A/N: Warning: Mention of blood, vulgarity, drug usage, and a quick sexual segment are all expected at this chapter! Read at your own risk!
Lana, Lincoln, Lucy, and Luna reacts to: MARIO'S DAY OUT!
"Hello everyone! Welcome back to our another reaction and in my side is my other sisters." Lincoln welcomes his virtual audience and his backup was waving preciously to the camera. "Man, what a long time that we did some video reactions."
"I know right?! I just really wanted to watch something since I'm at my break." Lana jerks her finger in her chest.
"Since when you did have a break? You're not working, you're still young."
"Well, repairing Vanzilla and taking care of our pets isn't a job?"
"Technically it does, but you don't get any money from that."
"That's the sad part…" Lucy chimed in the conversation.
"Labor could be money-free or full of cash, but life's different, lads." Luna followed.
"But who cares about money? We gotta watch that video that I have been wanted to see!" The impatient repairman demanded.
"Okay, okay, so it's called Mario's Day Out! I don't know about this but all I know is that Mario is there…" Lincoln describes the clip that they will be viewing in a minute.
"We all know Mario…" Lana remarked.
"Alright, let's go watch the video." Luna clicks the play button to start the running of the video.
The video kicks off with the main character known as Mario, thuggish and looking like a tough guy.
"Hey, Korn!" Luna notices the logo of the shirt that the red-colored man was wearing.
The remaining three shushes her instantly making her shut up and frowned. The video continues as Mario was confronted by his mother.
"Mario…"
The upset man groaned. "Oh, what, ma?"
"Are you going out, sweetie?"
"Yeah, I gotta save the princess, ma." He glances back madly.
"Typical." Lucy judges the character's objectives.
"He looks like a bad guy here!" Lana added.
"Tell me, he's a frickin' thug!" Luna followed.
The matriarch showed her second son playing with blocks and a truck.
"Don't you be a deer and take your brother, Luigi with you."
As soon as the kid heard his mom's statement, his eyes went agape and smiled widely.
Mario groaning again. "Oh, come on, ma! He's such a baby!"
"He is a baby, isn't it?" Lincoln glances to his sister to receive their agreement to the remark.
"I got a bad feeling about this." Lucy predicting the outcome of the video.
"He is not a baby! You never know, he could help you fight that big dragon."
"His name is Bowser, ma." Mario clarifies. "You don't know anything about what I do, okay? You don't get it!"
"I don't see what the harm in taking him would be. He wants to save the princess too."
Luigi was wondering on to the two talkers.
"HE'S A FUCKING DORK, MA! Everybody makes fun of him!" Mario spewed out some vulgarity on his mom.
"Whoa!" They were taken aback of what the thuggish man said.
"That's kinda bad," Lana added.
"That son of a plumber!" Luna exclaimed.
Luigi became down and continues to play with his truck while listening to their argument.
"Mario, you know I don't like that language in this house! I don't care how many princesses you saved. I am still your mother." The mother continued and pleads. "Now, take your brother with you! This isn't up for debate!"
Mario sighs in defeat. "Fine. Come on, Luigi…" He said in a weakly tone.
"Yay!" The child became excited. "I-a gonna go on an adventure—"
His excitement fell apart as well as himself to the floor.
Both Lana and Luna covered their mouths to hold on to their laughter. While Lucy staying what she feels about the clip, but Lincoln only clicks his tongue in disappointment.
"Poor kid."
The scene transitions to the street where the duo was waiting for someone, especially to the smoking Mario.
"You gonna tell mom I was smoking?" Mario asks his anxious brother.
"No, Mario! I'm a-not gonna tell."
"Ya, you better not or I'll kick your ass! Anyway, just keep your mouth shut, scrote. Here come the guys…"
The Louds watched Mario's friend appeared on their screen, they have mixed reactions on the appearances of the new characters.
"Are we going to expect torture?" Lincoln started.
"I'm that sure that it's a torture. Feel free to close your eyes." Lucy convinces them to shut the video off, but the trio glances to the goth. "What?"
"Lucky, you got the bangs…" Lana crosses her arms.
"What's up, dude?" The one in the violet attire greets Mario.
"'Kay." Mario simply answered.
"Why'd you bring the kid?" The girl in the yellow shirt added another question.
"'Cause my mom's a fucking idiot!" Mario yells.
"So what's on the agenda?" The violet came up next.
"I'm supposed to get Peach out of Bowser's shithole but I'm probably gonna blow it off," Mario explained. "I don't give enough of a fuck today."
"This Mario dude changed attitude because he's tired of saving the princess, eh?" Luna questions the livelihood of the main protagonist (or antagonist, in this case.).
All of the remaining siblings proceed to nod and continues to watch the clip.
"You wanna jump the fence at the Country Club and use the pool?" The girl asks another question.
"Yeah, we did that two days ago," Mario responds.
"You want to go hang out at Cody's house?" The man beside the girl suggested.
"Oh, Cody's a piece of shit! I am so tired of that asshole!" Mario vents out. "Come on, you guys, I don't want to just fuck around today, you know? I want to do something. He then glances to the innocent and his airhead who was drooling.
"Uh-oh, this is gonna be bad…" Lincoln assumes.
Luigi was back on conscious and as he saw an insect on his nose, he immediately slaps but the insect flies off and hits himself in the face instead, buried inside of his face. Mario watched the whole scene and executes an evil smirk.
"Hey, you guys, you want to see something really funny?" Mario asks his friends.
We are now seeing the four of them at what the siblings assumed is the place where Mario starts his expedition on saving the princess.
"I'm telling you scrote, the princess is down there. You gotta jump into the pit to save her." Mario told the poor Luigi.
"Are you sure about this, Mario?" Luigi was unsure at this mission.
"And guess what else, buddy?" Mario added. "She told me, she really wants to make out with you."
This statement made Luigi become more ecstatic as ever.
The trio reactors excluding Lucy flinches to the situation.
"Poor Luigi, he doesn't deserve all of this…" Lucy muttered.
"Oh boy, don't worry Princess! Here comes a-Luigi!" He said in a confident mood until he jumps and falls immediately to the pit.
It captures the moment where Luigi froze and made his mouth and eyes widened, proceeds to fall to the other side of the world.
Lucy cannot express her concern over the fallen kid, while the others were snickering and giggling to the gaffe.
At the video, we see Mario and his companion laughed at Luigi, while the girl sat down to the brick above them. The screen switches to the desert where Luigi was running at the heated desert, the gang followed suit.
"Luigi, the sun wants to be your friend, dude." Mario gave out advice to Luigi. "When it comes down, give it a high-five!"
Luigi looks up in the sky and raises his hand. But to no avail, the sun was angry and proceeds to swing by and attacks the clueless green kid. When the sun passes Luigi, half of his body was missing and the lower part was the only visible.
When they saw the gruesome part, Lincoln immediately slaps his hand to Lana's face to cover the gore part.
"Hey, what happened? What happened?! Let me go!" She protested while trying to break free.
"That's bad for you!" Lincoln replied, trying to keep the hold.
Luna saw Lucy and the rockstar seemed to acknowledge her love to bloods and guts, she shrugs it off and watches the remaining part of the video.
The boys were laughing while the girl was riding in a cloud while polishes her nails. The screen changes to the swamps were Luigi was holding a mushroom, but it was in the color of the poison: violet.
"Don't worry, dude, the purple mushrooms are the best ones! They give you superpowers!" Mario obviously lies to Luigi, who has a doubt on his face, proceeds to eat the mushroom.
Luigi grimacing and shivering to the taste as some violet-colored fluids were spilled on various parts of his body, his torso was melted and his insides were visible. The boys were laughing again to the poisoned child.
Lincoln, once again shielding Lana's eyes at the part and the plumber was protested continuously.
"I felt bad for the green lad." Luna shows her concern to Luigi.
More shenanigans were seen, from a turtle smashes Luigi's private part to Luigi's downfall to the spiky platform, the latter was obviously horrifying as Lincoln covers up the face of the upset Lana and to the other vicious scenes throughout the quick montage of Luigi's death.
"Lucky that he's not a cat or he will die immediately at ten," Lucy commented.
"Yeah, that was way too harsh!" Luna exclaimed.
The fast-forward segment was ended to the part where Luigi was holding and looking at the bomb worriedly. His face was sweating to the pressure as the booming sound occurred and the bomb exploded directly on his face.
The scene switches to the inside of a castle where they met a door.
"Alright, scrote, the princess is definitely behind this door," Mario said.
