Me: Ok sooooo I might not update for a while after this chapter!

Honey: WHY!

Me: Well, my Microsoft word trial expires tomorrow and my parents procrastinate… my old laptop broke about eight or nine months ago, they said they would fix it six or seven months ago… It is sitting in our laundry room under a bunch of boxes. I don't have my own credit card, let alone four hundred bucks for Microsoft word 2010. And my HP Mini 210-1000 doesn't have the space to download ANOTHER software, like open office. Plus I just like Word 2010!

Kaoru: That was a rather long explanation.

Me: I would like my readers to know why things happen!

It was around six a.m. The shadow lord was fast asleep, enjoying a dreamless peace. Too bad his best friend is a brain dead blonde who is completely oblivious to anything.

"MOTHER! WAKE UP! WE ARE SPENDING THE DAY WITH OUR CHILDREN!" Screeched Tamaki as he jumped on Kyoya's bed. The rest of the host club (meaning the boys [No Haruhi doesn't count as a guy!]) were too scared to be the ones to actually awaken the king of the darkness, so they hung out on the other side of the room.

"Have you forgotten that I'm ill?" The cool type growled from his cocoon of blankets. The mysteriously-purple-eyed boy stopped jumping and replied, "O-Of course n-not! But I just thought you wouldn't want to miss where we are going today!"

"And where might that be?" Kyoya sat up on his bed, sending the death glare towards the idiot. "Another commoners mall! We haven't done much research on commoner life lately so I thought this would be the perfect day trip!"

"I'm going back to bed." The grump lied beck down and started to drift off. "Plan B!" The twins said in unison as they started rummaging Kyoya's dresser.

.oOo. Della .oOo.

It was now about seven thirty. "Any second I expect to see a blonde and company walking through that door." Della said, sitting on a stool in her kitchen, finishing her breakfast.

"Hello! My sweet daughters! Daddy's here!" Cried out the idiotic prince type as he marched through the door. "Daughter, I must correct you. Haley and Lizzie went back home to the village. They didn't feel like dealing with Daddy all weekend."

"I'm hated…" Tamaki took his uniform position in the corner. "Your room?" Mori asked pointing at the sleeping shadow king. "Really? Again? Sure, my room. Right this way!" They really are too much!

The giant quiet type placed the cool type down and started to leave. "Hey, Takashi, mind listening to me for a bit?" The ninja groped her cousins wrist and he nodded. They sat down on her bedroom floor.

"When I came back, I was really hoping to spend time with you and Mitsukuni, but I have barely seen you two! You think that maybe today we could ditch the host club and catch up? I miss spending time with you." The dark green eyes looked up into the pale grey pair. "I miss you too. Let's see if Mitsukuni wants to, too."

Della took her cousin into a big hug. "Fine by me!"

.oOo.

You guessed it, Kyoya woke up all pissed and they left for the mall. Mitsukuni apparently wanted to spend his day at the mall, so they made plans for another time. Della, of course, was saddened by this. Making her a depressing add-on to the mostly perky group of teens.

There was one point where the group split. Well, split isn't the best term. More likely the twins formed an elaborate plan to get the group to stray away from Della and Kyoya so they would spend the day alone together. It failed epically.

"Hey! Would you guys quick making such sharp turns! I'll lose you guys if you keep this up!" Della complained. "I consider myself lucky that this time I was awake before they dragged me here." Kyoya mumbled. "What do you mean by that? Della questioned, looking at the Ohtori heir with a curious expression. "It's a long and complicated story that isn't worth telling." He replied, walking a bit faster to keep up with the group.

"How the hell are we going to lose them!" Hikaru whispered to his brother. "Let me think! (Pause for thinking space) Got it!" Kaoru turned towards the elevators. "Hey guys! Let's go upstairs! See what's happening on the roof!"

"Wonderful idea!" Tamaki approved as they piled into the elevator, the doors shutting before the two most angry of the group were able to get in. "Grand. Abandoned again." Kyoya said shaking his head. "I say we go look around by ourselves. They were going way too fast anyway." The auburn-headed ninja suggested to the black-haired shadow king.

" Nice thought, but I say we get out of here and just go home."

"I like yours better…"

Me: Foiled plan! Heehee the twins didn't think about whether they would actually stay or not!

Hikaru: That's not fair! They should be going on a date at this moment!

Me: Oh shove it! The next chapter will continue this and start the Halloween special! MWA AHAHAHAH!

Nekozawa: Finally! My cameo will arrive!

Me: You think that… OH! I never put the disclaimer in the beginning!

Lizzie: Della will never own anything, so why even bother with the disclaimer? If she did own OHSHC then she would be Bisco Hatori and living the life of an awesome person.

Haley: And review or else Lizzie and I will never return and the story with turn into crack fic.

Kaoru: Not not-

Hikaru: A crack fic!

Both: *Run and scream in terror.*