Dark Fae Angel, Hehe, sorry. But, I usually put my sleep deprived/can be mistaken for drunken rants in here. Lol, sure, but I need Miz back after you're done. P.S. Meh, if you want to, you dun have too. There are no cookies in my head and Matt's driving us crazy w/ his craving. LegacyChick, hehe, at least mine have never tried to dye the grass. Hunter muse: Hey, Shawny, I know what we're gonna do today. Terrah: (facepalm) He did NOT just quote Phenias (prolly not spelled right) and Ferb? HBK muse: Is this gonna get me in trouble? Hunter muse: No, no, nothing like that. Jeff?! Can I borrow your purple paint? Jeff muse: NO! Hunter muse: Whelps, we're off to the hardware store, Shawn (puts arm around Shawn's shoulder as he leads him out) I luv Jeff Hardy Edge Randy, hehe, sorry.. Animal Luvr 4 Life, lol, that's true :P RyanNeroSkylerHardy, thank U :)
Muse Troubles;
Chapter twenty-five/ 'Sweet Torture'
Rated; M/ L, (threats of violence, M'Preg, lotza yelling, talks of molestation, threats of maiming, bondage)
Set-up; Jeff and Adam learn about Matt's misdoings. June 10 and 12 (jumbled up) thru the 16th of 2009.
RE; Anna; You there, or are you not in the mood to talk? I'm forced to be in a mood to be a chatterbox thanks in part because of Edge, Randy and Jeff and basically all of my muses are hoarding for my attention while they're shouting and waving their arms and knocking each other over in a effort to get my undivided attention.
In Email; Lol! I was busy washing stagnant..
Mor muse: You spelled 'stagnant' wr.. not correctly.
Terrah: Cram it, Mor! Also, glad you're back.
In Email; Anyways, I was washing stagnant water off me after my brother tossed a basketball to me-- we had been playing-- and it was covered in it. It stunk so bad and he almost ruined my Matt Hardy 'V1' shirt! My muses have been hiding. They don't like being around when Steven is, b/c he hits me in the head and it rattles them around. This is bad for my Matt muse, who's pregnant-- long story. The father is either Edge or Jeff. I had to conjure up a doctor, a nurse, and a hospital for the occasion. Which is good, b/c Tripsy finally caught Jericho for calling him names. Jeri and Mizzie have been filming random musi and posting it on Muse Tube. Matt's mostly been either knitting or pacing and muttering to himself. It gets annoying. But the doctor confirmed that in fact my Matt muse is bipolar.
Matt muse: (growls) That's not nice!
Terrah: What do you have against it? I'm bipolar. I take offense to that!
Matt muse: Don't take that tone with me, Terrah! I'm NOT in the mood!
Mor muse: You spelled 'mood' and 'confirmed' not right.
Matt muse: She told you to CRAM IT! (throws shoe at Mor)
Mor muse: (ducks shoe) Ha! Missed me! :P
Matt muse: I've had it. (chases after Mor)
Mor muse: Oh, shit. (runs)
Jeff muse: Dammit, Matty! Stop running. You could fall! (grabs hold of Matt and holds him back)
Terrah: (groans) Overprotective Jeff. Who knew?
Matt muse: (growling and struggling to get at Mor) Lemme go, Jeff. Let me kill him. (whines)
Mor muse: (whimpers) Terrah, save me. (cowers)
Terrah: You'll learn not to antagonize him.
Jeff muse: (still holding back brother) Oh, that'll never happen.
RE; Anna; Well, I guess that they was trying to tell me that one of my nails was coming loose. Since they went silent after I had painted a few coats of nail polish on it in hopes that it'll stick together till next month so that I can go and get them redone again sometime.
In Email; Wish mine was that helpful. (hears chattering and arguing)
Terrah: Quiet! (points to Punk on TV) I'm trying to brood! Damn Punk. He's full of more shit that an outhouse!
Matt/Jeff/Mor muses: (stop dead and blink)
Terrah: Thank you.
RE; Anna; I think that my Jeff muse has been hiding and sulking ever since I had brought that box of black hair dye and have yet to have my mom dye my hair. I've even thought about returning the box to get the money back.
