The Kisser is Out

Author: GleekShip

Spoilers: Up to Season 2, Episode 12 "Silly Love Songs

Summary: The Glee Girls force Sam into a bet with Finn.

Pairings: Sam/Finn, Kurt/Puck

Author's Note: Finn never slept with Santana.

The Kisser is Out

"I should really go."

Sam kisses Finn again. "Please don't."

Finn chuckles into another kiss. "I didn't call my mom last night to let her know I was staying. I'm in like, serious trouble."

Sam holds Finn tighter. "Call her now and tell her you'll be home later."

"Sammy." Finn groans. "It's almost lunch time. I'm sore, you're sore. I'm hungry, you're hungry." Finn gives the blonde a soft kiss. "I'll call you later."

Sam sighs and reluctantly unwraps himself from Finn's body. Finn stands up and looks down at his nude body.

Sam chuckles. "Sorry about the bruises. I may have gotten a little rough."

Finn turns and smirks at him. "Trust me, after the sixth time, it turned into desperation. And I'm pretty sure I got even." He reaches out and strokes the small bruise on Sam's nude thigh.

Sam shivered at the touch. "Go." He releases a soft moan. "Go before I jump your bones for another round."

Finn quickly pulled on his clothes. With one last kiss to Sam, he waddled out the door and headed home.

Finn bit his lip as he slowly closed the front door quietly behind him. He sighs in relief when he heard the click.

"Finn."

Dang it.

"Yes mom." Finn tries to play innocent.

He looks up to see his mom with arms crossed, tapping her foot, giving him a death glare.

"Living room. Now." She turns and enters the room.

Finn sighs as he follows her.

He stops when he reaches the doorway.

"Hey Kurt." He says slowly.

Kurt sits on the couch by the wall. He's wearing extra baggy clothes and his hands are trying to comb down his messy hair.

Kurt raises his eyebrows as he takes in Finn's disheveled appearance, similar to his own. Burt cleared his throat and Finn quickly sat down by Kurt. They both looked to their parents.

"So boys . . ."Burt starts.

Kurt sighs. "Come on dad. Just get this over with so I can go clean myself up."

Finn holds back a laugh. He and Kurt exchange amused glances.

"Fine. You both didn't call last night. You went out on dates . . . and didn't call. Then you sneak in this morning. That just doesn't fly. So Carole and I agreed that you two are grounded for two weeks. You only get to leave this house for school, or if you come work at the garage. Understood?'

"Yes dad." Kurt answers with annoyance.

Finn just nods.

Burt looks satisfied. "Go to your rooms then."

The boys look to Carole.

She offers them a small, knowing smile. "What he said."

Finn and Kurt are quiet until they enter the basement. Then they burst out laughing.

They fall onto Kurt's bed.

Finn sighs and looks to Kurt. "Were you with Puck all night?"

Kurt grins. "Yes. Were you with Sam?'

Finn bites his lip and holds back a smile. "Maybe."

Kurt playfully smacks him on the chest. "So judging by the way you were walking, I'd say you had a pretty fun night under Sam."

Finn grins and looks at Kurt. "We switched."

Kurt's eyebrows raised. "Wow. I never thought that he would bottom. He's just so muscular."

"Six times." Finn said with a smirk and laughed when Kurt's jaw dropped. "I did it just as much, so we're even."

Kurt's mouth could only open and close.

"What about you?" Finn asks, suddenly curious. "Who did what to who?"

Kurt smirks and licks his lip. "Did you see me limping?"

Finn opens his mouth a gapes.

"He didn't?"

"He did."

"But he's-"

"I know."

Finn relaxes into the bed and runs his hand through his hair. "How did you get him to do that?"

Kurt smirks. "I can be very persuasive. And he seems like a natural submissive."

Finn lets out a chuckle. "I am so going to give him hell for this."

"I've already have. He won't be walking for a while."

"At least it's the weekend so he can walk a bit better on Monday." Finn adds with amusement.

Kurt chuckles in agreement.

Finn just chuckles. "Just wow. I still can't believe that."

"And I can't believe that everyone I know is turning gay."

Finn sighs and reaches out and takes Kurt's hand in his own. "It's not your fault."

Kurt leans against Finn's shoulder. "I know." Kurt gets up and walks to his closet. "So do you and Sam come with me to Noah's tonight?"

Finn cocks his head slightly to the side. "Tonight? But aren't we sort of grounded."

Kurt turns to him and gives him a devious smile. "Technically, but sneaking out is easy and I want to spend more time with Noah. I also know that you want to see Sam. Isn't it worth the risk to hang with our boys."

Finn nodded in agreement. "Okay. But would we do at Puck's?"

"At Noah's, we will just hang out. You guys can play video games while I cook us a meal. Hopefully we can get all the way through dinner before either of us have to leave . . . early." Kurt grins at the though before waving it away. "Plus, we all feel comfortable around each other. Just two couples hanging out, nobody judging."

Finn nods. "Alright. I'll call Sam up."

Ta da. I hope you enjoyed the morning after. Let me know what you think. I love reading reviews criticizing everything.