Days later we were back on the road. Things were a bit awkward between Randy and dad so I said to them one day:
'-Do I need to handcuff you so you start act like friends?'
'-No thanks.' Randy said and glared me.
'-Then stop acting like you don't know each other during day and then cry yourselves to sleep at night.' I said and went to find Nikki.
'-Hey girl.' I said entering her locker room. And found her kissing Ted.
'-I'll come later. I'll let you do your thing.' I added laughing. My plan did wonders with them, I got my payback, I guess I'm some sort of a genius after all.
'-Look who's back.' Punk said while I got in the ring.
'-Missed me Punkster?'
'-Not really. How was Vegas?'
'-Do you have time?' I asked.
'-Depends.'
'-Well it's gonna take me one day to tell you everything.'
'-That much?'
'-Those were like the best time I had this past year.'
'-Hmmmm, you seem sincere. You forgot Mike already?'
'-Not funny.' I said
'-Ok then. Tell me all about it.' So I began to tell him about Vegas. 2 hours later I was still telling him things.
'-I wish I saw that.' Punk said referring to dad and Randy being handcuffed for a day.
'-I gotta a picture.' I said and showed him the picture.
'-Oh my God.'
'-Don't tell them I told you. They act so weird with each other now.'
'-What? Their ego of alpha male is hurt?' Punk mocked.
'-Phil.' I pleaded.
'-Ok. I'm not gonna say a word.'
'-Thank you. You are the best.' I said and hugged him.
'-I thought I was the best.' Cody said getting into the ring.
'-Just your impression.' I said.
'-Ouch. I'm hurt.' he said and we laughed.
'-Having fun, aye?' dad asked and got into the ring too.
'-Shit, I'm late for the press conference.' Punk said and left.
'-Now that you two are here, we need to talk.' dad announced.
'-About what?' I asked and pretended to be surprised.
'-You two.'
'-I don't think you wanna go there.' I said.
'-I think I want. You two are dating or what?' Cody and I laughed.
'-Very funny, dad, very funny.' I said.
'-So you're not dating?'
'-No.' Cody said.
'-Now I'm confused.' dad said.
'-About what?'
'-You know the night you sneaked out, I thought that guy was Cody. So who was he?'
'-It was Cody indeed. But we're not dating.'
'-Now I'm lost.'
'-She was just getting her payback.' Cody explained.
'-What? So you sneaked out, kissed Cody and showered together just so you can punish me and Randy?'
'-We didn't showered together.' Cody said.
'-Ok, I don't wanna know more.'
'-Hey you asked.' I said laughing.
'-He's more confused now then he was before.'
'-I know. But that will take him off my back for a while.' I said.
'-As long as you don't involve me I don't care what you do.'
'-Really?' I asked.
'-Ok, maybe I care a bit.'
'-I knew it.' I said and hugged him.
'-So Nikki and Ted hooked up?'
'-Yeah. Found them kissing in Nikki's locker room.'
'-We did a good job.' he said and high fived me.
'-I know. We make quite the team. Too bad I'm leaving.' I said.
'-Leaving? When?'
'-September. I got in at Oxford.' I said.
'-Wow, that's huge. Congrats.' he said and hugged me again.
'-Thanks.' I said but not very happy.
'-You should look more happy or you're sad that you're gonna miss me?' Cody joked.
'-I haven't told dad. And I'm not sure he's gonna be very thrilled to find out that I'm moving at the end of the world after he just got to know me a bit. And of course I'm gonna miss you, like I'm gonna miss Punk, Edge, Sheamo, Randy, Nikki and maybe Ted.'
'-I'm not gonna say anything about Oxford. But you need to tell him.'
'-I will but I'm waiting for the right time.'
'-Ok. You're gonna miss Mike too even though you don't wanna admit it.'
'-You suck Cody.'
'-Love you too.' he said and stuck his tongue.
'-Very mature.'
'-I never pretended to be mature.' he retorted.
'-How your parents put up with you?' I asked.
'-Are you trying to say that I'm too much to handle?' he asked.
'-No, you are perfect just the way you are.'
'-In this case you get a free piggy back ride to your dad's locker room.'
'-Yay for me.' I said and got on Cody's back.
'-We're here milady.' He said and I brushed him off:
'-I don't need your service anymore today. I'll see you tomorrow.' I said imitating the English accent.
'-What was that all about?' Randy asked.
'-I've sent my servant back to his locker room. You two sorted out your issues?'
'-I guess. Why did he returned so shocked after he talked to you?'
'-I'd rather not tell you because you're gonna end up like him. But for your information there's nothing going on between me and Cody, well apart from harmless fun and teaming up against people who lock me into basements.'
'-Ha ha. Ok then. Clear this with your dad and tell him about college. I think it's time.'
'-Will do playa. '
I went to dad's locker room unsure of what am I suppose to say actually.
'-Is everything ok?' dad asked.
'-I don't know. Can we talk?'
'-Sure. About what?'
'-College.' I said and he seemed relieved somehow.
'-For a moment I thought you might wanna talk about this thing you've got going on with Cody.' he said chuckling.
'-Dad, can you be serious for one second?' I asked nervously.
'-Ok then.'
'-I got in at Oxford.' I said and let out a sharp breathe.
'-Oxford as in England?' he inquired.
'-Yeah.'
'-That's great. I'm happy for you Sophie.'
'-You're not mad?'
'-Why should I be mad? My daughter got in at Oxford for Chris sake.'
'-But that means that I'll be on my own, not scared?'
'-I am. I would've been scared even if you were still in the U.S.'
'-I feel much better now.' I said and we both started to laugh.
'-This needs to be celebrated.' dad announced.
'-Do we really have too? Can't we just have some pizza and watch a movie?'
'-Whatever you want is fine with me. I need to call mom and dad to tell them.' he said and I started to laugh.
Since dad was on the phone with my grandparents I went to see if I could find Nikki alone this time.
'-You alone?' I asked knocking.
'-Yeah, get your ass here.' she said and I chuckled.
'-So you and Ted?' I asked smirking.
'-Ohhh zip it. I know you had something to do about this, not sure yet what part you played but I'll find out.'
'-Good luck with that and you welcome.'
'-What are you up to anyway?'
'-Dad wants to celebrate the fact that I got in at Oxford but I don't really fell like celebrating.'
'-You did what?'
'-You heard well. I'm leaving on the 15th September.'
'-That sucks. What I'm gonna do without you?'
'-Well, there's Twitter, phone so I guess we'll have huge bills to pay.' I said laughing.
'-That's true. But I'm gonna be stuck here with Brie and Maryse. She turned my sister into her.' Nikki said.
'-That bad?' I asked shocked.
'-Yeah, I heard them talking about you. Maryse is afraid that you're gonna come between her and Mike.' Nikki said laughing.
'-Really? And how am I gonna do that? I'm not even talking to him.'
'-I don't know but it was hilarious to listen to their conversation.'
'-I bet. Before I go I'm gonna have a few words with the tramp.'
'-Just don't get into trouble.'
'-I can't promise that. Feel free to join us tonight.' I said.
'-Ok. I'll came by your room around 8.'
'-Perfect, I'll let you do your thing because I have another stop to make before we go back to the hotel.' I said and headed to Ted's locker room.
'-DiBiase you decent?' I asked.
'-What do you want, Cena?' he said and emphasizing my last name.
'-Sit and don't talk. I'll do the talking here.'
'-Ok.'
'-Well, since you and Nikki are whatever you are I'm just gonna give you one friendly warning. If you hurt her in any shape or form I'm gonna skin you alive, then put you in acid and throw you from a cliff. Got it amigo?' I said looking as scary as I could.
'-Yes ma'am.' he said
'-Good. I'm might be at the other end of the world but my eyes will be on you.' I warned him for the last time then went to find dad so we could celebrate or whatever he was planning on doing.