In Email; My Jeff muse is glad I dun have a Punk muse. He fears that he'd try and steal Addy. Randy's bad enuff about it. He thinks Punk has a crush on Edge and that thought doesn't sit too well with my Jeff muse.
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RE; Fae; Wow, your Matt muse is twisted.....also, what was the name of that fanfic that Trips ruined? 'Cause I'll read it up to that point. But wow, points to Matty for how he got himself knocked up. I'm going to love Jeff's reaction he'll prolly say something along the lines of "And I was knocked out why?" But if the kid's not Edge's, Matt prolly shouldn't tell him what he did. It'll turn Addy back into the previous dominant, arrogant, sarcastic..... you know what, just tell him. And you're just looking for an excuse to spank Matt, but I agree he should have interfered. But then again, by not interfering he still got the gold taken away from Jeff which is still his main goal. But with any luck Punk's punkass-- lame. I know, I couldn't help it-- will lose the title on Monday in that special.
RE; Fae; God, I almost forgot that Edge used to hump the ring...(stares off into space and drools) Can I borrow your Edge muse? And don't get me started on the 'Santina' thing. Me and my friend Nena watched 'Mania together and that almost ruined it for us. We were so happy, rocking out to Kid Rock, and then boom! Santino in a pathetic drag attempt. Thankfully the Hardy vs. Hardy match and the 'taker VS Michaels match sooooo totally made it better. That and we were having fun shouting 'Gay!' everytime someone landed in a gay pose....or had their ass in the air. Ah, Wrestlemaina where Matt debuted his new tights and that awesome ass jacket. --Note to self: When RAW's nearby sneak into arena and steal jacket....and molest Matt....And then go to SD and molest Addy and Jeff...NONE ARE SAFE FROM MY MOLESTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!-- But yeah, that whole Miss WM thing was insulting. We should kill the writer who came up with it.
RE; Fae; Random: Not that Edge's tights aren't wonderful-- especially with thong peekage--, but oddly enough I like the guy better in jeans. I dunno, that's a thing with me, a shirtless guy in jeans is the hottest thing on earth. That and his ass looks great in jeans, hell, his ass just looks great period. And something about the fact that he's always wearing Converse makes me giggle. It makes me think of all the stoners back in high school-- who oddly enough really liked me despite the fact that I don't get stoned-- and now we no longer have to suffer through VG's disgustingness to get at his hottness. Dude, he was downright cruel when he dumped her, which is prolly why I loved it.
RE; Fae; P.S. Wrong. And also, (grabs Terrah's ass) 'Cause I realize I've been talking about molesting people and have yet to molest you. And tell Matty to get his ass off the couch and do something, he's pregnant, not an invalid. Besides, with his ass on the couch I can't grab it. Oh well, (grabs Jeff's ass instead) This will do for now.
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Jeff muse: (rereading) .. (squeals) Terrah!? Tell your friends to stop molesting us!
Terrah: Um.. but, you guys molest each other on a daily basis.
Matt muse: Good point. (hiding butt behind pillow) Besides Jeff is gropable.
Jeff muse: Am not!
Terrah: Um, are so.
Edge muse: (sneaks up behind Jeff and grabs his ass)
Jeff muse: (squeaks and turns to glare at Addy)
Edge muse: (laughing as he runs away)
Jeff muse: You are in hot water, mister! (chases after)
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RE; Fae; I swear, if Punk does not get his ass kicked tonight by Addy and Jeff I'm gonna scream.... Psycho Jeff and Evil Edge teaming up to torture and kill/maim-- that would be your def-- a helpless CM Punk..... Hey, I'd read it if they went after Matt as well in the next chapter. Sadly, due to work, I'm gonna miss the show tonight so Ill read about it the moment I get home. Love Ya, and talk to ya later.
RE; Fae; P.S. Sooooo, Matt. Any baby names yet?
RE; Fae; So I was bored and decided to check out some of the wonderful pics you've got on your LJ-- mainly the Near Naked section-- And DAMN! There are some fiiiiine pics in there. Did you ever notice that in Hott Tub 2 it looks like Adam is on the TV in the background? Matt in the hot tub watching Adam.... I wonder what he could have been doing?!?!?! Ha! And I agree, towels should be banned, made illegal and burned in a lovely gigantic bonfire! Okay, I's gots'ta run to work now. Love Ya, and try not to kill Punk through the TV too much!
