This will just be a series of pointless events. Short. Short stories if you will.

This is PRE-HBP

I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTER! ALL J.K.ROWLINGS!

THE PLOT IS MINE THOUGH!

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(Head Girl's Dorm)

(Hermione's looking in the mirror and has pimp glasses on)

"Heh. Yeah...yeaaaaah man." Hermione said and left her room on her pimp cane.

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I don't know why. I'm the greatest dancer.