Total Drama Action

by Empire-of-the-East

That's right, Season 2! This is my version of Season 2! Duncan is going out with Trent, Cody likes Heather, Gwen still likes Trent, Katie is without Sadie, , Heather is still bald, Lindsay is BFF's with Beth, Justin is lead Antagonist, Owen has yet to go out with Izzy, and more will all go on in this version of TDA! Interested? Well, come on in and start reading!

25. Celebrity Manhunt's TD Reunion Special!

It was now around the time of spring break the following year after Total Drama Action, and this episode opened differently from both the normal episode, but also different from the Aftermath episodes. Most likely because it was actually for a different show entirely. This intro started with a (likely fake) video of a satellite in space, and then moving down to earth to show someone getting their waving hand stuck in a limo, then to an alley way where random hands came out of a dumpster with an iPhone to take a picture of it, which then moved to an airport with people moving about, and also where a plant piece had a sasquatcenawkwa hand come out of it to take a picture the same way. It then went to a restaurant where a man that had on a cowboy hat and business suit but looked like a middle aged Cody sat down with Heather's mother (who looked like her but wore older clothes and more 'wider' hair), before soon enough he was choking on the food, a bowl from the nearby table had a tentacle pop out of it to take picture of said event. It then showed the large black intern being punched in the nuts by an asian woman after he offended her with a racist remark, followed by him punching the other main intern in the face for holding a camera. Only after that was one of the hosts of this different show shown, a man with black hair, blue eyes and a matching black suit with a red bow-tie. His name 'Josh' then faded onto the screen. Then, the next host was shown getting her nails done before her face was revealed; a blonde woman with two sets of hair going over the shoulder while the other stayed in back, red earrings, blue eyes, and a red dress that had a small slit on the lower middle with matching heels to add to it. Her name, 'Blaineley' lit up above her as she did a pose for her intro shot. Only after that did the logo for this show appear, a magnifying glass over a walk-of-fame star with foot prints going over it, and then finally the episode would be fading to Blaineley and Josh sitting at their desk as part of their show.

"Hey there Celebrity lovers!", Josh started, "Welcome to a new and special edition of Celebrity Manhunt!"

"Tonight is the night we've been waiting for all year!", Blaineley added in, "The Gemmy Awards! That's when all our favourite stars get to strut their stuff and take home the gold!"

"In about half an hour, we'll take right out to the red carpet!", Josh then said, "To meet the hottest stars!"

"I am so pumped for this! Are you, Josh?"

"Oh yeah!"

"The shoes!"

"The tuxes!"

"The Drama!", after Josh said they both did a slight playful/acting scream to the camera before going back to sitting normal in their chairs. "Right after a message from these sponsors, of course!", they then suddenly cut to a commercial.

[COMMERCIAL]

Setting - An 18 year old boy looking at his Dustin Beebler posters in sadness along with his sister, until a random man in a black gorilla suit pops in.

Ape Suit dude - "Hey kids! Why so down? Most people would be happy to see me!"

Boy - "Well, it's just, I really want to make it with Dustin Beebler, but he's a celebrity and will never meet me!"

Girl - "Yeah! Same here!"

Ape Suit Dude - "Well, fear no more!", takes a box, "Now you can have him everywhere you go with the Just-in Dustin super doll!", the two late teenagers gasp in excitement, "It's a giant life-sized action figure doll, complete with all the parts he has in real ife, and we do mean ALL the parts too!", he then winks at the camera, "You can put your clothes on him, open his mouth to make it look like he's singing, play with him, have him cuddle with you, watch T.V. with him, and more!"

Boy & Girl - both are oodling at their new giant doll happily, "Thanks Apeman! This is the best gift ever!"

Ape Suit Dude (Apeman) - "Don't thank me, kids, thank the Garbie company! And also call now and we'll throw in either a free Taylor Jaunter or November Kox doll too!", it then went to the normal end commercial with all the order information and the apeman speaking insanely fast about the warnings and such.

[COMMERCIAL ENDS, RETURN TO CELEBRITY MANHUNT]

"Welcome back to Celebrity Manhunt!", Blaineley opened up with to her audience at home, "Anyway, we thought that today we'd pay tribute to the world's most famous Reality TV show cast, the teens who braved it all on the set of Total Drama Island! And, Total Drama Action!", it then showed a scene of the red carpet with limos parked, people crowding it, and spotlights shining. Note, as Josh calls out their names that on-screen one would be seeing headshots of each contestant as they call them out.

"We'll catch you up on", Josh then started going over them, "Beth, Owen, Heather, Trent, Duncan, Gwen, Lindsay, Katie, Sadie, Cody, Noah, Justin, DJ, Courtney, Harold, Tyler, LeShawna, Izzy, LeShawna, Geoff, Bridgette, Veronica and Ezekiel!"

"They're nominated in the category of best reality ensemble!", Blaineley then commented before things went back to her and Josh physically appearing again.

"I think they're gonna nail it, Blaineley!"

"No doubt!"

"And the moment they show up on the Red Carpet, Celebrity Manhunt will be there to drain every last drop of drama from these uber famous teens!", after that he and Blaineley said, "Love-it!" in unison and fist bumped before Blaineley continued speaking,

"Total Drama may have ended, but the drama goes on! And On, and our crack team of undercover gossip reporters have been super busy this year!", after that they went to classic still-images of the events as she talked about them, "Poser-Boy got his groove on! Miss Wanna-be was caught with her pants down in paris! Zeut-Alours!"

"Meanwhile", Josh's voice began over a picture of Katie going off to college in her car while Sadie's parents are holding the crying Sadie back from going out onto the street, "Has the dynamic duo separated for good?"

"Our cameras", Blaineley's voice commented, "Caught them all! Even Gwen spotting Heather's three ounce weight gain!", they were then shown physically once again.

"Ooooh I can't wait to see those kitties bare their claws on the read carpet!", Josh answered, eagerly waiting for Heather, Gwen and LeShawna to arrive and fight eachother, "Rrow!", after he did that he saw that Blaineley was blankly looking at him, unamused. He then settled down and looked a little embarrassed for a few seconds as Blaineley just went back to speaking.

"We've been measuring the popularity of this gang using our amazing, awe inspiring drama machine!", they showed a machine with a large head, eyes made of a blue sad face & yellow happy face, mouth made of a a scale with pointer, a wide body, red arms with metal claws at the end, and it rolled on wheels. An adult man with a very visible plumber's butt was working on it with his wrench, but eventually stopped.

"It's Busted!"

"...", Blaineley looked on, surprised for a few seconds but then changing the subject, "Let's start with Total Drama's newest couple! During Total Drama Action, Courtney made a deal with a mysterious force, that turned out in the end to be a demon straight from the firey world of Flame Core! Infact, he was the head demon! In a surprising twist, Mephiles offered Courtney to be his queen, and even more surprisingly, she said yes! But of course, the main question on everyone's mind is; What are they up to now?"

"Celebrity Manhunt", Josh began, "Was able to answer that!", they then cut to an interview infront of a massive castle that had blue fire all over it. The sky in this world was dark red, the clouds black, and the rest of the world covered in either rock, volcanoes, lava. The only storms were fire torados, and of course it pretty much was not a place for anyone to live. Despite that, Celebrity Manhunt crews were still speaking to Mephiles and Courtney-in her normal form, but dressed in the outfit of her demon form: Purple dress with slanting slit at the waist, but having a one-legged shorts part with white fluff on tips, matching darker gloves, and white fluff right at her cleavage- as they were standing at a portable podium with bodyguards behind them right infront of their castle.

"Excuse me Courtney, Mephiles", one of the interviewers said, "But how has your family life been since you became queen of the Underworld?"

"I'm doing fine", Courtney answered, "I'm queen of this place, remember? Now will someone please tell my mom to send all of my stuff from before down here? I'm seriously getting tired of waiting. I'm about to raise hell to be honest!"

"I got another question! Can this place ever freeze over?"

"Ha!", Mephiles laughed a bit sarcastically, "Contrary to popular joke, no, it can not. Do you honestly think lava can just freeze? No, you're being ridiculous?"

"Has your relationship been stable?"

"Yes!", both Mephiles and Courtney answered in unison with eachother.

"How do you two kiss? Besides she just kissing you on the mouth piece, thingy, whatever, you've got."

"Well, we just do it", the two then hugged eachother and went into a kiss. The crowd seemed to be both amazed and disgusted as the two rubbed hands all over eachother's bodies, Courtney even lifting her legs up onto Mephiles as the sound of making out could be heard. That said, there was no visible sign of tongue from Mephiles' part, leaving it still unknown if it even counts as a kiss. Only then did things go back to Blaineley and Josh.

"Well, it seems those are enjoying life in Flame Core!", Josh said enthusiastically, "Personally, I'd prefer a place a with a little less lava, but that's just me."

"Yes!", Blaineley replied, "They sure are! But, Courtney's fmaily apparently isn't! Apparently her father has actually turned the local courts upside down to claim Courtney too young to be married! However, it turns out that in Flame Core there is no age limit to marriage, and since the ceremony was held there, Courtney and Mephiles' marriage is completely legal and registered! Her Father is not pleased about this, so much so that he wouldn't let us interview him at all!"

"What a shame", Josh answered, "It could've helped him be famous!"

"I know, right?".

"But I think the question is, will they rock it on the red carpet tonight?"

"Oh totally!", Blaineley remarked, "Queens ALWAYS know how to look good, or at the very least fancy, so you just know that Courtney, as a royal queen, will definitely be looking her best at the gemmies!"

"You got that right, Blaineley!"

"But now, it's time to talk about something else!", Blaineley said to the camera, "More specifically, the Total Drama Bods! That's right, not even the Total Drama crew is immune from having both does and don'ts! Both major improvements AND Fitness fiascos!".

[CLIP]

Harold - is in a recording studio practicing his beat-boxing, until he burps and it comes to attention that his stomach has gained quite a few pounds. "So I've gained a few burritos? Killer beat-boxing requires an expanded dia-frame! Like an opera singer! Check it!", he then beat-boxes again , "HAAAA-AAHOH!", beat-boxes again, "Yaaaa-aaah!"

[CLIP ENDS]

"Harold let himself go!", Blaineley commented, "But Eva pumped herself up! Way up!"

[CLIP 2]

Eva - is pulling a giant garbage truck, a large tractor, two elephants, a giraffe and a 1000 pound saltwater crocodile by her own ponytail.

Blaineley (comment) - "Someone's going to break a sweat valve!"

Josh (comment) - "Deodorant anyone?"

[CLIP 2 ENDS]

"Speaking of", Josh began, "One husky Total Drama dude worked up a real bod-stank in the nether regions of cable TV!"

[CLIP 3]

Is actually clip from one of those long infomercials, in which a crowd is welcoming Owen stage, much to the surprise that he is no longer fat anymore. However, in place of his fat is what is now extra skin, horribly wrinkly extra skin. So much that his neck looks like a certain V-shaped hole, and to the point that one can barely see him as a teenager anymore, the crowd gasps as he walks on stage.

Host of other show, Dr. IZ - "Wow, Owen! So tell us...how did THIS happen?"

Owen - "Simple really, you see, my mommy told me that she was going to try some Michelle Jillans DVDs, so I wanted to get fit too! So instead I just bought the Absolute Gym from Bruce Norris! It's an awesome and amazing way to lose weight! I shed almost all of my pounds off, it's pretty much a gym and lyposuction combined! Sure I have tons of extra skin now, but the way my dad looks at is that I might now have the ability to fly if I use my extra skin and evolve wings!"

Dr. IZ - "...sure...that's totally possible...so...anything else different and...less disgusting?"

Owen - "Yeah! I can now fart the entire score of the Goonies in one go! And I can also burp the entire Japanese Alphabet too! Izzy taught me how to do those things!"

Dr. Iz - "Did you understand what I just said?"

Owen - "Wanna see?"

[CLIP 3 ENDS]

"Sorry about that", Blaineley said, a garbage now on the desk with her and Josh, "We just well, were...pleasantly surprised...by Owen's progress so far...yeah...well...um...DJ and his Mom also took to the air ways!", she then goes back to puking in the garbage can.

[CLIP 4]

DJ - "Welcome back to Mamma's heavin' help! Where we don't count calories-", he then goes for the pile of pancake-steaks on the table, but his momma (a woman with black hair, skin and face resembling her son, a red hat with pink flowers ontop with a black feather, a red jacket with a pink turtle neck with her marriage ring as a necklace, and of course a skirt that matched this all) slaps hins hands before he can do so, "We count smiles!"

Owen - Tries to show up and grab the food as well, but DJ's momma slaps him even harder than she did DJ, "Ow!", he then leaves.

DJ - "Chocked full of-"

Josh (off-screen) "Carbs, Cholesterol AND Calories! Their food was to DIE for!"

[CLIP 4 Ends]

"Only problem was", Blaineley then said, "People did! DJ what were you thinking? We tracked down Momma to answer a few questions!"

[CLIP 5]

Camerman - Sees Momma walking down the street alone, and of course approaches her, "There she is! Momma, Momma, what do you have to say?"