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In PM; This is the first night that I have not had to contend w/ my adorable baby bro. School is out for him and he's been staying w/ us and demanding to stay up all night bothering me. He's my personal shadow. I told him I would like to trade him for Matt. That way Jeff would see how it felt to have a younger brother and I would see how it felt to have an older one. Trouble is; it would be incestuous b/c I'd have to molest Matt in his sleep. There needs to be a brother swap like wife swap only for brother's... But, I did make him watch as I put that move on Matty that Mickie James does 'Long Kiss Good-Night' in the SDvsR09 PS2 game and made Matt do that to Edge. Then we put the Hardyz entro tag moves on Nitro and Melina's old moves. Jeff was in place of Melina. I tell ya, it's hott when Jeffy wiggles his hips. Even if it is video game form.
In PM; My Matt muse is twisted. Yes. That fic was called 'Sleep Baby Brother' by DevlinV1. I read it up till Tripsy ruined it. I love those fics where the Hardyz are fucking and a vengeful Adam blackmails them and takes what he wants from them. I need to write one. I miss Evil Addy so bad.
Jeff muse: See, I don't see how either me or Addy is the father. I never fucked my brother in the ass.
Terrah: Ah, always the blatant one.
Jeff muse: What do you know, Terrah? (reads on) What my reaction will be? I was knocked out when, how.. what? What are you hiding from me?
Terrah: (gulps) Nothing.. nothing at all.
Jeff muse: (sighs in frustration) Matthew!? Oh, Matthew, I need to speak with you! (leaves to find Matt)
Terrah: Oh, boy, hehe.. it's been a super bad day.
In PM; So voting on Punk to lose title Monday. Not holding breath b/c I dun wanna die. How could anyone forget Edge humping tha ring? That was awesome. Eh, at least the Miss WM thing was just a stupid tiara and NOT the WWE women's, or shit, even Diva's title. If they'd gave either one of those to Santina I'd of been more pissed then I already was. Seriously, of all the guys that they could'a had dressed in drag (hints- Jeff- hints) That writer must DIE!!! After being slowly tortured. OMG, shirtless sexy guys in jeans are hott. Esp, Addy. I am not right today.. Addy was cruel when he dumped VG. Welcome back Edge, :D You may have back that rockstar title that I secretly took away in the time you were w/ her.
In PM; P.S. ...
Edge muse: (opens mouth)
Jeff muse: (covers Edge's mouth w/ hand) I am not in the mood. Have you seen Matthew?
Edge muse: (shakes head back and forth)
Jeff muse: Terrah, what do you know?
Terrah: I can't say.
Jeff muse: Fine. I'll start screaming TILL YOU TELL ME WHY I MIGHT BE THE FATHER OF MATT'S BABY!! (seething)
Terrah: (wincing)
Edge muse: (holding hands over ears)
Jeff muse: TELL ME NOW!
Terrah: Okay, do you remember a story called 'Sleep Baby Brother'?
Jeff muse: (twitches under realization) You just read that part last night. I watched. I know now why you read it. (sits down)
Terrah: Jeff, I'm sorry. I didn't know till like the other day.
Jeff muse: I'm not mad. It's not like it's sane and safe in this head.
Terrah: (growls)
Jeff muse: I wish I could'a been awake for it though. (huffs)
Edge muse: Then why am I a candidate to be the father. If Jeff's the one... (blinks and comes to conclusion) Bastard got me too didin't he?
Terrah: Yes.
Edge muse: I got Matt's ass and I wasn't awake for it. (twitches) Oh, he owes me so bad.
Jeff muse: He owes me too.
Terrah: Me three. I didn't get to watch!
Matt muse: Watch what? (sees Edge and Jeff glaring) Oh, shit. Terrah, you didn't...?
Terrah: (defensively) Jeff was screaming!
Matt muse: Not an excuse!
Jeff muse: (grabs Matt by the hair) Brother, you have some explaining to do. (gives a light tug and drags Matt off to the bedroom)
Matt muse: Ow, Jeff, let go.. I didn't.. Ow!
