So, I haven't updated this in a while! Sorry, I got stuck on Those Nephilim Days, but now that's over I can do some on here before going on with the next sequel in that series.

I am buzzing today. I've been doing herbalife for a month and with this month's update, I've gotten some thermo pills. I took one, did my 20 minute bike ride, did some planking (my wellness coach gave us an April challenge yesterday. Not an April fools. I told her I ate an entire pizza after work and gained 5 pounds, which was one! Took her ages to get the joke, lol) and now I'm on overdrive and my sister's stolen the shower. So here I am. I should get on with it, because this is probably now longer than the drabble!


'Do you ever wish we had different transportation?'

'Are you saying you don't love Baby?'

'No, just, don't you feel flabby sometimes? Don't you want to, I don't know, rollerblade or something once in a while?'

'What are you, Forrest Gump? How about you rollerblade from California to Idaho and I'll work on about fifty cases in between.'

'It wouldn't hurt us to be healthy, Dean.'

'It wouldn't hurt you, I think it would kill me.'

'You could come with me when I go jogging sometime?'

'Ew, why? Anyway, they say sex is a good exercise. I think I'll stick to my current routine.'

'I don't want to think about you having sex. Ever.'

'You might pick up some good tips, Sammy.'

'Can we drop this topic now?'

'Don't be such a prude.'

'I'm not a prude, I just think that there are some things we shouldn't over share.'

'Do you remember when you were telling me about you and Ruby and all you did was over share? I got images that I never want to revisit.'

'So this is what, revenge?'

'Dude, you got graphic. All I said was that it was a good work out. But really, I'm not going to share my moves with you.'

'Can we talk about maybe anything else?'

'Like what?'

'I don't know, just anything else!'

'Like Pie?'

'Dean, I'm pretty sure you make sex noises when you eat pie.'

'Is that why you leave the room when I eat it?'

'Pretty much.'

'Great. Every time you annoy me, I'm gonna eat me some pie.'