A/N: So here is another drabble.

Sitting in a restaurant on a date? Good.

Sitting in a restaurant while your date flirts with the waitress, who didn't realize who you were? Not good.

Scaring the waitress as you stand up menacingly? Good.

Slapping the waitress? Fun.

Kissing your date til he forgets his name? Better.

With that Elphaba finished her list.

End Drabble