Nov. 18, 2022 08:10 Aincrad Standard Time
Pina~~~ I'm so hungry~~ I can't go to sleep~~~
I'm going downstairs to buy some soup. I think it was around 10 Col, but that's fine now because I have almost 500 Col and I know where to find quests now. Okay, see you la-
-WAAIIIITTT! WAHHH! Phew! That was close! Aha, ahahaha...
... maybe I should try opening the door reeeaally slowly and peeking outside?
Or open it and close it really fast.
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No, ehehe, I think we're on the second floor so jumping out the window isn't an option... wait! I think I heard that you can't die in town. But was it... you can't die, or you can't get hurt? Or, it doesn't hurt but you still lose HP? Uh...
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Actually, hehe, the window is kind of scary...
Yeah, let's close it.
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Okay, let's try... *ahem* *breath*
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*click* *WOOSHH* *BAM* *click*
*gasp* *gasp*
*breath*
PINA! WHAT DO I DO? SHE'S NOT THERE!
Oh. Actually that's what I wanted in the first place wasn't it? Ehehe~ So I guess I actually can go get food downstairs. Okay! See you la-
-WAIIIIT! What if she's actually downstairs at the bar the entire time? Awawawa~~ Pina what do I d-FUAHH! *BOOM*
Ow-ow-ow-ow-owww... oh yeah, it doesn't hurt. Ahaha, I guess by now if I weren't in a game I would have scrapes all over my knees now right, ahaha, ahahahaha! Ha.
! Oh! So that means you don't feel pain or lose HP!
Okay, Pina, I've decided! I'm going to jump out the window... not. Eh~~~ ... scary. ! No! I'm not afraid of heights! It's just... you know... ehehe. *sigh*
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Hey! I still have an apple in my inventory! Yay! Alright, itadakimaaa~~su! Ahhh~~~ -hamph? EH. FUEEEHHHH~~~~~~~~! IT! IT DISAPPEARED! Awaaahh~~~ *sniff* my. my precious yummy
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Why did it disappear anyway? .. ! I knew it! Someone's out to get me! Nooooo!~~ as if! Ahaha! I really don't know though.
... *growl*
Nngg~~ I guess... I really need to go eat something now... I'll just have to be either really quick or really sneaky so *click* she doesn- KYAAAAAAA! *BAM* *click*
BED NOW! *flomp*
Author's Note: I do believe this is the longest chapter, vertically-speaking. And after much conflict I really could not leave it as "Thank you for the meal!" because it just sounded so bad.