Chello! I made this chapter quite long, and it's just for you!

I don't own Naruto or EyeClops.

Kimiko's POV

Those sissies… I was supposed to go get OUR flashlights, BY MYSELF? IN THE DARK?

I wandered off into the darkness, trying to keep the scary thoughts out of my head. I kept my eyes closed, because it wouldn't matter how wide I opened them, it was still dark. I walked along, my hands feeling their way across the walls and doors.

My heart was beating so hard I was scared someone might hear it. My breathing was quick and more audible than normal. It was either the side effect of a panic attack, or I was still crying. I didn't really care, considering the fact no one was around to hear me or see me…

I was hoping.

When I found my room, I opened the door and I did the same thing I usually do in the light. I bumped into something then I fell over.

"Owies… Who put that there?" I asked to myself, wondering what I bumped into and why I bumped into it. I shrugged it off and crawled around until my head hit something.

My desk.

I reached up and felt around in the drawers. I found my Eye Clops night vision night scope, a couple flashlights, my glow sticks and glow jewelry I'd been saving for a special occasion, and a laser pointer. I decided to use the night scope for myself, and I would give the flashlights to everyone else.

Why do I have so many flashlights, you ask?

Because I can. That's why.

I walked along with my night vision goggles, feeling quite confident that I wasn't gonna run into anything, now that I could see my surroundings. The glow jewelry packets fit perfectly in my shorts pockets, but that left no room for the flashlights.

Of course, it occurred to me that I could put them in my cloak pockets.

I felt a sweatdrop.

When I got back to the lounge room, I could see what everyone was doing, even though they couldn't see me.

Hidan looked annoyed as hell.

Kakuzu was trying to count the change he had found under a couch cushion, but he couldn't see.

Itachi was plainly sitting there.

Kisame had a death grip on his sword.

Konan and Leader-Sama were holding hands, which seemed kind of gross to me at the time.

Zetsu and Zetsu were talking to each other using 'plant talk', the kind where only other plants and for some strange reason, I, can understand.

Tobi was sitting under the couch, curled up in a fetal position.

Deidara and Sasori were having a fight about what art this situation could be considered as.

I had to use all my will power not to burst out laughing. Then, an idea occurred to my brain.

I dropped to the floor and crawled until I was behind the couch that currently had Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi sitting on it.

I snaked under the couch. I ran my hand across the backs of their feet or lower legs, which ever was exposed more.

"HOLY CRAP!" They all yelled, jumping up and trying to get a good distance away from the couch. I held in my laughs as I crawled to the next couch, the one with Kisame, Zetsu, Kakuzu, and the love birds on it. They were questioning the 4 men who were just scared off the couch they had been sitting on, when I did the same to them.

"HOLY CRAP!" They yelled, jumping off the couch and landing on each other in a big dog pile on the floor.

That wasn't enough though. I crawled over to the couch containing a terrified Tobi.

"Hello, Tobi." I whispered behind Tobi's shaking form.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" He screamed frantically, jumping on top of the dog pile.

I didn't think I would get that reaction from him, but I couldn't hold it in anymore.

I burst out laughing so hard I almost couldn't breathe.

"Y-you guys… are s-sissies!" I yelled through my laughing fit on the floor.

"That was not funny, Kimiko!" Leader-Sama said, his head hitting the ground with a sigh of relief.

"How the hell did you know where we were?" Hidan said, the realization of how I found them hitting him.

"I have 'night vision'. I'm just awesome like that." I said, completing the dog pile.

"Do you at least have something for us like you were told?" Leader-Sama asked.

"Yes, because I'm a good girl and good girls do what they're told." I said, standing up and throwing flashlights in everyone's laps.

They turned them on and saw my night vision goggles. I was blinded by the light, so I took them off quickly.

"No fair! How come you get night vision?" Hidan asked in a child like voice.

"BECAUSE I HAD A FREAKING PANIC ATTACK IN THE BATHROOM, HIDAN. I AM FREAKING SCARED OF THE DARK, OKAY? I AM FREAKING SCARED OF THE DARK." I said, gripping his shoulders and shaking him frantically. I let go and gave him a patriotic salute before grabbing a foam padded paddle, stopping mid jump over a sofa, and looking at everyone.

"I'm going to get a snack. Who's in?" I asked, putting on my night vision goggles.

Itachi, Deidara, Zetsu, Hidan, and Kisame volunteered to come, as they were quite hungry.

"Let's do this, then." I said, jumping completely over the couch I had been posing on, and running off for the kitchen.

"I love that little B****…" I heard Hidan to himself say.

When we arrived at the kitchen, I found a half eaten cookie on the floor.

"Hey guys…" I said, turning my head and my voice getting higher for emphasis of the urgency.

"Eh? What's that?" Hidan asked, poking the cookie.

"A cookie, baka, un…" Deidara muttered.

"I freakin' know THAT… But who left it?" He shot back, punching Deidara.

"Maybe the demonic mutant thingies from hell are back for round 2!" I suggested, looking up at them.

"We had round 2 in the basement." Kisame said.

"Nuh-uh. That was round 1 for YOU GUYS. That was round 2 for me, because of the couch thing. If some HELPED me, it would've been round 2 for them too, but seeing as no one helped, I guess I'm the only one who faced round 2." I said, examining the kitchen for any signs of the dreaded creatures.

Everyone shuddered.

"By the way, how DID you know what those things were, un?" Deidara asked curiously.

"I had an encounter with them when I was 8." I said, pretending to look under the table, where no one would see me shudder at the memory.

I was about to back out from under the table, when I saw something that scared the crap out of me.

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