DRUM ROLE PLEASE!
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE WONDER, AMAZING, THE SPETCALULAR…
GRAND FINALE!
Before we begin, I'd like to take some time to thank everyone who entered. Your effort and comedy are appriacted greatly, even if you weren't chosen.
Also, just because your ideas weren't chosen, doesn't mean they're not funny. I simply wanted a good mix of ideas.
Remember to cast your vote for the winning team as a review for this chapter. No more votes will be counted after November 21th, 2008.
If one of your ideas was picked your names will be announced next to it as well as in the Credits chapter, which will be posted on the cut-off date. Please also note that the order in which these ideas are displayed means nothing.
And now I'm gonna make you wait longer because we need a disclaimer.
Behold!
The disclaimer.
And the longest authors note EVER.
Which is over now.
THE FINAL FIVE: Ways to Annoy Edward-
1: Submitted by free-your-mind-dreamer: Convince the Cullens and the Wolves to re-enact their favorite Highschool Musical/Hannah Montana/Jonas Brothers songs! Go all out with the performances...
2: Submitted by EdwardCullenDuh: Daydream about him at the beach, with him running around screaming "I'M FRIGGIN SPARKLY!" Then ask him politely if he wants to go to the beach.
3: Submitted by Haku's No. 1 Girl. Force him to let you dye his hair black, and slick it back. Then, dress him in a dark cape and put fangs in his mouth, just like Dracula. When he gets mad tell him, "Bella likes the more authentic vampire type. That's why she eloped with Dracula, I'm trying to get her to fall in love with you again," and smile sweetly.
4: Submitted by Bookits:Start thinking a million things a minute, until he yells for you to shut up, then start balling and run to Bella and tell her how rude Edward is.
5: Submitted by tonksxhairbandxklutz: Tell him that Bella thinks it's manly to watch Hanna Montanna for two weeks strait. Tell him that this is why she is on a date with Jacob and this is the best way to get her back.
THE FINAL FIVE: Ways to Annoy Jacob-
1: Submitted by ChocolateChipFudgeyCookie: Follow Jacob in his wolf form until he phases back. Tell him Edward is way bigger than he is, and no wonder Bella picked him.
2: Submitted by Cinderheart in the twilight skies:Talk to him in a little baby voice and say," Who's my wittle wuppy! You are! Yes you are! You're my wittle wuppy!" whenever you pass him. Then make him change into a dog and take him to the groomer to get a poodle cut.
3: Submitted by elvinscarf32: Send him a basket full of dog toys, with a card that says 'have fun, love the vamps.'
4: Submitted by Duskgrowlthevampire: Throw a bone and yell "FETCH!"
5: Submitted by theninjafrommars: Hide Renesme and tell him he can't see her until he willingly wears a flea collar everywhere, even in human form. Then when he asks why tell him it was Bella and Edward.
And now, I proclaim the vote ON.
WHO WILL WIN?
Team Edward or Team Jacob?
VOTE NOW! You only have until November 21, the day the Twilight Movie is released!
THE COUNT DOWN IS ON!
The credits chapter will contain thanks to various people, honorable mentions for this contest and 10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Charatcers: The Story Behind the story.
Love you all!
~Patronus~