Dj's Momma - "Get out of mah face!", she then slapped right in the face, knocking him down to the ground and walking off.

[CLIP 5 ENDS]

"After a few dozen lawsuits", Josh then said, "DJ and his Momma were left with nothing but a tour bus filled with shattered hopes and dreams!"

"While DJ and Momma were busy airing their dirty laundry, we went looking for more!", Blaineley then said.

"But when it comes to one Total Drama Teen", Josh said, "There wasn't any!"

"Or any sign of him!", Blaineley added as a blurred photo of Noah in sunglasses and holding a briefcase was shown on-screen, "Noah, where are you?"

"This pathetic tele-photo shot is all we got! But don't worry folks, we'll hunt him down on the carpet tonight!"

"Meanwhile, our Celebrity Manhunt Hunters were on the trail of another Total Drama Girl of Mystery!"

"Katie was last seen going off to college with Sadie crying and watching!", Josh replied, "But the main question is, what happened?"

"Well, we eventually found out what college she went to, and were able to score a pre-class interview with her!"

[CLIP 6]

Camerman - Literally breaks into the classroom with a fire extinguisher, making everyone including the professor with a big nose and glasses, poofy white hair and a lab coat all scream in terror as they went straight to Katie, "Katie! Katie! We need to ask you some questions for the fans!"

Katie - "WHAT THE HELL? YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK INTO A SCHOOL CLASSROOM!"

Professor - "I'm getting the police!", as he does so another cameraman punches him in the face and knocks him to the ground, Katie and the other students scream in response to this.

Cameraman - "ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!"

[CLIP 6 ENDS]

"Oh...my...", Blaineley, along with Josh, look shocked in response to that clip, and then look at eachother and then back at the camera. They do this movement twice before continuing with the actual episode.

"How about we just...move on to the next one?"

"Yeah...good idea."

"So yeah!", Josh then moved onto the next topic, "Our Home-schooled poser ALSO became a man of mystery for a little bit! After Total Drama, he returned to the farm for a little down time...Celebrtity Manhunt, caught up with him."

[CLIP 7]

Ezekiel - is outside, a golden piece of bling around his neck, "Yo Yo Yo my Paparazzi peeps! You wanna a piece of the Zeeks? Sup?!", it was then that his bling became caught around his arms, and as he tried to untangle himself, he rang a cowbell.

Cameraman - "It don't matter how much bling you earn or sling, brotha, you still don't have jack!"

Ezekiel - "Kinda stuck here", he has fallen over, "Guys? Help?", the camerman instead turns to a bull that had recently come over.

Bull - "Mooo!", he then looks at the type of Ezekiel, and suddenly stands upright, ripping off it's fur to reveal another layer of fur, but with black-leather thong on the rear with a black bondage leather shirt ontop, he also had a whip in his left front hoof, and a gag in the right one. Ezekiel screamed as the bull came down to him dressed as such.

[CLIP 7 ENDS]

"Good work people!", Josh said in regards to their camera crew, "Next up", he then became highly excited, "Gwen and Heather...and LeShawna too! Their epic hate went straight to the interwebs, where it became not only blog war, but also a flame war between all of the fans!"

"Will someone tell me how Heather got a celeb status?", Blaineley then questioned, "That girl gives Septic Tanks a bad name!"

"If theres a fight between Heather and Gwen and LeShawna", the extremely excited Josh replied as he gushed over the idea of a three-way catfight, "I'm on team Gwen and LeShawna all the way!"

"Me too!", Blaineley replied, "Luckily Gwen won't wear the team uniform, she's weird but awesome and the total Anti-Heather, and LeShawna is that classic girl filled with sass that every show is improved by just having!"

"Let's start showing that web action that happened earlier this year!", Josh then announced, "As red, by our new Blog post reader, Margery!", Margery (Light Shoulder-length curly chestnut hair, mint cardigan, white tight pants going to her ankles or shins, mint slipper-like shoes, crystal earrings, tan skin and black eyes) then dashed from backstage to right behind Blaineley & Josh to then to a set which was similar to a library, where she pulled out a television and turned it on, pictures of the many blog posts from both Gwen & LeShawna's shared blog and Heather's personal blog were shown, so she could read them aloud.

"The fist post", Margery began, "Is from Gwen and LeShawna's personal blog, and was posted by Gwen shortly after Total Drama Action! Let's read! 'Hey! So this is my first post on this here blog after LeShawna got me to do it. I just wanna say that I'm okay with not winning, and I also have no crush on Trent anymore! That is totally over! O-V-E-R over! I don't know what I saw in him anymore! Infact, I even apologized to Duncan for being so rude and insensitive before we left the film lot, and I even said sorry to Trent too! So I promise you that everything is perfectly fine of me! I hope that everyone will find this blog with me and LeShawna very fun!"

"Interesting", Josh answered, "But what did Heather post in response?"

"Ah yes!", Margery then pressed a button a remote that swapped it over to a post from Heather, "She typed the very following day, "Hi, this is the loser gwen and LeShawna blog, and I'm just going to say that Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent trent trent trent trent TRENT trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent, Duncan sucks, Trent Trent Trent, because he dated Trent at one point, Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent Trent and more Trent! Oh, and me and LeShawna are secretly Lesbian lovers, but I just say I like Trent because it's better for my image!"

"So cold!"

"Burrr!", Blaineley replied, "Now I know LeShawna wouldn't let this go, let's see their response, Marge!"

"Yes!", Margery hit that button once more, turning to a post from both Gwen and LeShawna, "Okay, so yes we heard from y'all about what that stupid biatch skank Heather said. We also heard about all the crap she's been sayin' 'bout me and Gwen bein lesbian lovers and shit. So we've decided to put together a few things you may or may not know about Heather instead. All of this info was sent in by her younger brother, who prefers to be Anonymous in name as he says it'd be funnier that way. First off, the bitch couldn't even get a date for her semi-formal. She was literally turned down by every dude in the school, and there wasn't no Cody there with her either! So what did she do? Call Cody up and ask him to go with her? Crash the party in a blaze of defiance? Stage her own protest semi-formal? None! She stayed home and made out with her cat Bruiser! Check Link below to see the raw footage!"

[CLIP 8]

Damien/Unseen little brother - Is going into Heather's bedroom at night, then gets a close up of Heather -her hair now grown back to be a short black ponytail- being licked on the lips by her cat.

[CLIP 8 ENDS]

"Oh and another thing!", Margery read from the post as well, "Did you know where Bruiser's tongue has been Heather?"

[CLIP 9]

Bruiser - Is shown in another room of the house licking on his...rear end or private areas. Though, it remains unseen of course.

[CLIP 9 ENDS, GOES BACK TO JOSH & BLAINELEY]

"Ewwww!", Blaineley responded to clip 9 of this episode.

"After quite a few weeks of this", Josh commented, "We invited them to the celebrity manhunt studio!"

[CLIP 10]

Josh - Is in interview room with Heather, Gwen and LeShawna, seated infront of all of them. He then acts dramatic/side for the sake of the footage/effect, "You've been through so much together! Sharing a cabin at a summer camp, a trailer at an abandoned studio. Why not bury the hatchet? Isn't your friendship more important than this blog war?"

Heather - "It's just that, you see Josh, Gwen is a gigantic loser, and LeShawna is the most obnoxious glutton in the world!"

LeShawna - "Heh, and Heather is the skinniest anorexic bitch in the world!"

Gwen - "Not to mention her breath reeks of cat butt!"

Heather, Gwen and LeShawna - After Gwen and LeShawna glare at Heather, the two pounce on her, all three falling to the floor as soon enough a catfight began to occur. Josh was extremely happy at seeing Gwen punch on Heather alongside LeShawna while Heather scrached and pulled on hair back.

Josh - "Catfight Cafight Catfight!"

[CLIP 10 ENDS]

"What is it with guys and catfights?", Blaineley said with a smile.

"Let's watch it again!", Josh excitedly said, play-pouncing in excitement, "Rowr!"

"Major celebrities arriving at the red carpet!", Blaineley then said, interrupting Josh as the camera went straight to said red carpet. Soon enough a limo arrived driving at high speeds, it's door opening and dropping Chris (dressed in a blue tuxedo), Dr. Pennywise (dressed as he normally is), November Kox (in her Episode 21 of TDA appearnace, but now with a very short dress with pink stripes down the middle and matching pink heels) and Veronica (her coat now made of not-fur fabric and her hair still in a bun but now with a pink hairband in it) all out of quite violently. Chef, dressed in a black tuxedo, then got out from the driver's seat. Chris, November, Pennywise and Veronica then got up as Chef then walked towards them.

"Dude, where'd you learn how to drive?", Chris asked to Chef, "Nascar?"

"Ah suck it up ya big pussy", Chef remarked to Chris, folding his arms.

"Fine!", Chris replied, "You clean up the barf!"

"It's Double Boy Chris Mclean!", Blaineley announced from off-screen, gaining Chris' attention along with Pennywise, November and Veronica's.

"H-hey! Celebrity Manhunt!", Chris said, approaching the camera, "Josh!", he then made a calling/'hey bro' hand signal at the camera before Veronica suddenly grabbed him by the caller and tossed him right back into the limo. "Ow!"

"I can fix it!", Pennywise then announced. Chris screamed in pure horror at the thought.

"NO NO NO!", Chris screamed, "I'm fine, I'M FINE!"

"Anyway", Veronica said, turning to the celebrity manhunt cameras as November walked happily down the red carpet and into the awards building without the others, "Hello, Celebrity Manhunt! I believe you forgot to mention my name?"

"Oh, I'd never forget about my favourite, and only, niece!", Blaineley said from off-screen back at Veronica.

"Even if you've only been famous for low-ranking parody and spoof Comedy films lately rather than anything worth value!", Josh then commented. This earned him a slightly angry nude in the shoulder from Blaineley.

"That may be true", Veronica commented also slightly offended, "But I will be soon starring in the Bloodbath: Reunion film coming to theaters this Halloween! I promise you, it will definitely be a blockbuster hit!"

"I'm sure it will!", Blaineley commented, Josh rolled his eyes and snickered a bit.

"Alright, back to me!", Chris said, approaching Veronica and grabbing her by the collar to toss her in much the same way she did to him. "So, did you guys get my video?", Blaineley and Josh were then struck silent by that question, not really wanting to say they threw said CD/Tape into the garbage where a rat then took it as it's own. Blaineley and Josh both just said "Yep" in response instead. Blaineley then asked Chris a few questions while he, and Veronica, were busy signing autographs, as well as Margery's stomach.

"So Chris", Blaineley began, "You must be dying to see the Total Drama cast again!"

"Who?"

"The teenagers you abused for two seasons on national television?", Blaineley said blankly to Chris, "One of them just happening to be my son?"

"Oh right!", Chris replied, possibly pretending to know just due to the last part, "Love their work! Love them, love them! Can we talk about my new show now?"

"We're going to take a break", Blaineley then said in an unamused tone, "But don't go away! Next we have the Rags to Riches to Rags story of the boy-band Drama Direction! The boy-band that rocketed the charts and even rivaled Dustin Beebler and even involved the very handsome boy who made his momma proud Cody, with his and his band's record topping hit, When I Cry !"

"Here's a clip from last year's record-topping music video!"

[CLIP 11]

Cody, Trent and Justin and Harold - As they show up in lights, they are acting/looking like they are sad, then Harold shows up and stars beat-boxing as the song begins, all of them sing in unison, "When I cry, I swear, it wasn't Guy sweat!"

[CLIP 11 ENDS]

"Going to commerical?", Chris then said as he was hearing from an ear-placed communicator, "I got thi-", Veronica then pushed Chris right to the ground, sending Margery over to help him as Veronica then turned to the camera instead.

"I got this!", Veronica said after she pushed Chris to said carpet, "Will Heather survive against Gwen and LeShawna both? What ever happened to Beth and Lindsay? Will Katie even show up at the red carpet at all? Or how about DJ and his momma? So many questions, but we do have more than enough time! All will be answered, when Celebrity Manhunt returns with the Total Drama Red Carpet Reunion Special returns! Was that good, Auntie Blaineley?"

"It was fine, dear!", Blaineley replied to her niece, "Could use a little bit more emotion though, perhaps learn more english, okay?"

"Will do!"

"I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!", Chris angrily exclaimed, shouting right at Veronica. Veronica only gave Chris her middle finger and smiled at him smugly in response.

[COMMERCIAL 2]

The commerical starts with a video clip from a football game, until a buffering circle appears in the middle, then it shows a fat man with a beard freaking out over it to the point he literally cries like a baby, cracks the phone in half using his face, slaps himself in the face, takes a knife and stabs his wife in the hand, sets his neighbour's house on fire, robs his grandma's grave and throws her body into a dumpster, punches his grandpa in the face which causes him to fall down stairs and die, and then finally launching himself off a cliff to his own death as November Kox then walks onto the scene.

