Hey guys! My next update will be a letter from Sebastian, so look forward to it! Finals week starts this Monday for me, so hopefully after that I'll have lots of free time. Thanks so much for all of your support and reviews.
Sebastian,
No, it wouldn't be 'hilarious' as you put it, if I hadn't saved Lady Elizabeth when she got turned into a doll. I may not love her, but am fond of her. Although I am more fond of your singing. We could put that singing voice to good use. We could make our own little 'bedroom choir.'
I wouldn't like it if Grell got knocked up. Because if he did, it would be your fault since he wouldn't let anyone else get that close. So no, it wouldn't be hilarious because you're mine. Only mine. And the sooner you realize this, the better. Besides, you shouldn't be thinking of him. I should be the only one you ever think about. Understand?
What do I care about some Italian in our oven? Feel free to bring him back if you like and entertain yourself with him. But I'm sure there are plenty more amusing activities you could engage in. Isn't that right, Sebastian?
And yes. That would indeed be hilarious. Perhaps you should arrange for Grell and that god to 'get together.' Though I do expect you to clean up the mess. You are my butler, after all. I certainly can't be expected to clean it up.
And you really must work on your rhetoric, Sebastian. "Wouldn't it be hilarious" if you said something else? Wouldn't it be hilarious if I spiked your tea for a change? Wouldn't it be hilarious if I never complete my revenge? Wouldn't it be hilarious if I forced you to sleep with me? I'm sure you can understand my true meaning. It's all you think about. I know. Because your uniform pants have been rather tight lately, haven't they?
Until the end,
Ciel Phantomhive