THE NOMINATED WORKS

Attention-Getting Teasers

1. Caution: Intended for in-barracks entertainment only. Not to be sung within earshot of out illustrious Kommandant.

"The Iron Eagle Song" by konarciq

2. It's never a good idea to make friends with your Christmas dinner.

"A Goose Is a Goose: A Festive Meal, in three courses" by dust on the wind

3. Man, I love bacon. All other normal sane people do too. And so do large predators. Like my dachshund. Ooh! And wolves.

"Bacon is Yummy!" MoonyEstelChase

4. Take three slightly twisted fanfic writers, add one awesome story plot, and blend for about one week. This is what you get. Disclaimer: We know NOTHING!

"A Funny Thing" by SigMoonKat

5. The most important skill in being a spy is making sure you can think fast on your feet. The second-most important is making sure your partners can, too.

"Think Fast" by Crystal Rose of Pollux

6. They told him the French would be rude and the English cold. Now that he knows them, Olsen kind of wishes that was true. It would be better than overdramatic and down-right crazy.

"Black Forest Cakewalk" by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit