I know this is sudden, but this is the last chapter… It was supposed to go on a little bit longer, but I pretty much hate what I've been writing. I had this chapter typed up a month ago. So here's the end of Dirty.

The Baby Sitter.

10 Years later…

Shinji had a smile on his face that just wouldn't falter, he had an amazing weekend celebrating his and Hiyori's ten year wedding anniversary. They spent their anniversary in the same hotel they spent their honey moon, and he could say it was exactly the same in many ways. He got to enjoy the scenery of his hotel room just like he wanted to. Him and Hiyori were much too "occupied" to leave the room at until it was time to check out.

For the first time in years he got to stay up as long as he wanted to, sleep in all her wanted. Jump on Hiyori all he wanted to (If she was in the mood). He half way wished they would have stayed a week, but that would be irresponsible. Hiyori was still in bed when he woke up, so he decided to go on to Urahara's shop without her. Three days was way to long for kisuke to pay attention to anything, and he was halfway fearing the worst.

He opened the door to Urahara's shop and was attacked. "Daddy! I missed you!" The little girl latched on to his leg and shot him a smile that gave his competition. "Kirio? Why are you so hyper?" He watched as his daughter started running around the shop. "Uncle Kisuke gave me candy!" She followed her reply with a high pitched scream as she bounced around happily.

"Candy Kisuke? Really?" Shinji scooped up the four year old in his arms and held on for dear life while she tried to wiggle out of his reach. "Ah Hirako, she wouldn't stop crying so i gave in. Plus who can say no to that face?" He was hiding his smile behind his fan, he knew exactly what he was doing when he gave little Kirio candy. It was pay back for making him baby sit an extra day. "Tell your uncle bye chibi monkey." She frowned but listened "Bye Uncle Kisuke!"

Children were strange, one minute she was bouncing around, the next she was fast asleep in her arms. Shinji accomplished many difficult things in life, he was a Captain in the soul society, the leader of the Vizards, he defeated his inner hollow, and he was Hiyori's husband. All of those things were increasingly difficult, but the most challenging thing of all was parenthood.

Hiyori was a handful by herself, but a pregnant Hiyori was more than he could handle. She was mood swingy, hungry, and violent the whole time. That may sound normal, but it was multiplied by ten. When she went into labor she even threatened to "rip it off" if he ever tried to touch her again. She also almost broke a couple bones when she was labor, but the little girl in his arms now was worth it all.

All the late nights and early morning's with the new born baby weren't easy either. He could never tell if she was angry because of a dirty diaper, or an empty belly, or if she just took after her mother when it came to her moods. When he was ready to pull his hair out in frustration, Hiyori would come to the rescue and rock her back to sleep. "What did she want?" was always his question. "To be held." Was a common answer before she put the baby back to bed, and she would drag Shinji back to theirs.

Her first word being "monkey" nearly made his heart melt, when she said it to her mother. First Hiyori looked accused, then she threw a bottle at Shinji's head for teaching her to say something like that. The baby giggled and repeated the word only angering Hiyori even more. It was then he noticed how much his daughter looked like his wife. They had the same freckles, the same eyes, and the same expression when they were mad.

When she started walking, that scared Shinji to death, there were way too many places in the warehouse that were dangerous for her to be running around. He even went as far as having Hachi put Kido baby gates every where he deemed dangerous which was a nuisance for everyone else. He also had a baby gate installed on Lisa's door, the last thing he needed was Lisa killing him for letting Kirio rip op her manga and Hiyori killing him for letting the baby see the manga in the first place.

He found it adorable the way Kirio wanted to be just like Hiyori, she even asked her mom to put her hair up in pigtails everyday just like hers. One day when Hiyori wasn't home when she woke up and was crying because her hair wasn't pretty like her mommy's. Shinji had to style her hair five times before she was satisfied telling him "It's not the same" every time, so he would pull out the ribbons and start over again. Shinji was starting to lose his patience when she finally liked them and kissed him on the cheek as a thank you, "I love you daddy!" she yelled before she ran off and played.

Kisuke was Kirio's favorite baby sitter, every time she spent time with "Uncle Kisuke" she had the biggest smile when she came home. He always fed her sweets despite Shinji and Hiyori's protests, and Shinji found out that Kisuke and Yoruichi would tell her fairy tales about how her mommy and daddy met. Her favorite one was when Prince Shinji saved Princess Hiyori from an evil monster named Aizen with the help of her Uncle Ichigo. But Princess Hiyori slapped them both with her magic slipper because she could save herself.

He chuckled to himself on how realistic that last part was. All of his reminiscing made time fly. He was standing in front of the warehouse with the still napping girl in his arms. When he walked in to put her to bed, he walked past his room to see Hiyori still sleeping. He took her in there instead of her own room next door. He laid her in the bed waking hiyori in the process, "Kiri, has she been sleep long?" She pulled the little girl on to her chest and gave Shinji a look he immediately understood.

Having a lazy day with his girls wasn't so bad, Kirio wasn't screaming, Hiyori wasn't yelling or hitting him everything was peaceful. He was halfway sleep when he got kicked off the bed, with a thud. "What the hell Hiyori?" he whispered trying not to wake the toddler in his bed. "Thats for getting me pregnant, Dick-head." Shinji sat there thinking for a minute, there was no way in hell she could mean Kirio, she's four… That could only mean one thing. "YOU MEAN YOUR-" he was cut off by a slap from her flip flop, Somethings never change.

This story lasted a lot longer than it was supposed to, every time i tried to end it, I came up with something new. I pretty much hit a brick wall. I had this posted before, but I put up the two missing chapters in order. Thank you so much for reading, reviewing, alerting, and favoring. I'm still pretty new when it comes to posting the things I write and this has been a wonderful experience. -Chesxca

P.S. And a super special thank you to Broken Flame who pushed me to make this story more than just a 700 word one shot. *Hugs*