November Kox - "Are you tired of buffering? Is it ruining your family life? Giving you stress and just ruining your life? Then get the new Dimsong 18G phone! It goes 18G in terms of speed, and is the most fastest phone in history. So what are you waiting for? Go and get it now! If enough people get it now, I might just wear a more special outfit!" she then winks at the camera.

[COMMERCIAL 2 ENDS, GOES BACK TO JOSH & BLAINELEY]

"It's Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Red Carpet Reunion Special!", Blaineley said as the cameras returned to her and Josh.

"Now let's see what happens when get from the love, into the darkness!", Josh then commented, "With Total Drama Badness! First, with Duncan!", he then began talking over clips of Duncan posing for pictures on Playgay magazine, "After Total Drama's first two seasons, Duncan became quite the role model for gay boys everywhere! Literally, tons of them began trying to be similar to him or acting like him, nearly changing the way people look at Gay people at all! Though of course, that did mean alot of parents became upset with his prescence on magazines and articles when their gay sons started to act out like he did."

"And don't forget the parents of the kids they'd beat up!", Blaineley added in.

"Ah come on!", Josh replied, "That's not Duncan's fault! Or, at least he said so in this clip Celebrity Manhunt was able to get!"

[CLIP 12]

Duncan - He is at a speech/interview with Margery. "You think I give a rat's ass about what the parents of my fans think? I don't even care what my own parents say about me, why would I care about the parents of some people I don't even know!"

Margery - "But Duncan, they do supervise your fan-base."

Duncan - "Not really."

Margery - "But-"

Duncan - "Look lady, I never cared what concerned conservative parents had to say, why would I know? This interview's done."

[CLIP 12 ENDS]

"And the debate is still going on!", Blaineley then added.

"And let's not forget about the rumours relating to Dustin Beebler's recent bad behaviour!", Josh then said, "Was it possible that Duncan's influece rubbed off on the pop singer?"

"Well, allegedly spitting on people, smoking mary-jane, being caught saying some somewhat rude things at a musuem, and peeing in a mop bucket do sound like things Duncan would at the least consider doing!", Blaineley said, then smirking, "So I wouldn't put it off of the media!"

"Nor would I!", Josh answered back, "But now, it's time for some more lovin' time with one of Total Drama's more normal couples!"

"Geoff and Bridgette!", Blaineley announced, "Co-hosts of the Total Drama Aftermath show alongside Veroncia and now having turned into it's own show called 'Geoff & Bridgette'! You just couldn't open a fan scene this year without seeing something about Geoff and Bridgette! Or as we like to call them, Gidgette, sucking face!", she then showed a picture of Geoff signing the stomach of a girl that resembed Margery greatly, but had very long purple hair, was taller, had pants that were more blue, and a top more similar to Heather but yellow in colour. Bridgette was shown very angry at this sight, "With Geoff's popularity soaring higher than Bridgette's, she had to put up with alot of Geoff's stalkers", it was then shown that Geoff signed that same girl's stomach, Bridgette became increasingly angered.

"When Geoff let his gaurd down", Josh commented over a clip of Geoff and Bridgette holding surfboards somewhere when Geoff continued to look at another, unknown, girl, and then Bridgette wacked him right on the head with her surfboard, "Bridgette layed the smackdown! But luckily for Gidgette, they packed it all up and moved forward as a couple! On their own show too!"

[CLIP 13]

Geoff and Bridgette are at the Aftermath set with Sadie in the peanut gallery.

Geoff - "Okay, I know what you all also have on your minds, and I got the answer! I never should have ever let my eyes wander from my little schmoopy schmoo!", he of course said that all cutesey while looking into Bridgette's eyes.

Bridgette - gasps a bit, is pleased to hear this, "and I should always trust my cutey patooty!", after that they immediately began making out once more, falling to the ground while their crowd claps, Sadie herself even starts crying in response to that.

Sadie - "You guys are so perfect together!"

[CLIP 13 ENDS]

"Cutie Patooty?", Josh commented, not happy.

"Schmoopy Poo?", Blaineley said in much the same way.

"Ewwwwwww!", they both then finished in unison.

"Theres nothing more big than baby talk when it comes to celebs", Blaineley commented after that.

"Baby Talk?", Josh replied, "Are you kidding? They are still fascinating! They ate salads! They Tried on Socks! They ironed!", of course during that they showed pics of Geoff & Bridgette doing said things together while Sadie was always visible in the background of said pictures, "I'm excited!"

"Did you see the Geoff & Bridgette show?", Blaineley responded with a tone that was praising herself, "Geoff and Bridgette are total ametuers! And Ironing? You have to earn Gossip worthyness, otherwise, I'mma changin' the channel! Let's get back to some REAL celebrities! Drama Direction!"

"The Total Drama boy-pand ruled the pop music world!", Josh commented, "Shoving Beebler right off his brief throne!"

[CLIP 14]

Cody - now wearing a red cap on his head and a yellow shirt instead of his usual striped one. He also had sunglasses on as well as he stepped out of a limo followed by Trent in a white turtle neck with similar glasses on and white pants, both of them waving or making 'hey' finger points to their fans. "Yeah, we're selling out! Stadiums I mean!", he then winks, "Girls even steal our used hotel bed sheets!"

Trent - walks up and puts arm around Cody, "It's all about touching people on an emotional level, you know what I mean?", as they say that a girl that had a similar skin tone to the girl Geoff signed the stomach of snatched away Cody's hat, and him and Trent then smiled at eachother in response.

[CLIP 14 ENDS, CLIP 15 instantly begins]

Justin - is posing infront of a mirror with a guitar strapped around him, until he looks at a camera, "I don't really play an instrument, but the physcho groupie chicks and twinks don't mind! And, neither do I!"

[CLIP 15 ENDS]

"If only I was a few years younger or he was one or two more older", Blaineley said with a sigh, "I am so crushing on Justin now! He had enough flavor for the whole band, and not to mention my son!"

"And just as their album shot to the charts", Josh commented, "The trappings of fame shot straight to their heads!", a picture of Cody, Justin, Trent and Harold jumping straight into a pool completely naked with Sasquatchenawkwa in it and other people surrounding it during a birthday party was then shown, with the same purple-haired girl from before appearing to be watching from out of their sight as they did so.

"The party was over, but was their music career?", Blaineley said afterwards, "When they weren't doing...community service", Blaineley was visibly unhappy at the thought of her own son doing such a thing, "Drama Direction was busy in the recording studio making a new album!"

"Celebrity manhunt was able to catch up with them inbetween sets!"

[CLIP 16]

Blaineley & Josh appear together here,sitting with Cody (in his DD outfit, but hat still missing), Justin (now wearing a purple shirt & scarf, sunglasses and matching pants), Trent (in DD outfit) and Harold (now wearing more yellow outfit with a black beanie and bling on his neck & such), more specifically Blaineley being next/closest to Cody. Blaineley seemed to be admiring Justin as Justin was practicing the guitar, which annoyed Trent to the point he took the guitar away from him, so Justin just messed with his phone instead. Only then did Cody begin speaking to his mother and Josh.

Cody - "People blame the birthday party, but that's rock and roll man!", Blaineley raised her eyebrow at that. Cody then turned to her and had a more nervous look to his face.

Trent - "Uh, the problem was the music!"

Harold - "You mean the beat-boxing!"

Trent - "Aw, H-bomb, you know I love your style! But this is about giving the fans what they want!"

Harold - "You mean the fans who keep begging me to make a solo album?"

Trent - "See? You just can't bring up the beat-boxing around him!"

Cody - "What do you think, Justin?"

Justin - is still messing with his phone, "Huh? Oh, sorry, I was just MyFace chatting with Dustin Beebler.", in response to that Cody seemed to become a little bit jealous for a few seconds but managed to still hide it inside of him.

Cody - "Heheh, so anyway, the point is, it was just a good fun time!"

Blaineley - "Really."

Cody - "Heheh...yeah", says the last part softly, "mommy". Josh snickers a bit at seeing Cody's reaction to his mother being there.

Harold - "Alright! I can't take this waiting game any longer!", everyone looks up as he starts literally trying to rap, "All of you boys better listen up good, cuz I have moved onto my hood! I am tired of this bull, you guys aint' made of wool! I'm tired of being in a group, I wanna be by myself!", he then drops to his knees, he had writing put on his knuckles as he lifts them up, "I'm goin' solo!"

Josh - looks at Harold's hands as he showed them to him and Blaineley, they were put in an order that said 'Lo $o', "That says LoSo."

Blaineley - "The clothing company? That's where I buy my clothes from!"

Harold - "Oh", he then rearranges his knuckles, "There!"

Josh - "Are you serious?"

Harold - "Yeah!"

Cody, Trent, Justin, Josh and Blaineley - All of them then burst out laughing.

Harold - he begins rapping again, "All of you will see! I'm through with this place, word!", Blaineley, Josh, Cody, Trent and Justin just continue laughing in response.

[CLIP 16 ENDS, CLIP 17 immediately begins]

Josh (commenting from off-screen) - "When both Drama Direction and the Artist formally known as Harold had their albums come out on the exact same day, Celebrity Manhunt was there to watch!", they then showed both Harold on one stand with his albums, and the remaining Drama Direction members at another as a generic girl walked by, she was a brunette with blue eyes, a ponytail, jeans and a red shirt. She walked right by Harold and went straight to Drama Direction, who were hoping to finally get a good sale as Harold was angered.

Girl - "Can I have some directions?", Cody, Trent and Justin were then unhappily surprised, "I want to know where Dustin Beebler's performing right now.", the three then bowed their heads in unhappiness.

[CLIP 17 ENDS, GOES BACK TO JOSH & BLAINELEY]

"And that was the end of Drama Direction!", Josh said to finish off the tale.

"Izzy turned out to be quite worse than Duncan!", Blaineley then revealed, "Landing herself in a mental institution after claiming that aliens had come down from the sky and posessed the queen of england, and even attacked the queen herself in thinking so! Luckily, we were allowed to get footage of her."

[CLIP 18]

Izzy - Is in a white padded room and in a straight jacket, she was now visibly cross-eyed too. "ALIENS! ALIENS! ALL OF YOU FUCKING ALIENS! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! THEY'RE COMING! MY GOD THEY'RE COMING! EXE WAS REALLY AN ALIEN THE WHOLE TIME! SONIC WON'T BE ABLE TO SAVE US! ALIENS! ALIENS! THEY'RE COMING, THEY BRING HOT CHOCOLATE WITH CREAM CHEESE! THEY WILL RAM THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING STRAIGHT UP THE STATUE OF LIBERTY'S CROTCH, AND THEN BRING THE TOKYO TOWER STRAIGHT UP HER ASS! THEY WILL REFUSE TO KIDNAP PRINCESS PEACH! THEY WILL EAT ALL YOUR BABIES! THEY WILL DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!"

[CLIP 18 ENDS]

"Wow!", Blaineley responded, "Who would've thought she'd be THAT crazy?"

"A lot of people", Josh said right back, "Me included. Anyway, I wonder what made her have to be comitted!"

"I think it was seeing Owen's new 'self improvement", Blaineley replied with air quotes, "Don't tell him I said this, but he does look not from this world, if you know what I mean!"

"I gethca!", Josh answered back with a slight laugh, "And I agree!"

"But that's not it for post-Total Drama drama!", Blaineley added, "Tyler's also been up to quite alot, and of course that is trying to get Lindsay to notice him! He has actually been competing on plenty of Reality television shows, such as Celebrity Stunt Driving, Doctor for a Day, So you think you can eat that? and Extreme Chess Pillar Edition! We were able to catch up with him on the set of sharp things flying at your head!"

[CLIP 19]

Tyler - is running on a tradmill, then turns to camera, "Hey! is Lindsay gonna be watching this?", the camera does a visible shrug as various sharp objects that he must dodge are thrown at him such as chainsaws, umbrellas, pencils and the like, "Cuz, my awesome athletic abilities went to waste on Total Drama! Linds, if you're watching this, you'll be seeing what I'll really be doing for you!", he then dodged a tennis racket and then a textbook, "And, I'm right here!", he then got knocked of the treadmill by a cinderblock.

[CLIP 19 ENDS]

"Okay, worst career moves!", Josh said to Blaineley as a fun game to begin, "Go!"

"I'm gonna say", Blaineley said as she thought her answer over, "LeShawna's appearance with Owen on that Amazing Weight Loss super show! Girl, why in the name of lordy jesus would you want to trim that perfect booty?"

"I'm gonna go with Tyler", Josh answered, "When put his adress on a billboard telling Lindsay to find him. Spoiler alert, several thugs went to his house and robbed him. Dude! What were you thinking?", Blaineley lightly chuckled at that.

"Well, he might know where she's at", Blaineley then said, "But we sure do! Lindsay helped Beth go up from the world of geekdom, and Beth even got her braces off! However, they were unable to afford Paris as a vacation spot, so they chose Tokyo instead!"

"Let's take a look at their experience!"

