A/N: I hate school. I hate it so much…At least it, along with PMs, helps me improve on this story. Now they have actual character development!

Lavanya's PoV

As we walked toward Route One Hundred Nineteen, Pike burst out of his ball and yawned. For some reason, we haven't seen Skyla, Daki, or Shadow. Did they go sightseeing or something?

"…Kay. Where are we now?" Pike asked.

"We're on Route One Hundred Eighteen. We're going to Fortree City!" I replied.

"…Pardon me, however the hell you say it, but…I have to use the bathroom." he added quickly.

He ran into the bushes and went ahead to our designated route before any of us could stop him. Natalie whimpered in fear as she looked at the constantly raining route up ahead.

"Raaaiiin…" she squeaked. As you may have guessed, she's hydrophobic.

Ultima looked down at the water, contemplating on how we were supposed to cross, considering the fact that the only Water Type in our merry little band just left us behind.

"Hey! You guys need some help?" a voice asked.

We looked around for half a second before Ultima finally grew a brain and looked down into the water to see an anthropomorphic Kyogre. Long explanation short, huge boobs, blue skin and a white underbelly, red eyes, long blue hair, odd markings on her body like Ignacia, blah, blah, blah.

"Umm…Who are you?" Ciara asked.

"Name's Kayla! Nice to meet you!" she replied cheerily.

"Umm…Kayla, can you help us cross?" Ultima asked.

"What's the magic word?" she asked playfully.

"…Can you please help us cross?"

"Thank you! Of course I'll help you! But just this once, mind you. If you want to go to Mossdeep, then you're on your own. Considering that I can only carry one or two of you at a time, and I am not doing that if you want to get to Mossdeep." she added.

Natalie took out a map of the Hoenn region and whimpered loudly.

"So much fucking water! I hate all this water! Why?!" she screamed.

Kayla already started to carry us across one by one, and occasionally, two by two. Kayla was still in earshot, so she obviously heard Natalie's comment. She ignored it, not taking any offense to it since she probably figured out Natalie's hydrophobia. She was done in about seven minutes and thirty seconds. She took her time with Ignacia, not because she hated her, but because they were childhood friends and didn't care for their parents' Arceus knows how long rivalry. Kayla just swam in circles while talking to her, reminiscing about childhood memories and whatnot.

We waved goodbye and thanked her as she dove into the water. We were thirty or so steps away from the border of both routes and Natalie squealed in fear and almost wet herself at the sight of all the rain. I swear I thought she was going to cry.

She suddenly rounded everyone up and picked up as many of our crew as she could and ran through the entire route to get to the Weather Institute while yapping and yelping like a cared Growlithe puppy.

By the time she was done, there was a trail of dying flames were Natalie repeatedly ran across. Looks like she blazed her own trail…Hey! Shut up! You try making a pun!

We stayed at the Weather Institute for about an hour and Ultima left somewhere while I went outside and found Pike with an MP3 player. He was mumbling to himself and my fluffy ear caught a bit of it.

"…Yeah. At the very least, I'm having something out of joint that lame team." he said to nobody in particular.

I slowly and sneakily put my mouth where his ear was and screamed, "Like my boobies?!" at the top of my lungs. He jumped back with eyes going wide and coughed, looking away as if nothing happened.

"How the hell did you get here?" he asked.

"We crossed the water. Duh!" I said simply.

"When did you guys get here? Five, ten minutes ago?" he asked again.

"An hour. We were in the Weather Institute until the storm dies down." I answered.

"How you traversed through this long freaking route in just five minutes, I will never know…So where are the band of idiots? Still inside or did they leave?" he inquired.

"Believe me, Natals is one quick and paranoid little Ninetales if you get her wet. You'd be surprised how fast she dragged us all here. They're still inside." I explained.

"Wait…You can just call out that Groudon and have Drought clear it up. Or Sunny Day. Do you Pokemon even think?! Why did't you suggest that?" he asked in an annoyed tone.

"Thought of that a while ago, but Ignacia can only do it at random because she's pregnant.

"And you didn't suggest Sunny Day?" he asked flatly while sharpening his scalchops.

I said nothing and I licked his face. His eyes widened and he dropped his scalchops in surprise. I licked him again and he started to blush. He backed up and started tripping over himself. I pounced on him and he covered the bottom half of his face with one of his scalchops.

"You play around too much, Lavanya." he said in an attempt to be serious.

I licked the rim of his ear and he made a very soft moan. I licked him again and again and finally stopped.

"Okay. I'm done." I said quickly as I got off of him.

His eyes filled with rage and he jumped to his feet. Both of his scalchops were in Razor Shell mode and his anger made them into dual wield chainsaw.

"Holy shit!" I screamed.

He dashed for me and crossed his Razor Shells and stopped centimeters away from my body. If I moved, I would have been sliced in half!

"…I'd slap you, but I deserved that scare." I said dully.

I started poking him and he sighed and left to Fortree. I quickly followed him and hid in a tree. A few trees away, I saw Whitney of all people sleeping with a half knit sweater in her hand while a massive pile of her neatly folded signature sweaters were on the ground. She fell down and screamed. I was about to help her up, but she got up and rubbed her head. Pike approached her and she finished her sweater and put it on the pile.

