SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Next chapter I will bring my older brother into the story! Since I don't want to give out his real name, I'll call him Rave. But first, I own nothing!

Eitak: Is your older brother really that good?

Vrael: Oh yeah. Apparently Durza wants to fight Rave 1-on-1. I'm betting on Rave.

LinkLord: Rave will come in and out of the story whenever he wants.

Everyone Else: Huh?

Vrael: He's that good, he chooses when to be in the story!

LinkLord: Thankfully, if I know he's coming I can block him from entering. So until next chapter, he stays out. Now for some dares! (looks at list) Oooh, really evil dares from Sesshy Stalker from Hell!

Sesshomaru: Judging by the name, they're for me.

LinkLord: Yep.

Sesshomaru: (groans) Not now, I'm still sore from that fight with Itachi.

Itachi: As they say in your realm, you got PWNED. (vanishes)

LinkLord: (laughing his head off at the fact that Itachi said 'pwned')

Vrael: (slaps LinkLord)

LinkLord: ...I needed that. Anywho, GET OVER IT! First dare. Sesshomaru has to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to Rin!

Sesshomaru: I love that song.

(silence, cricket chirping)

Sesshomaru: I-I mean, I absolutely despise it!

LinkLord: Suuuuuurreee, fuzzy butt.

Sesshomaru: (tries to slap LinkLord, but he grabs Sesshomaru's arm and twists it)

LinkLord: NO F---ING WAY!!!

Sesshomaru: Gah...

TWINKLE TWINKLE...YOU KNOW THE REST

Twinkle, twinkle, little star!

How I wonder what you are.

Up above the world so high!

Like a diamond in the sky!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star!

How I wonder who you are?

END

Rin: (clapping) Yay!

Audience: Awwww...

Sesshomaru: (sighs) It's over.

(click)

Sesshomaru: (whirls around to see LinkLord had been recording it)

LinkLord: HAHAHAHAHAA! SWEET, SWEET BLACKMAIL!!

Sesshomaru: (enters 'Dramatic Mode') NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (looking at the ceiling while he screams on his knees)

LinkLord: ...who are you looking at?

Sesshomaru: Oh, nobody. You know how dramatic mode affects me.

LinkLord: That I do...anywhosit--

Inuyasha: (slams into the ground) WTF?!

LinkLord: O.O (suddenly gets what he did and starts laughing)

What, you didn't get it? Replay.

LinkLord: Anywhosit--

Still don't get it? Wow, you suck. Replay, with special effects,

LinkLord: Anywhosit.

Get it now? Hahahahaha, yeah, I know that was screwed, but I did it for the sake of comedy. Onwards!

LinkLord: (stops laughing) In case you were wondering, the italics above are for the subtitles. If you see a seperate stream of words in italics, those are subtitles. Now then, next truth or dare for Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: Isn't one blackmail film enough for one chapter?

LinkLord: Nope.

Sesshomaru: Crap. Fine, then.

LinkLord: (snaps his fingers and Sesshomaru is suddenly chained to the floor) Sesshomaru, do you love all that is fluffy, including stuffed animals and carnival costumes?

Sesshomaru: What are the outcomes for this question?

LinkLord: Shut up and choose.

Sesshomaru: NO.

LinkLord: And it is... (looks at the 'Truth' card) WTF?! IT'S TRUE?! Oh well. SESSHOMARU, I SENTENCE YOU TO THE PUNISHMENT OF HUGGING 1,000 TEDDY BEARS!

Sesshomaru: Sweet,

Vrael: That's not much of a punishment, Durza,

LinkLord: You're lucky, Vrael. Normally I'd kill you myself, but I think I'll leave the pleasure of that to Rave. You have 1 chapter to live.

Vrael: (gulps)

1,000 TEDDY BEAR HUGS LATER...

LinkLord: There weren't very many dares last chapter...but InuTashioxKaggy-lover saves the day with an amazing dare! And a treat for me worthy of a thousand slaughters!

InuTashioxKaggy-lover: That's right, LinkLord!

LinkLord: Sesshomaru, you are dared to french kiss her for 10 minutes!

Sesshomaru: ---- NO! I'm in enough trouble with Hana as it is!

LinkLord: Oh yes, this will be good.

Sesshomaru: Huh?

InuTashioxKaggy-lover: You'd better run, Sesshy!

In case you were wondering, InuTashioxKaggy-lover promised that if Sesshomaru refused the dare and LinkLord helped her make him regret it, she would give him plenty of triple-chocolate chip cookies. In other words, RUN, SESSHOMARU, RUN!!!

Sesshomaru: GWAAAAH! (runs away with LinkLord, scythe in hand, racing after him)

Vrael: Oh boy, Sesshomaru had better run.

LATER

LinkLord: Next dare is for Midna and Eitak, from SpotedLeaf!

SpotedLeaf: Does your brother hate Midna?

LinkLord: Indeed he does.

SpotedLeaf: I can see why you want to get rid of him.

LinkLord: They have to kiss! And also, Midna has to have subtitles.

Midna: Piinta?

Really?

LinkLord: Yes, Midna, really.

Eitak: EWWW!! I'm not kissing that THING!

LinkLord: (his eyes flash and he growls threateningly)

Eitak: Uhh, I mean, of COURSE I will! (laughs nervously)

LinkLord: That's what I THOUGHT you said.

(Eitak kissed Midna, then spits fitfully and leaps out of the window to try and commit suicide. Sadly, there was a dragon just outside the window, and although it did beat Eitak up it did not kill her and she was shortly returned to LinkLord's presence)

Midna: Kiet toi nip.

That girl kisses like a dog.

Eitak: YES, I'M SURE ANY GIRL WOULD DREAM OF KISSING A FEMALE IMP WITH FANGS! (spits again)

Midna: Trei.

Idiot.

LinkLord: (hugs Midna) Now then, I've got to get ready for Rave's arrival, so see ya next chapter!

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