[A/N]: Gods, it's been a while, hasn't it? I really am sorry about not updating. Working at the aquarium doesn't leave much energy for other things. Anywho, I'm back now. Updates should pick up after the 30th, 'cause that's my last day of work. I'm just updating now as the hurricane is hitting NYC. It's not so bad, there's just a lot of wind and rain.
Anywho, here's an update with a few words from our dear Russia.
Russia: This girl doesn't own Hetalia. You all know this, da? If she did, there would be no vodka or beer. Remember this comrades.
Me: =_= Why do ya have to say it like it's a bad thing? Let's start opening these letters...
Dear Vodka Breath,
Well even if you were born before me, which is a TOTAL LIE I AM THE OLDEST KESESESE! But even if you WERE, that doesn't mean you were called Russia at the time. Hell, you probably went through lots of name changes, you called yourself Soviet Union in public for a while obviously.
I can remember it because I'm awesome! Duh! And I'm totally sneaky and awesome! How else do I sneak around Austria's bushes all the time? Kesese...
Yeah, well your schwester is crazy and she could use a couple more bashings... anyway, I'm not paying you back! Hell, you owe ME now for saving you from your crazy schwester!
Angry? What are you talking about, I knocked her out- HOLY SH-
Prussia
-more thumping later-
Vodka Breath,
I-I think I got her this time, knocked her out with the leg again and tied her up, and I removed all the obvious knives... er... I think there's probably some in her underwear too but I really don't want to check there so... er... yeah, we should probably get out of here while we have the chance.
N-no I won't become one with you! What the hell Russia, I will NEVER become one with you! So... so shut up!
Yeah you'd better thank the awesome me!
The awesome and strong,
Prussia
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Has the beer finally gone to your head, Gilbert? Even you can know little things like the day of your own birth, da?
I wonder if you realize that sneaking around Austria's bushes just makes our comrades think that you secretly love him.
I want my rubles, Gilbert. You understand, da? kolkolkolkol...
J-Just knock Her out already!
A-As much as she scares me, she's still my sister. T-Touch Her there and you die.
As soon as you get me out of this bathroom, we can go. With all her pushing, She jammed the door.
You WILL become one with me, Gilbert. Just remember how happy we were...
I take back my thanks. And, I want my rubles.
Ivan