Chapter Twenty Five!

~DEPARTMENT STORE~

"Armed and dangerous!" the RED Scout proclaimed, chucking projectiles into the BLU ranks from the table fort.

"Scout- quit throwin' pillows! Use more gun!" the Engineer called, tending to his cute lil' sentry. The Scout shrugged and leaped down the fort, hefting his scattergun.

Meanwhile the Demoman and Soldier defied the store's health and safety regulations by blowing crud up. The Heavy alternated between killing fools with Sasha and throwing household objects at them.

Pyro had to be content without fire on this occasion, but it still had a good time nonetheless. Sniper and Medic were both shooting arrows from their (cross)bow while the Spy did whatever the Hell it is he does.

"RELIABLE EXCAVATION DEMOLITION!" they all screeched, which was a tad less catchy than BLU but they were winning so who cares.

Although the BLUs weren't doing too badly. They had started throwing cupboards and stuff which were doing a number on the table fortress. This in turn resulted in epic destruction, arriving in the form of an avalanche-type event.

"Oh, dis is bad!" the RED Heavy acknowledged, falling down and crushing the poor Medic. Both jumped right back up somehow because they be angry. Like, really bloomin' cross.

The seven other REDs got a glimpse of the pair's expressions and back pedalled the Hell out of the way.

Ultimate killing spree time! *Unfitting music*

"Zhe end is nigh!" the Medic exclaimed dramatically, multitasking to the extreme- healing Heavy with the crusader's crossbow, shooting BLUs dead with same crossbow, and stabbing with the bone saw.

Heavy took the simple approach and just Sasha'd everyone's ass.

"…Yay we won!" the Scout cheered after a few moments.

"Heavy's credit to team!" the Engy smirked, packing up his mini sentry.

The mercs regrouped near their collapsed fort, grinning like idiots. Seconds later there was a massive crash and the entire roof suddenly caved in.

"AHHH!" the men (?) yelled, attempting and failing to duck and cover.

And so that thing happened again.

Oh look my dog just made a nose-print on my screen

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