So KHR and HP don't belong to me, I just using premade characters with flaws and strengths already in them then twisting them into something flanderised or mary sued.

So...hi everyone! I know it's been like almost a year since I last updated, which really sucks for everyone. So here is the next chapter for Bel Box!

Next chapter is a special AU chapter that you can probably just ignore since it has no baring to the story plot but something I wanted to happen since it's chapter 26, which is Fran's fanon shorthand number!

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Chapter 25: love~ love~ potion~!

Harry regretted it.

He so regretted asking Sirius what Billywigs and Fwoopers were.

Actually he never wanted to hear about those things again.

Whose idea was it anyway to use Billywigs and Fwoopers are sexual symbols for males and females anyway?!

This was worse than any torture that Professor Fran placed upon him because it was his own Godfather telling him awkwardly how sex works both with females and males and non-being beings of all species. (Harry does not want to know how Sirius knew about these things. NEVER.)

All Harry wanted to do was curl up in his bed and sleep forever until he thinks this was all a dream.

Besides he already knew what sex was, he just didn't know what…fellatio was. He needed that image out of his head now.

Though if Cho Chang was doing it…NO! He does not need that image. Not now…hopefully later but not now.

There were just some things that needed a time and place, and wanking fantasies were defiantly one of them.

Harry sighed as he took a bite out of some of the biscuits the twins gave him for thinking Molly was having an affair, after he explained fully about everything of course.

One would think that eating those biscuits were a bad idea. One would think correctly.

Harry was not one of those people.

He blacked out.

And woke up with Professor Snape right. Up. In. His. Face.

Holy Merlin's beard!

Harry let out a little scream, not many people would want to wake up with Professor Snape in their face.

In fact you could probably count how many people would want that on a single hand.

'Potter! Do you remember what happened?' barked Snape. Harry was more than a little confused and scared at this point.

More than a little. Try hysterical. Yeah, hysterical was a good word for what Harry was feeling currently.

'W-what? What are you talking about? I just blacked out!' said Harry panicked. What if Voldemort took over him?! Oh Merlin, oh Merlin, dear God. IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

'Did Voldemort take over my body? Are we in war? What happened?!' said Harry quickly. Snape hissed.

'Don't say his name you stupid child! And why would you think the Dark Lord would take over your body, we're not in war,' said Snape harshly.

'You were poisoned,' said Snape. Harry felt his mouth drop. Would Voldemort go so far as to kill him through poison instead of a huge battle?

'H-how?' said Harry shakily.

'Mr and Mr Weasley decided that it was a good idea to poison you with an experimental poison,'

'They're working with Voldemort?!' yelled Harry. T-this couldn't be happening. The twins were part of the Weasley family, they'd ever go to the dark side! (Percy didn't ever count. He never acted like a Weasley.)

'No, you insufferable brat, they're not working for the Dark Lord,' snapped Snape.

'So they're not working with Voldemort, then why did they poison me?' asked Harry. This didn't make sense.

'They were getting their revenge against you for implying some things about their mother. The poison was a fast acting love potion that they created, it cost me about two days to figure out how they made it and how to cure you. Mr and Mr Weasley weren't that inclined to say what they put into the potion, which made it difficult considering everything,'

'W-who did I fall-er pretend to fall in love with?' Harry asked hesitantly.

'You fool! Did you pay attention to any of my potion classes? Don't answer that, of course you didn't. You don't pretend that you fall in love with a person or being but actually fall in love with them,'

'Please don't tell me I fell in love with Professor Umbridge or Professor Dumbledore,' said Harry weakly. The thought of him trying to -urgh. Yeah, no. He was never going to do anything there with Professors Umbridge or Dumbledore, in fact he didn't want to do anything with any of the professors.

Snape seemed to smirk as he watched Harry. It was damn creepy but that was Snape all around.

'Ah. Second in Command number two. You came back. Now you can make a proper man out of me. Although I'm not too sure that Bel-senpai would be very happy with that. Bel-senpai likes to ruin my life by just being around.' said Professor Fran out of no fucking where standing behind Snape.

How does he keep doing that? wondered Harry as he stared at where Professor Fran was standing. He has to stop doing that, why does he keep doing that anyway? He wasn't even a vampire or anything, those his looks were handsome in a cute type of way...

Wait. Wait. What?

What in Merlin's name did he just think?

'What?' asked Harry weakly, still reeling over what in Merlin's left pant leg brain?!

'The person who you fell in love with was Professor Fran,' sneered Snape quite obviously still doubting how Professor Fran got the job he always wanted while he was...the way he was.

'It's alright. Shark Bait Commander number two. We can still plan our marriage. You were very romantic. Flowers and everything. It was very tiresome after a while. You were very enthusiastic. Does your ass still hurt. I too was very enthusiastic with you.' Was it Harry or did Professor Fran's monotone starting to sound sarcastic?

Harry felt like fainting. This was worse than Dumbledore or Umbridge. This was Professor Fran.

Actually going back to sleep was a very good idea because obviously this was some huge nightmare that Harry was going to laugh about in ten years and pretend never happened and since when was Professor Fran cute?!

Harry could feel the Goosebumps forming along his back and legs.

Yes, going back to sleep was the correct answer to everything.

When Harry woke up again he was in his dorm bed.

Thank Merlin for small miracles thought Harry as he went to the bathroom to wash his face.

