This chapter was to be one for TBE vs Creepy Games but since the website took that series down without warning this is all I have left of that series. Apparently the website that claims to let your imagination run free has limits as to how free it's allowed to be. Hopefully this series will have better luck but if it dosen't, well then thank you loyal readers for making this story so famous. It was fun making it and I hope I can keep making more chapters in the near future. If I haven't done a game you suggested yet it only means I haven't gotten to it yet. If this is the last time well then thank you for sticking with us for this long and keep playing them games folks.
Edd: Lets play! Alright!
Eddy: Wait. The computer needs to load.
Edd: Oh...
Edd & Eddy: ...
Edd: So... You've watched any good shows lately?
Eddy: Ive been watching this one called Rosario & Vampire.
Edd: Have you now?
Eddy: I like the story and animation.
Edd: I like how Japan just followed me around and made an anime based on my life, where I make all of these supernatural girl babe monsters all wet just by walking in the same room as them.
Eddy: So you're a weak human p***y who is constantly being saved by girls, one of them being an eleven year-old, on a daily basis?
Edd: It's a fair trade to let them ride my pimpstick on a daily basis.
Eddy: 'Oh Double D, how can you be such a sissified pansy yet so desirable?'
The game begins.
Edd: It was a dark and dimly lit night with a cloud covering most of that full moon. But not like a completly full moon, you know? Like when an edge is still blackend and-
Eddy: Stop narrating the opening scene!
Edd: Not until we get to Wayne Mansion!
Aya's face appears on screen.
Edd: This is the hero of our story.
Eddy: Surpirsingly, a lot of loli's are the heroes or heroines of the games we play on this series.
Edd: Are school girls magic?
Eddy: There's like an entire genre based on that idea.
Edd: Now when I was younger, like fifteen to seventeen, I've always wanted to make love to a magic girl but if I say that I still do then I'm probably going to be put on a list.
Eddy: If you think we aren't on a list of lists already for the s*** we've said on these games then you are sadly mistaken.
Edd: I probably am.
The title then pops up.
Edd & Eddy: Mad Father!
Eddy: He's not necessarily furious but he's more then angry with your previous behavior.
Edd: He wanted a boy you know?
Eddy: You shouldn't of struck out on that baseball game today! No ice cream for you!
Edd: This is a topic that you can relate to so well, isn't Eddy?
Eddy: My father used be all like 'Eddy! Why do you let these dead weights drag you down?' Then I would just sit their all stunned and not have an answer because I wasn't the awesome stud that I am today, you know?
Edd: Yeah man and then your father would say 'I love you.' With his belt.
Eddy: He pretty much did.
Edd: Haven't even started playing the game and I can tell we've taken a darker turn then they do.
Eddy: There's a pretty good chance.
A knocking is heard on the game but the screen is black.
Edd: Is that walking or knocking mechanics?
The screen shows the little girl knocking on a door.
Edd: Oh, it's knocking.
Aya calls for her father who rushes out and talks to her.
Edd: 'You know you're not supposed to be down here Aya.' Her name is..
Edd & Eddy: Aya!
Eddy: You were the hypest Green Lantern chick the corps has ever seen Aya.
Edd: Isn't she like the only chick they had?
Eddy:... Where's season two!? Bring the show back!
Aya's father returns to the room. As Aya walks away the text appears.
Edd: 'S-Stop! No! Noooooooo!'
A chainsaw can be heard. Aya fast walks away.
Eddy: Just walk away!
Edd & Eddy: Just walk away!
Edd: Thats messed up man. Just leave.
The screen goes black.
Edd: 'I know fathers secret. He's a scientist.' The Herbert West kind.
Eddy: If he was the one from Demonbane I'd be laughing my a** off.
Aya wakes up at midnight remembering when her mother died.
Edd: 'Today is the day mom went to heaven.' Now to be fair, their is a good chance she didn't go to heaven. I'm just saying.
Eddy: You don't tell the little girl that!
Edd: She knows her fathers secret she could deal with this too!