"Do you promise a-Mario?" Luigi unsure at the statement of his brother.
"Luigi, please… I would never lie to you." Mario tries to comfort Luigi but was clearly making a false statement prior to his smirky smile.
Luigi walks a few steps and looks back with a worrying face sealed on his face and faces the door, his mustache gestured. When he opens the door, he was met a by a roaring dragon, his face became frightened and quivers in fear. The boys were laughing again. Luigi came back them when he walks awkwardly.
The trio sans Lucy cooing at the situation and gave their sentiments to the wet Luigi.
"That's the real definition of horror," Lincoln said.
"And embarrassment!" Lana added.
"No wonder, we really hated being scared!" Luna followed.
"Hey…" Lucy muttered but was caught off-guard when the triad screamed in horror, ensures a smile on her face.
"Mario… I had an accident." Luigi told them.
"Oh geez, did you piss yourself? You dumbass geek!" Mario humiliates his geek brother and looks back to his gang. "Alright guys, I gotta take this baby home, so mommy can give him some clean under-roos."
He walks and continues to vent out his frustration. "Go figure, another day ruined by my annoying, idiot brother. Ahhhhh!"
Mario did not see his brother when Luigi extends his foot, making Mario tripped over and falls down to the stairs… a long stairs. Making weird grunts and noises as the remaining three to the top watches the thug fall apart.
"Okay, I never saw that one coming." Lucy reacts.
While the remaining three siblings laugh at the fall of Mario.
"Oh, my God! Those noises are so funny!" Lincoln commented.
"That feels good, brah!" Luna followed.
The fall ends with a long moan and to surprise everyone, the girl was somehow smiling at the tragedy(not really).
"Nice one, that guy is such a loser." She admitted.
Mario's continuous moaning could be heard again. "Oh… my back…"
"So…" The girl continued and asks Luigi. "…what do you think, kid? You really want to get fucked up?"
As soon as Lincoln heard the last phrase, he immediately covers the face of the complaining animal-lover Loud.
"Hey, what gives?!" She complained.
"Oh, okay." Luigi simply answered.
The girl was looking at her pocket, rummaging until she revealed something small. "Open wide, big boy~"
Luigi quickly opens his mouth as the girl puts a piece of paper with a sealed green mushroom on it. The girl closes his mouth and smiles on him.
Luigi froze and his environment became weird and wavy, we see the different face of Luigi on the background.
Luna laughs at this segment. "Oooh, she gave him an acid trip!"
"What's an acid trip?" Lana asks Luna but the latter didn't give any hint, making the former frowned.
The background changes to Luigi chasing the girl to a vehicle and basically left. The violet guy peeks to the window and smashes a mailbox with a bat. They went to the liquor store next and bought some alcohol to soothe things up. We see Luigi drinking with the aforementioned violet boy then they left the building. Then, it quickly changes to a room where a guy was holding a sharp object while the girl watches Luigi showing his chest.
"Is he going to get a tattoo?!" Luna cannot believe what she had just witnessed.
Lincoln laughs again while the others were in confusion at what just set in.
We saw that they pulled over due to an accident. It was revealed that they bumped a dinosaur and proceeds to carry the victim and throws it on a bush.
Lucy let out a little laugh while the remaining siblings were laughing loudly. "I kinda like this one." The pale girl smiled.
Then, we saw the couple on a bar and were dancing on the floor. Luigi was uncertain at this point as he continues to dance. He was caught off-guard when the girl touches his nose and her finger and herself slid down to and became wide-eyed.
"Shield your eyes!" Lincoln grabs both Lana and Lucy and covers their faces, even though Lucy's bangs were actually in cover for her.
"Hey!" They both grumbled in unison.
While Luna covers Lincoln's eye. "You don't wanna see that, bro!"
"Hey!" Lincoln complained.
The scene turns back to their home as both Mario and his mother argued once again.
"For the last time, ma, I don't know where he is!" Mario exclaimed.
"Where did you see him last?" The mother was wandering to the room uneasily.
"I told you he left with Daisy." He answered while strumming his guitar and groaned.
"Wait, he plays guitar too? No wonder he has that Korn shirt!" Luna's face lit up like she solved a puzzle.
"Should I call the police again? Maybe they found them and they just didn't call me yet. Oh, I shouldn't let him go, this is all my fault. He's such a sensitive boy." The matriarch felt guilty.