[CLIP 20]

Lindsay and Beth are both in a very modern and hi-tech city, and are completely oblivious to the anthropomorphic Sonic the Hedgehog being carried in the air and flown by his orange two-tailed fox and fellow anthro friend Tails to a giant Robot shaped after a donut with arms and legs that fires lazers from it's hole in the city. They were unaware that Dr. Eggman (A man with a somewhat Egg-shaped body, a big orange mustache, no hair, possibly a black jumpsuit with attached boots, and a red military-style jacket with golden plats on the chest with white stripes going on them) was flying in his Egg-mobile (egg/dome shaped flying machine) above them too to watch his robot do battle with Sonic and Tails, which happened in the background as Celebrity Manhunt for some reason thought they were more important.

Lindsay - "Oh my gosh, Beth, I like, don't know where to go? Where's the shoe stores?"

Beth - "How am I supposed to know?"

Lindsay - "Well, you're the smart one!"

Beth - "Don't say that! You're not an idiot!"

Lindsay - "Awwww! Thank you, BFFF!"

Beth - "You're welcome, BFFF!"

Lindsay - "Now seriously, where is the shoe store?"

Beth - "I think it's over there!"

Sudden teenage straight boy - "OH MY GOD!", he is pointing at Lindsay, "IT'S SAILOR MOON! I KNEW SHE WAS REAL!"

Lindsay - "Who?", turns to the boy, "I'm Lindsay...I think!"

Boy - "NO NO NO! YOU'RE SAILOR MOON! I KNOW THAT ENGLISH SPEAKING GIRL IN JAPAN ANYWHERE! YOU'RE HER!"

Lindsay - "I am?"

Beth - "No you're not Lindsay."

Boy - "SILENCE YOU UGLY HOE!", he then punches Beth straight in the face, breaking her glasses and knocking her out.

Lindsay - "Hey! Don't hurt my BFFF!", she then suddenly tackles the boy.

[CLIP 20 ENDS]

"Wow!", Josh said with a surprised look to his face, "I didn't know Lindsay could get so violent!"

"Oh that's nothing!", Blaineley said right back, "You should see what Eva's capable of, after she returned back home, she actually was one of the few who DID get enough of their fame! Let's take a look!"

[CLIP 21]

Eva - Is being surrounded by fans holding various objects, and is visibly annoyed by them.

Fangirl - "Eva can you sign my favourite hockey stick? Huh? Can you can you can you?"

Eva - she then growls in anger before taking the hockey stick angrily into her hands, driving their probing hands away, "SHUT UP!", she then bites the hockey stick in half with her teeth, "Now get lost before I have to bust some chops!", she then noticed the camera filming her, "What are YOU looking at?!", she then finished by punching the camera, making it go to static.

[CLIP 21 ENDS, GOES RIGHT BACK TO JOSH & BLAINELEY]

"But if there's one rule that we've discovered at celebrity manhunt", Josh began, "It's the bigger the freak-out, the greater the fame!"

"Soon a bunch of competing websites sprang up with the wildest, most insane Eva freak-out photos!"

"We tracked down one of these web-masters for this live interview! She asked that her identity not be revealed to protect her from angry Eva.", they then cut to a girl covered by shadowy darkness in a pink coloured room.

"So, you know everything about everybody from the cast?"

"Yes!", the shadowed girl said, her voice made deep due to editing, "I'm the one who leaked the story about Dr. Pennywise's false teeth!"

"Would you call yourself a gossip crazed Eva fan?", Blaineley then asked.

"It's not just Eva!", the girl explained, "I have websites from everyone from Total Drama, even your sexy son Cody!"

"Wow", Blaineley replied, a little disturbed by the last part, "Well, I'm in the prescence of Gossip royalty!"

"That's why it's important to keep my identity a secret!", suddenly the lights of the pink room came in, and it was revealed to be the girl from earlier who stole Cody's hat, was looking at Drama Direction jumping into the pool and also had her belly signed by Geoff (though the writings were no longer there). Once she realized this, said girl gasped and tried to cover her face in fear.

"Sierra?", the voice of Margery said as she walked into the room, "Oh there you are! I was just coming to tell you that the contestants will be arriving in a little bit! I know how much you like Cody, and I'm sure he'll be there! But of course, focus on taking pics of Chris for mommy, will you?"

"Mom!", Sierra responded to his mother, "I was trying to be animoumous!"

"Oh!", Margery replied with a giggle, "Well, I'm sorry for ruining things for you! I also wanted to tell you that your new letter from Izzy's hospital came in, apparently one of the contestants has ingrown toenails!", Sierra tried to sush her mom, but Blaineley interrupted.

"Hold on! So Margery, you're telling us that Izzy'z been feeding your Sierra the dirt on Total Drama's castmates?"

"What?", Margery replied, "Well, not feeding, more like just giving me letters and I give them to her!", Sierra then gasped in response, her being anonymous now ruined, "But of course, I keep all of the ones about Chris! I think she's mentioning giving her parents money so they can bail her out of the hospital if she can't break out."

"Ooooh!", Blaineley mockingly said in response, "Her friends are not going to be happy about that on the red carpet! Speaking of which, shouldn't the limo's be coming?"

"Give them a few more seconds", Margery then lifted up her wrist watch and waited until the next minute came, "Okay, now!", just on que, the limos began speeding right into the Red Carpet, parking one by one. Needless to say, Josh was excited about this, as was Blaineley, Margery and Sierra.

"The Limos are here!", Josh said while nearly freaking out, "Oh my god oh my god oh my goooodd!"

"Limos!", Blaineley and Josh both then exclaimed in excitement.

"Who's ready for a celebrity grudge fest?", Blaineley then said as it then cut back to her and Josh being physically present, but now away from the main desks and she was also standing beside Josh, Margery and also Sierra, "Join me, Josh, Margery and Super Fan Sierra on the crimson carpet!"

"Really?!", Sierra replied, excited beyond belief, "I get to be Celebrity Manhunt's Red Carpet Interview Diva?!", she then hugged Blaineley tightly, "That's so cool, future Mother-in-law! YAHTZEE!", Sierra then let go of Blaineley, who now had her hair and such messed up as Margery also followed right after her daughter.

"Stay tuned for some action", he then talked low to Blaineley, "And hopefully some catfights", then to the cameras again, "when we come back after these messages!"

[COMMERCIAL 3]

Narrator - Is an old man trying to stay kid friendly, and is advertising a very VERY poorly drawn show about Sonic the Hedgehog's exploits as a hero, and is also singing to a country melody too, "Let me tell y'all a story about a little groundhog. As he was sippin' his beer and watchin' TV, this evil fatman talked of evil, so he grabbed his cowboy hat and slapped his knee, laughin' and a' jokin' as he ran off for some tea! After that he saw a giant robot, and saw that the fat man was ontop of it. He told that fat man 'hey! get off of there!' but the fat man just laughed attacked anyway! So then the groundhog took out a can of beef and chugged it all down, becoming-", the song was then more modern/kiddy sounding, he was now replaced by a chorus of small children.

Kids - "Sunak the Beefhog!"

Narrator - "The savior of the world and as good as can be!"

Kids - "Sunak the Beefhog!"

Narrator - "Fightin' that fat man as hard as he can!"

Kids - "Sunak the Beefhog!"

Narrator - "He's his own grandpa!"

Kids - "Sunak the Beefhog!"

Narrator - "He can't spell good but he sure knows how to fight!"

Kids - "Sunak the Beefhog!"

Narrator - "Is playing next, only on Drama101's Morning hours!", Sunak, a brown Sonic drawn in style of three year old on crack, then winks at the audience before commercial ends.

[COMMERCIAL 3 ENDS, GOES BACK TO JOSH AND BLAINELEY AT DESK AGAIN]

"Welcome back!", Blaineley opened with, "to Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Red Carpet Reunion special episode!"

"This is it people!", Josh commented as focus shifted to the red carpet with the limos just crashing into eachother, "Months of Total Drama Fighting, Backstabbing and Break-ups are about to finally pay off! As the Total Drama stars are about to strut their stuff on the Gemmy Awards red carpet!"

"Thanks Josh!", Sierra said as she held a microphone as their new interviewer, "Sierra here! I've got the carpet totally covered!", just then the sound of limo doors opening was heard, and Sierra became happily excited, as Harold (dressed as H-Bomb/The Artist Formally known as Harold), "O-M-G, it's beat-box artist Harold, a-k-a H-Bomb, a-k-a The Artist Formally known as Harold!"

"You suck!", a random dude from the crowd shouted out, throwing an album at Harold's head, knocking him out.

"Ooooh!", Sierra remarked with a slight giggle, "Looks like we have some H-Bombs fans in the audience today!"

"With the release of his juicy tell-all book about the flavor boys", Blaineley commented from the main CM studio, "Except some fire when his former band-mates show up."

"And here are reality TV's favourite BFF's Sadie and...No Katie?!", it was then that Sadie walked out, wearing a green pair of shorts instead of a pink one, and also holding a smaller pair as well, she also held in a photo of Katie too, and was visibly sad. Sierra quickly then ran over to Sadie, who was holding back tears, and was curious, "Where's Katie?"

"Oh", Sadie said, "Hi Celebrity Manhunt...would be happy right now for this but...well...Katie's still at College!", she then bursted into tears at saying that.

"Why don't you just go with her?", Sierra then asked.

"I would", Sadie answered, "But my parents can't afford it yet! I'll need to wait soo long! It's unfair! Luckily...Katie let me have her side of our matching outfits, and I decided to bring this photo of her to represent her being on the Red Carpet with me tonight!"

"So anyway", Sierra then said, "Why don't you tell our ten million viewers about your new green outfit?"

"Ten...Million?", Sadie replied, her eyes widening in shock, looking right at the cameron, "I...I..."

"But the people wanna know!"

"Ten...Million?", Sierra then became surprisingly annoyed with them.

"It's a really simple question!"

"Ten...Million?", it was that Sadie was spared having to explain her outfit as soon DJ and his Momma's tour bus arrived on the scene, grabbing the attention of all nearby fans and cameras alike as well as Sierra as well. Soon enough, DJ and his Momma both exited it as well, amazingly wearing their usual clothes.

"I told you we'd be late, DJ!", DJ's Momma said to DJ as the two stepped out and began their walk down the red carpet. Though Sierra ran up to them to ask DJ questions.

"DJ!", She said to gain his attention, "How does it feel to have it all, and then lose it?", she then held the microphone up to his mouth so he could speak.

"No bigge", DJ bluntly answered in response.

"Oh", Sierra replied with a bored tone of voice, looking to the cameras where Josh and Blaineley would be watching from.

"Ahem!", Blaineley said to Sierra from the studio, "We're here for the gossip!", focus then shifted back to Sierra.

"Okay!", she then said, "DJ, level with me, secretly, who could you not stand on Total Drama? Who could you just hate?!", it was then that DJ's momma used her entire purse to smack Sierra right on the head, knocking her to the floor. Needless to say, Sierra got up pretty shocked.

"What's wrong with you, girl?!", Momma said, grabbing her son's face, "You think I raised mah son to talk smack behind people's backs?", she then walked her son away from Sierra. At the studio, Blaineley was getting very unamused with Sierra's lack of progress.

"Ugh!", Blaineley angrily scoffed, "Is that Drama Machine working yet?", it was then shown that the man working on the machine was sitting on a chair drinking coffee, but then he burped. Josh and Blaineley both looked on annoyed at him. But then, Josh's attention shifted right back to the red carpet as intead of a limo, a red portal of blue flame erupted infront of the carpet, with black bats flying straight out of it and the sound of screaming lost souls heard as Mephiles and COurtney (now dressed in her normal clothes) arrived onto the red carpet together, the portal closing behind them.

"Mephney has arrived!", Josh announced happily, "At least we'll be getting something interesting now!"

"Mephiles! Courtney!", Sierra said back on the carpet, running to both of them and getting their attention, "Hi!"

"Who the Hell are you?", Mephiles asked in response, while Courtney said "Hi"to Sierra at the same time.

"First the cheating on live television, then the sudden marriage, and now the legal battles with Mr. Courtney's dad! Tell me you two have something interesting to say!"

"I do", Mephiles responded to Sierra with, "Courtney's father is just butthurt that me and Courtney are happily, and legally in Flame Core, wedded. Besides, you're happier being queen of Flame Core, aren't you darling?"

"Of course I am", Courtney answered, "But, the castle could use a bit of sprucing up."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Well, if we're going to be giving Britney", she then held up her pet female raccoon, "A Nice home, we gotta make the place more cosey for a small animal instead of those crazy vicious fire and lava demons!"

"Fine", Mephiles answered, "I do believe we can make that expense."

"Oh, I KNOW we can."

"So", Sierra then began, "More about the legal issues with Courtney's dad?"

"Our demonic lawyer says not to comment", Mephiles and Courtney then said in unison before walking away together. Sierra looked worried back at the camera before looking at who was just arriving.

"I think I see Lindsay!", Sierra said happily as Lindsay walked in sporting new red earrings, "Here comes our fashion goddess now!", but of course, Sierra was not impressed when Lindsay was wearing her normal outfit, except for the aforementioned new earrings.

