Reviewer rules

InsaneGummiBears

1. I am not allowed to send giants after spiders so they can "See how they like it".

2. Draco Malfoy is not gay, nor am I to ask or replace his robes with pink fluffy dresses

-No I cannot replace them with thongs either3. I am not to enchant Draco Malfoy so that his blood is made of mud just so he'll stop with the "Mudblood" names already

4. I am not allowed to send Bellatrix a thong and say it was from Voldemort.

-Nor can I do the opposite

5. Fluffy isn't interested in playing with the first years

-Especially if I wake him up from naps to do so

AnGelIKRHthyM

1. I do not own a death note. I am to refrain from writing down the names of names of Slytherines, professors, and various members of the ministry and then their gruesome deaths afterwards

Wetstar

- Not allowed to call Dumbledore Albus to see if he really will expell me- Not allowed to hangglide- Not allowed to steal Dumbledore's candy- Not allowed to give the Weasley twins energy drinks- Not allowed to go to the Hufflepuff table and say "What the hell is a Hufflepuff"

My Rules

632. Not allowed to offer to grease the doorway for Harry's Uncle Vernon or cousin Dudley.

- not matter how fat they both are.

- not allowed to offer to widen the doorways either.

633. Not allowed to tell Draco "If you're so jealous of Harry's scar, why don't you just get your own."

- not allowed to offer to give Draco a scar.

634. When the Gryffindors have a class with the Slytherins I am not to shout "Group hug!" and then enforce it.

- it does not promote inter-house unity.

635. Not allowed to fake an unnatural fear of Professor Snape in order to avoid his class.

636. Not allowed to speculate on the flavor of owl meat.

637. Get off the ceiling.

638. When Snape calls on me to answer a question not allowed to say "I don't know, I just wanted to reveal a secret of life. You suck at it."

639. Not allowed to grin manically at Snape.

640. Not allowed to look excited when Snape is about to drink his pumpkin juice, and disappointed when he puts it down without taking a sip.

641. Not allowed to insist that the twinkle in Dumbledore's eyes is really just a little man turning the lights on and off inside of his empty head.

Review please.