Author's Note: I just wrote this because I was bored. Keep in mind that this is not an actual chapter of The Apartment or its sequel, it's just kind of a spoof-like thing.
Julie's people dragged five more people (things?) into the apartment. Looking around with bewildered looks on their faces were the Burger King, Edward Cullen, Mario, the reds M and M, and Spongebob Squarepants.
"How is that even possible?" Chris pondered, looking at Spongebob.
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm rea-." Spongebob stopped abruptly and started choking. "Water!" His yellow complexion quickly turned white as he keeled over and died. He quickly turned to dust and flaked away. As the sun streamed through the window, Edward Cullen started sparkling. Julie hisses at the bright light.
"Fuck! He's brighter than a disco ball!" I said and snatched Wesker's sunglasses. "Much better. Hey, I feel cool now!"
"Give me-what the hell is that?" The Burger King was staring at Wesker with its creepy, glazed over, plastic face. Leon took one look at this face of fear and almost pissed himself. Wesker was so mesmerized by the King that he didn't even notice him reaching into his pocket and taking his wallet. He stuck some money in the wallet and put it back.
"Reverse pick-pocketing!" Ada shouted. The King turned and stared at her. "Hey, can I have a Big Mac?" The King's face contorted with rage as he tackled Ada to the ground and stabbed her in the eye with a very hot French fry. Ada screamed. "What'd I do?!"
"Burger King has Whoppers, not Big Macs," Claire explained. There was another scream off in the shadows as Julie started eating the giant M & M. Mario was running around in circles while shouting random, yet somehow obscene-sounding remarks in Italian.
A/N: Very. Random. So. Bored. But do review I'm still working on the first chapter of the sequel, but I've got a few extras done that I'll post first.