"Ma, wherever the little scrote is, I'm sure he's fine" He tries to calm his mother down, but it was no use.
"I should have gotten him a cellphone; I knew he would have gotten him a cellphone." She repeatedly wished. "Oh, will the police be annoyed if I call them again? Oh, I wish your father was here, he'd know what to do!"
"Hey, ma! You know what will cheer you up?" Mario then farts, chuckling like an evil character.
The whole squad laughed and was holding their stomach to avoid imbalance.
Mario's mom slaps him hard as his hand was preserved on his cheek.
"Oww! Geez…" He cupped his pained cheek.
"Was it too much to ask that you brought your brother home with you? For crying out loud, Mario! He can't take care of himself! He's only 35!" The mother ranted.
When they heard the age of the missing child, they cackled continuously until Lincoln wheezes out of his breath and falls off his chair, making the others continues to laugh.
"He's 35? Wow, how's that much for an innocent kid?" Lincoln said.
"Hey, someone's pulling up outside." Mario looks over through the window.
"Oh, my goodness that might be him!" The mother walks out of Mario's room.
The vehicle stopped in front of their house and left, but they leave without Luigi, who was naked.
Luna clicking her tongue and shaking her head. "Poor guy, first time experiencing the real life at '35'". She gestured a quotation mark at the mentioned number.
The mother of Luigi saw her child lying down on the grass.
"Luigi, Luigi, is that you?"
Mario groaned when he saw his brother. "For crying out loud…"
Suddenly, Luigi woke up groggily and rubs his head.
"Daisy's b—"
Luna wheezes and started laugh as she lied down to the floor, clutching her stomach. While the others were surprised and mouths were open.
When Luigi saw a tattoo on his chest, he immediately opened his eyes widely. It zoomed out to the chest where the text says – DAISY'S BITCH, with blood dripping down to the tattoo. The eliminating music of the Mario game was head, indicating that his day was over or somehow, mission accomplished! The outro came on and they were text on the center, where it reads:
GAME OVER, SCROTIE!
Lucy clicks the video as she thinks that it was the end of the video.
"Okay, that went to bad, to good, to… chaotic?"
"I don't know but that was a funny video!" Lincoln judging the video.
"Yeah, I know I hate the part where Lincoln covers my eyes, but I guess it was great too! Even though Luigi is 35!" Lana agrees and chuckled.
While there was no response to Luna as they saw her panting and lying at the floor.
"I-Is it finish?"
"Yeah…" Lincoln replied.
"Dang it! I thought I could have seen the last part, but I was busy laughing my butt off!"
"Well, there's no more important thing there after that."
"Oh, okay."
"I like the video though." Lucy approves at the video.
"Let me guess because it has blood on it?"
"No-no-no!" Lucy waves Lincoln off. "I started laughing at the remaining seconds, remember? The 35 was actually hilarious." She chuckled for a bit and smiled.
"Okay, yeah, that's really, really awesome!" Luna punches the air and looks over to the camera. "Thank you so much for the request, whoever you are!"
"And that's about it for the video reaction! I know you like it too!" Lana added.
"Make sure to tune in for our new videos at our channel." Lincoln followed.
"Like, comment and follow us for more Loud stuff and we will see you very soon!" Lucy ended their signature outro call by waving at the camera, followed by the others.
"35…" Lincoln snickered. "Who could have thought numbers are funny?"
"I heard that!" The voice of Lisa came in. "Do not disrespect the numerical values as it really signifies our humanity. You should be humiliated by society and—"
"35!" Lana screamed it out loud and the reactors laugh once again.
Lisa did not respond to it as a sound of the engine was head and unexpectedly comes Lisa and the Ultra Snowzooka from the stairs. The scientist moved downstairs and quickly fires a shot to the locked targets.
The targets known as Lincoln, Lana, Lucy, and Luna quickly ran outside as they knew what happened when they saw Lisa's wild side at this time of the day. The machine let out several snowballs then the weapon expert looked over to the camera.
"Happy holidays, everyone!" She laughed maniacally and went outside to find her victims.
The camera went on for a few seconds until the static effect ran over to close out the video.
A/N: Thank you to Mr. Animator who requested this video, I kinda had a fun reacting to it, especially the closing segment.
Happy holidays, everyone!
~Ellu