"You're a Whimsicott, right? And not some cheap-ass Jumpluff knock off?" he growled.

"Can a Jumpluff make a sweater in five minutes?" she asked flatly.

"Yeah. You're a Whimsicott alright. Which means I have to take you out. At the very least, I can do the world a favor and remove one of you evil menaces form the Earth." he rumbled as he took out a scalchop.

"Please don't kill me! I haven't had sex yet! Well I did, but I didn't lose my virginity!" she squealed.

I pounced at Pike and judo flipped him. I was about to punch his face, but he blocked it with a well timed scalchop to the face as a shield.

"That's my friend Whitney, you asshole!" I screamed.

"I've seen you fight, but holy shit…" she commented.

"…You're just lucky this damn Lopunny convinced me before that you were a little different from your kind." he snarled.

"Good! Now let me sell these sweaters!" she added while lifting up the pile and walking toward the PokeMart.

Pike followed her and I saw that he bought a brown messenger bag, two Revives, five Hyper Potions, and five Full Heals as well as a Wood Mail, bringing up a total of twelve thousand seven hundred fifty dollars. As he left, he bumped into a Trainer and a Revive randomly appeared in his hand. Must have nicked it during the bump.

"I wonder where that Ultima kid is. The rain stopped by now." Pike pondered.

He walked over to a bush and I heard a familiar voice scream, "Go away! Me and my sisters are busy" before Pike backed away - snickering to himself as he did so. He sat down in front of a tree and Whitney was making another sweater next to him.

"Does this girl have to knit near me?" he grumbled.

Whitney kept knitting as Pike left to beat up random trainers…and an Absol.

"I was just getting some milk, you asshole!" the Absol yelled.

"Yeah. Yeah. i don't care." he droned as he went back to Fortree.

"…You want this sweater?" Whitney asked.

"Why would I need a sweater?" he asked.

"Just take the seater. It's my gift."

"Sorry, but I don't accept gifts, especially from a Whimsicott. I don't have a vendetta against you, but just the species period. I don't need it anyway." he said while trying to not offend her. Whitney just stood there, fixed her shirt, and squeezed her boobs.

"…You know. Lavanya's definitely right about something about you." he mused.

"What's that?"

"Your boobs are freaking huge. I don't understand how they fit in your sweater, but they apparently do…That girl's a bad influence on me…I wonder if my temporary trainer's done getting raped yet. I'd like to speed on outta here." he deadpanned.

"Hugging!" she squealed.

She quickly hugged Pike and pressed her breasts on his face. He immediately started struggling while blushing profoundly.

"What the hell is with you damn Pokemon and hugs?!" he yelled.

"It's a friendly gesture" she beamed. She turned around and skipped over to the institute.

"…I seriously need a special move…It has to be with my scalchops…Hmm…" he muttered.

I tiptoed toward him and screamed, "Do it with your dick! Smack people with it!" causing him to jump.

"Lavanya, can't you see I'm busy?!" he scolded.

"With what?" I asked.

"My new move."

"Does it involve your sausage?" I asked playfully.

"Does you own special attack involve you butt? I think your answer's the same as mine."

"Yes. Yes it does….You taste like a Pomeg Berry! I stated while licking his face.

"Can't you lick some other innocent Pokemon, Lavi? I know I look good and all, but you have better options, don't you?" he said suavely while pulling me close.

I started to blush and his face morphed into a neutral frown.

"Aww. What's wrong, Lavi? Ya look a little red in the face…Perhaps I should cool you off myself. In fact, I just want to freeze you solid." he said with a small snicker.

He pulled me even closer while dipping his head into a full fledged kiss. I immediately pulled away.

"What the fuck, Pike?!" I yelled.

"Oh hey! I remember that! I had a similar reaction to you. Don't feel so seductive with the tables turned, now do you?" he said slyly.

I heard a rustling in nearby bushes and Ultima ran out of them stark naked yelling," I'm free! Free!" while Pike had a smirk on his face.

"I'm not gonna ask." I muttered.

"I am. Ultima, did you just get gang raped by Grass Types?" he asked.

"Eeveelutions! All of them!" was my masters simple response.

Pike started holding laughter and put his hand over his mouth for a moment.

"I'm sorry. This is too much…Excuse me." he said with containing his laughter.

He went behind a tree and started laughing his ass off. And Espeon tail poked from the bushes and started wagging. Ultima screamed and ran off, taking his clothes with him. Pike hear him screaming and he was laughing almost hysterically. He finally stop and everyone walked out of the institute while Ultima was putting his clothes on behind a bush.

Experimente Shares suddenly appeared around our necks except for Pike's and Skyla was approaching the institute.

"Sorry it took so long. I had to drop off Daki and Shadow in the Kanto region. So what's up?" she asked.

"Well apparently, Alice is missing." Ultima muttered.

"Who?" Sky said in confusion.

"Nevermind…Alice is missing and for some reason, everyone except Pike has an Experience Share around their neck." Ultima grumbled.

"Great…Now can we go to Fortree so I can kick my ex boyfriend's ass? He's had it coming for a long time!" I said deviously.

A/N: SHIPPERS!