Conversations at Twilight
"Ranger? Honey? Baby? Sweetie pie darling face cookie monster –"
"What?" Ranger moaned into his pillow.
"You know how sometimes we role play?"
"Mmmmhmm…"
"Well, I thought of a new fun scenario."
Ranger rolled over. "Okay, I'm interested."
I eagerly clutched the sheet to my chin. "You be Edward, and I'll be Bella."
His eyes widened. "NO."
"Come on!"
Ranger rolled off the bed and bolted from the room. "No!"
I sulked.
"I'm not playing a vampire!" Ranger called from the other room.
"Fine! You can be Jacob!"
"I'm not going to be a werewolf either!"
"I believe you mean shape-shifter." I said, rolling my eyes.
Ranger was standing in the doorway, hands on hips, glaring at me. "I will NOT be any character from that stupid DUSK book."
"It's called Twilight," I said.
Ranger rolled his eyes. "Are you going to think of something else or should we just call it a night?"
I glared at him. "No sex until you come in here as Edward Cullen."
"Fine!"
"Fine!" And I threw myself on the bed, yanking the covers over me.
Ranger crawled into bed beside me. "You're fucking nuts."
"I want Edward Cullen," I grumbled.
"Go find a thirteen-year-old boy. I'm sure he'd play Eddie for you."
I kicked Ranger in the shin.
"Besides," Ranger said, rubbing his leg, "I thought they were totally abstinent."
"HA! I KNEW IT! YOU HAVE READ THEM!" I flipped over and jabbed a finger in his face.
"I only know that because you whined about the lack of sex scenes!" Ranger said, shoving my finger away.
"Hmmph. I bet you secretly read them, wishing you were Edward Cullen so I would fall madly in love with you and beg you to never leave me."
Ranger smiled. "You do that anyway."
I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, but, that's different."
"Uh-huhn."
"It isn't forbidden love!"
"Uh-huhn."
"You aren't a sexy vampire!"
He narrowed his eyes at me.
I sighed and turned away from him. "No sex until you're Edward Cullen."
I heard Ranger sigh. And then he reached over me to turn off the light.
"Goodnight, Jamie."
I didn't say anything.
Ranger pinched my ass, so I said goodnight.
The dark minutes ticked by. I scootched closer to Ranger, and he wrapped an arm around my waist. I was just about to fall asleep when I heard a sexy whisper in my ear.
"Bella, since I don't sleep, shall we think of something to do to pass the time?"
I almost orgasmed on the spot.
THE END