This is another AU fic btw. I might take this one down soon, but heck...
Katie slammed her head down on the table, and Travis looked at her confused and worried.
"Uh, Katie…you okay?"he asked nervously.
She bolted up, "We're being watched, Travis. Some superhero knows everything that we do and writes about it on some website!"
Travis cocked a brow, "Whaaa-"
Katie nodded, "Yeah. And all these girls comment on it too! It's like…we're being watched and made a profit off of!"
Travis's eyes enlarged, "How much is this superhero getting paid?"
Katie shrugged, "Well, not really...she gets reviews. Must be some mortal internet currency, I guess."
Travis looked up at the sky, the uneasy feeling of being watched shadowing over him. "So, do you think this superhero is watching us now?"
"Actually, tons of people are watching all of us! Sometimes they even make some crappy stuff up! Like Percy and Annabeth, do they get a load of $hitty press! And, these people even made Thalia and Nico a couple! Or made Lady Artemis a mother, or made these breeds of perfect 'demigods.' How outrageous!"
Travis couldn't believe his ears. So...there were people watching this camp, making up some stuff too, and were getting paid. This sucked.
"Well, should we be worried, Katie?"
Katie nodded, "Yeah. Some people will put us in stupid situations like karaoke, cliché truth or dare, and make us seem like we're gushy romantics!"
Travis wiggled his eyebrows suggestively, "We aren't romantic gushy people, Katie?"
"Yes, now look at this stuff!" Katie pulled out her handy dandy laptop and typed in the URL .
Travis couldn't believe his eyes as he saw all the lies these people were writing.
Katie opened up a karaoke fic:
"OMGS! The gods are like, coming to visit!" Annabeth squealed, taking out her magical hairbrush and began combing her long elegant hair romantically. Percy kissed her: she was so romantic.
"Wat shall we do then?" Nico enthusiastically said.
"Ooh, we should sing karaoke for them!" Thalia said. Nico kissed Thalia. She was so cute!
Travis felt some baby barf coming up. This was disgusting.
So, Percy sings a love song to Annabeth because he magically learned to sing professionally and become a rock star…? And Athena gets mad and tries to destroy Percy until Zeus stops it andthen Athena and Poseidon get married suddenly? Thalia sings a girly song because she wanted to look pretty for Nico…?And then Luke comes back alive and raps with Grover since-okay what? This made no sense.
Travis felt his head hurting. "Katie, exit out of this before I die!"
Katie thought Travis would think of this as hilarious since just imagining all these things actually happening was bizarre. So she showed him the truth or dare.
"Hai guys! We should totally come to my cabin and play truth or dare!" Thalia exclaimed. Everyone said "yay!" and skipped to her cabin.
"Ooh, my turn! Percy, truth or dare?"
"Dare, because I'm a hero so I can do dares!" he said and then he kissed his biceps. Annabeth blushed.
"Okie dokie! I dare you to make out with Annabeth!" The two turned red in the face! How romantic!"
….
"I'm going to kill you Grover!" Thalia said as she chased him around the cabin. He dared her to go to the Aphrodite cabin and get a makeover! She was in a strapless pink dress, her hair was curled perfectly, and her eye makeup with blue with black sparkles! Nico was drooling!"
Travis dropped his jaw. Okay, so…Percy and Annabeth made out for ten minutes…Thalia got a makeover, Annabeth had to answer whether Percy looked hot without his shirt and it was totally unawkward/cringe-worthy (note sarcasm), when would this even have happened, and Travis felt like he lost several important brain cells.
"Katie, get me out of this! Are you torturing me? Did I do something wrong? If I did…how could I possibly deserve this kind of torture! I'm sorry!" he begged. Katie rolled her eyes.
"I thought you'd think this was funny! Wait till you see this!" Katie clicked on an OOC Percabeth story:
Percy's POV
Annabeth looked like a princess! I was so nervous to ask her out!
Annabeth's POV
Omg, Percy looks so hot! Will he ask me to dance at this magical ball that we now are having at camp?
Percy's POV
Oh no! She's coming over! Look hot!
Annabeth's POV
Omg! He's flipping his dark hair! He's so hot! I hope he asks me to dance!
Percy's POV
"Hey, baby. Want to dance?"I asked
Annabeth's POV
"Omg sure!"
Percy's POV
I have mad dance skills, even though I've never danced before.
Annabeth's POV
OMG! Percy was twirling me around like a princess! I'm so impressed! That's what I luv in a guY!
Percy's POV
Something came over me and kissed Annabeth on the lips. She was surprised! So cute!
Now, Travis was confused. After they kissed like ten thousand times and said they loved each other five thousand times, Travis didn't really get what happened next.
Katie was snickering while reading it. This story was so off, it had to be funny! Seriously, the only time Katie ever saw "Percabeth" kissing was the day she and a group of people dumped them in the canoe lake after Percy saved the world. They usually weren't the PDA type.
Travis asked Katie to exit it again. "Katie, what if they have stuff on us like that!"
Katie stopped laughing. She scrolled around for a bit until she found one: "TRATEI: KATIE AND TRAVIS LOVERS"
Katie was in the strawberry fields, and then she saw Travis walk by.
OMG he's so cute! BAD KATIE! DON"T THINK THAT! HE'S A STOLL!
