Don't own Twilight (sobs)

Screen Names:

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)

Alice- myfutureishshopping

Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

Renesmee-danceswithwolves

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Eddy4life: OH EDWARD! That was so sweet of you!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Which thing?

Eddy4life: Letting Nessie get a new screen name silly!

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danceswithwolves: THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH DADDY!

it'snotwhatyouthink: You are welcome. I realised I was being too overprotective. I love you Renesmee now go have fun at Jacob's.

danceswithwolves: I will! BYE!

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Eddy4life: So...I wonder what everyone is up to.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh god!

Eddy4life: What?

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Eddy4life: Oh hey Emmett!

machonachoman: Hello!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett stop thinking about that!

machonachoman: Whatcha' gonna do about it yo!?

it'snotwhatyouthink: I am going to kill you! My mind is being raped!

machonachoman: Actually Eddy! You are the one reading my mind without permission...therefor you are mind raping me!

Eddy4life: Enough you two.

it'snotwhatyouthink: If you were as smart as you thought you were Emmett...you would still be an idiot!

machonachoman: And EDDY if you were half as funny as you thought you were you would be twice as funny as you are now.

it'snotwhatyouthink: You are a MORON!

machonachoman: Your mom's a moron!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Shut up!

machonachoman: Your mom shut up!

it'snotwhatyouthink: UGH!!

machonachoman: You know what Edward! Just go play fag tag with your stupid little dolls!

it'snotwhatyouthink: I don't have dolls!

machonachoman: You are SUCH a liar!

it'snotwhatyouthink: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

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it'snotwhatyouthink: Now look what you did!

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machonacoman: Your mom goes to college!

Vwala! An update! No I must go to bed but before I do I must tell you! I am going to write another song chappy so send in your fave songs! PEACE AND LOVE!!

Jess