"Hiii!", Lindsay greeted Sierra with happily.

"Lindsay!", Sierra said to the blonde, "You're not even dressed up! What happened?"

"Well I didn't wanna get my fresh Satin Japanese fancy looking dress wrinkled at the dress rehersal!"

"But this isn't a rehersal! It's the real Gemmy Awards!"

"Oh", a now somewhat embarassed Lindsay responded, left silent.

"This is awkward."

"Well, I got these new earrings!", Sierra then facepalmed in response. Focus then shifted briefly back to Josh and Blaineley in the CM studio.

"Remind me never to use HER as a fashion consultant", Blaineley commented, heavily disappointed so far. That is, until more limos started to arrive like clockwork, "Wait a minute!", she happily said, "The rest of the Total Drama gang are arriving on the red carpet!", she said this as Owen, Gwen, Duncan, LeShawna, Heather, Ezekiel, Geoff, Bridgette, Beth and Tyler all arrived. They briefly took the time to admire the very happy crowd.

"I call dips on the front row seat!", Heather then called out, dashing for the door.

"Oh hell no!", LeShawna exclaimed in response, chasing after her, "That's MAH seat!"

"I want my food!", Owen then said, he and the others following right after Heather and LeShawna, leaving Tyler behind though just before he was about to try to speak with Lindsay. In response Tyler sighed and decided he'd just follow suit, but these led to him tripping on a carpet wrinkle and falling into Beth and Ezekiel, who then fell into the others eventually creating a massive pile of Tyler, Ezekiel, Beth, Mephiles, Courtney, Geoff, Bridgette, Heather, Owen, Gwen, Duncan, LeShawna, DJ, DJ's Momma Geoff and Bridgette. Ezekiel continued to do his rapper talk after this, for which DJ's Momma slapped him. Sierra and the cameras just looked at this while Josh cracked up laughing a bit.

"Sierra!", Blaineley called out, "Another limo has just pulled up!", it was then that the limo carrying Noah arrived. He still had sunglasses on, but was otherwise normally dressed. He was speaking into an iphone, saying ingredients to coffee for some reason.

"It's man of mystery himself, Noah!", Sierra said, hoping to speak with Noah for a little bit, but he just put his hand infront of her to keep her from speaking.

"And a dietry Blueberry muffin, yeah", Noah finished into his iPhone as he walked away, Sierra sighed in response.

"Looks like Noah landed himself a super important job in the industry!", Sierra then said to the cameras, "Nothing says power like a phone and latte."

"Sierra!", Blaineley said from the studio, "You know what would be better than nothing? SOMETHING!"

"Guys!", Sierra replied, "I have Cody and the Drama Brothers!", Sierra said from the red carpet with Trent, Cody, Justin and Harold (all dressed normally except Harold), she then suddenly went straight over to Cody and pervertedly looked at him much to his discomfort, "By the way Cody, I've been keeping your hat safe from harm", she then handed him his hat back, "I just, I just needed to know it's personal information, and also, some of your DNA."

"...excuse me?", Cody replied, even Trent and Justin seemed uncomfortable with just seeing this. "And, you can...keep it", she then instantly shoved the hat back into her back pocket after he said that.

"Oh nothing, nothing!", Sierra replied, "I just, nothing! But, Celebrity Manhunt wants to know some of the drama!"

"Let me guess", Blaineley said with a sigh from the studio, "They're reunited and are rereleasing their last hit signal."

"Yeah, pretty much", Harold then answered.

"Hey!", Cody answered, "How did you know?"

"Because I just got the message on MyFace", she then held up her phone. Focus then shifted instantly back to Sierra on the red carpet though.

"The Gemmy's are about to start!", Sierra then announced, "And I'M going to follow them and Cody inside!", Sierra then walked with all of the others; Courtney, Mephiles, Cody, Trent, Justin, Harold, Ezekiel, Beth, Lindsay, Tyler, Owen, Heather, Gwen, LeShawna, Duncan, Sadie, Veronica, Eva, , DJ and DJ's Momma; towards the door to the award show's building, however they all were blocked by Chef Hatchet instead.

"Famous people only!", Chef said to them all, "But Pennywise, you can come in."

"Of course I can!", Pennywise replied, running into the building while all others stopped, "People could get hurt in there!"

"The rest of y'all", Chef said to the others, "Can't come in."

"Excuse me?", Veronica said as she walked right up to Chef, "But I'm an actress! I've been in movies recently, so therefore I am famous! I'm even a Canadian citizen now, I convinced my parents to move here! You can't do this to an actress! My fans want to see me there!"

"As of five seconds ago and Chris' orders, being famous excludes you, and all of y'all!"

"What?!", Veronica exclaimed in anger.

"Chris can't just make up things like that!", Gwen then said in response, "He doesn't rule the world!"

"Actually, I'm pretty close to!", Chris said, walking in to confront the contestants, Mephiles and Veronica.

"You rule the world?!" Lindsay gasped in resonse.

"Noah, coffee!", Chris then ordered, and Noah than ran over to hand Chris his coffee.

"What about my muffin?!", Veronica then exclaimed over to Noah as well.

"He works for me and not you now", Chris replied, "So Noah, just give ME that muffin", Noah as such handed Chris the muffin instead, angering Veronica even more.

"You're their assistant?!", Gwen commented at seeing this, almost laughing. Even Duncan broke out into a small laugh as well.

"You kiss Chris and Veronica's butts?", Cody commented, "For money?"

"Cut me some slack!", an offended Noah replied, "Everybody has to work their way up in this biz!", it was then that yet another limo arrived.

"Bros!", Chris said to those coming out of this limo. This directed everyone's attention to those coming out of it, the normal brunette intern, the grizzly bear, the sasquatchenawkwa, an Eskimo, NaTasha (a skinny black woman with long dark hair, dark red top, green shorts and a dark red burrette on her head along with black eyes), Wacko (A Beth sized Red Cardinal with arms and legs more like people), Xephyr (A Blonde haired and green eyed boy with a purple hoody, scarf and black pants), Johnny (a Greaser type boy with black hair, a leather jacket and blue jeans), Kaitlynn (A woman similar to Eva in the sense she was butch and had a unibrow, but Kaitlynn was taller than even Sierra, wore blue manish jeans and a red manish shirt and had a neon green mullet for hair), Darianne (A Girl similar to Courtney but with blue eyes and hair both grown and blonde, and a long sleeved shirt that was dark grey and pink, and also a skirt) and the insane phsycho killer with a chainsaw & a hook. "Come on in my peeps!"

"HEY!", Veronica shouted, "NaTasha, Wacko, Xephyr, Darianne, Johnny, Kaitlynn! You guys are from the show with ME on it!"

"You think I care?!", NaTasha replied as her and her fellow Reality TV castmates stopped and the others walked in, "Times have changed, bitch!"

"I was one of the main stars!", Veronica complained back, "You can't replace me!"

"Actually", Chris explained, "Since I managed to buy the rights to your show from The Host himself, thanks to you guys appearing on Total Drama, I can and just did! Thus, you're less famous! Besides, you guys moved from an Island to a Mansion, so really, I can!"

"So yeah", NaTasha then said, "Veronica, fuck you! The rest, I wish ya the best o' luck!", NaTasha, Darianne, Johnny, Wacko, Xephyr and Kaitlynn then walked right passed Veronica and into the Gemmy award building, the others all confused.

"Okay", Gwen then spoke, "What's going on?"

"I'm turning Reality TV into a different show!", Chris answered, "TOTAL, DRAMA, DOUCHEBAGHES!", in response everyone gasped in confusion.

"A Bunch of jerks and people that wouldn't get along normally live in a huge mansion and get all bored and backstabby.", Noah explained for them.

"I'm Nasty!", Heather then whined, "That should be me!"

"Or me!", Veronica shouted back as well in a similar manner, "I was on the original Reality TV! I'm an Actress! A Singer! A Supermodel! A Hostess! I'm Rich!"

"These guys are mostly up and coming!", Chris smugly answered, "Not down and going, I.E., you losers!"

"Excuse me!", a young male's voice said from behind everyone, walking through the crowd. It was a boy with hispanic skin, a very well built body, somewhat grey pants, a red modern shirt with a white undershirt visible at the chest, long brown hair and a soul patch matching it. With his light green eyes he was good looking enough to rival even Justin in looks if not beat him in that department. He also wore the same type of silver bull head necklace that Courtney wore during the end of her run of Total Drama Action. He walked through them like he was better than them, and even purposely knocked Cody to the ground even though he didn't have to, as he passed them all by.

"Cody?", Sierra said after Cody was knocked down. Mephiles, Heather and Veronica seemed to glare the most at this person. It was unknown why Mephiles would be glaring, but it is notable that the person actually passed politely by Mephiles rather than knocking him to the ground.

"Alejandro!", Chris greeted to the person, "Buddy! How's my next big star?", Chris then held a hand up to high-five Alejandro, but Alejandro just continued walking without giving Chris such a high-five. Chris was slightly uhappy at this, but went ignored it and went back to his coffee, which once he drank he spit it out right in Noah's face. "AHHHHH!", he yelled, "This latte's cold! You're fired!", he then pushed Noah away as Chef too walked into the Gemmy Awards. Chris then turned to all of the former contestants along with Mephiles, DJ's Momma and Veronica. "Well guys, I'd say later. But, there isn't gonna be a later...so...", Chris then walked into the building and closed the door behind him. Everyone gasped in response, the crowd suddenly left, and the spotlights turned off. Even the limos were gone, and a cricket made it's classic sound. That is, until Duncan stomped on it.

"Awww!", DJ said to Duncan for stomping on the cricket, "Now why'd you go and do that for, man?"

"Guys!", Sierra then said to everyone now that Cody was back up and standing, "We have to find a way inside!"

"Good luck with that", Duncan then said in response, "Izzy's in a looney bin and Katie's at college."

"KATIE!", Sadie answered back, going into hysterical crying, even going down to her knees to do so as she hugged tightly onto the photo and the outfit.

"But", Sierra answered, "You're a criminal, Duncan! You've broken into these things before!"

"Yeah", Duncan replied, "But stuff I wanted to break to into! Not some stupid award show."

"C'mon Duncan!", Cody said to him, "You can do this! I mean, do it for us!"

"No."

"Dude!", Cody continued, "This would be easy for you!"

"This would be easy for someone like Mephiles!", Duncan then said, gesturing to the lord of darkness as he was now holding Britney the raccoon, "Can't you just like, open a portal or something to get us inside? Or like, teleport us all in there?"

"I could", Mephiles answered, "But it would be pointless. Think about it, if you guys win Best Reality Ensemble anyway, they would have to let you inside, as thus you will be famous again. And with my interfering, I can garuntee that the chances are strong of that happening."

"That's right!", Courtney answered with, "We WILL be famous again!"

"Exactly!", Mephiles said back, "Now come, my queen, let's go home. We will still have to wait for that part of the show to come up."

"Fine", Courtney said somewhat reluctantly, taking her husband's hands, and then turning to Bridgette and her few other friends, "I'll be back later, guys."

"See you later, Courtney!", Bridgette said as she and Geoff waved to Courtney along with Gwen as Courtney once more had a spiral of flames go around her, Mephiles and now Britney which then took the three back to their castle in Flame Core. The others then all turned to eachother, and then to the television screen connected to the outside of the building right above the doors which started the show, by showing the black podium with a diamond sign on it that the speaker would be hosting the show from.

"So we're just watching the show?", Gwen then asked to her fellow Total Drama castmembers.

"Yeah", everyone else said in unison. Soon enough, all of them were sitting down with the sole exception of the anxious Veronica and the blank-faced Sierra as the gemmy awards were playing. One of the early awards was currently speaking.

"Playing a talking Megalosaurus was not that hard, but was still a challenge!", the voice of an old man said, "Thank you!"

"O-M-G!", Sierra commented, "That show was amazing!"

"Yeah yeah yeah", Veronica replied, "I just want them to get to MY part now!", soon enough, or in other words much later, Alejandro was speaking at the podium and it had finally come to the part that all of them were waiting for.

"And now for best reality television ensemble!", Alejandro then announced.

"This is it!", Veronica loudly announced, everyone then stood up from their bored sleep, looking right at the television and eagerly awaiting for the answer. There was a drumroll going on as they waited.

"Envelope please", Alejandro said on the T.V. as the envelope was handed to him, "And the winner is...", he then tried his best to open said envelope, everyone gasped as they watched, but Alejandro had continuous trouble opening it. So much infact, that Veronica got annoyed at this, the others just watching and waiting. The drumroll went on and on with everyone second of the boy trying to open said envelope, but he couldn't do it, "Knife please?", he then said, and a knife was handed to him, but even then the knife broke. Alejandro was surprised at the envelope's durability, "Crowbar please?", once he had that crowbar he took the envelope onto the podium and tried to force it open with the crowbar, but the crowbar got broken in half. "Okay, who made this envelope?", he asked, but nobody answered. As such, he sighed, "Hand me a match", he then took out a lighter as he got the match. He then lit the envelope on fire, and was lucky enough that paper inside was saved, he smiled and held that said piece of paper up and read it, "The Life and Times of the American Broomstick!", the audience was then clapping and cheering on the screen as a Broomstick that moved on it's own and walked on its bristles came up onto the stage, jumping up and down with joy.