Edge muse: Imma go watch. (goes to watch)
Terrah: (shakes head)
In PM; Matt's not always on the couch. Just when he's tired. Blame me, I never sleep, lol. Today he was pacing and muttering about 'Sold'.
In PM; Punk sorta got his ass kicked. Jeff gave him the Twist of fate and the Swanton in the first of the night. Then Edge and Jeff had a #1 contender match to see who faced Punk Monday. Punk made me twitch all thru it by providing commentary. Then Adam tossed Jeff into Punk's lap and Punk attacked Addy and the ref called for the bell and Jeff attacked Punk, then Edge, then Punk gave the GTS to Jeff. I have been screaming all night. My Jeff muse is already brooding b/c he believes that Punk has a crush on Edge. He's glad I have no CM muse, b/c he's afraid he'd try to steal his Addy. Jeff fears the feeling that Punk has for Edge may be mutual and he doesn't want to be kicked off the top of Addy's 'must fuck' list. I swear this whole thing is slashy as hell. Too bad I can't stand Punk, or I'd write this threeway. I miss Matt being in the equation :(
Edge muse: Awe, Jeffy don't has to worry. I am not leaving him for Punk.
Jeff muse: Damn right you're not. I'd kill him.. Wes Craven's def! I'd burn him alive then chop him up with an axe ala Kane! Then I'd bury him, resurrect him and do it all over again!
Matt muse: (tied to bed, scared shitless) Okay, Jeff, you're scaring people.
Terrah: Nah, Imma liking it. :P
Edge muse: You would.
Terrah: Speaking of torture..
Jeff muse: You think I'm crazy? Don'tcha, pretty? (starts circling Edge, playing with his hair)
Edge muse: (swallows) No.. not at all.. (shakes head wildly)
Jeff muse: Edge called Punk 'pretty boy' tonight.
Edge muse: So?
Jeff muse: SO!? (growls) Edgey belongs to Jeffy, end of story!
Matt muse: What about Matty?!
Jeff muse: Oh, yeah, you too, sweetheart. But, NOT Punk! (stomps foot)
Edge muse: Edge also said for Jeff to 'get behind him' if he wanted a title shot. Terrah mused for hours over Edge telling Jeff 'get behind me'.
Jeff muse: NOT tha point!
Terrah: Okay, why is Matt tied to the bed?
Jeff muse: (grins sinisterly) Imma torture answers outta him.
Terrah: You might hurt the baby.
Jeff muse: Oh, no. It's not gonna be that kind of torture. (takes off shirt) Y'see, Terrah, Matt's resolve has to be broken delicately, like a flower. (unbuttons pants)
Edge muse: (gulps, resolve is already broken) Please, I'll tell you whatever you want to know. I ate your popsicles, I stole those last two Skittles.. just.. oh, shit.. your hips are so hott. (panting)
Terrah: (facepalm)
Jeff muse: (has pants halfway down) You took my last two Skittles? (eye twitches) Oh, you will pay dearly.
Matt muse: (biting on bottom lip, watching Jeff very closely)
Jeff muse: (gets pants down and on off) Addy, c'mere.
Edge muse: (nods and is to Jeff in a heartbeat)
Jeff muse: (stroking Edge's hair) Good boy. (looks back to Matt) Time to break Matty. Terrah, privacy.
Terrah: Damn it, no. I wanna watch! (whines)
Jeff muse: Watch on Muse Tube. I know Jeri still has those cameras in here. Out!
Terrah: Jeff, you little... (beholds arcade room) Dammit. (tries to focus back on Jeff, Edge, and Matt's bedroom.... fails) Dammit! Jeff! (off to sulk)
In PM; They can't come up with baby names for doing other moronic things.
In PM; It'd be funny if that was who Matt was watching on the TV screen... And if it was possible to strangle someone thru a TV screen, Punk would be dead! Eh, if it was possible, I'd say to hell w/ Punky and just pull Addy and Jeffy thru. Wait for Raw and pull out Matt. I can dream! Can't I?!