Eddy: The fact that she knows his secret is all of the more reason not to tell her that!
They explore the room.
Eddy: Look. I got a bunny. I got a box of memories. I have a doll and a teddy bear who call me a hoe.
Edd: That doll is probably made out of someone.
Eddy: It probably is.
They look at a picture of Aya's mom.
Eddy: Whoa! Check out this milf.
Edd: Im looking at her. There's really nothing else to look at.
Eddy: Ed! Come check out this milf on the game!
Ed Edd & Eddy: Milf! Milf! Over here! Hey milf!
Edd: This is what Aya has to look forward to.
Eddy: As do all lolis. The loli is a simple larva stage of the milf, that is not an opinion but a fact of life.
Ed: Milfs are legal though.
Eddy: Thats the good thing about them.
Edd: Aya's father is reeling in the babes.
Ed Edd & Eddy: Aya's mom has gotta it going on! She's all we want and we've waited for so long!
Eddy: We're going to hell.
Aya goes into the hallway and hears some heavy breathing.
Eddy: Gyigas? What's he doing here.
Edd: It's basically Gyigas.
Eddy: Aka Azathoth knockoff.
The lights go out and zombies appear.
Eddy: S***t just got real!
Aya runs away and meets a blonde kid.
Edd: Is that Joffery?
Eddy: Remember that time Joffery met the Batman?
Edd: I forgot he was in that movie!
The kid turns to reveal half of his face is gone.
Edd & Eddy: Whoa!
Eddy: Joffery won't be decapitating b***es anymore.
The guys run into Aya's room and meets the salesman.
Edd: Thats Nyarltathotep.
Eddy: He looks exactly like Nyarlathotep is supposed to be. He even has the same personality. And this makes the third Cthulhu Mythos reference in this game play alone.
Edd: Aya is not scared because Aya is strong like ox.
Eddy: Atrocitus isn't breaking this Aya.
Edd: This Aya breaks Atrocitus.
They choose the "Save Father" ending which goes on forever for an ending. Aya is about to be killed by her father when Maria pins him with a bunch of knifes.
Edd: What the hell? The Batman saved me.
Eddy: He did.
Edd & Eddy: Oh wait.
Edd: Maria saved me.
Eddy: D*** Maria. You got skills.
Edd: Oh wait! The son of a b*** is only stunned!
The screen goes black while a slash sound can be heard.
Edd: Am I dead?
The screen comes back to show the blonde kid saved them.
Edd & Eddy: Joffery!
Edd: Joffery saved me.
Eddy: He ain't that bad.
The boy tells them that he plans to burn the mansion and asks Aya and Maria to leave. They do so but not before the boy gives Aya a kiss on the forehead.
Edd & Eddy: Awwwww...
Eddy: And all the fangirls hype out.
Edd: He became her Razer.
Eddy: Given the fact that they won't see each other ever again because one of them is dead and the other isn't, that's a perfect way to describe them.
Edd: Spoiler alert.
Eddy: Yeah. Spoiler alert!
Aya and Maria watch the mansion burn.
Edd: 'I like to watch the flames dance. Mwhahahahahaha!'
Eddy: You're different. You've become a different person then I used to know.
Edd:Mwhahahaha!
Aya is grown up now and a local doctor.
Edd: I told you Aya would grow up to be hot!
Eddy: Girls, if your friends ever tell you that your mom is a milf or has it going on or anything then know they are paying you a compliment because that is your future.
Edd: Thank you genetics!
Eddy: They didn't serve YOU all that well.
Edd: Awe, now I'm sad.
Aya takes her fathers place.
Edd: No!
Eddy: She pulled a complete one-eighty just like you in this short play through. What would blondie think?
Edd: Now I'm super depressed.
Post credits show Aya's father and the Salesman talking to each other while looking at an Aya clone.
Edd: 'I can't wait for her birthday.' You and me both buddy.
Eddy: 'Father and Aya will be together forever.' Sounds like something you say about yourself and Blossom Double D.
Edd: ... What? I was too busy looking at Aya.
Eddy: ... What?