Travis was the one laughing now. Katie was just staring at the screen, hoping maybe it would explode if she glared at it enough.
"Hey baby. You look hawt!" Travis said.
Katie blushed madly and said, "GO AWAY YOU IDIOT! I HATE YOU!"
Katie covered her eyes with her fingers as Travis's laughing came to an abrupt stop.
"NO you don't! Hate is a strong word!" he said, grabbing her hand and stroking it. Katie felt her heart fluttering.
Travis was now amused, but seriously creeped out now.
"Love is a strong word too!" Katie admitted. They looked into another's eyes and kissed passionately.
"This love must be forbidden, Katie, my lover!" Travis dramatically said. Katie sobbed uncontrollably.
The two were now just blinking their eyes at the stupidity.
"Marry me, my love!" Travis said, popping out some diamond ring. Katie gasped and sobbed. HE WAS SO ROMANTIC!"
The End.
Katie and Travis didn't even move. They were in shock, and probably would die in shock.
Travis shook his head, "Um…so people write this stuff thinking it's good?"
Katie was still in shock, "They totally just messed us up! I mean-I can't even…" Katie fell back onto the table. "I'm nothing like that! NOTHING!"
Travis continued shaking his head, "I mean, how would they like it if I made them seem like two idiot love birds?"
Katie nodded, "Do you think that we should show the others? We shouldn't bother Annabeth, for she's still freaking about Percy disappearing. And, oh by the way these people think they have solutions to where he is. But by the content that we've seen, I wouldn't trust it at all."
Travis answered, "No. They'll be crushed. Do you think all of these are that terrible? Did that superhero write that story about us? If she did...well,she sucks!"
Katie shook her head, "Nope, her things don't seem so bad. They're actually events that occurred, so I wouldn't mind except the fact that she's watching us! And, nope. Not all the fics on here are that terrible. Some are really good, I guess."
Travis sighed in relief, "I bet you'd die if you were in a karaoke, truth or dare story."
Katie succumbed, "Yep, you'd be right. I probably would. Just imagine it!"
A giggle came out from the skies, and in the clouds a message was written: "Your wish is my command! Love, Bubbles!"
Katie woke up in a scene where tons of people were standing in front of a stage. Some guy with black hair was singing a love song…oh my gods was that Percy? When did he learn to sing? And isn't he at the other camp?
"Up next, Katie Gardner will sing us a song!" The crowd cheered. Demeter cried; she was so proud of her daughter.
"What? I'm not singing! I don't even know what song-"she protested but some random kids pushed her on stage. She was still objecting, "How am I here, what's going on, and I don't know what the Hades I'm doing!"
However, music began to play and Katie began to sing along to it in perfect pitch and notes. HOW WAS THIS HAPPENING?
Katie was confused. How did she magically become so good at singing and know all the lyrics to this song?
Next, Katie poofed into Thalia's cabin. Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Travis, Connor, Thalia, Luke (WTF?), Nico, and Silena were sitting in a tight circle.
"Katie, like for the thousandth time, like truth or dare?" Silena asked. How was she alive…again?
"Uh, how did I get here?" Katie asked. Everyone laughed.
"You flew of course!" Luke rejoiced. Everyone laughed a good giggle. Katie just nodded, but she was screaming "WTHADES!" inside.
"Uh, I guess I'll do the dare…," she cautiously said. Silena smiled.
"I dare you, to like make out with Travis!" Everyone began blushing and whispering "They totally like each other!"
Katie opened to say, "Well, it's not like I've never done it before...," but she screamed, "EW! NO way!"
Silena shrugged, "Rules are rules!"
Katie's voice was all girly when she automatically said, "Okie dokie!" and began making out with him.
Katie thought a demon possessed her and did this to her.
Next, she found herself in the strawberry fields. Phew, she was safe.
Travis swagga walked over to her, "What's cooking, good looking?"
Katie didn't even realized she had giggled until she found herself yelling at him, "GO AWAY!"
What was happening? She was about to say 'hey.'
Then she was suddenly making out with him…okay…
Then he proposed to her…and she said yes for some reason.
Then she was back at the lunch tables with a concerned Travis staring at her as if she had just said she's in a relationship with a platypus.
"Katie? Where did you just go?"
"I don't know…but something just controlled me…some strong powerful force!"
"YOU'RE WELCOME!~ Bubbles!" was written across the sky. "YOU LOST THE BET, BTDUBS. YOU LIVED! :P"
Katie knew she was losing it.
Hey guys!
This was just a chapter poking fun at all the ridiculous fanfics on here, and yes… I poked fun at everyone including myself. Maybe everyone will become more aware of what they write now. And I thought the idea was funny that they were like being used for the media: We make up all these fakes stories about them for 'money,' and only the good media is true.
So, I hope this didn't offend anyone (though I wouldn't find this offensive…)
Oh, and please. This has nothing to do with SBKSHM, and will not interfere with the story line. Also, it doesn't count as one of the last two chapters coming up. This was just some aside fanfic. So don't get confused or stressed out, and it won't affect the ways the characters act, so don't let this change your view on the story, please. This was just for fun!
Well, toodles!
(I don't own PJATO btway and actually no money was made off this. Shoo, lawyers!:D)
~Bubbles