Hello all! I'm very happy to see such good ideas (especially those of you who were clever and used last names too) and remember if you come up with anything else there's still plenty of time! Until September 19! -Lokitty
Group: Tony, Clint, Loki, Thor
Thor: FRIENDS. I HAVE BEGUN THIS MESSAGING OF THE GROUP FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MATTER.
Tony: What's up Thor?
Thor: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DEFILING MY BROTHER.
Loki: THOR. I TOLD YOU THIS WAS NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
Clint: Have defiled in the past, am not currently defiling.
Tony: I'm not 'defiling' anyone
Tony: Wait
Tony: Clint?
Tony: Wtf.
Clint: What? It was a one-time thing! We were drunk and lonely.
Thor: YES I AM VERY AWARE OF YOUR PAST WITH MY BROTHER MAN WITH EYES SIMILAR TO THOSE OF A HAWK.
Loki: Thor just stop. This isn't your business!
Thor: AH BUT IT IS. YOU ARE MY BABY BROTHER. I MUST PROTECT YOU FROM THE DANGERS OF LOVE.
Clint: Loki's in love!? Eeeeeeee
Clint: Wait Tony lied. They're together. Loki and Tony sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. THEN SEX!
Loki: CLINT!
Thor: STARK.
Tony: I'm running away now.
Loki: THOR DO NOT TOUCH HIM.
Thor: ADMIT YOU LOVE HIM AND I SHALL LET HIM GO FREE.
Tony: You love me?
Clint: Love = SEX
Loki: Oh grow up Barton.
Clint: WHO IS THIS BARTON U SPEAK OF. I AM BATMAN.
Tony: Oh for fucks sake
Loki: THAT IS IT. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. CLINT. SHUT UP. THOR YES I DO LOVE STARK. STARK. SHUT UP.
Tony: :D
Clint: ...
Thor: THANK YOU BROTHER. I SHALL GO NOW.
Clint: The hel just happened.
Loki: Don't use my daughters name.
Clint: U HAVE KIDS!?
Loki: ...
A/N: Wheeeee thanks for reading. Also I just wanted to say that since only one name will be picked (for each pairing) please don't be butthurt if it's not yours. You all have had great ideas so far, it's just a matter of which was the cutest! (In my opinion :3) love you.