Hunger Games Part 25!
I accidently deleted all of my writing for this chapter so here it is again!
I look down over the edge of the cornucopia where transgender bodies litter the ground. I hop down and walk over to the boy Rue and kneel down next to it. I snap my fingers in front of its face a few times to make sure that he's dead. All of the sudden he grasps my wrist, "He's…soooo…..annoying!" I know instantly who she's talking about, Peeta. I pull out my machine gun and shoot it repeatedly in the face. "Please," a voice says, "end my misery!" I walk over to Cato who is on the ground completely untouched. "What are you talking about? You're fine!" I say. "The beast's scream has doomed me my love," he says. Why does it seem that only the sociopaths go for me? "Please, end it quick!" he begs. "Do you know me at all?" I scream. I bludgeon him to death with my fist laughing my head off! His cannon fires. I haven't been able to bludgeon someone in weeks!
"Ok, someone better get me out of this arena before he finds a knife buried in his face!" I scream at the Game Makers. I hear the strange sound of knock-off designer shoes, the gangling of chunky jewelry, and the smell of cheap perfume. I turn around and see the cast of Jersey Shore coming towards me. "What are you freaks doing here?" I ask. "We here ta make sha u gots da news!" says Snookie. "What, the news that too much tanning is illegal?" I ask. "No dats was last week! We gots a little Situation!" she says. "There's a new rule, only one of ya's can win," says the Situation. Peeta falls off the Cornucopia, "What do you mean?" he asks. "I mean what I said you's gots a prob wid dat?" yells Snookie. "Actually no I don't," I say. "Well, I guess we'll be on our's way," says Paulie D. "I have a better Idea!" I say. I walk up and pour gasoline all over them. I light a match and toss that in too. They go up like fire works on New Years! "Katniss, you fiend!" cries Peeta. "What, Jersey Shore burns twice as fast as Jerseylicious," I say.
Peeta throws a knife down, "I can't kill you Katniss!" "Good, then this should be easy," I say sharpening an ax. "No, I'll do it myself," he says taking it. "WAIT! I need some popcorn!" I say. "Trust me this won't be much…plus you don't need the carbs," "…Hey!" He takes the ax and holds it above his head. He chops down hard on my left arm which flies off! "What the fart monkeys! I thought you were going to kill yourself!" I shout. "I was, I guess I don't have very good aim." I jump on him and start beating him with my severed arm. "Stopppppp!" yells the Speaker's voice. "At this rate you'll both die! We've decided to make you both victors!" says Claudius Templesmith. A helicopter lands and an emergency team runs out and carries me and my appendage away. I try hitting them with my arm stump but it's no use! Haymitch is there, "Hey kid great jo-Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" I bight his face off! Men in black try and inject me with something but manage to break off the tip of the needle with my mouth and spit it into one of their eyes! "This chick is insane!" screams a paramedic. I kick him in the nuts and he falls to the ground where he's trampled. They finally get me into the copter where I'm strapped to a bed. I can do nothing when they tazer me unconscious.
I wake up in a weird hospital room where a bunch of little orange men are working on me. My arm is now back but I have a really bad head ache. "What happened?" I ask. "Well, one of our new associates sowed your arm to your head. But don't worry, he was shot out back," says one little midget to me. "Oh," I say feeling a bit better. I notice that all my scratches are disappearing! Even the ones where Prim stabbed me, and my Jerry Springer tattoo
A strange blue man walks in the room, "Hello Katniss, I'm Annic!" he says. "That's Cinna spelled backwards!" I say. "Yea, you're such a smart cookie!" he says. I start gnawing on my arm. "NOT LITERRALLY! MY GOSH!" he shouts. I put my arm down. I point at him, "I'm gonna kill you when they unchain me," I say in a four year old voice. "I know…my brother signed me up for this," he says. "Does your brother hate you?" I ask. "Yes." "So why are you here?" I ask moving my head from one shoulder to the other. "Are you alright?" he asks. "Yea it's just the medicine, don't worry I'm used to it," I say smiling. "Well, I'm here because I'm your new," he gulps, "designer." I cough up an organ. "My goodness, should I get a doctor?" he asks. "Na, it's not mine," I say. He doesn't respond. "Why do I need a designer? And why are you such a butt head?" I ask. "You need a designer because you and Peeta will be crowned Victor today. And um, I don't feel comfortable answering the other question," he says. Suddenly the bars on my bed unlatch. I look up at Annic. "Now Katniss I know what you're thinking but," he sprints for the door. I'm already there when he reaches the handle. "Any last words?" I ask. "I hate my brother!" he yells. I chuck him out the window.
There's screaming from below when Annic hits the ground. I stand on the window sill. The people go silent when they see me and I wonder why. I look down and see that I'm wearing only a sheet, "What, Miley Cyrus did it?" I scream. Then I jump off the thirty story building and start a steady dive to the ground! I do a few flips and then hit the concrete. "She's dead!" someone cries. All of the sudden the puddle of Katniss came back into human form that is myself, "Did I mention I can regenerate?" They all shake their heads no. Then I start spinning really fast in a circle with my arms spread out slapping whoever is around. I feel a sharp pain in my leg and I pass out. To Be Continued!