Harry smelled his clothes, he smelled of...was that sage and some flowery thing? Since when did he smell like a herb and flowers? It was actually quite a nice smell all things considering...he needed a shower. Quite obviously he was still sleepy and needed to take a shower, scrub himself raw and wash his face with cold water.

When Harry came down he felt like everyone was staring at him. What time was it?

'Hey, mate, how are you feeling?' asked a familiar voice from somewhere beyond his vision. The crowd parted for the person, or rather persons, to reveal Ron and Hermione.

'I'm fine? Why are you asking me that?' said Harry more than slightly confused, which bleed into his voice making each sentence a question and each question a hysterical question.

Hermione rushed to him in what seemed to almost be a fit of desperation to hold him arm's length and look him over as if checking for something.

'Hermione, Hermione, what's wrong? Are you okay?' asked Harry. Was it him or was everyone staring at him? Was Fred making weird hand gestures? It was almost as if he was making the hand gesture for...fellatio...nope. Harry was going to ignore that. Firmly ignoring.

'I should be the one asking you that! How are you feeling? Are you alright? Did it work?' asked Hermione in a barrage of questions. Maybe Hermione was an interrogator in a past life?

'What do you mean did it work?' asked Harry. This was more than confusing and more into terrifying.

'The cure! Did the cure work?'

'What do you mean did the cure work? What cure?'

'Oi, mate, what do you think about Professor Fran?' asked Ron. Hermione hit him in the arm and gave him the look to which Ron yelped in pain.

'You can't just ask him that! Oh, but Harry can you tell us what you think about Professor Fran?'

What? Why? What is happening here? Why ask that out of the blue?

'Er- he's weird?'

'And?' asked Hermione.

'He's frustrating?' Harry could actually hear the question marks in his voice.

'And?' asked Hermione sharply. Defiantly a interrogator in a past life or maybe a teacher or doctor?

'He places weird hexes on students then claims that he did nothing? - ' At Hermione's pointed look he continued on.

' - he likes to torture people through pineapples? He gives people stupid nicknames? He's also rude and nobody seems to like him? -'

'You hear that, Ron? It worked! The cure worked!'

'What's this all about?' asked Harry. It was almost as if the dre-nightmare (it was a nightmare just to clarify) was real but that couldn't happen, dre-nightmares don't come true! Harry was pointedly ignoring the time he saved Mr Weasley from Nagini's venom.

'Oh! You don't remember but you fell in love with Professor Fran! It was terrible! We couldn't stop you from running to him to, well, profess your love to him and give him flowers. Luckily for everyone after a while Professor Fran got annoyed at you sprouting...your plans to marry him and he kept throwing you down to the ground and other things like that,' said Hermione.

Taking one look at his face she quickly went on talking.

'It's okay, Harry, it's not as bad as it seems! The Weasley twins took full responsibility for putting a experimental love potion into your food! So everyone knows that it wasn't really you doing those things!'

Harry hung his head and turned right back around.

'Wait! Harry, where are you going?' asked Hermione.

'Back to bed and hopefully this nightmare will go away,' said Harry as he went back to his shared bedroom.

He was never going to be able to ask out Cho like this. Also what Hermione said made some sense as to why his ass hurts.

In the dark a certain teal haired, which in normal human standards couldn't possibly be natural and nobody will ever know whether or not it is natural apart from possibly two or four people, was writing a letter.

It was a perfectly normal letter.

To an psychopathic murderer, which happened to be perfectly normal. Honestly.

The letter itself was normal. It had dear at the top and from at the bottom and had content that including more than swear words or yo mama jokes. The fact it had content was actually quite impressive. What the letter was written on was not normal however since it was written on parchment and who uses parchment these days?

Only the Wizarding World.

Okay, so the letter wasn't that normal and the content it held in it wasn't that normal either. It was a report for the past month and what the teal haired male was doing in the Wizarding World.

The letter also had a set of instructions in the post script.

The post script had as follows:

p.s. for the fake prince of an imaginary place.

when you recieve the package that im sending over make sure you give some to the boss or second in command or the gaylord or even the lighting makes people fall in love. make sure you take pics or it didnt happen. cette mission sera rapide. je pense que je serai de retour jamais. je veux fuir et que vous êtes un faux prince stupide. un étudiant m'a demandé de l'épouser à cause des biscuits stupides.

Well, that was most of the post script before it dissolved into more French.

The handwriting of the teal haired teacher would give most English students and teachers, or any grammar based people who like to think of themselves as academics the urge to strangle Fran and teach him proper grammar like capitals and apostrophes.

Alas nobody taught Fran that much considering it was the mafia and who actually needs proper grammar as long as you could speak and read the language and also kill your target, that one was a big thing.

So I have this thing in mind that Fran smells like sage and flowers, in particular Seer's Sage and Blue Water Lillies. Both of which are known for their hallucinogenic properties! Seer's Sage also grows native in Cloud Forests, which are also known as Fog Forests, in Mexico.

So thanks to google translate you had French, Fran's native language, in this chapter!

The translated part goes roughly like: "this mission will be quick. i think i will be back never. i want to run away and you're a stupid fake prince. a student asked me to marry him because of the stupid biscuits."

Actually I'll probably put it in a side story or something so it doesn't ruin the flow of this story and makes people question "what the hell is going on here?!" so look out for that one however I won't be having an official chapter 26 in that case so the next chapter for this story would be chapter 27 instead. I'll probably put the 2nd (unofficial) ending in the side story as well since I have about 3 ending in mind and I don't want the 2nd one to be official because so many people would probably rage quit.