Here is this story. Once again i am trying to get this done before school. :D
I do not own Naruto.
It has been a week after Suki and Tomo have been born. All this stuff about a treaty is… crazy… But everyone is staying at my house now! Me, Deidara, Suki, and Tomo in one room. Sasori and Tobi. Leader, Konan, and Rose. Itachi and Kisame. Neji and Gaara. Hidan gets the attic.
Suki has blonde hair with my eyes. She looks more like me but she is starting to act like Deidara… Suki LOVES Sasuke though. Sasuke calls Suki his favorite girl. When ever he is over, she only wants to be with him.
Tomo has blonde hair with my eyes. He looks more like Deidara but acts like me… He LOVES Ino. She spoils him rotten.
So this is bad… They both LOVE Kisame, Gaara, Nejis hair, and Hinata. Rose and Little Asuma always come over for play dates.
But me and my family are leaving to go visit Deidaras mom and sisters soon.
Everyone was out, the only ones in the house where, me, Naruto, Suki, Tomo, Deidara, and Sasuke. The boys where playing with the babies while i was making lunch.
DEIDARAS POV:
RING.
RING.
RING.
"Some one get the door!" Sakura called from the kitchen.
"I got it, yeah." I said walking to the front door. I opened it to find a short women with purple hair and blue eyes standing at the door. "Can i help you, yeah?"
"Is Sakura here?" She asked getting to the point.
"Who are you, yeah?" I asked
"I should be asking you the same thing." She said glaring at me.
"I'm Deidara. Now your name, yeah."
"My name is Leiko arrogant Haruno." She said "Now is Sakura here?"
"Who is at the door?" Sakura asked
"Does that answer your question, yeah?" I asked as i answered Sakura "Its Leiko Haruno. She wants to see you yeah!"
"What the hell does she want?" Sakura asked
"To talk." She said
"To talk, yeah." I said to Sakura.
"Bring her into the living room. Make sure she doesn't hurt the kids!" Sakura said as i let Leiko in and showed her to the living room.
"Hello." She said to Naruto and Sasuke. They glared and grabbed the two kids. Sakura walked in "Sakura."
"Mother." Sakura said grabbing Suki from Sasuke
"These my grandchildren?" Leiko asked eyeing them.
"Yes, now what do you want?" Sakura asked getting to the point. I walked over to Sasuke and asked whats wrong.
"Thats Sakura's mother if you couldn't tell. Her mother is a bitch. She never cared about Sakura. And when ever she visits… that means something is bad." Sasuke said
"What do you think is wrong, yeah?" I asked
"Its rude to talk when other people are talking!" Leiko said
"Oh shut up mom!" Sakura said "Now get to the point."
"Who is the father?" She asked looked at the babies then me and Naruto.
"Why should is matter to you?" Sakura asked glaring
"I should know." Leiko said
"Its Deidara." Sakura said "Now leave."
"You should have gotten someone better." Leiko said
"Whats that mean, yeah?" I asked
"Your not even from here!" She began "And i don't think you have any money to your name!"
"So what if i don't, yeah." I said as she glared at me "My family was fine without money."
"Oh please!" Leiko said "You should have gone with someone like Gaara or Sasuke. They are good men."
"Oh shut your mouth mother." Sakura said and handed me Suki "Like i said before, i am going to live my life without you in it. So turn your ass around and leave!"
"I raised you better." Leiko said standing her ground
"You didn't raise me at all!" Sakura snapped
"Leiko." Naruto said "Leave."
"You will never be apart of my kids lives." Sakura said as she grabbed Leiko and pushed her out the door "And if you havent noticed, i am living fine on my own! I have a good job, a family, nice man i love, friends, and people that love me. All because of my doing and the help from other people. And the only place i see you in, thats the people that held me down."
"Just like your father." Leiko said as she started to walk away
"At least dad had class and wasn't a total ass!" Sakura said as she shut the door.
"That was…" I began "Akward, yeah."
"She is some one you shouldn't worry about." Sakura said
"What did your father look like?" Naruto asked
"My father had white hair with green eyes." Sakura said
"Says a lot." Sasuke said putting Suki back down and began to make her dance.
"Oh please don't, yeah." I said as they looked at me "Sasori does that to both of them with his chakra strings, yeah."
"Sasori is always making things puppets." Sakura said "Im so glad i don't have a chicken…"
Well…" I began "Sasori went out to go buy some today while everyone went to the market, yeah."
"Oh god…" Sakura said. Then we heard screaming coming from town.
"Sasori makes dead chickens come alive and has them attack Hidan and Kisame, yeah." I said as Neji walked in.
"Hey guys." Neji said "Did you hear the screaming?"
"Kisame and Hidan maybe." Sakura said "Sasori got more chickens."
"Explains it." Neji said sitting down withus and then Tomo started to pull his hair "Why do they only like my hair!"
"Better then mine, yeah." I said as they all laughed when Suki pulled my hair
"So when are you guys leaving?" Neji asked as he lifted Tomo in the air
"Tomorrow." Sakura said walking in and handing us each sandwiches. "I leave Neji, Sasuke, and Gaara in charge. Naruto, don't eat Kisame."
