Guess who? It's me!! Now it's time for you to read me and be happy and stuff. Oh, and I kinda rushed this chapter just a tiny bit, so don't throw me into the pit. PLEASE!

Chapter 25: Round 1: FIGHT!!

POW!

The subway train carrying Bo-bobo, Don Patch and Beauty burst out of the ground and dumped them in the middle of a large field. The only thing around them was grass, and in the distance was a sign that said "Battle Field".

"Where are we?" asked Don.

"This is Battle Field," said Bo-bobo. "On this field took place the greatest of Wiggin Matches. It will be the site of our battle as well."

"Battle Field...great," said Beauty in response to the pun.

"So, let's get started!" said Don. "Beauty, you're the referee."

"Fine," said Beauty. "Good luck to both of you!"

Upon hearing of the battle between the legendary Bo-bobo and the semi-legendary rising star Don Patch, hundreds of people gathered around the field to watch. Among the crowd were Jelly Jiggler, Dengaku Man and the other Bo-bobo teammates, as well as the former "friends" of Don who had been left behind without a second thought, and even the 8 Wiggin Trainers and some previous villains. The two fighters stood at opposite ends of the field in their poses, ready to dish out the first attack. They both waited for the signal to start.

"Ok, the rules are simple," began Beauty. "First, anything goes. Second, whoever stays conscious the longest is the winner. Both combatants at the ready..."

Don and Bo-bobo tightened their poses.

"Now...FIGHT!!" shouted Beauty, ringing a fight bell that she picked up out of nowhere.

Don and Bo-bobo unleashed their attacks instantly and simultaneously.

"Fist of the Shining Star: Shooting Star Rush!"

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Afro Assault!"

The two charged at each other with their attacks. Don Patch became a glowing ball of bright white light, like a comet. Bo-bobo was enveloped in a yellow flame as his fro glowed brightly. When the two collided, it sent a shockwave across the field and the crowd. They bounced off of each other and charged again. But just as Bo-bobo was about to collide...

"Nose Hair Leap!"

Bo-bobo jumped off of the ground, hovering a few inches from the top of Don's bright energy sphere, and delivered a passing kick. Don, however, reacted quickly by grabing his opponent's foot at the last second. He kept going straight towards a tree, holding Bo-bobo in front so he'd take the impact. Bo-bobo put his head down right as it hit the tree, smashing through it like a karate performance. The flying fighters started to lose their momentum and hit the ground. Don found himself on top of his foe, so he began to repeatedly slap his face back and forth to take advantage of his position. Unfortunately, he barely realized that he was actually beating up a sandbag with a poorly drawn Bo-bobo face and afro before...

"Tongue pulse!"

A giant pink slimy thing rubbed across the Don's back. Slowly, he turned around and saw Bo-bobo holding a giant fake tongue in one hand and a massive mallet in the other. He swung the mallet down at Mach 4. WHAM! BOOM!

"Where did the boom come from?"said Bo-bobo. "All I ordered was a WHAM! Do I have to pay extra? I can't wanna pay extra!!" But as he was saying this, he failed to notice that he was actually flying diagonally upwards due to a randomly placed explosion. Don stared at him from the ground, holding a bag of bombs and grinning triumphantly. "Game!" he shouted.

"Super Fist of Nose Hair: Holy Moly!!"

Before Don knew it, he was hit by Bo-bobo coming out of the ground with a mole suit and rapidly clawing at him. Don flew trough the air and landed a few feet away, dazed and unable to move.

"Ha! That's game!" said Bo-bobo. But Don was sneaking up on him... and Bo-bobo anticipated it! He turned around and kicked Don like a soccer ball! Don flew trough the air and landed a few feet away, dazed and unable to move.

"Hey, Narrator, you just copied and pasted that line, you cheapo!" Bo-bobo complained. And while he was complaining to the narrator, he wasn't able to anticipate Don sneaking up from behind him again with a kick of his own. Don flew trough the air and landed a few feet away, dazed and unable to move.

"HEY!!" shouted Don. "I'm the one that kicked him! Stupid Narrator! You should burn in the pit!"

Nooo, not into the pit, it buuuuurns!!

...DIE.

Bo-bobo: What happened?

Don: We killed the narrator. Now we have to resort to using basic script form for the rest of the novel.

Bo-bobo: Well that sucks. Is there any way to get him back?

Don: NO.

Bo-bobo: Wait, here's an idea. (grabs Jelly Jiggler) You be the narrator.

Jelly: R-really? You mean I get to play an important part?

Bo-bobo: Uh, sure!

Don: But Bo-bobo, being the narrator is the wors-

Bo-bobo: (elbows Don)

Don: ...Ohhh, yeah, Bo, you're right! Yeah, Jelly, get up there and start narrating!

...ahem...Testing, 1, 2, 3, is this thing on? Can you hear my voice? Am I narrating yet? ...Well, aren't you gonna answer me?

Don: Pssst. You're the one that tells us when to say stuff.

Oh, hehe, right. I'm not used to being the narrator. Anyway, um, back to the fight. Um, Don Patch was all beat up and stuff, cause he was kicked three times like POW...and stuff...and things...

Don: TWO, you moron! Now YOU have to burn in the pit!

Nooo, not into the pit, it buuuurns!!

...MELT.

Bo-bobo: (laughs for weeks on end)

Don: Brilliant idea, Bo-bobo! We finally got rid of Jelly by making him take a narrator position and he'd obviously make a mistake so we'd make him burn in the pit!

Bo-bobo: (continues laughing)

Don: ...

Fear not, guys, for a new narrator has arrived. All your worries are over! Ho ho ho!

"Wait a minute," said Don, "is that Santa?! We never said you could narrate!"

Too bad! The chair was empty, and there was a plate of donuts on the desk, so I thought I'd just...slip in for a few minutes. It can't hurt a thing. Now, please continue fighting while I munch greedily on this fatty food. Munch munch munch...

Don looked at Bo-bobo again. "You know what," he said, "let's take a break. I'm exhausted."

Bo-bobo looked at Don. "You know what?" he said. "Let's not!" Bo-bobo poked Don with his pinky finger. Don flew trough the air and landed a few feet away, dazed and unable to move. Munch munch munch. Now Don was down for real, not quite unconscious, but he definitely needed the time between chapters to take a breather. Munch munch.

Wow, Bo-bobo's tough. I need to rethink my strategies...

Munch munch.

"STOP EATING!!" yelled Bo-bobo and Don simultaneously.

Santa: Munch munch munch.

Soph: You're going straight into the pit if you say Munch one more time.

Santa: Chomp.

Soph: ...

Don: Facepalm.

Bo-bobo: Hey, while these guys are sorting things out, why don't you go read some other stories on this site? You could maybe go check out the Pokemon section...I heard there was an interesting new story up about a trip to another dimension. Personally I enjoy that kind of stuff.

Don: YOU IDIOT! You can't advertise an author's own stories on his other, um, story! Bo flew trough the air and landed a few feet away, dazed and unable to move. HA! TAKE THAT!

Bo-bobo: :(