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RE; Anna; Have your muses been bugging you any lately? My muses have been good here lately and I guess that they was hard at work on converting the attic into a couple of bedrooms for Randy and Jericho. So that they all can have their own bedroom. Since Adam threw Randy and his belongings out of the one bedroom that they had shared. Because Randy had accidentally dumped a whole bottle of baby oil over all Adam's clothes and whatnot. Adam had got his revenge by dumping bleach on Randy's clothes and his underwear more so.
In Email; Okay.. They're more worried about Matt's pregnancy. And Jeff was screaming during the Punk vs Edge vs Jeff match. He thinks Punk's trying to steal Edge from Jeff. He's worried that Some other writer's Punk muse will try and take his Addy. I told him they weren't gonna do that, but he dun believe me. Jeff's just getting paranoid.
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RE; Anna; Hi, are you there yet? My Jeff muse has been screaming and sobbing off and on for a while now after I refused to do what he wanted me to do when I had went to the mall today earlier.
In Email; What did you refuse to do? I wasn't allowed to turn on my computer b/c it came a bad storm. Luckily it didn't last too long, or damage anything. It was just raining and windy and had some thunder and lightning. They were afraid the lightning would hit it. I listened for once, b/c I am having such bad luck I was not taking chances. I hit my toe three times yesterday in the same spot on various objects-- a buggy, then my stand-up mirror, then a foldout table that was in the hallway-- I ended up cutting it open. It's the damn mole people I tell ya! They're after me!
RE; Anna; Oh, he started harping like crazy because the mall had got a tattoo, piercing parlor place and it was in the middle of my favorite stores. And everytime I had to walk by it he started screaming, 'go get a tattoo and your lip pierced'.
In Email; Ah, muses and their urges.
No one, but Jeff muse, believes me about the Mole People! Meh.. Imma have to use my own imagination to write out that scene. Damn Psycho Jeff.. not letting me watch (pouts)
Matt muse: I still want my cookie.
Terrah: Um, when we started w/ this M-Preggers thing, you weren't supposed to have junk food. Then Fae started giving you chocolate.. and now you're driving me crazy with begging for cookies. It's not my fault we don't have any.
Edge muse: Yeah, Terrah, out of all the shit that exists in this head, there are no cookies.
Hunter muse: Yeah, and preggo man is driving us nuts.
Matt muse: I wants cookie! COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!
Edge/Hunter muses: (wince and cover ears)
Terrah: Matty..? (sighs) No.
Matt muse: (blinks and looks all pouty, puckering lips) Please.. (sniffles and begins batting eyes)
Terrah: Aw, that's too cute.. (gushes over cuteness) No.
Matt muse: (growls and stomps foot) I. Want. A. Cookie.
Jeff muse: There are no cookies.
Matt muse: (whines childishly) There has to be!
Terrah: And why is that?
Matt muse: B/c I want one.
Hunter muse: (sarcasm) Great logic. Brilliant thinking.
Matt muse: (grabs Hunter muse by collar) Listen you long nose Tucan Sam wannabe, if I don't get my cookie, Imma make Jeff believe you're trying to steal Addy so he will murder you. (glares at Hunter sinisterly)
Hunter muse: (gulps) Matt.. you're sorta scaring me.
Terrah: (giggles) Matt has become Jeff, how cute.
Matt muse: (releases Hunter)
Hunter muse: (to Jeff) I'd watch him very closely if I were you. O.o (quietly leaves)
Matt muse: I WANT COOKIE! I WANT..
Miz muse: (hands Matt a cookie) Here, here, take it (wincing) Please, just stop yelling.. My head's klilling me.
Jeff muse: (twitches as Matt takes cookie) You had that this whole time?
Miz muse: Well.. um..? (grins sheepishly) Sorta.. Hehe..
Jeff muse: (growls and gets out zapper, pressing red button)
Miz muse: (screams as he is shocked) That's not fair, Jeff. I gave him one of my cookies.
Matt muse: (obliviously, happily munching on cookie)
Jeff muse: One? (eyes twitches) You had MORE?!
Miz muse: (gulps and hollers as he's shocked again)
Terrah: (rubs temples) Okay, that's enuff of that, guys. At least Matt maybe will shut up now.