"Sorry…" He mumbled something about fish and ramen.
"I am going to go back." She said walking upstairs.
"So why are you going to visit your mom?" Sasuke asked as he was hanging Suki upside down and swinging her
"Sakura wanted to visit her and i guess i just wanted to make sure she is ok, yeah." I said as i was rattling Sukis rattle. And i heard Rose that crying "I got her." I said running to get Rose. I walked down stairs with her as the three kids started to play.
"Were is Little Asuma?" Neji asked
"Sleeping." Sasuke said after throwing Suki in the air a few times making her laugh.
"Why does she love you, yeah?" I asked Sasuke
"She is my favorite girl in the world." Sasuke said as Suki laughed "Sh! Don't tell your mom, but you are much prettier."
"I heard that!" We heard Sakura yell and laughed.
"Sorry Sakura." Sasuke said "But Suki is mine."
"As long as she is safe and all, i don't care." Sakura said "Deidara. Come get Little Asuma. I heard him start to wake up when i walked up stairs."
"Got it, yeah." I said as i walked up and got little Asuma.
"So whats it like being a father?" Naruto asked
"Its… tiring…" I said "But its fun so far, yeah."
"Why? Sasuke asked Naruto
"I might ask Hinata to marry me." Naruto said
"Aw!" Sakura said walking down stairs
"Fine with me." Neji said "Hurt her… i will kill you."
"Same here, yeah." I said
During the time i been here, Hinata and i became friends.
"What time is it?" Sakura asked
"It is almost 9." Sasuke said as the Akatsuki members came walking in with Temari, Hinata, and Ino.
"Bout time!" Sakura said
"Aw!" Temari said "Look at all the boys play with the babies!"
"You just wish your son liked you as much as he likes Deidara over there." Neji said.
So Shika and Temari had Little Asuma. But Little Asuma loves me the most out of everyone.
Konan and Leader had Rose. But Rose is in love with Hinata and Naruto.
Me and Sakura had Suki. But Suki loves Sasuke.
Me and Sakura also had Tomo. But Tomo loves Nejis hair and Ino.
"Oh shut up." Temari said as she grabbed Little Asuma from me "Time to go home baby boy! Thanks for watching him guys."
We said good bye as she left.
"Let me see my little man!" Ino said as she grabbed Tomo "Aw you are to cute! You are my favorite guy in the whole world! How can Forehead have such a cute kid like you?"
"How can he love a pig like you! Sakura asked as we all laughed. Ino gave Neji Tomo back.
"C-can i see R-rose?" Hinata asked Naruto who he gave her… her. "Hey girl! You are so cute! Your momma is a lucky one! And make sure you don't break your daddies heart!"
"She better not…" Leader mumbled
"Thanks for watching her guys." Konan said as she grabbed Rose from Hinata when she was done with her.
"It was fun." Naruto said standing up "Well me and Hinata have a date. See you guys tomorrow!"
"I am going to bed…" Kisame said
"Chickens?" I asked Sasori
"No…" Hidan said
"He used fish." Itachi said
"Look!" Sasuke said pointing to Itachi "Its the ice cube! Suki, go make him smile!"
"You are so mean…" Itachi said as he grabbed Suki from Sasuke
"Well… i have to go." Sasuke said after giving me a hug "See you tomorrow."
"How was the trip to the market?" Sakura asked as everyone sat and channel surfed. I was playing with Suki and Tomo on the floor with Hidan, Neji, and Gaara.
"Its was fine!" Tobi yelled "Tobi got Sakura-chan cookies!"
"Thanks Tobi!" Sakura said grabbing the cookie,
"So are you guys ready to leave tomorrow?" Kisame asked handing me some money.
"Yes and thanks." I said with a smile
"You will come back right?" Sasori asked
"No… We wont." I began "We are going off to the land of unicorns and fireworks for the kids."
"Oh my raccoon…" Gaara said I got that from ProfesserFudge. Hha i love that now.
"As much as i would love to go there for the fireworks, yeah." Deidara began grabbing a now sleepy Suki "I would end up killing all the unicorns."
"Thats just mean." I said
"Hell i would to." Hidan said
"And Gaara?" I asked him, he looked up at me from playing with Tomo "How long are you staying here?"
"Not much longer. I have to go back to my village to get ready for the on coming war." He said as he handed me Tomo "So maybe in like a few days."
"That sucks." I said "Neji, you don't mind staying here until we get back right?"
"I don't mind." He said "Isn't Sasuke and Naruto staying here anyways?"
"I don't think Sasuke is but Naruto yeah." I said "You can move into my room while we are gone."
"Thanks." Neji said
"Guys listen." I said as they all looked at me "I leave Gaara, Neji, Itachi, and Sasuke in charge."
"No fair!" They all said
"Think of why she picked them, yeah." Deidara said as they did. Then they all agreed.
"We should go to bed." I said as Tomo and Suki got tired "We have a long day tomorrow."