"Awwww!", Lindsay commented at this revelation, "That's so cute!"

"That means we lost!", Gwen explained to her.

"Oh", Lindsay then realized what that meant, "SO not cute."

"NO!", veronica exclaimed in anger, banging on the door repeatedly in pure rage, "NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO! CHRIS MUST HAVE RIGGED THAT! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT IS THE RIGHT ANSWER! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!", Veronica then grabbed hold of the T.V. itself, "I WILL GUT THAT ASSHOLE MYSELF WHEN I GET AHOLD OF HIM! I AM AN ACTESS! I AM A SOLO SINGER! I'VE BEEN IN MOVIES RECENTLY AND HAVE HOSTED HIS SHOW BETTER THAN HIM! HE'S GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!", she then literally ripped the television out of where it was from and tossed onto the ground.

"Damn", Duncan said as he was watching, "Didn't know the spoiled brat could do that!"

"The Life and Times of the American Broomstick is like", LeShawna replied, "IT'S ABOUT A BROOMSTICK!"

"Uh, Guys?", Cody then said, everyone turned in response, he was pointing at the Gemmy awards still playing on the television.

"And the award for best Reality show host goes too", the unknown host of the awards said, "Once again, Chris McLean!"

"WHAT?!", Veronica angrily exclaimed, as everyone else also angrily gasped and replied, a 'gosh' from Harold could also be heard, but Veronica's angry response was heard over all of them. Though now, everyone else was also mad at him, all of them glaring at the television with her, though Veronica could even rival Eva in terms of how angry she was now.

"Um, wow thanks", Chris said on the show as he went up to grab his trophy, "Again, hahaha. But I couldn't have done without a special bunch of people from Total Drama Action", upon hearing that most of the others except Veronica smiled in hope and happiness, all of them hoping he was going to be thanking them, "The Interns, the caterers, the camera crew, and uh, the REAL stars of the show, my stylist!", in response everyone was angry again.

"What about your long suffering assistant?", Noah angrily said as he then kicked the television himself, actually kicking it into the air and to the end of the red carpet, "Schmuck!"

"Didn't know you had it in you, string bean!", LeShawna said kindly to Noah after seeing that.

"Tomorrow, I'll introduce the cast of my NEW reality series!", Chris announced on the now even more damaged screen, "Total Drama Douchebags! On the Orpah show!"

"Dudes!", Geoff then said to the others, "You heard the guy, we're nobodies again!"

"Well", Cody said in response, "At least I got a fam-nevermind...I'll just go back to bein' normal I guess...heheh.", Trent, Justin and Harold raised an eyebrow at this but didn't say anything about Blaineley being Cody's mother, as they were currently the only ones besides Veronica and the staff that actually knew at this point.

"At least i'll be able to survive on the streets", Duncan commented.

"Me too!", Ezekiel said as a homeless person with a heavy beard stole his wallet from his jacket pockets, and ran off, "Ya got that? Jiggy?"

"And I'll go back to being just another pretty face", Justin said, assured his looks we're now ruined.

"Don't say that Justin!", Cody said to his 'friend with benefits', "You're more than just a face!"

"Yeah!", Owen said, checking out Justin himself, "You got nice abs...and bu-", Justin and Cody both looked at him somewhat disturbed, and once he saw that Owen stopped while he was speaking.

"I can't go back to my old life!", Heather said, completely scared, "If i'm not famous, I'm not popular!", Heather then shivered from fear and being cold, "So...cold.", Cody also walked up to her as well.

"I can warm you up if you want", Cody said to her, Justin just looked on with hands on his hips and a jealous look to his face, as did Sierra. After that, everyone began leaving the red carpet, wanting to go home and leaving Sierra in the center. Sierra was about to give them all a pep talk, but they all were stopped once they heard a voice of a much more eccentric and somewhat crazy person come in;

"STOP! YOU MUSN'T LEAVE!", the voice of a man that was no human but rather a large green lizard the size of Chris and built like a human with a long tail came in. He was wearing a black tuxedo with a black top hat and a red tie, along with holding a staff with a real Diamond on top of it too. He rode in on an ice cream cart. "YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE!", everyone then stopped and looked to him, all of them in complete confusion and not even knowing who he was.

"Who the hell are you?", Eva asked.

"He's The Host", Veronica answered for her, "The host of Reality TV."

"I was!", The Host, real name unknown, said in a deep british accent, "But thanks to Chris, I am now only able to be called Bartholomew Lizard Repitlford! Just call me Bart for short please.", Bart then became sad, "That pompus wanker McLean was once my long-term friend, but now he has betrayed me in the worst way possible, having my show cancelled and taking the cast from it onto his own! He's done the same thing to me as he has done to you! And we MUST team up together in-order to become not only famous, but defeat Chris as well!"

"Yeah!", Sierra said in agreement with Bart, "Nobody deserves to be famous more than you guys! Do you have any idea how many millions of fans you all have out there?", only then did they stop walking and actually turned to face her and Bart, "Have been watching you, blogging you, vlogging you and PDRing you since the first season?! I-I mean WE! Have fan-sites about each and every one of you! We know EVERYTHING about you! And we are rooting for you! We know your eating habits! Your hopes! Your Fears! YOUR DENTAL RECORDS!"

"Stalker", Heather commented after Sierra was done with her speech.

"Her point is", Bart then began, "We can't just let those fans down! And we can't just simply let Chris win! We're the only ones that will even attempt to take him down, therefore, we must fight back!"

"But what are we supposed to do?", Owen asked.

"I say we beat the douchebags to Orpah, Hijack the interview, and voila! We're famous again!", Sierra announced.

"Hmmm", Bart replied, "I would have gone with something involving destroying Orpah or the Douchebags, but that works too, yes."

"But Orpah is in New York!", Harold exclaimed, "How are we supposed to get there by tomorrow?!"

"I have just the way!", Bart said in response, "We take my Ice Cream kart!"

"Yeah", Noah remarked sarcastically, "That will get us there in about...ten days!", in response Bart slapped him. "Ow!"

"DON'T talk smack about my ice cream kart!", he then hugged his vehicle lovingly and whispered to it, "I'm sorry if he insulted you, my baby, daddy's here, don't worry, daddy's here!", he then turned to Noah again, "You've made her cry!"

"Soorrry!", Noah sarcastically said back to Bart and his ice cream kart, "Just remember to not talk smack about my Unicorn either."

"Luckily for you", Bart answered, "I won't."

"I got a better idea!", DJ said from a distance, he was inside the tour bus, "Why don't we just use the bus?", after a few seconds, everyone except Veronica cheered happily.

"Wipe ya feet first!", DJ's Momma quickly said to all of them, they all sighed in the fashion of kids being deprived of candy.

"Someone help me wipe my kart's wheels!", Bart then exclaimed as he knelt down with a napkin by his kart. Veronica seemed to be the only one nervous about entering the bus, as if she knew something the others didn't. However, she looked back at the award show building and regained her anger, then sighed.

"You're gonna be famous again!", Sierra said to all of them, and in response they all cheeered in unison, then Sierra turned to the cameras, "Right after this!", everyone then groaned in annoyment.

[COMMERCIAL 4]

This commercial takes place at an airport, when all of a sudden the main Total Drama theme starts up and Chris McLean of all people, dressed normally, shows up on the screen.

Chris - "Hey all you Total Drama Fans! Are you still waiting for another season of Total Drama? Are you still upset with the delays and that those pesky teens aren't doing humiliating and abusive challenges? Are you tired of the lack of Drama? Well, fear no more! For the next, MUSICAL, season of Total Drama is coming this spring! Will it contain the original cast? Hopefully, depends on what we decide! With songs every episode, get ready for the rest of this spring as our classic Total Drama Douchebags and Bitches will be competing for yet another million! Coming this Spring only on Drama101 and Television Network!"

[COMMERCIAL 4 ENDS, GOES BACK TO JOSH & BLAINELEY]

"Breaking Gossip news everyone!", Josh opened with after the break.

"This is Total Drama Comeback!", Blaineley then announced, "And no not the FanFiction!"

"They have one dream!", Chris said as he, Chef and were fying above a road that seemed to be in a canyon-like area at morning time in a helicopter together, the tour bus with the original cast minus Courtney and also including Bart, Veronica, DJ's Momma and Bart's ice cream kart inside below them "To claim back their fame no matter what it takes! Cheating! Shameless self emotion! Sabotage! I love those kids!"

"You said they were washed up!", Chef said back to Chris in the helicopter.

"That was before they set off on an unforgettable comeback adventure!", Chris then wiped a tear from his eyes. Meanwhile, back at Celebrity Manhunt, Josh and Blaineley were just getting word and a connection to what was happening.

"We have a feed from inside DJ's bus!", Blaineley announced, and then they finally got to see, from the cameras floating in mid-air that followed Sierra, what was going on with her and those also in DJ's Bus.

"I told you these guys were gossip worthy!", Sierra said as she was sitting next to a sleeping DJ and looked back to a sleeping Owen and Beth, Sadie crying in her sleep while having placed the clothes and photo as if Katie was sitting next to her, and also a sleeping Cody, Justin and Heather with Cody asleep in Justin's lap and Heather asleep right next to them. Meanwhile, Veronica was driving the bus with Gwen right behind her, and was getting fustrated with the lack of speed.

"Doesn't this worthless piece of trash go faster?!", Veronica complained.

"Uhh", Gwen then said, "Maybe Duncan should drive?"

"Oh what?", Veronica remarked, "You have a crush on him now instead of Trent?"

"What?", Gwen said with a shocked tone, "No."

"Give it up, Goth Girl", Veronica insulted her with, "You've gone from Goth Girl, to f** hag!", note that the '*''s were celebrity manhunt bleeping out her offensive insult.

"Excuse me?"

"Don't you use those insults in my bus!", DJ's Momma sternly said as she was sitting with LeShawna, Geoff and Bridgette at a table in the kitchen area of the RV next to where Bart was washing his ice cream kart with a wet napkin like a father giving his young toddler a bath.

"You are somethin' else Ms. M!", LeShawna commented back at DJ's Momma as she put her glass of water down on the table.

"Put a coaster under that, girl!", DJ's Momma firmly said to LeShawna, LeShawna smiled sheepishly and did as the woman said, though the bus shook around anyway, causing the glass to spill. DJ's Momma was angry at this, but seconds later sniffed the air and then saw Owen trying to put hundreds of nuts into a compartment, while whenever the bus shook his extra skin smacked Beth in the head, making her fall to the floor as well as be completely disgusted. "What the hell you doin' with all them nuts on my bus boy?", she said as the nuts soon overcame Owen and spilled out right on the floor of the bus.

"Oh me?", Owen nervously said back, "I need a stash ready for when I'm hungry!"

"Hey guys!", Bridgette pointed out, looking out of one of the windows, "It's the Douchebag bus, up ahead!"

"HEY!", Bart shouted, looking out of the bus as well, "XEPHYR, NATASHA, DARIANNE, JOHNNY, KAITLYNN AND WACKO! COME ONTO THIS BUS THIS INSTANT!"

"NO!", the voices of those he called out said from the other bus, which Alejandro was driving carelessly and smugly with his feet that had fancy boots on them. Their bus was black in comparison to the lighter blue of DJ's bus.

"We've gotta find a way to slow them down!", Cody said, now woken up by Bridgette's announcement.

"Get closer!", Harold said, popping from the seat right behind Veronica and alongside Gwen.

"And then what?"

"I learned some battle tactics at pirate camp!"

"You got game, H-Bomb!", LeShawna responded as she was playing cards with DJ's Momma. Veronica then hit the accelerator hard and catched up to the Douchebag bus, and rammed into it from the side. This gained Alejandro's attention, more specifically to Veronica's extremely angry face as she managed to then get infront of his bus after ramming his bus again.

"Now if we just had some kind of catapult!", Harold then pondered for a bit, "Like a bra!"

"Wow, Genius", Noah said, having just walked up to them.

"Yes, it is!", Bart also said, running up to them, "Women, you must take them off! All of you!", in response all of the girls' looked at him with raised eyebrows, the guys somewhat snickered at how blunt he was being.

"Are there any better ideas?", Gwen asked in response, her only response.

"I got one y'all could use!", LeShawna then said as she took off her own big bra and tossed it, it landed right on Noah's head, and one end even fit on his head like a hat. Everyone seemed to look at her in surprise and wonder, somewhat disgust too as she fixed her shirt back up, "What? You ain't never seen a big bra before?", it was right after that did Gwen open the door of the bus with a kick as Owen pulled the now prepared bra catapult.

"Tyler! Ammo!", Harold called out to the failure of a jock.

"Right on it!", Tyler called back, carrying the nuts and running over, DJ's Momma saw this and was not happy.

