A/N – SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR SO LONG I feel bad because I was stuck on a few chapters and so left them for a while. Then when I wrote chapter 26 (I think) I suddenly got plagued with a load of other ideas and had to write them so that they occurred BEFORE the events of chapter 26. Please forgive me
In deep deep deep apologies, I will try to upload three chapters by tonight. Look forward to them~
Chapter 24 – Project Swan Lake
Mission name: Project Swan Lake
Mission details: torture Loki with the movie Swan Lake – Barbie version – and see the results…
Plan suggested by: Natasha
Natasha entered the living room one ordinary day, intending to get a cup of coffee but was side-tracked by the sight of Tony rifling through the internet intensely.
"What are you looking at Tony?" Natasha asked, wandering over to look at the screen.
Tony looked up at Natasha quickly, then back to his screen. "Looking for more videos to torture our resident evil villain with."
Natasha's eyes lit up with interest. "Let me help." She offered, sitting down quickly.
"Thanks." Tony nodded and continued scrolling. "So what's best? There's the Justin Beiber movie, My Little Pony extended version or…even…Dora the Explorer compiled version."
Natasha frowned. "They're too soft." She complained. "Not torturous enough."
"Then what?"
"Something more…girly…" Natasha suggested.
"Like?"
Natasha mused for a moment, thinking hard. Then all of a sudden she sat up straight. Tony could practically see the light bulb above her head.
She turned around to Tony and grinned. A huge, wide grin.
"Ever heard of Swan Lake?" she asked.
Tony had. But not this version.
Loki woke up to a loud knocking at the door. He rose drowsily and opened the door.
He instantly regretted it for a hand grabbed him by the collar and promptly dragged him out of his room and into the dreaded living room.
"OW! OW! Gentle!" he yelped as his butt cleaned the hallway floor. Then, unceremoniously, he was dumped into a chair and his hands tied.
Loki sighed. "What is it this time?"
"Movie." Natasha said shortly, moving into his line of sight.
"Again?" Loki raised an eyebrow. "Are you Avengers running out of ideas?"
"Nope." Natasha raised her eyebrow in return. "We just found something better."
Loki gulped. Anything the Avengers considered 'better' than Twilight, My Little Pony and Care Bears was bound to be no good.
Natasha flipped out the remote, pointed it at the TV and then paused. "Girlfriend?" she said questioningly.
"Not telling." Loki replied, the repertoire fully memorized by now.
Natasha shrugged, pressed the play button and then strode out of the room.
Loki turned to the screen, prepared for whatever horrors were about to appear…and then got the shock of his life.
"IT'S TOO PINK!" he screamed. And he was right.
Because on the screen was a pink, fluffy, tutu-wearing doll-like girl. She pranced on stage and twirled. And then a few cake-decoration-like swans started faffing about on the screen. It was child-sweet and sickeningly so. Loki was scarred.
Not just because the entire thing was filled with tutu-like dresses or that it was so sweet it made Loki want to retch. No. It was because he didn't watch Swan Lake Barbie version once, nor twice, nor thrice.
He watched it on loop six times.
That night, he had nightmares. It involved very pink costumes and very fluffy tutus.
Suffice to say, it was not a dream most men hope for. And Loki was one of those men.
A/N – Hey everyone. Sorry for another movie chapter but this one was good. I mean, I'm not out to diss Barbie, but this one was inspired by a friend of mine who in real life suffered watching the movie over five times because of his little sister~ Ah, the things we do for family~~~
Hope you liked it. It will come back to haunt Loki. Don't worry about that.