"Night you to!" Tobi said
"If one of them start crying again, i will hurt someone!" Hidan yelled as a shoe then hit his head. We walked to our room and put Suki and Tomo in there small beds next to us.
"How is being a father for a week?" I asked him.
"Shut up and sleep, yeah." He mumbled
"You are so mean you know that right?" I asked him as he smirked
"I love you, yeah."
"I love you to." I said with a sigh
"He always says that when he doesn't want to get into trouble." I said to Inner
"He picked that up from Sasori." Inner said
"Good point… I have to get him for that later."
"You know he will just scream 'I love you Sakura!' and you will go and tackle him in a hug because he used his cute face."
"AW! That face is so cute!"
"Thats why its evil!"
"You think everything is evil."
"So? Should i name our hit list?"
"Go ahead…"
"Kabuto. Mom. Dad, for running away. Kakashi, for stealing our cookie. Gaara, for showing off on how to make a sand castle. Naruto, for stealing all our ramen. The ice cream guy, for giving us the wrong ice cream. Deidara, for making us fat. Sasori, for inventing the cute face. Itachi, for stealing all the dangos. Kisame, for kicking our ass in sword fighting."
"I get it!"
"Well. Good night!"
"Night…" I thought as i fell into a dreamless sleep.
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT:
"Sakura, yeah." Deidara said as Tomo started crying "Your turn…"
"Fuck you…" I said getting up and walking to Tomo. I picked him up "Don't cry baby."
"Is he wide awake, yeah?" Deidara asked from bed
"A little." I yawned and began to sing Its a really old song. Its called The Bird Song. Not sure who made it tho.
"Hi says the blackbird, sitting on a chair,
Once i courted a lady fair;
She proved fickle and turned her back,
And ever since then I'm dressed in black.
Hi says the blue-jay as she flew,
If i was a young man I'd have two;
If one proved fickle and chanced for to go,
I'd have a new string to my bow.
Hi says the leather winged bat,
I will tell you a reason that,
The reason that I fly in the night
Is because i lost my heart's delight.
Hi says the little mourning dove,
I'll tell you how to gain her love;
Court her night and court her day,
Never give her time to say 'O nay.'
Hi says the woodpecker sitting on a fence,
Once i courted a handsome wench;
She proved fickle and from me fled,
And ever since then my heads been red."
"Is he asleep, yeah?" Deidara asked as i put Tomo back in bed.
"Yes." I said as i laid down in bed and he pulled me close.
"You always surprise me when you sing like that, yeah." He said
"Good or bad?"
"Good, yeah." He said
"Thats a good thing." I said as we both went back to sleep.
MORNING:
"I am so happy that Tomo only woke up once last night." I said "Suki almost did."
"Me to…" Hidan said "Were you singing last night?"
"Yeah." I said
"Thats a good voice you have there." Kisame said "I was wondering if it was always you."
"Thanks." I said with a smile "We better get going guys. They might be already be at the gate."
"Lets go then." Itachi said as we all started walking to the gate.
"This is going to be a long ride, yeah…" Deidara wined
"Be a man!" Kisame said
"I don't want the kids to be crying the whole time." I said "Good thing we are taking someone with us."
"Who are we taking, yeah?" Deidara asked
"Well it is either going to be Hinata, Ino, or Kiba." I said
"I thought it was Sasuke or Hinata." Leader said
"It would be one of you guys but you don't want to walk." I said as they rolled there eyes.
"Sakura!" Naruto yelled as we neared the gate
"Hey guys!" I said as i hugged everyone "Who is going with us?"
"Its me or Hinata." Sasuke said as he grabbed Suki
"This is a tufty…" I said "Suki loves Sasuke and Tomo loves Hinata…"
"I-i don't mind g-going." Hinata said as she grabbed Tomo.
"What do you think Deidara?" I asked
"Im sure Sasuke would want to stay here so he can help with the war, yeah. " he began "But i am sure Hinata wants to stay here with Naruto, yeah." He winked as she blushed
"I vote Hinata to go!" Neji said as he knew what the last comment ment.
"He has a point." Sasuke said
"T-this is great." Hinata said
"I am sorry Suki." Sasuke said to her "I wont be able to see you for a long time." She started to wine "But I wont forget you. You are my favorite girl." She laughed
"I swear… its creepy how she acts when Sasuke says that…" I said
"Bye Suki." Sasuke said as he handed me her.
"Don't cry Sasuke." I began "I am sure that you will see each other again."
"I know." He said.
"Bye guys!" They all said as we started walking off.
"Don't kill Deidara Sakura!" Sasori said "He can get annoying on trips!"
"Oh shut up, yeah!" He yelled as he hit Sasori in the head with a rock,
"You are so nice…: Hinata said
"Its weird." I began "You never stutter around me and Deidara. Why everyone else?"
"Im shy when im with family and friends. And you to i trust all the way." she said as Deidara trapped her in a hug
"Aw, little Hinata isn't shy around us, yeah." He said as she blushed
"This is going to be one hell of a walk." I said
"Its going to be at least three days, yeah." He said as we went on walking.
Naruto people:
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