"Don't you get chocolate on my nice clean floor!", Tyler just looked back nervous, but then tripped on something unseen, DJ's Momma gasped in worry but luckily the nuts all landed neatly in the bra's holders.

"I can't hold it much longer!", Owen suddenly exclaimed, his skin flapping everywhere.

"Aye, matiiee!", Harold said like a pirate, fire in the hole!", Owen then let go of the bra catapult, falling to the floor as the nuts and the bra both flung right towards the open back door. Gwen ducked as the chocolate filled nuts slammed right on Alejandro's windshield, blocking his view. Chris, Chef and Pennywise still watched from above, Chris excited with every second of action.

"Looks like our Total Drama heroes", Chris commented back to Josh and Blaineley from the skies in his normal outfit, "Are launching caramel chocolate nuts like cannonballs!"

"Chris", Blaineley said back at him from Celebrity Manhunt, "In your entire career, have you ever seen anything so underhanded?"

"Nothing as depraved as this, Blaineley!", Chris answered back, smiling and acting like he was crying, "Nothing as depraved as this!", focus then shifted back onto the bus, as Bart was opening the top hatch while Owen was launching a second batch of nuts.

"EAT CHOCOLATE!", Owen said as he prepped the next load, "WOO-HOO!"

"FIRE!", Gwen yelled out, ducking the second launch. As it hit Alejandro's windshield, Heather also smiled at this as he wiped it and was very angry with them all.

"You're gonna regret this!", Alejandro said angrily back at them as he had the bus wipe the windshield.

"Ha!", Heather scoffed and laughed, "You messed with the wrong reality show cast, mister!", Alejandro just glared right back at her. The Sasquatch and the Bear also stuck their heads out and both roared at them, but they quickly got the nuts on their heads as well, shutting them up. At the same time, Bart was ontop of the bus, and using his staff he brought out a rope from it, and used it as a grappling hook to connect to the douchebag bus, and pulled out a megaphone from his pocket, still trying to convince his cast to join him and the Total Drama crew.

"NATASHA, XEPHYR, KAITLYNN, DARIANNEJOHNNY AND WACKO!", he called out, "OPEN THE TOP HATCH OF YOUR BUS AND PLEASE JOIN US! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE! THERE IS NO WAY YOU WILL MAKE IT TO THE ORPAH SHOW BEFORE US!", in the douchebag bus, Alejandro looked to the back of him and glared at those he called out to. Kaitlynn burped as jhe did, and all of them looked at eachother and then back at Alejandro. Despite his angry glare turning into a charming smile that sparkled, NaTasha was smart enough to smack Brittany out of it and then have Kaitlynn punch open a hole in the roof, Wacko then pulled all of them up, much to Alejandro's gasp. "THAT'S IT!", Bart called back as he saw this going on, "NOW USE THE ROPE AND DON'T LET THE OTHERS ON THAT BUS USE IT!", after that, Johnny closed the hatch behind them after Kaitlynn smashed the openers so the others on that bus couldn't use it.

"That show was gonna suck anyway", Kaitlynn commented in her manish voice.

"Yeah", Johnny replied, "Besides, that bear could mess up my hair and that bigfoot crushed my blade!"

"So what are we waitin' for?!", NaTasha said to them all, "Let's rejoin our REAL host dude!", all of them then cheered in response and crawled together along the rope. Bart cheered happily as they did so, and soon enough they too joined him and most of the Total Drama cast (except Courtney) in the bus. Once there, he celebrated with them at being reunited, Veronica just frowned and rolled her eyes, being in the same bus as her main enemies. Wacko soon enough though got more crazier than normal, and scratched his hands together to cause friction before smacking the bra. This electrified all of then nuts as they fired at the black bus, and even circled around the bus and went straight up into the tail pipe, going straight into the engine and causing the entire bus to explode. Everyone became shocked except Wacko and Bart at this act of possible murder, until they saw Alejandro, the Sasquatch, the Bear, the Eskimo and the Killer fly from the sky onto the side of the road, seemingly fine. After that, they were laughing at their misfortune.

"Hey, will you hurry it up?!", Duncan said with annoyed tone over at Veronica.

"I'm driving the best I can!", Veronica said back to Duncan, "Now just get back in your seat!"

"Let me behind the wheel!", Duncan said as he then took the wheel himself, "We need a man behind the wheel!"

"We need you to get back in your damn seat!", Veronica said right back, NaTasha then walked over.

"We need ME at the wheel!", NaTasha then said, grabbing onto it too, "I don't trust little miss russian bitch drivin' us! She'd probably take us to her house first just to fix her hair!", they all then growled at eachother, before fighting for control of the wheel. Needless to say, the bus was soon constantly moving around, slamming everyone in it to the sides repeatedly. Cody was about to point out to everyone the douchebags were defeated, but was unable to do so due to the fight over control of the wheel. Not even Gwen was able to get a word in due to it, not until NaTasha eventually managed to pull both Veronica and Duncan off of the wheel and take the seat herself that is, but by then there was something new to worry about. Something that Gwen noticed only as she and Heather were both dangling outside of the bus by the back door.

"Um, this could be problematic", Chris commented as the bus was now off of the road, running to a cliff, and was also being followed by a nearly Tyrannosaurus rex sized monster, but with a more rounded snout and visible horns right above it's eyes. It had well armoured and spikey scales on it's back, and it's forearms were smaller and seemed more useless than a 's, but still had muscles and more 'fingers' on it. It was a Carnotaurus, and it was black on the top and white on the bottom for most of it's body, though it's entire head was white. It had a black and purple aura around it as it chased the bus at a faster speed than the Rex could ever do, and this meant that was actually what Mephiles had turned Slenderman into. Once a man-like creature, now a vicious monster. But he was happier, Mephiles had given him one last chance to cause his chaos.

"What's going on?!", Blaineley asked from the studio, "Is Cody hurt or what?"

"Ummm", Chris said, taking off the head set and throwing it out of the helicopter, "Nevermind! haha. Nothin!"

"GUYS!", Gwen said as she and Heather were both screaming as they were dangling from the back door of the bus that was opened, "SPEED THE HELL UP! WHOEVER'S DRIVING I DON'T CARE!"

"AND NEITHER DO I!", Heather screamed right back, "THERE'S A GIANT DINOSAUR CHASING US!"

"Dilophosaurs are not that bi-HOLY CRAP A CARNOTAUR!", Harold said as he looked back. Suddenly everyone also looked back and screamed. NaTasha looked in the mirror and saw the 'Slendertaurus', as it would later be called, chasing them. It was so fast that it nearly instantly caught up to the back of the bus and lunged to bite and eat Gwen & Heather, but luckly Cody was able to pull Heather to safety and Trent did the same to Gwen before the thing could do so. The beast then rammed it's head on the back of the bus, nearly lifting it up, but luckily NaTasha pressed the gas so the bus went faster. Sadie held onto Katie's belongings the best she could, and Sierra held on to Cody who held on to Heather's head as Justin held on to him. Noah jumped straight into Gwen's arms and Trent held onto a smirking Duncan as Bart group hugged with his ice cream kart and the Reality TV cast minus NaTasha for their protection. DJ's Momma was in a protectice manner with her son, Beth and Lindsay were huddled together, and Ezekiel was praying to himself to survive, but all of the rest were screaming and panicking, Harold jumped into LeShawna's arms, Geoff and Bridgette hugged and hid in the bathroom, but the Carnotaur just roared at their panic. It ran right up to the side and rammed it's horns into the side, it's horns denting the bus and breaking many windows.

"Mah windows!", Dj's momma angrily yelled, "I am not havin' no ugly monster not only try to attack mah son, but also break mah windows!", she then angrily took her purse and actually used it as a whip right on Slender's head. Amazingly, she whacked him so hard that the actually roared in shock and pain and toppled over onto the bus, the impact knocking both of them out and sending them rolling. Everyone continued to panic and scream as the Carnotaur was also rolling with them and they were coming closer to a cliff. As the bus and the dinosaur rolled towards the edge of the cliff, Josh was busy eating popcorn while Blaineley watched with a more concerned face as she was still aware her son was on that bus. Josh offered her popcorn, but her face didn't change nor did she reply, but she wasn't worried or anyone other than Cody. Meanwhile, in Flame Core, Courtney was watching this from inside her and Mephiles' now brightly coloured bedroom.

"Mephiles!", Courtney yelled as she was seated on the bed and petting Britney with a brush, "Get in here!"

"What?", Mephiles said as he went over to his wife, her pointing to the screen, "What in the hell?!"

"You didn't order him to do that?"

"No", Mephiles replied, "I was busy getting those construction demons over like you ordered me to!"

"Well, someone better doing something about this!"

"Don't worry", Mephiles sad as he caressed Courtney's face, "I will.", he then dissappeared in a puff of blue fire as once again focus came back to the bus and the dinosaur. Needless to say, none of them were able to stop the bus, NaTasha screamed in horror at this as all of the others soon rolled near to her. NaTasha tried with all her might to hit the breaks, but eventually they broke straight off, making them scream once more. The Slendertaur just smiled and rolled itself towards it, hoping to get close enough to break in, and eventually it did manage to bite off a wheel of the bus as Chris, Chef and watched.

"Total Drama inc. has no repsonbility for the sudden and gruesome demise of our cast!", Chris said as he held up the contracts all contestants signed.

"Toldya those would come in handy!", Chef said back to Chris.

"At least for the first five seasons!", Pennywise then added in, "But, they'll just be tricked to signing more anyway."

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!", DJ screamed above everyone else as they in their bus and Slendertaur(man) finally went straight off of the cliff. As they were falling down towards the bottom of the canyon, a gopher came out of it's hole and saw this, and panicked. It ran out of it's hole and scurried out of it's path, only to have the bus stop in mid-air due to LeShawna's bra being caught a branch. It smiled, but soon enough a black wind that was really Mephiles pushed Slendertaur from the path of the bus, and it was Slendertaur that fell right onto the gopher instead, Slendertaur dying on impact and fading away in a black mist. The crushed Gopher was barely alive, and smiled, until it was then taken by an eagle and carried away. Meanwhile, Bart, DJ's Momma, the Reality TV cast and the Total Drama cast minus Courtney were piled at the front of the bus, Beth getting sick and about to throw up.

"I think I have motion sickness", Beth said, but DJ's Momma quickly covered her mouth.

"On no you don't!"

"I hope LeShawna doesn't want her bra back", Gwen said as the Bra soon launched the entire bus up into the air, where for a few minutes all of them were weightless as if gravity was no longer a problem.

"WOO-HOO!", Wacko cheered as he was flying in mid-air, "BEING WEIGHTLESS IS AWESOME!"

"But you're a bird", Veronica answered back, "You can do this all the time."

"I knew I could grow wings!", Owen said happily as his extra skin was now spread out like wings on a flying squirrel. DJ's momma was then floating near him and noticed puke flying by her.

"What's that?"

"I couldn't hold it in any longer!", Beth said as she was floating near Lindsay, "Sorry.", after that the bus began falling back down, with LeShawna's bra still holding onto it. This made everyone once more piled up, those ontop squishing those below them.

"SOMEONE GO CUT THAT DAMN BRA!", NaTasha exclaimed as she squished right on the steering wheel and windshield. As such, Duncan managed to climb up all the way to the door along with Johnny, but Johnny's blade was broken and squashed, so Duncan shoved Johnny away and used his own switchblade knife to cut the bra and send the bus down to the bottom of the canyon. It first landed on it's top, but then tipped over so now it was upside down. The pile was broken, but everyone was in temporary pain from the impact. Owen first woke up, then moved his arms and once seeing they were still flabby, he then pinched his hand, and was happy.

"I'M ALIVE!", Owen cheered happily and got up along with everyone else except Noah who was frozen in horror at being stuck in Owen's skin creases that could be mistaken for a butt crack or worse and were as sweaty as one would be after working out, "AWESOME!", Chris, Chef and Pennywise remained watching from their helicopter above.

"Hmm, would ya look at that!", Chef commented, "They're not dead!"

"But some of them could be hurt!", Pennywise then said, "Should I go down there?!"

"Nah", Chris replied, "That would be out of character for me to just allow, it would count as calling for help."

"But I'm the doctor!"

"Don't worry about it", Chef told him, "We're goin' to Outback after this!"

"Ah! Alright then!", Pennywise replied, "I get to operate on people choking on food with my Rubber Chicken technique!", the three then flew away as those that were in the bus walked out. Veronica looked at them flying away in anger, her teeth very close to grinding. Meanwhile, Geoff was speaking with some of the others.

"I came here to party!", Geoff said to the others, "But this place totally lacks partatiousness!"

"Yeah!", NaTasha said in agreement, "I say we go to get help! Cuz McLean sure as hell won't come for us! Especially with me around.", NaTasha then pulled out a broomstick from her pocket, "He KNOWS what i'm gon' do to him!"

"Sweet plan!", Geoff said, "And then we can party!"

"I'll go with you guys", Xephry said, "That way I can talk with mother nature's creatures."

