Dear World, Sincerely Harry and Percy

by Lord Voldemort XIV

The HP and PJO characters find Fanfiction, a site in which they find their lives completely ruined by mortal muggles. They decide to read a few of them and write strongly worded letters in response. Discontinued for good.

25. Angrily Lord Voldemort

I wasn't going to update today but many people submitted letters. So first up…arandomreviewer.

Dear Filthy Muggles,

YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME, THE GREATEST DARK WIZARD TO EVER LIVE, MOLDYSHORTS! MARK MY WORDS YOU DISGUSTING CREATURES, I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND FEED YOU TO NAGINI!

Angrily,

Lord Voldemort

P.S. in regards to your letter previously addressed to me, arandomreviewer; I have no idea what happened to my nose, and quite frankly it is very rude of you to ask.