The Maelstrom's Revenge

A/N: This isn't really a chapter. It's my first Omake ever. This chapter has absolutely no bearing on the story, it's kinda just something my ex-friend thought would be funny and, despite our previous seperation, I'm still gonna use it.

Omake:

Naruto and Zabuza were stopping at a small town on their way to deliver a message to Kumogakure. They were stopped on a small island no that far from the former site of Uzugakure. Zabuza and Naruto were outside their hotel for the night. At the moment Zabuza was alerting Naruto of the situation.

"Naruto, I'm going to be scouting out the outskirts of the city over the course of the night. Do what you want, but be careful who you give your name out to. This place is a mere boat ride away from fire country after all, and there may be a villager or two who still hold hatred for you, and remember your name. Destroying their entire village will gave only increased their hatred. And always remember, information is power, and we never give a potential enemy power."

Naruto nodded in understanding and left to go to a bar. He was now 16, he had succeeded in destroying Konoha. He never did find a girlfriend though. (In this timeline, Naruto never met Katsumi or Haku). He has recently taken to going to a bar at least once a week and using his animalistic charm naturally granted to him by Kyuubi to pick up a girl or two who catch his eye.

He walked into the bar and sat on one of the numerous barstools.

"Oi, gimme a bottle of sake, the warmer the better."

"Aren't you a bit young to be drinking kid?"

Naruto pointed to his headband as he gave his reply.

"Old enough to kill, old enough to drink." (One of my favorite quotes)

The bartender laughed and handed him a bottle of their best sake.

"I like your style kid, this one's on the house."

Naruto ignored the sake dish and drank straight from the bottle, nodding his appreciation to the bartender. He had been there for a few minutes, he was on his third bottle, with barely a buzz thanks to Kyuubi-teme. He looked around him, and noticed someone sit down in the barstool next to him. This girl was gorgeous. She was a good 5 inches shorter than him, with strawberry blond hair, violet eyes, and she was wearing an orange kimono with red swirls on it. He turned to her and used his natural charms to start sweet talking her.

"Hey there Tenshi-chan, what's your name?"

She turned to him and he thought he saw a trace of hesitation in her eyes before her eyes were suddenly full of an innocent friendliness in them.

"Oh, hello. My name is Abumi Katsumi. And yours?"

"Namikaze Naruto."

"Oh, I've heard of you, I hear you're a really powerful ninja, among other things."

"Well my status as the first ever SSS-ranked ninja is common knowledge, but I can't help but wonder what 'other things' you've heard about me."

She leaned in close to his ear and whispered something into his ear. If one had been paying attention, they might have seen a blush as this strawberry haired beauty pulled away from his ear.

Katsumi giggled before she spoke next.

"Why don't we go back to your room and find out?"

Naruto quickly nodded and grabbed in a one armed hug, he quickly paid for the drinks that weren't on the house and vanished with her via shunshin.

They appeared in his room, and quickly engaged in a passionate kiss. Their tongues battled for dominance and they quickly fell back onto the bed. Still connected at the lips. Naruto began shedding the clothes from his current mate and untied her obi, releasing her C-cup breasts from the confines of her kimono. Naruto quickly latched onto her nipple and she lightly moaned in delight. He certainly knew how to use his tongue.

She simply laid back and let him have his fun with her breasts. Not many men have the consideration to give a woman pleasure of their own.

Hmm, she might not have him transform after all. He's considerate enough after all.

"Oh, Naruto-kun. Go lower."

He happily obliged and kept one hand massaging her right breast as he lightly kissed his way down her toned physique. She had a ninja's body. Toned, but not really muscular to maximize agility and strength. He continued his journey south, towards her already moist love box. He arrived at his destination and lightly kissed around his prize. Teasing his lover by denying the things she so clearly wanted.

She groaned at his antics. "Naruto-kun, please don't keep me waiting any longer."

He obeyed her request, deciding that he'd had his fun and dove into the center of her warmth with his tongue. Causing her to gasp in pleasure. He drove his tongue inside her, simply enjoying her taste as he tongue fucked her. He casually made a few hand signs and he smirked as his tongue lengthened inside of her. She screamed in pure and utter pleasure at the sudden sensation of such a large and prehensile appendage inside of her love tunnel. Naruto reached up and pinched her clit as he undulated his tongue inside her, pushing her straight over the edge. She grabbed his hair, pulling him closer to her as wave after wave of pleasure pounded against her in the biggest orgasm of her life.

Her body slumped over in exhaustion as her orgasm subsided, she basked in the afterglow of her orgasm.

She looked to him as he started to get up from the side of the bed.

"You know, I usually only fuck girls, but I'm glad I listened to the rumors about you. Now, why don't you get over here and fuck me with that big cock of yours?"

Not one to turn down a good time, but feeling pride at being the only man she had ever been with, he crawled onto the bed and placed his cock at her virgin entrance.

"Don't worry about going gentle Naruto-kun. I broke my hymen training a while ago."

Naruto gave her a foxy grin as he simple plowed into her. She instantly gasped at the sensation, the pain of such a large intrusion going largely unnoticed in the face of the sheer pleasure she was facing. She instantly reached up and pulled her body up to his, her breasts rubbing against his defined chest muscles. He instantly grabbed her ass and started moving her at a rapid pace on his cock. She was letting out a constant moan as he fucked her. He got up from the bed, never stopping his fast pace, and pushed her against the nearest wall, since she was now on a solid surface, he started moving his hips, rather than moving her. He pistoned in and out of her at a breakneck pace, his hips practically a blur as he pounded in and out of her, keeping her in a perpetual state of orgasm. This continued on for a few minutes before the constant stimulate set Naruto off and, after a few one handed signs to kill all of his sperm, he came gallons into the woman. She screamed as a result of the particularly large orgasm this put her through.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, cum in me Naruto-kun!" She screamed in pleasure before she passed out. Naruto chuckled and carried her to the bed. He covered them both and went to sleep.

The next morning, the two of them were out in front of the hotel. Saying their goodbyes. They initiated in a quick tongue war and then Katsumi turned away and continued her journey to the mainland.

Naruto turned around and saw Zabuza turn a corner and see him. Zabuza's eyes widened as he saw Katsumi walking away from Naruto.

After a quick greeting, Zabuza spoke up.

"So, you met your sister I see?"

Naruto looked at Zabuza questioningly.

"I have a sister?"

Zabuza looked at him like he was crazy. "That girl that was just walking away from you. That was Katsumi Uzumaki, your sister."

Naruto blinked a few times before his eyes widened in understanding before he fainted.

A/N: Just a little lemon chapter with a bit of humor at the end. Nobody asked me to past it as a separate story, so I didn't.