Written for monster madness on the LJ group good__evil. Prompt-centaur
"I think we should add the ability to make ourselves into centaurs to the list." Jonathon said spinning in the swivel chair.
"That would be so cool!" "That is so lame." Andrew and Warren replied at the same time.
"No think about it, we'd be taller than our enemies, we'd be able to trample them, plus with four legs we'd never lose our balance!"
"Yeah and you'd probably end up crossed with a pony so you'd still be shorter than anyone else." Warren snickered.
"Fine! I'll do it on my own. And I won't be crossed with a stupid pony."