesome!
Roy: CHICKENS!
Al, May, and Roy: -start yelling over each other over which animal is better-
Ed: SILENCE, CHILDREN! WE ARE NOT HERE TO BICKER!
Armstrong: Shut the hell up!
Lexxa: -holds out swear jar-
Armstrong: -puts dollar in jar-
Olivier: -comes out in revealing sparkly outfit- Round one…
Ed: YOU STOLE SOME OF MY SPARKLES!
Armstrong: -chuckles-
Ed: THIS IS MOST UNFORTUNATE!
Al: CATS ARE AMAZING!
May: PANDAS ARE AMAZINGER!
Roy: CHICKEN!
Armstrong: Roy wins.
Ed: BUT ALPHONSE CLEARLY HAD BETTER DEBATE TACTICS!
Armstrong: Roy wins.
Lexxa: Yes he does. Roy! You win another chicken! –hands chicken-
Roy: YAY!
Lexxa: Last!
Hetalia is nextly (is that a word?) introduced to …
Ling: forced to watch Hetalia and wonder why his voice sounds so similar to Italy's. After watching, he must eat nothing but pasta and talk in an Italian accent for a week while wearing a big bushy MOOSTACHE!
Lexxa: …Awesome. LING! INTO THE ROOM!
Ling: -enters room-
-two days later-
Ling: -stumbles out of room- HOW ARE WE SO ALIKE! AM… CRAVING… ITALIAN FOOD!
Lexxa: …Nice accent. And mustache…
Ling: …Wha?
Lexxa: …Nothing…
Hughes: YOUR FACE EXPLODES!
Scar: ISN'T MY FAMILY JUST SO ADORABLE?
Lexxa: …That's all, folks!
Nikolas: Review!