"And I will go too!", Wacko said in a cheerful exclamation, "It will be an ADVENTURE! YEAH!"

"Anyone else?", NaTasha said as Darianne, Bart riding his ice cream kart, Johnny, Kaitlynn, DJ's Momma, Geoff, Harold, Owen and Lindsay were joining up in a group.

"Bridgette? Babe?"

"I'll stay here, honey!", Bridgette back to Geoff as she layed on a beach towel with her jacket off revealing a blue bikinni top, "I want to catch some rays."

"Well, never come between a hottie and her rays", Geoff commented with a smile, "C'mon guys, let's go!", Geoff, DJ's Momma, Harold, Owen, Kaitlynn, LeShawna, Johnny, NaTasha, Bart on his ice cream kart, Darianne, Wacko and Xephyr then all walked into the canyon as the sun was shining down on them. Veronica tried to follow desperately, but NaTasha just shoved her right back, much to Veronica's anger. This left Veronica, Cody, Heather, Trent, Duncan, Sierra, Tyler, Ezekiel, Bridgette, Gwen, Sadie, Beth, Noah, DJ, Eva, Lindsay and Justin all staying around the bus. As those that left did so, the night sky soon came by again and gave Drama101 Network the time to air all of it's other scheduled shows as everyone waited for the sun to come back up, and it wasn't until that next morning that Bridgette woke up with a yawn and Total Drama's Reunion special continued.

"Did Geoff get back yet?", she said instantly upon waking up before seeing he didn't, "Oh, I hope he's found help!", they all were unaware of course that they did find something. They had managed to find a house in the middle of nowhere it seems, and Geoff was knocking on the door.

"Hello? Anyone home?", he said as he knocked, "We need some help, dudes!", suddenly the door was opened as a girl that was bloodied and highly bruised came running out screaming. Everyone was confused as they looked at her running away, but then in terror as they looked back and saw a man with a bloody apron, a butcher knife in his hand, a chainsaw connected as part of his other arm, and a face mask made of leather covering his face. "OH CRAP! RUN RUN RUN RUN!", Geoff said to the others, all of them then running away in terror. Bart tried to make his ice cream kart go fast, but was too slow.

"Bart! Dude! Get off the kart!", LeShawna said as she ran away with the others.

"NO!", Bart exclaimed back at them, "I WILL NOT!", then the killer came right up to him, he due to instinct had to jump off, but this meant the chainsaw went straight through his kart, upon seeing this Bart was enraged, "My ICE CREAM CART!", he growled at the killer, "YOU VICIOUS POMPUS WANKER BRUTE!", he then pounced straight onto the killer, and within seconds the tail whipped the knife out of the killer's hand and snapped the killer's neck with his bare claws and hands. The killer fell down dead, and Bart was able to catch up to the others while carrying the now deceased ice cream kart on his back. "Don't worry, baby!", he said to it as he ran back for the others, "Daddy'll repair you back home! Daddy'll repair you! Just try to hold in your oil, sweetie! Don't die on me!" Meanwhile, back by thus bus everyone was sleeping. Lindsay and Beth were sleeping beside eachother, Cody was cuddling up to Justin by the bus, Noah was sleeping in the middle between Gwen & Trent, Heather was sleeping on the ground next to Cody & Justin, Duncan was sleeping right behind Heather, Eva was sleeping right in the middle of everyone's gathering, Sadie was sleeping as if she were protecting the belongings of Katie, Tyler was sleeping as nearest to Lindsay was possible, Ezekiel was sleeping right next to Bridgette who was sleeping on her towel, DJ was cooking something using tumble weeds by a rock and Sierra was sleeping right at Cody's feet. Veronica was the only one not sleeping, she was instead on her phone, pacing back and forth angrily.

"No no no no!", she said to her phone, "This can't be happening!", her phone then told her it had no signal, "Augh! No signal? Bullshit!"

"What's wrong?", DJ asked to her.

"None of your business"

"Well...wanna have some fresh cooked bayou style tumbleweed stu? I made it myself!"

"No", Veronica replied, "I'd rather not, I prefer actual food."

"Suit yourself then", DJ said with a shrug. It was then that everyone was alerted and/or woken up to the sound of something latching onto and shaking the tour bus. Soon enough the bus was loaded into the air slightly, by a magnet attached to Chris, Chef and Pennywise's helicopter.

"It's Chris!", Sierra called out as she and the others around the bus looked up at the sky.

"They don't call me best reality show host for nothin'!", Chris shouted back down at the contestants, who cheered all except for Veronica, and got into the bus. Veronica hesitated to get in, but seeing it as her only way of getting out of the canyon, decided to take it instead. This ended up taking them to the abandoned film lot from Total Drama Action, where Chris had all of them gathered in the craft services tent, where Alejandro was handing everyone pancakes, though Veronica remained unhappy.

"Pancakes are too fattening", she said to him with a scowl, "Go to the others.", Alejandro just shrugged and walked by her. Afterwards, Veronica's scowl turned to Chris as he stood before everyone seated at their tables.

"I have an announcement!", he said to them, "Now, we all know that nobody does drama like you guys!"

"Duh!", Heather said, sitting next to Cody who sat next to Justin, "But what happened to Total Drama Douchebags?"

"It was a trick!", Alejandro revealed as he was in the kitchen and walked up to the window/food tray, though he was actually surprised since Chris seemed to never tell him "There never was any Total Drama Douchebags!"

"Is that true?", Heather asked after this was revealed.

"Well, Mostly.", Chris nervously answered, "I did come up with the name! But, anywho", he then seemed to look right at Veronica with a smirk on his face. She rolled her eyes and glared right at him, fire in her eyes practically, "I needed to find out if you kids still had it!"

"What about Alejandro?", Heather then asked, looking to Alejandro.

"A dupe!", Chris answered, giving Heather a noogie (rubbing her head with his fist) and then putting his hands on the table, "I needed someone on the inside! But to make it up, I said he could join you guys next time!"

"What next time?", Noah said, surprised.

"Oh NO you don't!", Veronica angrily said, standing up, "I am NOT doing this!"

"What is she talking about?", Gwen questioned.

"I'm talking about the next season he's doing!", Veronica revealed, much to everyone's gasp, "I came up with the idea, and we were planning on seeing if you, or at least some you could make it to qualify for the season! It's going to be a race around the world in a jet, basically, and I am NOT competing in it! You are NOT duping me into being a contestant, Chris!"

"Fine, spoil everything.", Chris replied, rolling his own eyes, "But, don't you wanna be famous again?"

"I can do that on my own!"

"Pass", Duncan said, putting hands behind his head and relaxing back.

"Same here", Eva answered as well, "I don't want fame anyway. It's annoying."

"And before you bring out the million bucks again", Veronica responded to Chris, "I just want to say that I have much more money than that at home anyway, so I don't need it. Besides, don't they all have contracts forcing them to do this anyway?"

"Yeah", Chris answered, "But it's more fun when I don't bring that up. Besides, don't you wanna compete for cash?!", Chris then tossed two bags of money out of his pockets, "Or for say, One HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS?!", Veronica was then rendered speechless as everyone else cheered happily at the increased prize money. Focus then briefly went back to Josh and Blaineley seated at their desk again.

"Woop woop!", Blaineley said, "Celebrity Manhunt exclusive alert!"

"The third season of Total Drama is coming!", Josh happily announced to the cameras, "and I for one can't wait!"

"Well Drama Machine, what do you think of that?", After Blaineley said that the old man janitor was shown smiling proudly as the Drama Machine rolled over to him, but it instantly exploded before it could anything, ruining his proudness. Josh and Blaineley laughed for a bit, and so did Margery, as Geoff, Owen, Harold, LeShawna, Bart holding his ice cream cart, NaTasha, Kaitlynn, Brittany, Johnny, Xephyr, Wacko and DJ's Momma all ran into the studio much to their surprise.

"We found 'em, dudes!", Geoff said to them, "HELP! WE NEED HELP! Hurry, we gotta party!"

"Too late, big guy!", Blaineley said with a smile and happy attitude back at Geoff and the others, their attention turning to those that were going to be on the third season partying on their own in the craft services tent with Chris and an unhappy Veronica.

"What's Chris doing with everyone on TV?", Harold questioned, "And why are they happy about it?"

"And what's with the bags of money?", Geoff also added in.

"Looks like you missed the boat", Josh said to them all. "Chris just casted all the boats on the next season of Total Drama!"

"And one of them will walk away with One Hundred BILLION Dollars!", Blaineley happily announced.

"No", Geoff said, "No, No No NOOOOOOOOOOOO!", he went down on his knees in sadness.

"GOSH!", Harold exclaimed, "I should've stayed.

"Are you KIDDIN' me?", LeShawna said angrily, "They're gon' have a season without me?!"

"Afraid so, LeShawna", Blaineley said back, "Anyway, I think we've been airing long enough, Josh, wanna sign us off?"

"Sure!", Josh then turned to the camera, "Thanks for watching Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Reunion Special! Stay tuned next time for Celebrity Manhunt and hopefully a sneak peak at the next season of Total Drama!", after they succesfully signed off, the film lot was being used for other purposes. Namely, confessionals using the TDA confessional.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Veronica - "NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!"

[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]

Sadie - Is saying intelligible things while she is holding Katie's clothes and photo and crying hysterically.

[THIRD CONFESSIONAL]

Eva - "They're LUCKY I made it on. I can trust you, I WILL be winning the Billion, and NO ONE is gonna stop me!"

[FOURTH CONFESSIONAL]

Lindsay - is with Beth and both are happy , "Eeee, we're going to be on another season together!"

Beth - "Not only that, but we could win One Hundred Billion dollars!"

Lindsay and Beth - "Eeeeeeeee!"

[FIFTH CONFESSIONAL]

Sierra - "O-M-G! This is my first confessional ever! I am so excited!", she laughs, "I never thought I would be on Total Drama! My favourite show in the world! Getting to meet all my favourite TV stars is sooo fab! Now I will finally put to rest all those Cody blog questions like what his address is, how many freckles does he have on his back, what kind of deodorant does he use, how many times does Cody sleep facing west, and what song does he sleep while in the shower", she then giggles and gushes at the visual image of the last question, "Oh my, that last quesiton will definitely be a six month analysis, oh yeah!", she then giggles more.

[SIXTH CONFESSIONAL]

Ezekiel - "Ho-ho-homie! Get in focus, and take notice! I'm in busisness? What? Show business! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh huh!", after his attempt at rap dancing during that, he falls over onto the floor.

[SEVENTH CONFESSIONAL]

Duncan - "Hey, I'm game. Bring it, Chris.", he then twirls his knife and then stabs it into the confessional desk.

[EIGHTH CONFESSIONAL]

Cody - is visibly worried about something, "I'm a little scared about that Sierra girl...heheh."

[NINTH CONFESSIONAL]

Alejandro - "Watch out Total Drama Nerds", is visibly angry/determined, "The new guy, is goin' alll the way to the top!", before his confessional ends, his bull necklace glows with the same blue aura that Courtney's did.

[TENTH CONFESSIONAL]

DJ - "Don't you worry momma! I'm gon' win this one and buy you a big old house! And maybe a new bus!"

[ELEVENTH CONFESSIONAL]

Bridgette - Is sad/crying, "I miss you already Geoff! Don't worry, I'll win this one for both us!"

[TWELFTH CONFESSIONAL]

Sierra - "I wonder where we're going first! Sixty percent of my bloggers say India, while the rest all say Chris is lying to us and will film us in an old bomb shelter", laughs a bit, "As if! My mom taught me everything about being a Chris Mclean scholar, so I can tell when he is lying by his vocal pitch and body language, okay? Only someone who has an extensive amount of knowledge about Total Drama could catch that!", suddenly the battery begins running out on the confessional camera, "B-T-W, did you know that Chris has three dogs named Benjamin, Todd and-"

[CONFESSIONALS END]

Now things were at an airport, where Chris walked up right infront of a giant jumbo jet with his face on the side in a pilot's outfit.

"Eight-teen teens!", he started with, "A Trip around the world and a hundred billion dollars!", then Chef dressed as a stuardess in a blonde wig and Dr. Pennywise dressed normally came down from the jet's escalator, "What more could you possibly want?"

"How about music?", Chef then brought up to Chris.

"Yeaahh", Chris said back, "Everybody's doin' the musical thing now! Sure!", he then said with a shrug, "Aaaand Music! So, see ya next time, On Total, Drama-", he, Chef and Pennywise then said the rest in unison like the end to a song.

"WOOOORRRLD TOUR! WOOOORRLD TOUR!, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLD DDD TOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRR!", with that musical close out, the special was finally over, the cast to season three fully decided, and everything now up and ready for the tour around the world. Yet another season of the show was now closed.

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Total Drama World Tour

Competing - Heather, Cody, Veronica, Eva, Sierra, Gwen, Trent, Alejandro, Duncan, Tyler, Ezekiel, Bridgette, Lindsay, Beth, Sadie, Justin, Noah and DJ

Non-Competing - Geoff, LeShawna, Harold, Owen, Courtney, Katie and Izzy.